He sucks is not Robert Pattinson but that’s totally my favourite guess. WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!!!!!!! He’s suuuuuuuch a good actor!!!!
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_23dec09.aspx
He sucks is not Robert Pattinson but that’s totally my favourite guess. WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!!!!!!! He’s suuuuuuuch a good actor!!!!
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
He sucks is not Robert Pattinson but that’s totally my favourite guess. WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!!!!!!! He’s suuuuuuuch a good actor!!!!
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_23dec09.aspx
PS. Tranny Ego Blow is not Eminem.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
PS. Tranny Ego Blow is not Eminem.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/John_Mayer_denies_relationship_with_Kristin_Cavallari_on_his_Twitter.aspx
She’s not high fiving his penis
What would it be like without John Mayer?
I’ll never stop slagging him but I also don’t want him to stop asking to be slagged.
So there was a story circulating yesterday that John Mayer has been secretly urinating on Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Beach/The Hills – click here for more.
As you know, John loves it when we talk about him. And he loves it even more that he has an opportunity to talk about himself.
Of course he took to his Twitter http://twitter.com/johncmayer immediately to address the rumour.
How do I put this like a gentleman...I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis.
If he had stopped there, it would have been funny. But you know John. He kept going…
I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.
My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.
I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.
Then, becoming increasingly turned on, he promptly jerked himself off to one of his new songs.
This is Kristin yesterday loving the spotlight. She probably circulated the story herself.
And John a few days ago leaving Katsuya.
Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 8:02 AM
She’s not high fiving his penis
What would it be like without John Mayer?
I’ll never stop slagging him but I also don’t want him to stop asking to be slagged.
So there was a story circulating yesterday that John Mayer has been secretly urinating on Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Beach/The Hills – click here for more.
As you know, John loves it when we talk about him. And he loves it even more that he has an opportunity to talk about himself.
Of course he took to his Twitter http://twitter.com/johncmayer immediately to address the rumour.
How do I put this like a gentleman...I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis.
If he had stopped there, it would have been funny. But you know John. He kept going…
I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.
My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.
I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.
Then, becoming increasingly turned on, he promptly jerked himself off to one of his new songs.
This is Kristin yesterday loving the spotlight. She probably circulated the story herself.
And John a few days ago leaving Katsuya.
Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 8:02 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Tranny_Ego_Blow_blind_item.aspx
Not 50 Cent. Not Justin Timberlake. Not Josh Groban.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009 at 9:11 AM
Not 50 Cent. Not Justin Timberlake. Not Josh Groban.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009 at 9:11 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Tranny_Ego_Blow_blind_item.aspx
I’ve been saving up. There’s an even smuttier one to come later. But it’s almost Christmas. Christmas is about gossip gifts. This one is NOT FOR PRUDES.
He was working out one day at the gym and a well known tranny caught his eye. So he gave her the signal and they ended up in the bathroom where he told her it wasn’t the first time he’d been with a tranny and then she blew him and the entire time it was all cocktalk as he kept asking her “Do you know whose dick you’re sucking…?” like she was supposed to be honoured by his penis in her mouth. With him, it’s always about ego. Even when he’s being serviced, he still needs affirmation for his ego. Hilariously though, at the time, she had no clue she was helping herself to an award winning artist.
Not 50 Cent. Not Justin Timberlake. Not Josh Groban.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009 at 9:11 AM
Update (10/13/10):
denial 1: 50 Cent, Justin Timberlake & Josh Groban
clue?
denial 2: Eminem
denial 3: David Foster
I’ve been saving up. There’s an even smuttier one to come later. But it’s almost Christmas. Christmas is about gossip gifts. This one is NOT FOR PRUDES.
He was working out one day at the gym and a well known tranny caught his eye. So he gave her the signal and they ended up in the bathroom where he told her it wasn’t the first time he’d been with a tranny and then she blew him and the entire time it was all cocktalk as he kept asking her “Do you know whose dick you’re sucking…?” like she was supposed to be honoured by his penis in her mouth. With him, it’s always about ego. Even when he’s being serviced, he still needs affirmation for his ego. Hilariously though, at the time, she had no clue she was helping herself to an award winning artist.
Not 50 Cent. Not Justin Timberlake. Not Josh Groban.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009 at 9:11 AM
Update (10/13/10):
denial 1: 50 Cent, Justin Timberlake & Josh Groban
clue?
denial 2: Eminem
denial 3: David Foster
http://www.laineygossip.com/Justin_Timberlake_John_Krasinski_Diane_Kruger_to_announce_Golden_Globe_nominations.aspx
Please don’t encourage him
The Hollywood Foreign Press Association. They are feeding Pippy’s ego and worse, they are giving him encouragement to keep acting.
