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"Hands free" guess

http://www.laineygossip.com/Katie_Holmes_goes_out_for_dinner_in_New_York_while_shooting_The_Romantics.aspx

For dinner in New York last night. Without the GMD. Seems like she’s enjoying her freedom. Jacek and I just booked a 5 day trip to NYC for mid December. He’s never been. Can’t wait. Sorry, I digress…

So Katie Holmes went out in a strapless dark blue cocktail, love it, without a coat. Rich people don’t need coats. You and I need coats because we have to walk to the restaurant. If you’re like me and your husband can’t be bothered to drop you off as close as possible, you definitely need a coat because it’ll be at least 2 blocks. We fight about this all the time. Katie Holmes never has to walk 2 blocks. You’ll note, she’s also not carrying a wallet or a purse and simply has a phone in her hand. Makes for a better photograph.

Katie is in New York shooting a movie called The Romantics replacing Liv Tyler in the role. She’s also producing. Or, rather, Tom gifted her with something to do. I mean, really.

Note from Jacek: When she says "two blocks" she actually means "two storefronts" (i.e. about 20 yards). This is more accurate and now decide if I'm out of line.

Monday, November 09, 2009 at 6:48 AM

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"Two girls, one limo" guess 3

http://www.laineygossip.com/Sienna_Miller_Elton_John_Sean_Diddy_Combs_Sienna_at_Sundance.aspx

Sienna at Sundance


In town to promote the upcoming Interview, constantly attended by Harvey Weinstein who, of course, is here for purchasing purposes (already scooped up John Cusack’s Grace is Good) in addition to making sure his Golden Girl is on her best behaviour, and for the most part, she’s been keeping her ass clean…if not her nose, not that I would know anything about that.

Friday night, at the afterparty for An American Crime, starring Katherine Keener (very well preserved, lovely woman, not to lovely pitbull of a publicist), Canadian Ellen Page (quickly establishing a reputation as one of the most gifted actresses of her generation) and James Franco, Sienna sat in a corner and sulked for the better part of the evening, staring down several attractive women – a blonde television reporter in particular. Literally, she couldn’t take her eyes off of her. Intense glares, so noticeable that a few people actually remarked to the subject of her scrutiny that “Sienna wants to BE you”.

Other than that however, Sienna was rather upbeat all weekend, cruising down Main Street, hitting the swag suites, smiling for cameras. Here she is at the Interview premiere looking fresh and fetching with her closed mouth pout to cover those teeth, trademark crossed leg pose, wrapped in the most beautiful grey coat. Must have it.

Saw her again at the MySpace/Tao event and I have to tell you, as you know I’m not her biggest fan, but Sienna Miller – very, very pretty face. Small and delicate with the most beguiling eyes, her arrival caused the biggest stir, even louder than Diddy’s, and tiny…SO tiny, definitely NOT 5 ft 6 as listed. If anything, she is my height and I know this because I was next to her at one point, wearing flat boots with absolutely no heel and we were eye to eye. For the record, I am 5 ft 3 and ¾ on a tall day.

Still…as I said, Sienna has a lovely face. Haunting and deceptively innocent but not staggeringly beautiful either – the kind of face that breaks your heart and having now seen her, I have to admit…she does have a certain “it”. Just too bad she’s f&cked in the head.

As for Josh Hartnett – he’s here, they were together Sunday, chaperoned at times by Harvey, rumour is they went home together Sunday night.

Will keep you posted…

Monday, January 22, 2007

http://www.laineygossip.com/Sienna_Miller_Sienna_Miller_Attentionwhore_at_Burger_King.aspx


Sienna Miller: Attention-whore at Burger King


Saw her almost every day at Sundance…weird.

So anyway, we’re leaving, we go through security at Salt Lake Airport, we decide to skip the classy sit-down restaurant and giv’er on some grease at the food court – perfect, there’s a Burger King.

Am with my producer Laura from eTalk and our camera visionary Donovan, we order, we grab a table close to the counter, right by the soda foundations, I’m chowing down on an enormous Double Whopper (flamebroiled HEAVEN), and in walks Sienna Miller with her mother in tow.

