Friday, December 21, 2007
PPS. Tom Cruise was not entertaining visitors in his trailer. Neither was Patrick Dempsey.
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Thursday, December 20, 2007
http://laineygossip.com/Will_Smith_I_Am_Legend_big_premiere_at_the_box_office.aspx
Will Smith once said that he owns the 4th of July, referring to his impressive Independence Day box office record, not only with the title film’s impressive performance but with most of his summer blockbusters, regardless of how well or how poorly they’re reviewed.
Suffice to say after this weekend, Will Smith not only owns the 4th of July, he now also owns Christmas, with I Am Legend securing the best December opening ever, making Will Smith the most bankable movie star in the business.
This is why Xenu loves Will Smith. Because 30% of Will’s box office is a lot of money. The Church wants his big bank account, the GMD wants his big balls, Will might want some young balls of his own… everybody’s on the same page.
Praise Xenu, ah-Thetan.
Monday, December 17, 2007 at 6:33:48 AM
Will Smith once said that he owns the 4th of July, referring to his impressive Independence Day box office record, not only with the title film’s impressive performance but with most of his summer blockbusters, regardless of how well or how poorly they’re reviewed.
Suffice to say after this weekend, Will Smith not only owns the 4th of July, he now also owns Christmas, with I Am Legend securing the best December opening ever, making Will Smith the most bankable movie star in the business.
This is why Xenu loves Will Smith. Because 30% of Will’s box office is a lot of money. The Church wants his big bank account, the GMD wants his big balls, Will might want some young balls of his own… everybody’s on the same page.
Praise Xenu, ah-Thetan.
Monday, December 17, 2007 at 6:33:48 AM
http://laineygossip.com/Trailer_Visits.aspx
Married and mega successful, with several children, but how to account for the gay young things seen coming and going from his trailer during production of his next hit?
They were not part of the crew and they were not there to work… at least not on the film. Word is, he is insatiable and needs variety. Rarely does the same boy visit twice. And rarely are the boys not well taken care of. Though they are not paid professionals, per se, but they are compensated for being pretty and bendy. This is apparently a requirement. All of them have been observed to share the same body type: lean and fresh with short hair and they look like they all “belong in a music video”.
Satisfaction guaranteed on both sides. He gets his and they get trips, clothes, watches, iPods… like a gay holiday year round!
Always tip well to avoid talkers, savvy?
Monday, December 17, 2007 at 8:59:40 AM
Trailer Visits... With His Trainer
http://laineygossip.com/Trailer_Visits_With_His_Trainer.aspx
Remember him? Click here for a refresher
Looks like his trailer activities have not stopped, although now, instead of a revolving door of visitors, it’s just one on the regular – his trainer with whom he has been spending an inordinate amount of time while working on location for an ongoing project, locked alone behind closed doors for hours. Not training. Not even dressed for training.
Curiously enough, he’s taken to entertaining his trainer not in his own trailer but in his co-star’s trailer, foolishly believing their long sessions would go unnoticed.
Not unnoticed. And actually rather shocking for crew members who until now totally believed his fraud.
Update (10/21/08):
clue
denial 1: Johnny Depp
denial 2: John Travolta
denial 3: Tom Cruise & Patrick Dempsey
denial 4: Mel Gibson
denial 5: Eddie Murphy
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3
Married and mega successful, with several children, but how to account for the gay young things seen coming and going from his trailer during production of his next hit?
They were not part of the crew and they were not there to work… at least not on the film. Word is, he is insatiable and needs variety. Rarely does the same boy visit twice. And rarely are the boys not well taken care of. Though they are not paid professionals, per se, but they are compensated for being pretty and bendy. This is apparently a requirement. All of them have been observed to share the same body type: lean and fresh with short hair and they look like they all “belong in a music video”.
Satisfaction guaranteed on both sides. He gets his and they get trips, clothes, watches, iPods… like a gay holiday year round!
Always tip well to avoid talkers, savvy?
Monday, December 17, 2007 at 8:59:40 AM
Trailer Visits... With His Trainer
http://laineygossip.com/Trailer_Visits_With_His_Trainer.aspx
Remember him? Click here for a refresher
Looks like his trailer activities have not stopped, although now, instead of a revolving door of visitors, it’s just one on the regular – his trainer with whom he has been spending an inordinate amount of time while working on location for an ongoing project, locked alone behind closed doors for hours. Not training. Not even dressed for training.
Curiously enough, he’s taken to entertaining his trainer not in his own trailer but in his co-star’s trailer, foolishly believing their long sessions would go unnoticed.
Not unnoticed. And actually rather shocking for crew members who until now totally believed his fraud.