If you’ve ever seen him in a movie, from Alpha Dog to Edison to Black Snake Moan to The Love Guru, well you know. You know that encouraging him to keep acting is a disservice to the world.
But Justin Timberlake wants to conquer it. He is focusing all his energy on it. He has put music aside for it. And now the HPFA has invited him to announce the Golden Globe nominations on Tuesday alongside real actors John Krasinski and Diane Kruger.
…the f-ck?
Pip’s inclusion is even more ludicrous than Jessica Biel’s a few years ago. But he’ll take it as a sign that he should keep trying. We are the ones who will suffer.
By the way…what’s Shelfy doing? Well JT will almost certainly be invited to attend the Globe ceremony. She’s now begging to tag along with him.
Friday, December 11, 2009 at 7:59 AM
Please don’t encourage him
The Hollywood Foreign Press Association. They are feeding Pippy’s ego and worse, they are giving him encouragement to keep acting.
If you’ve ever seen him in a movie, from Alpha Dog to Edison to Black Snake Moan to The Love Guru, well you know. You know that encouraging him to keep acting is a disservice to the world.
But Justin Timberlake wants to conquer it. He is focusing all his energy on it. He has put music aside for it. And now the HPFA has invited him to announce the Golden Globe nominations on Tuesday alongside real actors John Krasinski and Diane Kruger.
…the f-ck?
Pip’s inclusion is even more ludicrous than Jessica Biel’s a few years ago. But he’ll take it as a sign that he should keep trying. We are the ones who will suffer.
By the way…what’s Shelfy doing? Well JT will almost certainly be invited to attend the Globe ceremony. She’s now begging to tag along with him.
Friday, December 11, 2009 at 7:59 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/No_one_will_tell_him_he_sucks_blind_item.aspx
There’s a dirtier riddle coming later in the week but here’s an easy quickie for now
He wants this so badly, to be taken seriously as an actor. But on the set of his new movie, everyone is baffled. By how terrible he is. Like laughably terrible. The worst timing, the most awkward line reads, cheesy expressions… at this point it’s become a fun work-time activity: watch him get through a scene, feel the fontrum for him while he sucks it so hard so obliviously, giggle your tits off later because he walks around thinking he is the sweetest sh-t ever.
There’s an ego involved, of course, and he actually thinks he’s doing a good job, that he is gifted in this discipline too. Please. He is not gifted. And his lack of gifts in this respect could cost the entire production. The weakest link drags it all down. Which is why people are mystified that the director has not bothered to fix it. Like suggesting more classes, like pushing his coach, like replacing him with someone who can actually do it? None of the above. Word is, he’ll make the corrections in post by greatly reducing the role. Unless there’s a miracle and suddenly Cate Blanchett comes out of his ass to save the day. Not likely.
Monday, December 21, 2009 at 6:51 AM
Update (01/05/10):
clue
denial: Robert Pattinson
reveal
There’s a dirtier riddle coming later in the week but here’s an easy quickie for now
He wants this so badly, to be taken seriously as an actor. But on the set of his new movie, everyone is baffled. By how terrible he is. Like laughably terrible. The worst timing, the most awkward line reads, cheesy expressions… at this point it’s become a fun work-time activity: watch him get through a scene, feel the fontrum for him while he sucks it so hard so obliviously, giggle your tits off later because he walks around thinking he is the sweetest sh-t ever.
There’s an ego involved, of course, and he actually thinks he’s doing a good job, that he is gifted in this discipline too. Please. He is not gifted. And his lack of gifts in this respect could cost the entire production. The weakest link drags it all down. Which is why people are mystified that the director has not bothered to fix it. Like suggesting more classes, like pushing his coach, like replacing him with someone who can actually do it? None of the above. Word is, he’ll make the corrections in post by greatly reducing the role. Unless there’s a miracle and suddenly Cate Blanchett comes out of his ass to save the day. Not likely.
Monday, December 21, 2009 at 6:51 AM
Update (01/05/10):
clue
denial: Robert Pattinson
reveal
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b72973_hugh_jackmans_strange_setup.html
Hugh Jackman's Strange Setup
Fri., Dec. 12, 2008 10:32 AM PST by TED CASABLANCA
What the ef's up with Hugh Jackman, his wife, Deborra-Lee Furness, and Hugh's always-around biz, partner, John Palermo? Jeez, folks are talking!