Dressed in a white beater tank, hair pulled back, faded grey/black jeans tucked into black suede boots with furry trim, and her face – remember Golden Globe night? When so many of you remarked on the shine and the oil? That’s what she looked like – definitely a far cry from when I saw her on Saturday at her best.

Anyway, they unload at the table closest to us, directly across from Burger King, we are now between her and soda foundations. Her mother gets up to order, she fidgets in her chair, and gets up to tell the clerk that she wants one of those paper Burger King hats – you know the ones? They’re gold, in the shape of a crown, usually passed out to little kids at a birthday party?

Yep – that’s what Sienna asked for, that’s what she put on her head. And her mother too.

So they’re waiting for their food, sitting across from each other, both pull out their cell phones and start yammering away. Mom was discreet, Sienna was loud as f*ck. A pack-a-day voice and every other word is “f&cking”…not because she’s cussin’ someone out, apparently it’s just the way she talks.

“I f*cking emailed you. I really f&cking did. I wanted to know about the f&cking photos (foe-toes)”…and the best part is she can’t stay put when she’s chatty, she has to walk around. So she’s pacing back and forth, between her table and the soda fountain, directly behind us, dragging her feet so that her boots were scraping against the tile (as Donovan noted, she walks like a teenager), yapping incessantly, and at one point she sees Donovan’s video camera, which isn’t hard to miss. It’s one of those over the shoulder ones used for television, he had it in plain view by his feet, and before you ask – it was turned OFF and he made absolutely no motion to use it either. I’m telling you…we weren’t gawking, we didn’t turn around to study her, she was just hard to miss, and when she realised that we were part of a tv crew, she actually became HARDER to miss.

Now remember, this is one of the most photographed women in the world who has had a few run-ins herself with the pappies and has also, on occasion, “complained” about the press intrusion in to her life. Even though we didn’t make a move towards her, even though we kept to ourselves and our burgers, even though no one else at Burger King had recognised her either, even though everyone else went about their business leaving her alone, Sienna goes back to her table and decides to PUT ON HER SUNGLASSES. Because that’s how you blend in to the background, right?

Still…when she did this, we figured it was because she saw the camera and became wary. Fair enough. We made a point of not looking at her, we started chatting about work, and amazingly enough, wouldn’t you know it, the bitch gets up from her chair AGAIN, still yapping at the top of her lungs on her cell phone, and shuffles past us AGAIN over to the soda foundation without pouring any soda.

One lap, two laps, three laps…THREE TIMES she paced by our table, three times for no other reason than to pace, without getting napkins, without getting condiments, Sienna just had to talk on her cell phone full volume, “f*cking this, f&cking that” with us as her audience, to the point where we started laughing incredulously and eventually Laura, my producer, was like – is she serious? No…is she serious? Does she want us to turn the camera on? Is she begging us to turn the camera on?

And then her food came. So she sat down and ate and every few seconds she’d whip her head around and look at us and we’d feel her eyes on us and we’d try not to giggle – the way you tried not to giggle in the cafeteria as teenagers when Mr Burton, the biology teacher, shuffled by and made a lame joke? That’s how we were giggling.

And THAT is Sienna Miller. The loser you’re at once amused by and embarrassed for, desperate for attention, narcissist to the max, extra-obnoxious with all the toppings, and of course we wouldn’t give her the satisfaction. The camera stayed idle, my cell phone stayed put, and then off she went, making a big production of getting their gear together, her mother asking someone else at another table for the time – you’ll note they had their cell phones with them, both of them, and every cell phone has a clock!!! – before stomping off, Sienna continuing to blabber away so that I could hear her half way across the room, dragging her feet all the way to the escalator.

And we just looked at each other: did that really happen? Is Sienna Miller that pathetic???

Answer:

Yes.

