PS. Nicolas Cage isn’t stepping out on his mail order bride with Tiffani Thiessen.
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
PS. Nicolas Cage isn’t stepping out on his mail order bride with Tiffani Thiessen.
PS. Nicolas Cage isn’t stepping out on his mail order bride with Tiffani Thiessen.
Monday, June 23, 2008
PS. Minnie Driver is not the other woman. Warren Beatty doesn’t have another woman. Neither does Ben Stiller.
PS. Minnie Driver is not the other woman. Warren Beatty doesn’t have another woman. Neither does Ben Stiller.
Friday, June 20, 2008
PS. Justine Bateman is not the other woman. The Governator is not hiding mistresses.
PPS. Also – It’s Always Something… Else!
PS. Justine Bateman is not the other woman. The Governator is not hiding mistresses.
PPS. Also – It’s Always Something… Else!
Thursday, June 19, 2008
PS. Tiger Woods does not have another woman and Tara Reid isn’t the other woman.
PS. Tiger Woods does not have another woman and Tara Reid isn’t the other woman.
http://laineygossip.com/Minnie_Driver_on_the_set_of_Motherhood.aspx
Minnie Driver today on the NY set of Motherhood starring Uma Thurman – lovely makeup, hair beautifully blown out… she’s never looked prettier.
Will always think of her fondly from Good Will Hunting. It’s one of those movies I always watch if I come across it on tv on a Sunday. Like the American President with Michael Douglas, but we’ll save that for another day.
I remember thinking…what an odd casting choice. But they had such chemistry she and Matt so of course it was no surprise they started dating. Until – according to urban legend – he dumped her on Oprah and she had to eat it at the Oscars.
Poor Minnie. VERY unlucky in love. Always the one with the answers, my mother will tell you it’s her jaw. Something about the shape of it being unwelcoming of a happy heart. I think it’s more a case of bad taste in men. They are entirely unsuitable. Or she gets them well before they’re ready.
Don’t you hate being That Girl? The one who suffers through the f*ckery only to see him come through the other side the best boyfriend/husband ever and you don’t get to reap the rewards?
Minnie is That Girl.
She was That Girl for Matt Damon. She was That Girl for Josh Brolin.
And she lost her mind and dated Criss Angel. WTF???
As you know, her baby father remains a mystery. Seriously…everyone’s been tryin’ to know but NO ONE knows. It is still possible to keep a secret in Hollywood.
Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 11:55 AM
Minnie Driver today on the NY set of Motherhood starring Uma Thurman – lovely makeup, hair beautifully blown out… she’s never looked prettier.
Will always think of her fondly from Good Will Hunting. It’s one of those movies I always watch if I come across it on tv on a Sunday. Like the American President with Michael Douglas, but we’ll save that for another day.
I remember thinking…what an odd casting choice. But they had such chemistry she and Matt so of course it was no surprise they started dating. Until – according to urban legend – he dumped her on Oprah and she had to eat it at the Oscars.
Poor Minnie. VERY unlucky in love. Always the one with the answers, my mother will tell you it’s her jaw. Something about the shape of it being unwelcoming of a happy heart. I think it’s more a case of bad taste in men. They are entirely unsuitable. Or she gets them well before they’re ready.
Don’t you hate being That Girl? The one who suffers through the f*ckery only to see him come through the other side the best boyfriend/husband ever and you don’t get to reap the rewards?
Minnie is That Girl.
She was That Girl for Matt Damon. She was That Girl for Josh Brolin.
And she lost her mind and dated Criss Angel. WTF???
As you know, her baby father remains a mystery. Seriously…everyone’s been tryin’ to know but NO ONE knows. It is still possible to keep a secret in Hollywood.
Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 11:55 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Mike_Myers_is_a_douchebag_.aspx
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
PS. Michael Douglas does not have another woman. The other woman isn’t Krista Allen.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
PS. Michael Douglas does not have another woman. The other woman isn’t Krista Allen.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Mike_Myers_is_a_douchebag_.aspx
If you’ve been visiting this site for a while and familiar with the riddles, this portrait of Mike Myers from Entertainment Weekly shouldn’t surprise you. Perfectionist? Or a pain in the f&cking ass? According to his supporters, his “comic genius” allows him licence to act a douchebag and treat people like sh*t. Problem is, he’s pissed off so many they’re actually pulling for him NOT to succeed.
The Love Guru takes on Get Smart this weekend. It was an unusual move by both studios – rare that two big budget pictures are going head to head on the same weekend. The common practice in recent years has been to move things around to avoid direct confrontation. But neither blinked. Rumour has it that, for Mike at least, it’s become a bit of an ego trip. He wants to take Steve down…
Will Get Smart flop?
Hopefully not.