But first, a little background: H.J. recently gave an interview to People in which Jackman himself brought up the "gay, gay and gay" rumors, only to shoot them right back down, saying he's straight. And then, buried in some inedible copy about Jackman's diet (fish, salad, protein shakes), was the most delicious little morsel: Jackman explained to the People reporter the origin of the band he wears opposite his wife's wedding band: "It was given to me by John when we started our production company," revealed H.J. "In Sanskrit is written the basic principles of our company."
Hugh Jackman's Strange Setup
Fri., Dec. 12, 2008 10:32 AM PST by TED CASABLANCA
What the ef's up with Hugh Jackman, his wife, Deborra-Lee Furness, and Hugh's always-around biz, partner, John Palermo? Jeez, folks are talking!
But first, a little background: H.J. recently gave an interview to People in which Jackman himself brought up the "gay, gay and gay" rumors, only to shoot them right back down, saying he's straight. And then, buried in some inedible copy about Jackman's diet (fish, salad, protein shakes), was the most delicious little morsel: Jackman explained to the People reporter the origin of the band he wears opposite his wife's wedding band: "It was given to me by John when we started our production company," revealed H.J. "In Sanskrit is written the basic principles of our company."
In Sanskrit, no less. Very clubby. Very inside. Very mysterious.
And since John's gone from being Bryan Singer's assistant on X-Men to Hugh's publicist to living partner (they all live on the same grounds at some of their internationally located homes) to producing partner, and since they always go out together, I asked around.
Here's what some of H.J.'s buds said:
"Uh, can't the public see that has to be one of the closest business relationships in the world?" asked a biz pal to Jackman. "I mean, John sits right next to him and Deborra on the other side for every awards ceremony. She's years his senior, they have two adopted children, he lived in a bungalow on their property in L.A. There's nothing ordinary about that troupe."
True enough. But one of Jackman's close Australian buds tells me that any weirdness is with John alone:
"Deb has the same ring, it's to commemorate Seed Productions—not his love for Palermo, who I must say is looking more and more bizarre these days. He was in full makeup the other night!"
Another close bud to Jackman simply says: "I don't know what the hell's going on with Hugh. He's his own man, that's for sure."
Which is why we love him, right? And after all, if Angie Jolie can screw with the lot of us as to what's really cookin' down below for her (despite this current clan of all things Pitt), why the hell can't Hugh?
I just can't believe more people aren't talking about it. Probably because Hugh, who I've met socially but never interviewed, couldn't have been more the charmer. He knows how to work it.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Alex_Rodriguez_tries_to_make_it_seem_like_he_broke_up_with_Kate_Hudson.aspx
Sit DOWN Centaur
Please. These ‘roidy motherf-ckers and their massive egos. First reaction when the ego takes a bruising is to call up the boys and pull their dicks out in retaliation. Who else but Alex Rodriguez?
He and Manslinger Kate Hudson are no longer together. You’ve seen Kate in action. Through Owen Wilson, through Justin Timberlake, through Lance Armstrong, through Adam Scott… Kate doesn’t look back, and she most certainly doesn’t cling.
Now that it’s over though, nursing a bruised ego, ARod needs to make you think that he was the one who walked. Which is why his friends are talking to the tabloids, trying to spin the split like it was HIS decision. According to US Weekly, a source close to ARod reveals that:
"Kate seemed compelled to track and follow his every move. He's just coming off of a 13-year relationship with his ex-wife and a recent divorce. He has two lovely children with his ex-wife, and that requires a certain amount of responsibility. She gave him ultimatums that a newly divorced father can't meet."
Nice and sexist, non? Every time a relationship doesn’t work out it’s because the bitch wants more, more, more.
This is not Kate Hudson. Trust.
Still, ARod has face to save. And he also must placate the Yankee fans who want an explanation about why their good luck charm is no longer around. Get ready for it:
Apparently ARod was tired of Kate’s attention whoring. She wanted to be in the spotlight all the time.
"It was a turnoff to have a girlfriend who always wanted to be on camera. Alex wanted someone who was more interested in building a long-term relationship than just building their profile."
Alex Rodriguez wanted privacy and less attention…what? So he didn’t know Kate Hudson was a movie star before he started sleeping with her? He’d never heard of her? This is the same ARod who dated Madonna? How do you date f-cking Madonna and want to be low key?
F-cking dumbass obviously doesn’t know how to lie. Because this is some of the worst bullsh-t EVER.