Sienna in this month’s Nylon Magazine.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

http://www.laineygossip.com/Sienna_Miller_Sapphic_Sienna.aspx


Sapphic Sienna


Well well… isn’t this a shocker. Sienna Miller looking bombed out of her tree groping someone else’s girls. Looks like some innocent fun, non?

Because Sienna would NEVER make out with a chick. Or a random dude. Or get shitfaced and lose control. No no. Sienna wouldn’t go there. Sienna is STABLE, you see?

She’s much, much, much too stable and sensible too! She’s sensible and she’s stable and she’s smart and she totally has her head on straight and she also never said that drugs were “f*ckloads of fun", right?

Right.

Monday, March 26, 2007
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Tights and Boots and BFFs


Lindsay Lohan not welcome!!!

Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller in London the other night, tightly bonded after working together over the last few weeks on The Edge of Love, formerly the Best Time of Our Lives about Dylan Thomas and his women. Rather than letting professional rivalry get in the way, the two appear to have found in one another a kindred spirit – friends who understand the business but who are also, at heart, two girls with girl problems and girl hang-ups.

Rumour has it Sienna hasn’t had many positive girl relationships, that she is only recently experiencing it for the first time, that she is happier now than she’s been in a while.

A real friend...Lindsay Lohan needs one of those.

PS. That other dude is a co-star, NOT a new boyfriend. Jamie and Sienna still on.

Friday, June 01, 2007 at 12:00 AM

http://www.laineygossip.com/Sienna_Miller_and_Keira_Knightley_act_like_besties_to_promote_the_Edge_of_Love.aspx


My New Favourite Besties


Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley are currently promoting The Edge of Love – this is an interview recently during which they went head to head on trivia related to each other. It is SUPER cute. And it also feels authentic. It feels like they way you’d be with your bestie. All the giggling, the competition, the mutual support, the cheating…and especially Keira. I love that she was so immediate about her answers. Sienna’s like the littler one – the troublemaker, the flake, the one who can never stop sh*t from coming out of her mouth. As usual.

Probably the most likable they’ve both been in a long time. This is the kind of thing I’d watch more often.

Click here to view.

Attached – Sienna and Keira in Scotland for the photo call yesterday. The size of Keira’s waist is indeed alarming. But we’re not allowed to say she has an eating disorder anymore, remember? She insists she doesn’t have one!

Thursday, June 19, 2008 at 7:30 AM

http://www.laineygossip.com/Sienna_Miller_and_Keira_Knightley_hand_in_hand_at_the_British_Independent_Film_Awards_in_London_.aspx


Sienna still has a friend


Thanks to her affair with Balthazar Getty, Sienna has become persona non grata in Los Angeles as Rosetta Getty’s powerful female network quickly mobilised against the other woman.

At home in London though, Sienna still has friends. And she still has a friend in Keira Knightley. Here they are arriving hand in hand and bone to bone yesterday at the British Independent Film Awards in London.
Maybe spending more time with girls, the right girls, will set that crazy bitch straight. Sienna makes really bad boy decisions over and over and over again.

They looked great together last night. LOVE both dresses. Love that they’re so well coordinated they pout at the same time and laugh at the same time. Love, love, love the shot of Keira from the side, a great shot of the razor blades in her mouth.

Monday, December 01, 2008 at 6:44 AM
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Keira Knightley: a protesting jaw?


Uhhhh… NOT sweet.

And yes, I get it that celebrities can’t always looked glammed up the ass every day. But that jaw? That jaw scares me. That is what I call a Bulimic Jaw – my girlfriend Beth, a doctor, can attest to that kind of jaw: jutting out at the corners as a result of too much heaving…though of course, let’s clarify in light of her lawsuit that the mere suggestion of an eating disorder on her part is absolutely absurd right???

After all, those photos of her on the beach a couple of weeks ago, cut abs, not an ounce of fat – those photos are simply the result of working out, eating well, and TOTALLY NOT torturing her own body, right? How could anyone even suggest such a thing???

But that’s exactly what a British rag did at the time, which has resulted in her suing for damages, because NO ONE, NO ONE other than the editors of said publication would, in their right mind, be so Cruise to assume that she’s anorexic, right???