Here’s Steve with his wife last night at the premiere in LA and please go see Get Smart. Think of it this way – if The Love Guru is a huge hit, we’ll never hear the end of it from Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake who’ll probably start taking credit for saving the film. Not unlike the way he took credit for saving the Grammys.
Tuesday – am online all day. Remember to refresh. NKOTB article is coming… it’s a long one and was distracted yesterday by the US Open. Miss golf. Hate Mischa Barton!
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Dear Gossips,If you’ve been visiting this site for a while and familiar with the riddles, this portrait of Mike Myers from Entertainment Weekly shouldn’t surprise you. Perfectionist? Or a pain in the f&cking ass? According to his supporters, his “comic genius” allows him licence to act a douchebag and treat people like sh*t. Problem is, he’s pissed off so many they’re actually pulling for him NOT to succeed.
The Love Guru takes on Get Smart this weekend. It was an unusual move by both studios – rare that two big budget pictures are going head to head on the same weekend. The common practice in recent years has been to move things around to avoid direct confrontation. But neither blinked. Rumour has it that, for Mike at least, it’s become a bit of an ego trip. He wants to take Steve down…
Will Get Smart flop?
Hopefully not.
Here’s Steve with his wife last night at the premiere in LA and please go see Get Smart. Think of it this way – if The Love Guru is a huge hit, we’ll never hear the end of it from Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake who’ll probably start taking credit for saving the film. Not unlike the way he took credit for saving the Grammys.
Tuesday – am online all day. Remember to refresh. NKOTB article is coming… it’s a long one and was distracted yesterday by the US Open. Miss golf. Hate Mischa Barton!
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
http://www.laineygossip.com/Jennie_Garth_joins_90210_spinoff_and_will_reprise_Kelly_Taylor.aspx
Jennie Garth has officially signed on to join the Beverly Hills 90210 spin-off reprising her role as Kelly Taylor, the part she can never shake.
Unlike Jessica Biel, the Alba Bitch, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jennifer Aniston, and all those other tv girls however, Jennie has never fought her fate.
She is Kelly Taylor forever. And proudly so.
The new show will feature Kelly back at West Beverly High and there are some suggestions that this is the first in what will be a succession of old cast members returning from the previous iteration. Some are even speculating that Jason Priestly is next and that we will find Brandon and Kelly married after all these years.
Who gives a sh*t?
What we care about is Brenda. And since Shannen Doherty isn’t doing f&ck all, bringing back Brenda would totally make our lives.
Brenda the Cougar who lives next door and engages in some inappropriate exchanges with her 16 year old neighbour resulting in him disclosing the secret to Ms Taylor, the trusted guidance counsellor at school who then confronts her old nemesis in a season finale cliffhanger throwdown at the Peach Pitt.
You love it. Don’t lie.
Monday, May 12, 2008 at 5:49 AM
Jennie Garth has officially signed on to join the Beverly Hills 90210 spin-off reprising her role as Kelly Taylor, the part she can never shake.
Unlike Jessica Biel, the Alba Bitch, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jennifer Aniston, and all those other tv girls however, Jennie has never fought her fate.
She is Kelly Taylor forever. And proudly so.
The new show will feature Kelly back at West Beverly High and there are some suggestions that this is the first in what will be a succession of old cast members returning from the previous iteration. Some are even speculating that Jason Priestly is next and that we will find Brandon and Kelly married after all these years.
Who gives a sh*t?
What we care about is Brenda. And since Shannen Doherty isn’t doing f&ck all, bringing back Brenda would totally make our lives.
Brenda the Cougar who lives next door and engages in some inappropriate exchanges with her 16 year old neighbour resulting in him disclosing the secret to Ms Taylor, the trusted guidance counsellor at school who then confronts her old nemesis in a season finale cliffhanger throwdown at the Peach Pitt.
You love it. Don’t lie.
Monday, May 12, 2008 at 5:49 AM
http://laineygossip.com/The_Other_Woman_Doesnt_Work.aspx
Not that she was destined to become the next Angelina Jolie – not even close – but since B List and reality stars are all the rage these days, who’s to say she would not have had a career revival as the matriarch for a new generation? Or a movie of the week once every few weeks?
The problem is her love life. She is in love with a man who has a wife. A man who comes from a legendary family. A man who is supposed to be a bastion of fidelity, with strong values and a wholesome image. This is not the man who should be carrying on an affair with an actress, hidden away in hotels, picked up on the sly by his security team, given a code name by his people. Her birthday is noted in his assistant’s organiser, it’s as official as it gets, only it’s also the best kept secret, and he intends to keep it that way which is why she’s only allowed to work sparingly. Which means guest appearances only and no long standing commitments, lest she reappear on the radar and invite a little curiosity, potentially blowing their cover.
She lives by his rules because she thinks what they have is real and forever but not surprisingly, he has his eye on someone else. Almost her doppelganger. Some say she will be replaced. Is cheating hereditary?
