Harrison and Calista cling to love?
Dear Melissa,
Not quite that much of an age discrepancy. And while Harrison’s drunk and disorderlies certainly qualify as titillating entertainment, they certainly don’t have the scandal quotient you’re looking for from the couple in question.
Monday, February 13, 2006
I read on a site online that Josh Duhamel and Fergie had a very public fight at an NBA all star party. Is this true? They said that Josh didn't go to the Daytona 500 where Fergie performed the national anthem and stayed in Houston by himself. But then on EXTRA I saw Josh at the Daytona 500 gushing over Fergie , and she was gushing over him. Then I saw pics of them later in the day at the NBA All star game all cozy on gettyimages, also pics of Josh going into the Daytona 500. So did they have some kind of public fight but the gossip site got the details wrong?
Dear Beth,
I'd say there are definitely signs of tension. In more ways than one. But any reports of them not getting along during All Star Weekend were grossly exaggerated. He's still blind and he's still committed…although something tells me he's hard up for a little more than what he's been getting lately.
Sunday, February 26, 2006
is Disrespecting Your Elders Russell Crowe?? He has a big ego, has a band and would therefore appreciate the guitar pick.
Dear Alejandra:
Very close, in more ways than one. Except that rude boy has actually sold record or two, unlike Russell who probably couldn't give his grunting sh*t away for free.
Sunday, February 26, 2006
Miss Thing has been hitting the sauce. Hard. And when she's intoxicated, she's even more lascivious than usual. Same sex propositions are not uncommon except there are usually no takers. Not surprising all things considered.
The consequences of overboozing? Trust me, you've ALL seen it. And while the evidence hasn't hurt her professionally, it looks like her thirst for Absolut is affecting her relationship. Poor guy is hardly getting any action anymore. And I'm not talking in the sack, I'm talking in the mouth. Suspended activity in the back of a limo, unfinished business because someone fell asleep, passed right out while literally getting down.
Needless to say, he wasn't impressed. Which is why he was so uncharacteristically loquacious (my friend Ammie's favourite 'teacher' word) with the boys and the not-so-close boys the next day. Damn. This girl gets more disgusting by the day.
Don't bother with:
Tara Reid, Paris Hilton, or Kimberly Stewart
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
Update (7/11/08):
denial 1: Tara Reid, Paris Hilton & Kimberly Stewart
denial 2: Avril Lavigne
denial 3: Cameron Diaz
reveal
More about Fergie & Josh Duhamel
There's hope
Drugs, drugs everywhere
http://www.laineygossip.com/Cameron_Diaz_From_Nanci_Cam_cant_finish.aspx
Is she can't finish your favorite man-girl Cameron Diaz?
Dear Nanci,
I wish! However, Cameron's pretty game when it comes to burping, sucking, and fellating. She also doesn't have a drinking problem which is the issue plaguing our unfortunate hunk and his skanky lush.
Sunday, February 26, 2006
http://www.laineygossip.com/Tom_Ford_From_Angela_Calistas_hiring_frenzy.aspx
Is the mystery couple you describe in Her Hiring Frenzy Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford? I heard on the news today that they were having trouble trying to get pregnant.
Dear Angela,
I can see why you'd guess that way. But it's not them. Less of a grandpa, more of a superstah! And definitely someone more meaty. MUCH more.
Sunday, February 26, 2006
Me and the girls love, love, love your column. Doesn’t matter if you hate the celebs we love or love the celebs we hate…it gets us through the day, ya know? So as a woman that lives and breathes country music…I thought I’d defend our Keith. I can’t believe Cowtown hasn’t said anything! I get what you’re saying with the lips, girly highlights, and maybe gaybe status…but if you saw this guy in person or sat through one of concerts you would change your mind, I swear. He is hawt, hawt, HAWT. Maybe it’s the accent…or the way he plays guitar…but I’d find my way on his tour bus after a show…know what I’m sayin’? We’d be willing to send you the Live DVD to prove it to you. Want it?
Dear Danya,
Ok. Send it to me. I'll keep my mind and even my thighs open. But don't expect miracles. I'm a fickle bitch. And it takes a lot to get me past little men who spend more time coiffing than I do.
Sunday, February 26, 2006
I can’t help but think of one person when you tell the sad story of clinging to love – is it Reese Witherspoon?
Dear Suzanne,
Definitely not. There may be problems underneath the Witherspoon smile, but Reese was married under more auspicious circumstances while these two only have bad karma floating around their bed.
Sunday, February 26, 2006
I just wanted to try and give you a guess on the 'Disrespecting Your Elders' clue. Is it Kanye West?? He is pretty damn full of himself so I wouldn't be surprised at all if he would do something stupid like that. I mean confidence is good but he is just too much. I love his music but cannot stand watching interviews with him.
Dear Nadia,
Wrong genre, right industry, equally challenged in the height department.
Sunday, February 26, 2006
Colin Farrell...rehab, hair obsession.. only thing I'm not to sure about is whether he would actually attend an industry party....