Here’s Keira, in London with her equally overnourished boyfriend, cutting a fine line with their cheekbones, their hippy chic, and of course their love of food. In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a healthier couple.

Thursday, January 25, 2007


http://www.laineygossip.com/Keira_Knightley_at_The_Edge_of_Love_premiere_afterparty_in_London.aspx


What problem? There is no problem!


This is Keira Knightley yesterday in London at The Edge of Love afterparty in a gorgeous purple dress looking as healthy as ever. At least in her mind. Remember – she doesn’t have a problem, she’s never had a problem, and you’re not allowed to say she has a problem. Because there is no problem.

Keira according to Keira takes care of herself properly. And if you don’t believe her you’re just a mean gossipy asshole. Yeah, that would be me.

As for her famous pursed lips - a few readers have emailed to defend Keira’s morose mug. You say that the contrived depression is simply a smokescreen for her razorblade teeth. This is maybe the most amazing theory, like, ever.

So Keira knows her smile is scary (surely you’ve seen the underbite, bulimic jaw, crazy incisor combination, right?) and therefore never bares her teeth, resulting in the pouty pissy face we’ve come to know and love.

Makes sense to me.

Does she think of prunes too?

Friday, June 20, 2008 at 5:58 AM


http://www.laineygossip.com/Olga_Kurylenko_and_Keira_Knightley_with_Karl_Lagerfeld_at_Chanel_Paris_Fashion_Week_Fall_09.aspx


My Olga Kurylenko is in Paris for Fashion Week – at Chanel today and look! Blessed by the Karl himself! Karl seems to be quite pleased by this new Bond girl. But of course not quite as taken as he is by Keira Knightley who is very thin and doesn’t do anything disgusting … like eat food.

Keira was on hand today to support Karl Lagerfeld too. Of course. She is the face of Coco Mademoiselle. That’s a very thick fringe. You like? I think I do. It balances out her bulimic jaw.

Oh hush.

Keira doesn’t vomit!

She’s naturally thin!

And my mother dresses like Jacqueline Kennedy.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009 at 2:43 PM
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"Cuba" guess

http://www.laineygossip.com/Hugh_Jackman_quivering_loins_in_a_leather_jacket_in_New_York.aspx

Wear that leather jacket…

Wear it, Hugh. Wear the sh-t out of that leather jacket, oh yeah.

While the sight of Taylor Kitsch in his boxers certainly gets me swoony, my lady business has always reacted more quickly to a man well clothed, his gait in his a great pair of pants, his hands in the pockets of a perfectly cut tuxedo.

Hugh Jackman in New York today returning to his apartment after an outing with the kids, his daughter’s doll tucked under his arm, so much hotness in his leather jacket and beautifully tailored grey trousers, hair tousled by the wind, aviators, and a beard…

Like, come on!

This man is MAN.

And he’s lovely, and good natured, and faithful, and funny… a cynic has to ask: what is wrong with Hugh Jackman?

Monday, January 05, 2009 at 3:13 PM

Cuba

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"Star Treatment" guess

http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_27Oct08.aspx

Smutty Tingle

It’s ok because he’s a rock god, right? (Dlisted)

Monday, October 27, 2008 at 11:04 AM
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"Besties in Bed" guess

http://www.laineygossip.com/Anne_Hathaway_and_Emily_Blunt_support_each_other_after_breaking_up_with_boyfriends.aspx

Anne Hathaway and Emily Blunt, close from the days of Prada, are now both single at the same time after suffering serious disappointment, not to mention public humiliation, thanks to their former douchebag boyfriends.

Anne of course broke up that shady business dude who kept writing bad cheques and ripping off charities. Emily dated a cover-crooning cheeseball who couldn’t stay faithful. Or legal. Allegedly.

But, as girls do, they sought solace in each other and were seen arm in arm recently after a bitch session dinner and hopefully a few drinks. Better this than crying about it to some random journalist cow who writes for Vanity Fair. Makes me love them both so much more.