Monday, June 16, 2008 at 8:44 AM
Update (7/18/08):
clue 1
clue 2
denial 1: Michael Douglas & Krista Allen
denial 2: Martin Sheen
denial 3: Tiger Woods & Tara Reid
denial 4: Justine Bateman & Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Governator)
denial 5: Minnie Driver, Ben Stiller & Warren Beatty
denial 6: Jeff Bridges & Jami Gertz
denial 7: Nicolas Cage & Tiffani (Amber) Thiessen
denial 8: Robert Downey Jr. & Dennis Quaid
denial 9: Donald Trump
denial 10: Daryl Hannah
denial 11: Ron Howard
denial 12: Donny Osmond
denial 13: Peter Fonda
denial 14: Tim McGraw
denial 15: Kevin Costner
denial 16: Emilio Estevez
denial 17: Heather Locklear
denial 18: Al Gore
denial 19: Sienna Miller
denial 20: Josie Bissett
denial 21: Balthazar Getty & Ione Skye
Option 1: Alyssa Milano = The Other Woman
reveal 1
reveal 2
Option 2: Shannen Doherty = The Other Woman
clue
Option 3: Daphne Zuniga & Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
Not that she was destined to become the next Angelina Jolie – not even close – but since B List and reality stars are all the rage these days, who’s to say she would not have had a career revival as the matriarch for a new generation? Or a movie of the week once every few weeks?
The problem is her love life. She is in love with a man who has a wife. A man who comes from a legendary family. A man who is supposed to be a bastion of fidelity, with strong values and a wholesome image. This is not the man who should be carrying on an affair with an actress, hidden away in hotels, picked up on the sly by his security team, given a code name by his people. Her birthday is noted in his assistant’s organiser, it’s as official as it gets, only it’s also the best kept secret, and he intends to keep it that way which is why she’s only allowed to work sparingly. Which means guest appearances only and no long standing commitments, lest she reappear on the radar and invite a little curiosity, potentially blowing their cover.
She lives by his rules because she thinks what they have is real and forever but not surprisingly, he has his eye on someone else. Almost her doppelganger. Some say she will be replaced. Is cheating hereditary?
Monday, June 16, 2008 at 8:44 AM
Update (7/18/08):
clue 1
clue 2
denial 1: Michael Douglas & Krista Allen
denial 2: Martin Sheen
denial 3: Tiger Woods & Tara Reid
denial 4: Justine Bateman & Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Governator)
denial 5: Minnie Driver, Ben Stiller & Warren Beatty
denial 6: Jeff Bridges & Jami Gertz
denial 7: Nicolas Cage & Tiffani (Amber) Thiessen
denial 8: Robert Downey Jr. & Dennis Quaid
denial 9: Donald Trump
denial 10: Daryl Hannah
denial 11: Ron Howard
denial 12: Donny Osmond
denial 13: Peter Fonda
denial 14: Tim McGraw
denial 15: Kevin Costner
denial 16: Emilio Estevez
denial 17: Heather Locklear
denial 18: Al Gore
denial 19: Sienna Miller
denial 20: Josie Bissett
denial 21: Balthazar Getty & Ione Skye
Option 1: Alyssa Milano = The Other Woman
reveal 1
reveal 2
Option 2: Shannen Doherty = The Other Woman
clue
Option 3: Daphne Zuniga & Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Sarah_Larson_shows_off_her_classy_side_for_Christian_Audigier.aspx
Now this has elegant written all over it.
But what’s a girl to do? Especially when her meal ticket packs her up in the middle of the night and tells her to get the f&ck out?
Sarah Larson is a scrappy girl. Having worked the scene in Vegas for years, she is resourceful, she is determined, and best of all, given what she’s accomplished already, she also has no shame. So in today’s D List reality – as MTV continues to rape the definition of celebrity – a newly single Sarah is perfect.
But the journey ahead will be a challenge. Having tasted Super Elite A List fame, the poor girl will now be spending the rest of her life trying to climb back up. It’s a daunting task…starting this week with a return to Los Angeles – shopping, walking, posing – Sarah has joined the working class. This is the famewhore job description.
Yesterday though, well, yesterday Sarah took it to a whole new level. Almost an Ebola level.
You see, she met with designer Christian Audigier to show him her portfolio and invited the paps to come along with her. Then she thought it would be a good idea to have a few photos taken lying back on the couch to show Christian and everyone else the extent of her talent. Christian seemed to be very impressed.
Gisele who??? Stam who??? Coco who???
This is what modeling is all about, right?
As for those reports that George dumped her because she did up her tits – this came from In Touch Weekly. The current cover of In Touch Weekly says that Angelina is “pushing Brad away just before the birth”.
!!!
Seriously… can we please PLEASE stop referencing In Touch stories?