Looks like ARod’s douche is back. It took a break for a while but you can’t hold it down forever.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009 at 2:03 PM
Sit DOWN Centaur
Please. These ‘roidy motherf-ckers and their massive egos. First reaction when the ego takes a bruising is to call up the boys and pull their dicks out in retaliation. Who else but Alex Rodriguez?
He and Manslinger Kate Hudson are no longer together. You’ve seen Kate in action. Through Owen Wilson, through Justin Timberlake, through Lance Armstrong, through Adam Scott… Kate doesn’t look back, and she most certainly doesn’t cling.
Now that it’s over though, nursing a bruised ego, ARod needs to make you think that he was the one who walked. Which is why his friends are talking to the tabloids, trying to spin the split like it was HIS decision. According to US Weekly, a source close to ARod reveals that:
"Kate seemed compelled to track and follow his every move. He's just coming off of a 13-year relationship with his ex-wife and a recent divorce. He has two lovely children with his ex-wife, and that requires a certain amount of responsibility. She gave him ultimatums that a newly divorced father can't meet."
Nice and sexist, non? Every time a relationship doesn’t work out it’s because the bitch wants more, more, more.
This is not Kate Hudson. Trust.
Still, ARod has face to save. And he also must placate the Yankee fans who want an explanation about why their good luck charm is no longer around. Get ready for it:
Apparently ARod was tired of Kate’s attention whoring. She wanted to be in the spotlight all the time.
"It was a turnoff to have a girlfriend who always wanted to be on camera. Alex wanted someone who was more interested in building a long-term relationship than just building their profile."
Alex Rodriguez wanted privacy and less attention…what? So he didn’t know Kate Hudson was a movie star before he started sleeping with her? He’d never heard of her? This is the same ARod who dated Madonna? How do you date f-cking Madonna and want to be low key?
F-cking dumbass obviously doesn’t know how to lie. Because this is some of the worst bullsh-t EVER.
Looks like ARod’s douche is back. It took a break for a while but you can’t hold it down forever.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009 at 2:03 PM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Holiday_Riddles_blind_items_17dec09.aspx
There’s a juicy one coming next week but chew on this for now? Please don’t be mad at me for enjoying New York too much.
Which recently singled douchebag’s publicist has been calling every tabloid begging them to print his version of the breakup in order to protect his ego? The rep has been desperately trying to play competing publications against each other to make sure his client comes out of it with his penis size preserved which only reinforces the widely held belief that his client is a giant prick – in personality, and not necessarily in his pants.
Everyone knows about this delightful action star’s relationship with the head of his company and that his wife isn’t really his lover. But the boyfriend is jealous and overprotective and now his hiring practices are raising some eyebrows. He will not hire anyone prettier/hunkier/more stylish than he is for fear of tempting his famous partner.
Thursday, December 17, 2009 at 12:13 PM
Update (12/17/09):
Riddle #1 clue
Riddle #2 clue
There’s a juicy one coming next week but chew on this for now? Please don’t be mad at me for enjoying New York too much.
Which recently singled douchebag’s publicist has been calling every tabloid begging them to print his version of the breakup in order to protect his ego? The rep has been desperately trying to play competing publications against each other to make sure his client comes out of it with his penis size preserved which only reinforces the widely held belief that his client is a giant prick – in personality, and not necessarily in his pants.
Everyone knows about this delightful action star’s relationship with the head of his company and that his wife isn’t really his lover. But the boyfriend is jealous and overprotective and now his hiring practices are raising some eyebrows. He will not hire anyone prettier/hunkier/more stylish than he is for fear of tempting his famous partner.
Thursday, December 17, 2009 at 12:13 PM
Update (12/17/09):
Riddle #1 clue
Riddle #2 clue
http://www.laineygossip.com/George_Clooney_and_Elisabetta_Canalis_holiday_in_Mexico_with_Cindy_Crawford_and_Rande_Gerber.aspx
Their physical similarities have already been noted. Their men are BFFs. So it was a cozy weekend in Mexico for Cindy Crawford and Elisabetta Canalis, also known as the Italian Queen, or George Clooney’s new piece, who showed off her killer body, not unlike Cindy’s killer body, while on holiday at George’s new Mexican home, recently completed.
Weird or not weird?
Whatever. When it comes to George, nothing is weird. He likes it flavoured, he likes it numbered, and if he likes it shared, and everyone else likes to share too, then let him have his fun. It really is a charmed life. Doesn’t get much better than George Clooney’s life.