Jessica Simpson needs a few of these. Real girls always help real girlfriends.

For more of Anne and Emily, click here.

Friday, August 22, 2008 at 6:54 AM
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"Short and Blind" subject 2 guess

Monday, May 26, 2008
Smutty Tingle

The Thinnification of Kirsten Bell (Hollywood Tuna )

http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_May_26_2008.aspx
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"Two Boys in the City" guess

http://www.laineygossip.com/Hiding_in_Hip_Hop_book_to_expose_gay_rappers.aspx

Terence Dean was an executive at MTV. He’s now about to release a book called Hiding in Hip Hop and word is he’ll be exposing the gays. Apparently there’s an underground “gay subculture” in the business and now everyone is wondering who’ll be outed.

Said the author: “This book is filled with intrigue, sexy celebrity bed partners, abundance of drugs, and of course, the down low/gay men and celebrities in the entertainment industry.”

Amazing.

Needless to say, everyone is being implicated. Everyone from Kanye to Busta, from Russell Simmons to Jay-Z and of course Diddy who has been dogged by gay rumours for years.

Hiding in Hip Hop is scheduled for release on May 13th.

How many hip hop showmances will sprout from now til then just to offset the frenzy?

For more on the book click here.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 at 10:50 AM
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"Two Boys in the City" subject 2 guess

http://laineygossip.com/Eddie_Murphy_ends_marriage_to_Tracey_Edmonds_after_two_weeks.aspx

Over already!!!

People Magazine is reporting that after only 2 weeks of marriage, Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds are DONE! Apparently, he was the one who filed for the annulment. Annulment. Hm…Marriage never consummated? Reason is not known. At least not publicly.

Johnny Gill anyone?

Or could the annulment be financially motivated? If the marriage was never valid, he doesn’t have to pay. We are already know he’s a cheap f&ck after what he did to Mel B.

Story developing, stay tuned…

Wednesday, January 16, 2008 at 1:37 PM
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"Two Boys in the City" subject 2 guess

http://laineygossip.com/Chris_Brown_performs_with_Ciara_at_BET_Awards_and_Rihanna_on_the_red_carpet.aspx

BET Awards went down in LA last night – En Vogue!?!?!?

Here are Chris Brown and Rihanna on the carpet… separately, but together. Love them. So much. Seriously… Rihanna is exquisite.

See clip of Chris’s performance below – at the end Ciara came out and they danced and she tried to be sexy but, well, Ciara ain’t no RiRi. Which is why RiRi wasn’t the least bit worried when the camera cut to her during a part that was supposed to be provocative.

As for Ciara and 50… am told they are definitely an item – at least they were last week – but that she’s a high maintenance handful. Apparently they fight all the time because she’s super needy. Like every conversation has to be about Ciara and Ciara gets all pouty pants when the grownups are talking about something important and can’t be bothered with her baby babble.

This is how I imagine it must be like to have dinner with Jessica Simpson. Who raises these girls? Who tells them it’s cute?

Wednesday, June 25, 2008 at 6:35 AM


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"The Other Woman Doesn't Work" clue

http://laineygossip.com/Minnie_Driver_on_the_set_of_Motherhood.aspx

Minnie Driver today on the NY set of Motherhood starring Uma Thurman – lovely makeup, hair beautifully blown out… she’s never looked prettier.

Will always think of her fondly from Good Will Hunting. It’s one of those movies I always watch if I come across it on tv on a Sunday. Like the American President with Michael Douglas, but we’ll save that for another day.

I remember thinking…what an odd casting choice. But they had such chemistry she and Matt so of course it was no surprise they started dating. Until – according to urban legend – he dumped her on Oprah and she had to eat it at the Oscars.

Poor Minnie. VERY unlucky in love. Always the one with the answers, my mother will tell you it’s her jaw. Something about the shape of it being unwelcoming of a happy heart. I think it’s more a case of bad taste in men. They are entirely unsuitable. Or she gets them well before they’re ready.