George Clooney did not walk out because of fake tits. George Clooney dated Krista Allen!!! Why the f&ck would George Clooney care if Sarah Larson got implants???
You already know why George Clooney is no longer with Sarah Larson. You already know and it was exclusive. That’s all.
Friday, June 13, 2008 at 5:37 AM
Now this has elegant written all over it.
But what’s a girl to do? Especially when her meal ticket packs her up in the middle of the night and tells her to get the f&ck out?
Sarah Larson is a scrappy girl. Having worked the scene in Vegas for years, she is resourceful, she is determined, and best of all, given what she’s accomplished already, she also has no shame. So in today’s D List reality – as MTV continues to rape the definition of celebrity – a newly single Sarah is perfect.
But the journey ahead will be a challenge. Having tasted Super Elite A List fame, the poor girl will now be spending the rest of her life trying to climb back up. It’s a daunting task…starting this week with a return to Los Angeles – shopping, walking, posing – Sarah has joined the working class. This is the famewhore job description.
Yesterday though, well, yesterday Sarah took it to a whole new level. Almost an Ebola level.
You see, she met with designer Christian Audigier to show him her portfolio and invited the paps to come along with her. Then she thought it would be a good idea to have a few photos taken lying back on the couch to show Christian and everyone else the extent of her talent. Christian seemed to be very impressed.
Gisele who??? Stam who??? Coco who???
This is what modeling is all about, right?
As for those reports that George dumped her because she did up her tits – this came from In Touch Weekly. The current cover of In Touch Weekly says that Angelina is “pushing Brad away just before the birth”.
!!!
Seriously… can we please PLEASE stop referencing In Touch stories?
George Clooney did not walk out because of fake tits. George Clooney dated Krista Allen!!! Why the f&ck would George Clooney care if Sarah Larson got implants???
You already know why George Clooney is no longer with Sarah Larson. You already know and it was exclusive. That’s all.
Friday, June 13, 2008 at 5:37 AM
http://laineygossip.com/Mark_Wahlberg_at_the_New_York_premiere_of_The_Happening.aspx
Mark Wahlberg last night in New York for the premiere of The Happening. It was announced earlier this week that Marky and his baby mother were expecting their third child. He also called Rhea Durham his “future wife” last night on the carpet, finally willing to make it official. Funny how things are timed, and on this occeasion (rare in Hollywood) completely coincidentally.
Jessica Alba had her baby this week. Mark and the Alba Bitch had one hot fling right after she broke off her engagement to that Michael Weatherly, remember? You will note however that Mark hooked up with the sour face not too long after Rhea gave birth to daughter Ella Rae. That situation was supposedly not unlike this one, except Mark, clearly, has not had a vasectomy, and Rhea’s plan obviously worked. Similar to this dude though, he also told her to pack it up in the night shortly after Ella was born. It was a wild, wild, WILD few months after that. But under pressure from his family and haunted by his Catholic guilt, Mark ostensibly changed his mind. They reconciled and it’s been a bumpy ride, but this time it looks to be for life.
Smut with a happy ending! Tastes so good, non?
Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 6:20 AM
Mark Wahlberg last night in New York for the premiere of The Happening. It was announced earlier this week that Marky and his baby mother were expecting their third child. He also called Rhea Durham his “future wife” last night on the carpet, finally willing to make it official. Funny how things are timed, and on this occeasion (rare in Hollywood) completely coincidentally.
Jessica Alba had her baby this week. Mark and the Alba Bitch had one hot fling right after she broke off her engagement to that Michael Weatherly, remember? You will note however that Mark hooked up with the sour face not too long after Rhea gave birth to daughter Ella Rae. That situation was supposedly not unlike this one, except Mark, clearly, has not had a vasectomy, and Rhea’s plan obviously worked. Similar to this dude though, he also told her to pack it up in the night shortly after Ella was born. It was a wild, wild, WILD few months after that. But under pressure from his family and haunted by his Catholic guilt, Mark ostensibly changed his mind. They reconciled and it’s been a bumpy ride, but this time it looks to be for life.
Smut with a happy ending! Tastes so good, non?
Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 6:20 AM
Wednesday, June 10, 2008
PPS. This is not about Kate Hudson. Kate Hudson keeps making sh*tty movies. She is not an overreacher. Then again, she’s never worked at a rub’n’tug either.
PPS. This is not about Kate Hudson. Kate Hudson keeps making sh*tty movies. She is not an overreacher. Then again, she’s never worked at a rub’n’tug either.
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
PPS. This is who you think it is. We can talk about it some more at the Smut Soiree.
PPS. This is who you think it is. We can talk about it some more at the Smut Soiree.
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
PS. Salma Hayek is not a postpartum flirter though there are certain similarities.
PS. Salma Hayek is not a postpartum flirter though there are certain similarities.
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