"How he lost it," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Weekly_Live_Blog_02nov10.aspx

[Comment From Michelle ]
Natalie Portman is up her ass? Hmm perhaps she's the girl counter part of the blind riddle...

Lainey: Michelle - no, she's not. And being up her own ass isn't necessarily a bad thing. Nice people are overrated.

Tuesday, November 02, 2010 at 11:56 AM

How he lost it

"How he lost it," it's not...

"Hair issues," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Weekly_Live_Blog_12oct10.aspx

Lainey: Not Natalie Portman, not Vanessa Hudgens, not Taylor Lautner (this is hilarious), not Taylor Swift, not Emma Stone.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010 at 11:42 AM

Hair issues

"Hair issues," it's not...

"Rough patch, happy ending," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_03aug09.aspx

PS. Rough Patch, Happy Ending is not about Sean Penn, Robin Wright, and Natalie Portman.

Monday, August 03, 2009

"Rough patch, happy ending," it's not...

"Take Coke for the Pain," it's not...

Thursday, April 10, 2008
PS. Natalie Portman is not taking coke for the pain.

"Take Coke for the Pain," it's not...