Monday, November 30, 2009 at 7:30 AM
Their physical similarities have already been noted. Their men are BFFs. So it was a cozy weekend in Mexico for Cindy Crawford and Elisabetta Canalis, also known as the Italian Queen, or George Clooney’s new piece, who showed off her killer body, not unlike Cindy’s killer body, while on holiday at George’s new Mexican home, recently completed.
Weird or not weird?
Whatever. When it comes to George, nothing is weird. He likes it flavoured, he likes it numbered, and if he likes it shared, and everyone else likes to share too, then let him have his fun. It really is a charmed life. Doesn’t get much better than George Clooney’s life.
Monday, November 30, 2009 at 7:30 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Julia_and_Emma_Roberts_at_LAByrinth_Theatre_Company_event_in_New_York.aspx
Aunt and niece Julia Roberts and Emma Roberts were both at the LAByrinth Theatre Company 6th annual benefit at St Paul the Apostle Church last night in New York. Emma’s been a fixture on the red carpet circuit recently, seen at several high profile events in the city and also at the festivities afterwards where they say she can party with the best although with Julia around it was perhaps a quieter evening for her on this occasion. Before becoming Earth Mother spewing sanctimony, Julia was once a Hollywood wild child, remember? Breakdowns, runaway brides, drama, divorce, oh she knows about being young in Hollywood. Hopefully she’s sharing her wisdom.
Julia has just come off a couple months of travel while shooting Eat, Pray, Love. She has the most beautiful skin. After all these years, I still can’t get enough of her face. That’s the thing about a true Movie Star. It’s an eternal face.
Tuesday, December 08, 2009 at 8:49 AM
Aunt and niece Julia Roberts and Emma Roberts were both at the LAByrinth Theatre Company 6th annual benefit at St Paul the Apostle Church last night in New York. Emma’s been a fixture on the red carpet circuit recently, seen at several high profile events in the city and also at the festivities afterwards where they say she can party with the best although with Julia around it was perhaps a quieter evening for her on this occasion. Before becoming Earth Mother spewing sanctimony, Julia was once a Hollywood wild child, remember? Breakdowns, runaway brides, drama, divorce, oh she knows about being young in Hollywood. Hopefully she’s sharing her wisdom.
Julia has just come off a couple months of travel while shooting Eat, Pray, Love. She has the most beautiful skin. After all these years, I still can’t get enough of her face. That’s the thing about a true Movie Star. It’s an eternal face.
Tuesday, December 08, 2009 at 8:49 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/George_Clooney_with_Elisabetta_Canalis_as_Italian_tabloids_suggest_she_is_cheating_on_him_with_Clare.aspx
George Clooney took Elisabetta Canalis out for sushi yesterday – photos are below. The Italian Queen is still very much a part of Clooney’s life even though Italian tabloids are reporting that she stepped out on George recently with Clarence Seedorf, a soccer player. Thanks to Giulietta for sending along the link. Apparently Elisabetta was flirting heavily with Seerdorf and Italian gossips are suggesting she may have f-cked him in the hotel.
The article is amazingly funny after translation. They write with such cheese flair and lack of political correctness, so blatantly and yet (for them) so obliviously offensive it’s actually kind of hilarious. My friend LB who is Italian translated for me. I have not edited her comments which are bracketed because they cracked me up:
When George is away Elisabetta dances. From one moment to the next, everyone expects pictures of George in the company of another beautiful girl. Instead, no. The one to be papped in the company of another is actually she - the beautiful Canalis. The other in question is Clarence Seedorf, of Milan (soccer) and former teammate of Elisabetta's ex, Vieri. [she dated Vieri? lucky bitch]. The couple, black and white as is all the rage [WTF? italians are so un p.c.] was papped by Novella 2000 and in the photo in question they can be seen in intimate poses, exchanging kisses and tendernesses. [whatever - you know what i mean]. The encounter took place in London where she remained with her assistant for fashion-related work after Clooney's Up in the Air presentation. The two met at a luxurious London hotel while George was back across the ocean.
So is Elisabetta cheating on George?
Please.
She is many things, but she is not stupid. The others before her? The Sarah Larsons of the world? They were stupid. You don’t get to where Canalis has gotten by being stupid. So it’s doubtful that she’s being unfaithful. Is your smutty sense tingling? Because mine is. Who’s to say she’s not sharing Seerdorf’s friendship with George? Perhaps he’s a wonderful conversationalist. Maybe they have the same preferences. This is how she keeps it interesting, see?