Don’t you hate being That Girl? The one who suffers through the f*ckery only to see him come through the other side the best boyfriend/husband ever and you don’t get to reap the rewards?

Minnie is That Girl.

She was That Girl for Matt Damon. She was That Girl for Josh Brolin.

And she lost her mind and dated Criss Angel. WTF???

As you know, her baby father remains a mystery. Seriously…everyone’s been tryin’ to know but NO ONE knows. It is still possible to keep a secret in Hollywood.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 11:55 AM
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"Why She's So Cranky" guess

http://www.laineygossip.com/Dinner_on_Jen.aspx

Jennifer Aniston has completed work on the set of Travelling in Vancouver. As the production does not officially end for another 3 weeks, Jen will be missing the traditional wrap party with cast and crew.

Instead, on Saturday, my sources say she treated everyone, including Aaron Eckhart and the film’s director, to dinner at the Teahouse in Stanley Park – a lovely gesture. Heavily guarded on the way in and on the way out, Jen was apparently in great spirits and very much looking forward to returning home to LA for some time in the sun before shooting her next film Marley & Me (sob!) with Owen Wilson.

As for reports she’s been receiving flowers every day – not true, at least not in Vancouver. She plays a florist in the film… this is why, naturally, she’s been photographed with bouquets and arrangements. There is however persistent buzz about Jason Lewis, even though they’ve never been photographed together, even though it’s all been only rumour and speculation (our sustenance) so far, still the tipsters are always on the alert for his whereabouts. My smutty sense tingling… will keep you posted.

Meanwhile, all of Hollywood is bracing for the Showdown this Saturday: the annual NIght Before Oscar party. As I first reported back in January, Aniston, Pitt, and Jolie have all been listed as hosts on the invitation. Am told that Jennifer is “100% committed” and it remains to be seen whether or not Brad and Angelina will meet the challenge, though if they don’t, it will be widely interpreted as a fold. Am hoping the three of them will just put this triangle to rest already, once and for all.

That way, maybe Life & Style will go out of business…

And if Jen really does go heads up against the Pitts, at least she will have back-up. Here are Jen’s BFF’s Courteney Cox and David Arquette out for dinner the other night patiently waiting for her return. CC looks freshly “done” around the eyes, non?

Monday, February 18, 2008
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"Why She's So Cranky" guess

http://laineygossip.com/Katherine_Heigl_Oscars_2008.aspx

The dress was gorgeous. And from the neck down, she looked gorgeous in it. But someone got a case of Dirty Face and it erupted at the worst time, screwing up an otherwise lovely homage to old Hollywood.

Same could not be said however of what happened on stage.

What happened on stage is that Heigl needs to SIT THE F&CK DOWN.

Do I care if she’s nervous? Do I need her to apologise for being nervous? Does it need to be about her? Do we need to be reminded it’s her first trip to the Oscars so she’s all crippled with anxiety? Are you the centre of the f&cking universe???

Read the goddamn prompter and get the hell off the stage!

And get the hell out of my hotel!

We hit the pool bar at the Roosevelt last night after the show for a quick team celebration and Heigl was there with her mom next to our table, attended to by a couple of bodyguards, first getting interviewed by Access Hollywood, then proceeding to get pissed drunk. Both of them were pissed drunk. So they started arguing, right there at the Roosevelt with journalists – hello Access Hollywood? – running around and about.

Is that weird to you? Because it’s super weird to me.

Like… where are her girlfriends? Where is her husband? It’s cool to take your mom to Oscars, absolutely but would you afterparty with your mom? And no one else? Just your mom??? It’s not like they never see each other either. On a recent promotional tour through Europe, Heigl’s mom actually went with her. That was just last week. Stranger still…they skipped the Governor’s Ball for martinis at the Roosevelt!

No? You don’t find this strange? And random?

Maybe it’s just me. See ‘cause I’d take mom, I’d eat with at the Ball, drop her off, and hook up with my girls and gays to head to Vanity Fair (when applicable) or Elton John’s.