Update (10/21/08):
clue
denial 1: Johnny Depp
denial 2: John Travolta
denial 3: Tom Cruise & Patrick Dempsey
denial 4: Mel Gibson
denial 5: Eddie Murphy
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3
http://laineygossip.com/Chace_Crawford_is_a_bitch_at_a_charity_event.aspx
Maybe Chace Crawford is perfect for Carrie Underwood after all. Rumour has it Carrie is a raging cow. Callous with her minions, inconsiderate of fans, and supposedly a jealous hag when she was dating Tony Romo.
Looks like her bitch is rubbing off on Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford. Word is he pulled out his diva yesterday at a charity event at Toys R Us in NYC. Chace was to arrive and pick out gifts for sick kids and a press release was sent out alerting media to the event.
So the media showed up. Only upon arrival, his reps freaked out and claimed Chase would not be comfortable with the press around, pushing reporters outside to wait in the cold.
SO WHY SEND OUT A PRESS RELEASE? Why arrange a photo opp if there are to be no photos?
Let’s be clear here: he wasn’t BUYING presents out of his own pocket. He was just there to PICK them and have his picture taken so that other people would be inspired by his gesture. However, pretty boy and his peeps are apparently not with it enough to understand that you can’t take a picture without a camera. Is science class not mandatory in high school anymore???
Unfortunately it seems like Chace arrived in a pissy mood, did not crack a smile the entire time, didn’t bother to take off his coat and hat, obviously intending to get it over with as soon as possible. Said an observer:
“He clearly doesn’t want to be here.”
Sounds like Carrie.
Am reposting Chase’s Tom Cruise temptation from yesterday. The gays loved it. Especially my Main ‘Mo Darren who claims he once posed like that in a tux back in the day too. Send me the pic, bitch!
Friday, December 14, 2007 at 9:36:56 AM
Maybe Chace Crawford is perfect for Carrie Underwood after all. Rumour has it Carrie is a raging cow. Callous with her minions, inconsiderate of fans, and supposedly a jealous hag when she was dating Tony Romo.
Looks like her bitch is rubbing off on Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford. Word is he pulled out his diva yesterday at a charity event at Toys R Us in NYC. Chace was to arrive and pick out gifts for sick kids and a press release was sent out alerting media to the event.
So the media showed up. Only upon arrival, his reps freaked out and claimed Chase would not be comfortable with the press around, pushing reporters outside to wait in the cold.
SO WHY SEND OUT A PRESS RELEASE? Why arrange a photo opp if there are to be no photos?
Let’s be clear here: he wasn’t BUYING presents out of his own pocket. He was just there to PICK them and have his picture taken so that other people would be inspired by his gesture. However, pretty boy and his peeps are apparently not with it enough to understand that you can’t take a picture without a camera. Is science class not mandatory in high school anymore???
Unfortunately it seems like Chace arrived in a pissy mood, did not crack a smile the entire time, didn’t bother to take off his coat and hat, obviously intending to get it over with as soon as possible. Said an observer:
“He clearly doesn’t want to be here.”
Sounds like Carrie.
Am reposting Chase’s Tom Cruise temptation from yesterday. The gays loved it. Especially my Main ‘Mo Darren who claims he once posed like that in a tux back in the day too. Send me the pic, bitch!
Friday, December 14, 2007 at 9:36:56 AM
PPPS. Madonna is not on Holiday Detox. Neither is Reese Witherspoon. Also not Drew Barrymore. Wrong riddle.
Friday, December 14, 2007
Friday, December 14, 2007
PPPS. Madonna is not on Holiday Detox. Neither is Reese Witherspoon. Also not Drew Barrymore. Wrong riddle.
Friday, December 14, 2007
Friday, December 14, 2007
PPS. Catherine Zeta-Jones is not on Holiday Detox. Neither Rachel Weisz. Or Jennifer Connelly. Or Kate Hudson.
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Thursday, December 13, 2007
PS. Holiday Detox is not Kate Bosworth. Also not Naomi Watts. Nor is it Maggie Gyllenhaal.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
PPS. My Gwyneth is NOT on Holiday Detox. Neither is Kate Winslet. And not Jennifer Garner either.
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
http://www.laineygossip.com/Sponsored_Smut_Hot_Experiences_in_Vancouver.aspx
And no, Condom-free Sleaze is not Brody Jenner.
Monday, December 10, 2007 at 12:00:00 AM
And no, Condom-free Sleaze is not Brody Jenner.