Click here to see photos of Elisabetta’s allegedly romantic evening with Clarence Seerdorf.
Thursday, November 26, 2009 at 7:46 AM
George Clooney took Elisabetta Canalis out for sushi yesterday – photos are below. The Italian Queen is still very much a part of Clooney’s life even though Italian tabloids are reporting that she stepped out on George recently with Clarence Seedorf, a soccer player. Thanks to Giulietta for sending along the link. Apparently Elisabetta was flirting heavily with Seerdorf and Italian gossips are suggesting she may have f-cked him in the hotel.
The article is amazingly funny after translation. They write with such cheese flair and lack of political correctness, so blatantly and yet (for them) so obliviously offensive it’s actually kind of hilarious. My friend LB who is Italian translated for me. I have not edited her comments which are bracketed because they cracked me up:
When George is away Elisabetta dances. From one moment to the next, everyone expects pictures of George in the company of another beautiful girl. Instead, no. The one to be papped in the company of another is actually she - the beautiful Canalis. The other in question is Clarence Seedorf, of Milan (soccer) and former teammate of Elisabetta's ex, Vieri. [she dated Vieri? lucky bitch]. The couple, black and white as is all the rage [WTF? italians are so un p.c.] was papped by Novella 2000 and in the photo in question they can be seen in intimate poses, exchanging kisses and tendernesses. [whatever - you know what i mean]. The encounter took place in London where she remained with her assistant for fashion-related work after Clooney's Up in the Air presentation. The two met at a luxurious London hotel while George was back across the ocean.
So is Elisabetta cheating on George?
Please.
She is many things, but she is not stupid. The others before her? The Sarah Larsons of the world? They were stupid. You don’t get to where Canalis has gotten by being stupid. So it’s doubtful that she’s being unfaithful. Is your smutty sense tingling? Because mine is. Who’s to say she’s not sharing Seerdorf’s friendship with George? Perhaps he’s a wonderful conversationalist. Maybe they have the same preferences. This is how she keeps it interesting, see?
Click here to see photos of Elisabetta’s allegedly romantic evening with Clarence Seerdorf.
Thursday, November 26, 2009 at 7:46 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_24nov09.aspx
PS. They All Fall Down is not Rumer Willis.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
PS. They All Fall Down is not Rumer Willis.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_23nov09_and_Coopers_Camera_giveaway.aspx
PS. They All Fall Down is not Dakota Fanning.
Monday, November 23, 2009
PS. They All Fall Down is not Dakota Fanning.
Monday, November 23, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/They_all_fall_down_blind_item.aspx
Not Miley Cyrus or Taylor Momsen.
Friday, November 20, 2009 at 7:41 AM
Not Miley Cyrus or Taylor Momsen.
Friday, November 20, 2009 at 7:41 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/They_all_fall_down_blind_item.aspx
Very promising, very young, very well connected star was completely smashed at an afterparty recently, stumbling, mumbling, a total embarrassment, and not quite legal. She doesn’t eat, she’s drinking heavily, she’s experimenting with some other substances, she’s practically living with her boyfriend, and there is rarely an adult around to supervise.
Many thought she had passed the danger stage and she’s so promising, especially with her pedigree, that they’ll lie and hide and camouflage when she f-cks up, hoping that the phase will pass. But drama runs in the family, they should watch this one closely before she goes the way of the Lohan. Because people are talking and these people are accustomed to seeing young girls get f-cked up all the time. She’s going so hardcore though that she’s getting their attention.
Friday, November 20, 2009 at 7:41 AM
Update (5/31/10):
denial 1: Miley Cyrus & Taylor Momsen
denial 2: Dakota Fanning
denial 3: Rumer Willis
reveal 1
reveal 2
Very promising, very young, very well connected star was completely smashed at an afterparty recently, stumbling, mumbling, a total embarrassment, and not quite legal. She doesn’t eat, she’s drinking heavily, she’s experimenting with some other substances, she’s practically living with her boyfriend, and there is rarely an adult around to supervise.
Many thought she had passed the danger stage and she’s so promising, especially with her pedigree, that they’ll lie and hide and camouflage when she f-cks up, hoping that the phase will pass. But drama runs in the family, they should watch this one closely before she goes the way of the Lohan. Because people are talking and these people are accustomed to seeing young girls get f-cked up all the time. She’s going so hardcore though that she’s getting their attention.