Must just be me. I’m a terrible daughter and Katherine Heigl is perfect.

Monday, February 25, 2008 at 12:00 AM
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Spoke to soon? Posted yesterday about Kate Bosworth’s improved appearance at Letterman but didn’t see her upper body.

Here’s Kate at a special screening of 21 last night loosely wrapping her bones in another wicked outfit. The back of that coat is a dream. And she is totally owning Victoria Beckham in the skinny sweepstakes! The collar bone action, the jutting shoulders, the bony knees…and giving her the edge in the competition – it’s her bulimic jaw. You see that? At the corners of her face? The signature mark of all accomplished starvers…

Oh Posh will NOT be happy. Posh really does need to step up her thin game.

Who are you rooting for?

Thursday, March 27, 2008 at 8:37 AM
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"How He Holds Her" guess

http://www.laineygossip.com/Katherine_Heigl_Vanity_Fair.aspx

The MiniVan Majority has finally found an heir to Jennifer Aniston. And she is becoming equally as annoying.

Katherine Heigl – loves the paps, is a gay crusader, manoeuvres behind the scenes for more air time, better scripts, the best lines… the all American perfect girl who has become a major Hollywood player. As I said a few months ago, between the Albas and the Biels and the Gellars, my money is on Heigl to be the new TV Girl with a rapacious appetite for more.

Which is why she’s now suddenly burning her bra in a new interview with Vanity Fair, offering her opinion on her box office winning movie Knocked Up, effectively kicking Judd Apatow in the balls:

“(Knocked Up) paints the women as shrews, as humorless and uptight, and it paints the men as goofy, fun-loving guys. It was hard for me to love the movie.”


Oh bitch… shut your ass!

If it was hard for her to love the movie, why did she do the movie??? Well…she did the movie for money. She did the movie for her career. Which means she put her professional ambitions over her personal beliefs. Which means she can be bought. And someone who can be bought should not be spewing off about positive female images. Or lack thereof.

And while we’re at it – how the hell do you think she landed this Vanity Fair cover anyway? And how is it that she’s suddenly commanding $6 million a movie? How else did she win that Emmy?

NOT on the strength of the sh*t that has become Grey’s Anatomy but on the popularity of one Judd Apatow, the new king of Hollywood.

This is what you call pissing on the man that makes you.

This is Katherine Heigl. Ungrateful, scheming, and a force to be reckoned with. There is a new famewhore in town. And she looks gorgeous in Vanity Fair.

Monday, December 03, 2007 at 12:29 PM
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"Leftover Blow" guess

http://laineygossip.com/Kate_Bosworth_Vegas_premiere_of_21.aspx

Kate Bosworth last night in Vegas for the premiere of 21. From the neck up, she looks great. The dress is amazing. Am all over the arm warmers. Not so much the shoes. Those legs however…those legs are scary. Scarier than Posh.

Crazy thing is, she’s actually been thinner. Right after splitting with Three Whiskers Orly, Kate was thin like death and though in recent months she’s appeared to have bounced back, by maybe a measly 5 pounds, clearly there’s a limit to her healthy threshold. Like she’s approaching the land of the living as if it were a jittery cat ready to scratch at a moment’s notice. Thing is… claws hurt. Eating properly doesn’t.

She does look happy though. Happier and more animated than ever. Sometimes happy makes you thin.

Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 6:23 AM

http://laineygossip.com/Jim_Sturgess_21_Vegas_premiere.aspx

Have you seen Across the Universe yet? If not, maybe you won’t get it. And if The Other Boleyn Girl is your only introduction to Jim Sturgess, you really do have to give him another chance. They hung him out to dry in that movie, although chances are you haven’t seen it. Because no one is seeing it. This is what happens when a film gets buried in February.

Having said that… where Jim is concerned… it’s actually a good thing. Because his turn in 21 is much hotter. Starring opposite Kevin Spacey and Kate Bosworth, who both appear rather fond of him, 21 is based on Ben Mezrich’s Bringing Down the House (wicked book) about a group of MIT students who fleece Vegas…for a while.