Monday, December 10, 2007 at 12:00:00 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Holiday_Detox.aspx
Some stars you look at with blinders on. She is for me one of those stars. But the glassy eyes are hard to excuse. And the thinnification too. Thinnification to get back to work and in her case assisted by good old cocaine which she apparently did in copious amounts on sets through summer and fall to stay alert and focused and un-hungry. Which is apparently always something she’s dabbled in, only before she was able to actually stop between gigs.
This time however, even though she’s wrapped, she’s taken to taking it home, wreaking havoc in her family life and bringing on serious bouts of depression. After a particularly painful episode with a very young, very innocent witness, she finally went for help. The good news is she knows she needs to stop. And she has a supportive partner behind her. Word is, to avoid public scandal, she’s fighting the beast at home during the holidays under professional supervision.
Wonderful news indeed.
Monday, December 10, 2007 at 12:00:00 AM
Update (10/23/08):
clue
Denial 1: Gwyneth Paltrow, Kate Winslet & Jennifer Garner
Denial 2: Kate Bosworth, Naomi Watts & Maggie Gyllenhaal
Denial 3: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Rachel Weisz, Jennifer Connelly & Kate Hudson
Denial 4: Madonna, Reese Witherspoon & Drew Barrymore
Denial 5: Sarah Jessica Parker & Angelina Jolie
Denial 6: Gwen Stefani
Denial 7: Julia Roberts
Denial 8: Uma Thurman
Denial 9: Gwyneth Paltrow & Kate Beckinsale
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3
reveal 4
reveal 5
http://www.laineygossip.com/Sienna_Miller_Sapphic_Sienna.aspx
Well well… isn’t this a shocker. Sienna Miller looking bombed out of her tree groping someone else’s girls. Looks like some innocent fun, non?
Because Sienna would NEVER make out with a chick. Or a random dude. Or get shitfaced and lose control. No no. Sienna wouldn’t go there. Sienna is STABLE, you see?
She’s much, much, much too stable and sensible too! She’s sensible and she’s stable and she’s smart and she totally has her head on straight and she also never said that drugs were “f*ckloads of fun", right?
Right.
Monday, March 26, 2007
Well well… isn’t this a shocker. Sienna Miller looking bombed out of her tree groping someone else’s girls. Looks like some innocent fun, non?
Because Sienna would NEVER make out with a chick. Or a random dude. Or get shitfaced and lose control. No no. Sienna wouldn’t go there. Sienna is STABLE, you see?
She’s much, much, much too stable and sensible too! She’s sensible and she’s stable and she’s smart and she totally has her head on straight and she also never said that drugs were “f*ckloads of fun", right?
Right.
Monday, March 26, 2007
http://www.laineygossip.com/Nicole_Kidman_Colin_Farrell_Cate_Blanchett_George_Clooney_and_the_Freebie_Five.aspx
Finally…right?
You know what did me in? There is one photo in the new issue of Vanity Fair (out Wednesday in NYC and LA, next week everywhere else), page 344, I would put it up here but I'd get the Chinese sued outta me so wait 24 hours for the scans, but I'm telling you, it's killer. The whole spread is killer - Old Hollywood theme, posing with Gemma Ward, in this particular photo he's shot in black & white, wearing a white shirt, tuxedo pants, sitting on the floor, leaning back against a door, hand resting on a raised knee, looking off to the side at Gemma, the sun is lighting up half of his face, his expression is flirty and wistful and even a little tired all at once… PURE LOIN QUIVERATION.
George for the Freebie 5? Yes, yes, yes!!!
As for the article…my husband's words: 'the writer popped a c*ckstand'. Gushing praise for Hollywood's coolest cat, and deservedly so…because really, when you think about it, who doesn't want to be friends with George, though the comparison to Atticus Finch might have been just a *tad* overboard.
You’ve no doubt read the more popular excerpts: his prediction that Cate Blanchett will win an Oscar, his mancrush on Clive Owen, his admiration for Johnny Depp. And then there are my favourites: his revelation that prior to the Oscar, Tim Robbins told him 'If you win, you have to say *Impeach Bush* and Clooney's declaration that The Big Lebowski 'is the funniest stoner movie - that and Dazed and Confused', which only made me think of Matthew McConaughey, who wants so badly to be George and never will be.
As George has himself articulated, there is something to be said for success late in life. He was obscure through his 20s, he was a MAN when he found fame, it's made a huge impact on his star, on his legacy, just goes to show you - youth is not necessarily COOL.
Hello George, Goodbye Edward Norton, Goodbye Colin Farrell, Hello Borat. Yep, I totally would for Borat.