Friday, November 20, 2009 at 7:41 AM
Update (5/31/10):
denial 1: Miley Cyrus & Taylor Momsen
denial 2: Dakota Fanning
denial 3: Rumer Willis
reveal 1
reveal 2
http://www.laineygossip.com/November_5_2009__Smutty_ShoutOuts.aspx
To Todd & Tina, husband and wife gossips – thank you so much, it’s an honour. As for retiring…I’ll still be gossiping as an old hag, promise. By then, perhaps, I can enlighten you about Sex & Drink. But for now, all I can tell you is to focus on the mouth.
Thursday, November 05, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/Miley_Cyrus_and_her_beat_me_out_low_classy_on_Ellen.aspx
Low classy Beat-Me Mouth
JailBait Miley Cyrus appeared on Ellen this week to promote Bolt and made everyone hate her even more.
See clip below.
I know. You want to slap her in the beat-me mouth, don’t you? That voice, that cackle – how many cigarettes do you have to mainline to achieve that cackle? And the low classy chair fidgeting. My mother would have twisted me by the ear and dragged me down to the stinky vegetable market to mix with the villagers if I low classy chair fidgeted like that on national television.
She has a thing, my mother, about body twitches. Like when you see someone seated at a restaurant, and they’re bouncing one leg up and down under the table? It’s the worst habit ever.
According to my mother, it’s also a sign of poor breeding. She’s been known to request a different seating arrangement if someone next to her starts bouncing their legs. And once, particularly offended by a particularly offensive leg bouncer, she actually hissed “Cha!” into his ear as she swept by on her way to the loo, claiming she had sneezed.
Never mind that she eats with her mouth open.
It all goes back to the old days. Picture a narrow street in Hong Hong at night, the sewers are stinky, the people are stinky, and the triads are running the show. And a group of punk ass gang members holds court at a sidewalk noodle shop, all wearing beater tanks, their underarm hair poking out like black insect legs, a cigarette or a toothpick out the side of their mouths, legs spread open and one hand braced on one knee bouncing up and down kissing their teeth and hurling obscenities at the ladies walking by…
THAT is Miley Cyrus.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008 at 1:14 PM
To Todd & Tina, husband and wife gossips – thank you so much, it’s an honour. As for retiring…I’ll still be gossiping as an old hag, promise. By then, perhaps, I can enlighten you about Sex & Drink. But for now, all I can tell you is to focus on the mouth.
Thursday, November 05, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/Miley_Cyrus_and_her_beat_me_out_low_classy_on_Ellen.aspx
Low classy Beat-Me Mouth
JailBait Miley Cyrus appeared on Ellen this week to promote Bolt and made everyone hate her even more.
See clip below.
I know. You want to slap her in the beat-me mouth, don’t you? That voice, that cackle – how many cigarettes do you have to mainline to achieve that cackle? And the low classy chair fidgeting. My mother would have twisted me by the ear and dragged me down to the stinky vegetable market to mix with the villagers if I low classy chair fidgeted like that on national television.
She has a thing, my mother, about body twitches. Like when you see someone seated at a restaurant, and they’re bouncing one leg up and down under the table? It’s the worst habit ever.
According to my mother, it’s also a sign of poor breeding. She’s been known to request a different seating arrangement if someone next to her starts bouncing their legs. And once, particularly offended by a particularly offensive leg bouncer, she actually hissed “Cha!” into his ear as she swept by on her way to the loo, claiming she had sneezed.
Never mind that she eats with her mouth open.
It all goes back to the old days. Picture a narrow street in Hong Hong at night, the sewers are stinky, the people are stinky, and the triads are running the show. And a group of punk ass gang members holds court at a sidewalk noodle shop, all wearing beater tanks, their underarm hair poking out like black insect legs, a cigarette or a toothpick out the side of their mouths, legs spread open and one hand braced on one knee bouncing up and down kissing their teeth and hurling obscenities at the ladies walking by…
THAT is Miley Cyrus.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008 at 1:14 PM
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_04nov09.aspx
PS. The reference to a “billion dollar brand” was not ironic. Sex & Drink is not Ali Lohan. Heh.
Wednesday, November 04, 2009
PS. The reference to a “billion dollar brand” was not ironic. Sex & Drink is not Ali Lohan. Heh.
Wednesday, November 04, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/Star_Magazine_reports_that_Chris_Martin_cheats_on_Gwyneth_Paltrow_with_Kate_Bosworth.aspx
Gwyneth humiliated
Star Magazine is definitely not the most trustworthy source. Most of it is bullsh-t. But this is a story that cannot be ignored. The new issue of Star Magazine includes an explosive allegation – Chris Martin cheated on Gwyneth Paltrow with Kate Bosworth. Yes. Her again.