Jim turned up at the premiere last night in Vegas looking adorably out of place and sexy as hell. Don’t think that escaped Kate either. She appeared particularly happy to see him. Or maybe she was just happy. She gets happy a lot.

Thursday, March 13, 2008 at 6:55 AM
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"The Wrong Colour, The Wrong Number" guess

http://laineygossip.com/Miley_Cyrus_Jay_Leno.aspx

Slap the Itch

No one else is picking my ass right now quite like Miley Cyrus. It’s official. I can’t bear her.

She was on Leno last night and it’s everything. It’s the 25 year old voice coming out of a 15 year old. Does this look 15???

It’s the condescending way she says Thaaaaank You. It’s that mouth. It’s those teeth. It’s the “Valentino”. It’s how uncomfortable and awkward her father looked sitting next to her. Even Jay had to cut in and shut her up.

Ugh!

If you can stand it, click here for the clip then stab your eyes out with a Louboutin.

Thursday, February 28, 2008 at 7:24 AM

The Wrong Colour, The Wrong Number

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"Take Coke for the Pain" guess

http://www.laineygossip.com/Sheryl_Crow_says_Jennifer_Aniston_dumped_Brad_Pitt.aspx

Sheryl Crow inexplicably decided to shoot her mouth off recently about her friendship with Jennifer Aniston, insisting that neither of them were the “dumpees” in their respective high profile relationships:

“For both of us, the perceived idea is that, in our big relationships, we both got dumped. Believe me, this is not true. Neither one of us has ever gotten dumped. No one ever knows what goes on in relationships.

Unfortunately, for some people like Jennifer and me, so much is written about things that you don’t say, and so many emotions are attributed to you that you haven’t had.”

As you would expect, Sheryl’s remarks resulted in more attention paid to someone else – Aniston – rather than herself. Which is dumb. Why give an interview if only to redirection attention?

And why throw a pity party if no pity was required?

Why allow that slag Leslei Bennetts to portray her as a teary-eyed victim, whipping the MiniVan Majority into a solidarity frenzy against the most beautiful woman in the world? If her friend Sheryl is now playing the “I’m a strong woman, burn my bra” card on her behalf, why didn’t she do it herself when the triangle first formed? Why scream at the ocean for Vanity Fair? Why permit her friends to paint the picture of a wounded faun, fragile but forgiving, brave but bruised? Why not just pull out the bra from the very beginning – the relationship wasn’t right for me. So I decided to leave.

Why?

Because Jennifer Aniston is a fraud. We know this. We also know that these days it’s a new Jen she’s selling. A better Jen. A Jen I could consider buying. Jen the healthy. Jen the hopefully blow-free. Jen the strong single looking for love but not begging for love.

Jen with bangs!

Jen has the best hair ever. Seen here on set with Owen Wilson in Miami. Part Heather Locklear, part Linda Evans… and on Jennifer Aniston, it works. Any hair works.

Friday, March 07, 2008 at 9:46 AM
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"No More Favours" guess

http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=4207

Speaking of publicity stunts…here we go again. As you can see, Jake Gyllenhaal and Natalie Portman were snapped at the beach the other day, inspiring renewed interest in a possible romance, especially since he was also photographed a few weeks ago giving her flowers on her birthday.

I can see why it would be tempting to believe this. They do make a ridiculously adorable couple, don't they? Unfortunately, I'm compelled to tell you again what I told you back then. They are friends and friends only. Because Natalie is involved in a serious relationship with Gael Garcia Bernal, with whom she shared an apartment in Toronto during the Wonder Emporium shoot. What this is, my fellow gossips, is a public ruse to throw people off the private truth, to protect her real love from prying pappies and to conveniently 'confirm' Jake's heterosexuality as well.

As for that chronic mystery - no, I still don't think he's gay. And for what it's worth, none of my sources think he's gay either. They do however think that Vince Vaughn is. But you've heard that rumour already, right?

Wednesday, July 12, 2006


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