PS. Once again, just to clarify, I repeat, Holiday Detox is NOT Gwyneth Paltrow. Also not Kate Beckinsale. As mentioned previously, am told that the Lainey Lurv Facebook group has an extensive riddle archive. Will probably be helpful for the new riddle on the way…
Friday, January 18, 2008
PS. Once again, just to clarify, I repeat, Holiday Detox is NOT Gwyneth Paltrow. Also not Kate Beckinsale. As mentioned previously, am told that the Lainey Lurv Facebook group has an extensive riddle archive. Will probably be helpful for the new riddle on the way…
PS. Once again, just to clarify, I repeat, Holiday Detox is NOT Gwyneth Paltrow. Also not Kate Beckinsale. As mentioned previously, am told that the Lainey Lurv Facebook group has an extensive riddle archive. Will probably be helpful for the new riddle on the way…
- FAS
- Text Harassment
- The Wrong Gender
- Drunk & Fired
- Meeting at the Spa
- Another on the Verge
- New Bitch Unwelcome
- Needs Nicotine Anonymously
- Punk Ass Cheap
- B List Border Denial
- The Wrong Vice and the New Vice
- Dating a Douche
- The Rich Wretch Too!
- The Unfunny Douche
- Dog Eat Dog
- Cheese Cheats
- Secrets from the BFF
- Where To Put It
- Mute Stones & Nude Windows
- Cheap & Crafty
- All Ages & Jonesing
- Condom-free Sleaze
- Holiday Detox
- Trailer Visits
2006 Blind Items
2008 Blind Items
2009 Blind Items
2010 Blind Items
2011 Blind Items
2012 Blind Items
2013 Blind Items
2014 Blind Items
2015 Blind Items
2016 Blind Items
2007 Blind Items
http://laineygossip.com/Will_Smith_I_Am_Legend_big_premiere_at_the_box_office.aspx
Will Smith once said that he owns the 4th of July, referring to his impressive Independence Day box office record, not only with the title film’s impressive performance but with most of his summer blockbusters, regardless of how well or how poorly they’re reviewed.
Suffice to say after this weekend, Will Smith not only owns the 4th of July, he now also owns Christmas, with I Am Legend securing the best December opening ever, making Will Smith the most bankable movie star in the business.
This is why Xenu loves Will Smith. Because 30% of Will’s box office is a lot of money. The Church wants his big bank account, the GMD wants his big balls, Will might want some young balls of his own… everybody’s on the same page.
Praise Xenu, ah-Thetan.
Monday, December 17, 2007 at 6:33:48 AM

Will Smith once said that he owns the 4th of July, referring to his impressive Independence Day box office record, not only with the title film’s impressive performance but with most of his summer blockbusters, regardless of how well or how poorly they’re reviewed.
Suffice to say after this weekend, Will Smith not only owns the 4th of July, he now also owns Christmas, with I Am Legend securing the best December opening ever, making Will Smith the most bankable movie star in the business.
This is why Xenu loves Will Smith. Because 30% of Will’s box office is a lot of money. The Church wants his big bank account, the GMD wants his big balls, Will might want some young balls of his own… everybody’s on the same page.
Praise Xenu, ah-Thetan.
Monday, December 17, 2007 at 6:33:48 AM
"Trailer Visits" clue
http://laineygossip.com/Trailer_Visits.aspx
Married and mega successful, with several children, but how to account for the gay young things seen coming and going from his trailer during production of his next hit?
They were not part of the crew and they were not there to work… at least not on the film. Word is, he is insatiable and needs variety. Rarely does the same boy visit twice. And rarely are the boys not well taken care of. Though they are not paid professionals, per se, but they are compensated for being pretty and bendy. This is apparently a requirement. All of them have been observed to share the same body type: lean and fresh with short hair and they look like they all “belong in a music video”.
Satisfaction guaranteed on both sides. He gets his and they get trips, clothes, watches, iPods… like a gay holiday year round!
Always tip well to avoid talkers, savvy?
Monday, December 17, 2007 at 8:59:40 AM
Trailer Visits... With His Trainer
http://laineygossip.com/Trailer_Visits_With_His_Trainer.aspx
Remember him? Click here for a refresher
Looks like his trailer activities have not stopped, although now, instead of a revolving door of visitors, it’s just one on the regular – his trainer with whom he has been spending an inordinate amount of time while working on location for an ongoing project, locked alone behind closed doors for hours. Not training. Not even dressed for training.
Curiously enough, he’s taken to entertaining his trainer not in his own trailer but in his co-star’s trailer, foolishly believing their long sessions would go unnoticed.
Not unnoticed. And actually rather shocking for crew members who until now totally believed his fraud.
Update (10/21/08):
clue
denial 1: Johnny Depp
denial 2: John Travolta
denial 3: Tom Cruise & Patrick Dempsey
denial 4: Mel Gibson
denial 5: Eddie Murphy
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3