Ordinarily, considering it’s Star, the immediate reaction is to dismiss. But here’s why this report might be different. Because several magazines were investigating it a few days ago. I received calls about it on Saturday from other magazines. Chris and Kate were supposedly kissing in the open at a U2 show in Vegas two weeks ago in plain view. Which means that there was more than one witness. And each witness went to a tabloid. And each tabloid was scrambling to source it. And Star Magazine beat everyone else to the punch.Because their fact checkers are faster? Heh. Needless to say, reps for all three have issued denials. Because reps NEVER EVER lie.
The new issue of Star Magazine hits stands tomorrow. etalk has a special preview tonight. So should we believe it?
Well…
There's precedent. I’ve been telling you about Kate Bosworth. My sources told me she allegedly pursued Jim Sturgess relentlessly during 21 without respecting the fact that he had a girlfriend. She did the same recently with Alexander Skarsgard and Evan Rachel Wood. She does not seem to care. If she wants it, she goes for it. Must be a food deficiency. And of course whatever “happy” makes her happy.
As for Chris Martin… if you’ve been reading this site long enough, you already know about those old rumours. London was buzzing about something with a civilian nearly two years ago and more recently, Chris and Gwyneth hit a rough patch like this before that resulted in a positive resolution. But those were kept undercover. They were not blown out publicly with G plastered all over the papers, embarrassingly portrayed as the jilted, homely wife betrayed for a younger version of herself.
How utterly…common.
And that’s the humiliation, isn’t it? Not only is her husband cheating, but now it’s become supermarket material. Gwyneth’s face alongside Jon & Kate plus 8. In her circle, this s the ultimate insult.
And you hate her so much, you’ll probably say she deserves it. Yeah, Gwyneth deserves a lot of snark, she deserves your derision a lot of the time too. But she doesn’t deserve a prick ass husband and a skank crank hag who always hankers for what doesn’t belong to her.
Watch etalk tonight for more details on what Kate and Chris were doing and how flagrantly they behaved afterwards.
Tuesday, November 03, 2009 at 8:12 AM
Gwyneth humiliated
Star Magazine is definitely not the most trustworthy source. Most of it is bullsh-t. But this is a story that cannot be ignored. The new issue of Star Magazine includes an explosive allegation – Chris Martin cheated on Gwyneth Paltrow with Kate Bosworth. Yes. Her again.
Ordinarily, considering it’s Star, the immediate reaction is to dismiss. But here’s why this report might be different. Because several magazines were investigating it a few days ago. I received calls about it on Saturday from other magazines. Chris and Kate were supposedly kissing in the open at a U2 show in Vegas two weeks ago in plain view. Which means that there was more than one witness. And each witness went to a tabloid. And each tabloid was scrambling to source it. And Star Magazine beat everyone else to the punch.Because their fact checkers are faster? Heh. Needless to say, reps for all three have issued denials. Because reps NEVER EVER lie.
The new issue of Star Magazine hits stands tomorrow. etalk has a special preview tonight. So should we believe it?
Well…
There's precedent. I’ve been telling you about Kate Bosworth. My sources told me she allegedly pursued Jim Sturgess relentlessly during 21 without respecting the fact that he had a girlfriend. She did the same recently with Alexander Skarsgard and Evan Rachel Wood. She does not seem to care. If she wants it, she goes for it. Must be a food deficiency. And of course whatever “happy” makes her happy.
As for Chris Martin… if you’ve been reading this site long enough, you already know about those old rumours. London was buzzing about something with a civilian nearly two years ago and more recently, Chris and Gwyneth hit a rough patch like this before that resulted in a positive resolution. But those were kept undercover. They were not blown out publicly with G plastered all over the papers, embarrassingly portrayed as the jilted, homely wife betrayed for a younger version of herself.
How utterly…common.
And that’s the humiliation, isn’t it? Not only is her husband cheating, but now it’s become supermarket material. Gwyneth’s face alongside Jon & Kate plus 8. In her circle, this s the ultimate insult.
And you hate her so much, you’ll probably say she deserves it. Yeah, Gwyneth deserves a lot of snark, she deserves your derision a lot of the time too. But she doesn’t deserve a prick ass husband and a skank crank hag who always hankers for what doesn’t belong to her.
Watch etalk tonight for more details on what Kate and Chris were doing and how flagrantly they behaved afterwards.
Tuesday, November 03, 2009 at 8:12 AM
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