Dear Jenifer,
He would definitely attend an industry party, but Colin's not your man. Think equally horny and equally oily but much more salon-styled.
Sunday, February 26, 2006
Huge egos are not rare in showbiz. But few egos are bigger than his. Perhaps the personal and professional victories are starting to swell his head. Whatever the case, his behaviour is starting to raise eyebrows.
At an industry event last week, major players in attendance, old and new, veterans of the game and newcomers too, he was given a gift, presented to him by a recognized and very well respected elder in the business. It was supposed to be an honour, a guitar pick used by a living legend. But instead of treasuring it like anyone else would have, would you believe he flicked it on the ground and crushed it beneath his shoe??? The room was shocked into stillness. No wonder people find it so hard to believe he’s turned a new leaf. Clearly, he hasn’t.
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Update (7/18/08):
My money's on Robert Downey Junior (for disrespecting your elders).
Dear Ramona,
Aside from the trip to rehab, these 2 have nothing in common. Does RDJ even know how to play guitar???
Sunday, February 26, 2006
http://www.laineygossip.com/10_years_too_early.aspx
Believe me, you ALL know her. The good news is she's working. But the poor thing is bitter. Bitter that she was born 10 years too early, unable to capitalise on a Hollywood that is now run by young, wild things. On the set recently, got a call from her agent. Bad news - an opportunity lost, a small role she desperately wanted. She ran back to her the trailer, screaming profanities on her cell phone that even I feel uncomfortable repeating. In between the cussing, there were echoes of Nancy Kerrigan. 'Why??? Why??? Why couldn't this have happened 10 years ago. It's not fair!!!'
And unfortunately her day went from bad to worse. Technical changes pre-empted her scene and she was forced to wait just a wee bit longer before getting to work. But reserve your sympathy for the PA who had to tell her and who got an earful of 'How dare you f*cking treat me like this' before having the door slammed in her face. She then proceeded to sulk for the next hour and refused to come back to the set until a producer arrived and ass-kissed for an eternity before cajoling her out of her trailer. And you wonder why she never really made it beyond B???
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Update (5/9/08):
clue 1
clue 2
clue 3
reveal
Oh she's a famewhore, alright. One of the best. She loves the spotlight, she fights for the spotlight, and she will likely only stay in the spotlight if she keeps up her attention seeking antics, which run the gamut from a very active sex life to legal entanglements to professional feuds and now, it seems we've even added enhancements to the list. As in nipple enhancements. As in nipple injections. Look, I didn't even know til just recently that you could even do that. I also didn't know, as cynical as I am about Hollywood, that it's actually more common than you think. Actresses get their cherries shot up so that their nubbins will perk up, resulting in major protrusion that lasts several weeks, visible right through their shirts, visible on tv, visible on film, and ensuring that All.Eyes.Are.On.Them.
Now back to the famewhore. She's had 'em done. She's thrilled with them. Except that no one really noticed. Which means she'll be doing her best to show them off everywhere. Stay tuned.
Don't bother with:
Jennifer Aniston
Jessica Simpson
Britney Spears
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Denial 1: Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson & Britney Spears
Denial 2: Pamela Anderson
Denial 3: Kate Moss
Denial 4: Sienna Miller
Denial 5: Kirsten Dunst
Denial 6: Anna Nicole Smith
Denial 7: Tara Reid
Denial 8: Kate Bosworth
Reveal
But back to my original point. Elle Macpherson is a frickin' goddess and sure, I suppose if I looked like this, I'd probably make my own love rules too. Lucky bitch.
Thursday, May 04, 2006
Before I get into the details, I'm sorry if I haven't answered your blind item guesses directly. I'll try to address as many of them as I can in the Monday Mailbag sessions.
She's renowned for her beauty and revered for her body and even though she's probably past her prime, it doesn't mean she's still not a hot piece of ass. Single these days too. Too bad she's been known to go off the deep end. And I guess it's true what they say about beautiful women having a hard time finding men. Because I hear she's desperate and she's resorting to some aggressive, risky tactics. At a recent party, hobnobbing with the socialite crowd, our girl arrives solo and scopes out the potential. She has her eye on a nice, distinguished-looking gentleman who happens to have a wife. The wife is there. She is a lovely woman and she leaves her husband's side for a moment to chat with a few other rich wives in a different room.
That's when our lady moves in for the kill. She sits down beside him, leans over, pushes her tits together, and starts chatting. Within five minutes she's literally trying to climb into his lap. Literally. Naturally, if his wife wasn't around, he would have bagged that sh*t in the bathroom ASAP. Unfortunately, his wife WAS around. And when she returned to find a long, lean, tan body draped around her husband, she hit the roof. Foaming at the mouth, shaking with rage, in front of several witnesses, the Mrs - in a very regal, high society way - lay a verbal smackdown on the superhussy that would make even my mother look up from the mahjong table. Strangest thing though. Getting caught had almost no effect on our bombshell. She just shrugged her shoulders, mumbled 'sorry', and sashayed away… quickly finding a new target and engrossing herself in him and on him and around him for the rest of the night.
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Update (7/18/08):