Married and mega successful, with several children, but how to account for the gay young things seen coming and going from his trailer during production of his next hit?
They were not part of the crew and they were not there to work… at least not on the film. Word is, he is insatiable and needs variety. Rarely does the same boy visit twice. And rarely are the boys not well taken care of. Though they are not paid professionals, per se, but they are compensated for being pretty and bendy. This is apparently a requirement. All of them have been observed to share the same body type: lean and fresh with short hair and they look like they all “belong in a music video”.
Satisfaction guaranteed on both sides. He gets his and they get trips, clothes, watches, iPods… like a gay holiday year round!
Always tip well to avoid talkers, savvy?
Monday, December 17, 2007 at 8:59:40 AM
Trailer Visits... With His Trainer
http://laineygossip.com/Trailer_Visits_With_His_Trainer.aspx
Remember him? Click here for a refresher
Looks like his trailer activities have not stopped, although now, instead of a revolving door of visitors, it’s just one on the regular – his trainer with whom he has been spending an inordinate amount of time while working on location for an ongoing project, locked alone behind closed doors for hours. Not training. Not even dressed for training.
Curiously enough, he’s taken to entertaining his trainer not in his own trailer but in his co-star’s trailer, foolishly believing their long sessions would go unnoticed.
Not unnoticed. And actually rather shocking for crew members who until now totally believed his fraud.
Update (10/21/08):
clue
denial 1: Johnny Depp
denial 2: John Travolta
denial 3: Tom Cruise & Patrick Dempsey
denial 4: Mel Gibson
denial 5: Eddie Murphy
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3
Trailer Visits
http://laineygossip.com/Chace_Crawford_is_a_bitch_at_a_charity_event.aspx
Maybe Chace Crawford is perfect for Carrie Underwood after all. Rumour has it Carrie is a raging cow. Callous with her minions, inconsiderate of fans, and supposedly a jealous hag when she was dating Tony Romo.
Looks like her bitch is rubbing off on Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford. Word is he pulled out his diva yesterday at a charity event at Toys R Us in NYC. Chace was to arrive and pick out gifts for sick kids and a press release was sent out alerting media to the event.
So the media showed up. Only upon arrival, his reps freaked out and claimed Chase would not be comfortable with the press around, pushing reporters outside to wait in the cold.
SO WHY SEND OUT A PRESS RELEASE? Why arrange a photo opp if there are to be no photos?
Let’s be clear here: he wasn’t BUYING presents out of his own pocket. He was just there to PICK them and have his picture taken so that other people would be inspired by his gesture. However, pretty boy and his peeps are apparently not with it enough to understand that you can’t take a picture without a camera. Is science class not mandatory in high school anymore???
Unfortunately it seems like Chace arrived in a pissy mood, did not crack a smile the entire time, didn’t bother to take off his coat and hat, obviously intending to get it over with as soon as possible. Said an observer:
“He clearly doesn’t want to be here.”
Sounds like Carrie.
Am reposting Chase’s Tom Cruise temptation from yesterday. The gays loved it. Especially my Main ‘Mo Darren who claims he once posed like that in a tux back in the day too. Send me the pic, bitch!
Friday, December 14, 2007 at 9:36:56 AM

Maybe Chace Crawford is perfect for Carrie Underwood after all. Rumour has it Carrie is a raging cow. Callous with her minions, inconsiderate of fans, and supposedly a jealous hag when she was dating Tony Romo.
Looks like her bitch is rubbing off on Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford. Word is he pulled out his diva yesterday at a charity event at Toys R Us in NYC. Chace was to arrive and pick out gifts for sick kids and a press release was sent out alerting media to the event.
So the media showed up. Only upon arrival, his reps freaked out and claimed Chase would not be comfortable with the press around, pushing reporters outside to wait in the cold.
SO WHY SEND OUT A PRESS RELEASE? Why arrange a photo opp if there are to be no photos?
Let’s be clear here: he wasn’t BUYING presents out of his own pocket. He was just there to PICK them and have his picture taken so that other people would be inspired by his gesture. However, pretty boy and his peeps are apparently not with it enough to understand that you can’t take a picture without a camera. Is science class not mandatory in high school anymore???
Unfortunately it seems like Chace arrived in a pissy mood, did not crack a smile the entire time, didn’t bother to take off his coat and hat, obviously intending to get it over with as soon as possible. Said an observer:
“He clearly doesn’t want to be here.”
Sounds like Carrie.
Am reposting Chase’s Tom Cruise temptation from yesterday. The gays loved it. Especially my Main ‘Mo Darren who claims he once posed like that in a tux back in the day too. Send me the pic, bitch!
Friday, December 14, 2007 at 9:36:56 AM
"New Bitch Unwelcome" revealed
PPS. Catherine Zeta-Jones is not on Holiday Detox. Neither Rachel Weisz. Or Jennifer Connelly. Or Kate Hudson.
Thursday, December 13, 2007

Thursday, December 13, 2007
"Holiday Detox," it's not...
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PPS. My Gwyneth is NOT on Holiday Detox. Neither is Kate Winslet. And not Jennifer Garner either.
Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Tuesday, December 11, 2007
"Holiday Detox," it's not...
http://www.laineygossip.com/Sponsored_Smut_Hot_Experiences_in_Vancouver.aspx
And no, Condom-free Sleaze is not Brody Jenner.
Monday, December 10, 2007 at 12:00:00 AM

And no, Condom-free Sleaze is not Brody Jenner.
Monday, December 10, 2007 at 12:00:00 AM
"Condom-free Sleaze," it's not...
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