Oh - and while we're on the subject of George…clearly George has a type. Clearly it ain't Renee Zellweger although I did enjoy the farfetched speculation last week that they were canoodling somewhere…hmmmm, wonder if her publicist had anything to do with that one, especially since she's been so vehemently disputing recent allegations of bad behaviour, a little touch of the Golden George wouldn't hurt... but then again, publicists *never* do that, right?
But enough about lemons…we were talking about George and the George kind of girl: brunette, name not essential, usually some sort of skin and boobs model, like Lisa Snowden and Krista Allen before her, this one wears a tight black dress and holds up signs on a game show called Deal or No Deal…need I say more???
It's, like, the one knock on Clooney, you know? I mean, I'm not saying he has to marry the Princess of Monaco or anything and yes, even those who breathe rarified air have to come down from the mountain to eat at McDonald's once in a while, and no, and it never lasts longer than it should but still, they're just so … common, as my Gwynnie would say… so soap opera, and George is celluloid, deserving of at least a supermodel, if not his own version of Annette Bening, though I suppose in the grand scheme of things, most of you prefer him single, not serious about anyone, and yet I don't want George to be Jack, I don't want to see George in 20 years with Nicole Richie - the Lara Flynn Boyle of the future - sitting courtside at a Laker game leering at dancers.
Then again, maybe it's just me. Maybe the Blender beauties are best for George. Maybe we don't want him to do better. But wouldn't it be nice to see him save Nicole Kidman from herself? Just asking…
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Finally…right?
You know what did me in? There is one photo in the new issue of Vanity Fair (out Wednesday in NYC and LA, next week everywhere else), page 344, I would put it up here but I'd get the Chinese sued outta me so wait 24 hours for the scans, but I'm telling you, it's killer. The whole spread is killer - Old Hollywood theme, posing with Gemma Ward, in this particular photo he's shot in black & white, wearing a white shirt, tuxedo pants, sitting on the floor, leaning back against a door, hand resting on a raised knee, looking off to the side at Gemma, the sun is lighting up half of his face, his expression is flirty and wistful and even a little tired all at once… PURE LOIN QUIVERATION.
George for the Freebie 5? Yes, yes, yes!!!
As for the article…my husband's words: 'the writer popped a c*ckstand'. Gushing praise for Hollywood's coolest cat, and deservedly so…because really, when you think about it, who doesn't want to be friends with George, though the comparison to Atticus Finch might have been just a *tad* overboard.
You’ve no doubt read the more popular excerpts: his prediction that Cate Blanchett will win an Oscar, his mancrush on Clive Owen, his admiration for Johnny Depp. And then there are my favourites: his revelation that prior to the Oscar, Tim Robbins told him 'If you win, you have to say *Impeach Bush* and Clooney's declaration that The Big Lebowski 'is the funniest stoner movie - that and Dazed and Confused', which only made me think of Matthew McConaughey, who wants so badly to be George and never will be.
As George has himself articulated, there is something to be said for success late in life. He was obscure through his 20s, he was a MAN when he found fame, it's made a huge impact on his star, on his legacy, just goes to show you - youth is not necessarily COOL.
Hello George, Goodbye Edward Norton, Goodbye Colin Farrell, Hello Borat. Yep, I totally would for Borat.
Oh - and while we're on the subject of George…clearly George has a type. Clearly it ain't Renee Zellweger although I did enjoy the farfetched speculation last week that they were canoodling somewhere…hmmmm, wonder if her publicist had anything to do with that one, especially since she's been so vehemently disputing recent allegations of bad behaviour, a little touch of the Golden George wouldn't hurt... but then again, publicists *never* do that, right?
But enough about lemons…we were talking about George and the George kind of girl: brunette, name not essential, usually some sort of skin and boobs model, like Lisa Snowden and Krista Allen before her, this one wears a tight black dress and holds up signs on a game show called Deal or No Deal…need I say more???
It's, like, the one knock on Clooney, you know? I mean, I'm not saying he has to marry the Princess of Monaco or anything and yes, even those who breathe rarified air have to come down from the mountain to eat at McDonald's once in a while, and no, and it never lasts longer than it should but still, they're just so … common, as my Gwynnie would say… so soap opera, and George is celluloid, deserving of at least a supermodel, if not his own version of Annette Bening, though I suppose in the grand scheme of things, most of you prefer him single, not serious about anyone, and yet I don't want George to be Jack, I don't want to see George in 20 years with Nicole Richie - the Lara Flynn Boyle of the future - sitting courtside at a Laker game leering at dancers.
Then again, maybe it's just me. Maybe the Blender beauties are best for George. Maybe we don't want him to do better. But wouldn't it be nice to see him save Nicole Kidman from herself? Just asking…
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
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