"His and Her Anorexia," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_03mar09.aspx

PS. Ellen and Portia are not not eating. Good one! Also not the Arquettes or Kevin and Kyra.

Tuesday, March 03, 2009
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"His and Her Anorexia," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_02mar09.aspx

PS. Demi & Ashton, while douchey together, were not starving together.

Monday, March 02, 2009
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"His and Her Anorexia," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Gossip_for_Friday_February_27_2009.aspx

PS. Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez are not anorexic.

Friday, February 27, 2009
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"His and Her Anorexia" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Ben_Stiller_From_Becca_G_about_Christine_Taylor.aspx

From Becca G: about Christine Taylor

I'm sitting here watching 'my name is earl' (gotta love jason lee) and Christine Taylor (aka. Mrs. Ben Stiller) is guest starring as a college professer. And let me tell you, I barely recognize her. She has gotten SO much skinnier, it's kind of shocking. She was always a thin actress but her face is looking gaunt-ish. i wish i could find a picture of her from recent because this is surprising. But just wanted to get your opinion.

Dear Becca,

You’re not the only one who’s noticed. And if Mrs Stiller was a bigger star, she’d certainly get much more tabloid space for her alarming post-pregnancy weight loss. Both times. No joke, Christine loses the baby weight in, like, less than 2 weeks. Very suspect and perhaps a tragic play for attention. What’s even more pathetic though is that no one really gives a sh*t. Poor thing. Thank Goddess she married well, non?

Monday, February 13, 2006


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http://www.laineygossip.com/His_and_Her_Anorexia_blind_item.aspx

A surprise power player in Hollywood, his wife has always been little. But nowadays it’s his extreme thinness that is raising eyebrows. What used to be extreme controlling behaviour on set has now spilled over into his personal life, and he’s applied the same obsessive devotion to his physique, so much so that it’s become alarming.

Not that it’s uncommon in Hollywood for married couples to share aesthetic philosophies but these two have taken it to the extreme. Counting almonds together – no more than 15 a day. And an apple and some berries max. Two to three hours at the gym. Constant colonics. Every month a three day cleanse consisting of some watered down pre-mix and nothing else. Dairy is out the question, bread hasn’t been seen in a year, diuretics of course, and if the household staff make the mistake of bringing in forbidden foods without their permission – like on their own lunch hours, how unforgiveable – well look the f-ck out. You have never felt the fury of a hungry person tempted by a minion.

Thing is, she wants another baby. And has been told it’s best to relax on the stringent diet. So while she’s trying to tiptoe over to a more normal nutritional meal plan, he’s not only been reluctant, he’s also been much more distant, spending longer hours away from home, and seeming to avoid her calls when he’s at work. Like he’s afraid her healthy weight is contagious. Or something.

His behavior is also apparently getting more and bizarre. Lately he’s taken to getting onto the floor in the backseat of his chauffeured car and lying down the entire ride, crouched down, totally paranoid, even with the blacked out windows, even though he’s hardly a major pap target. He’s also borderline freakish about changing his contact information every few weeks so no one can find him.

As his schedule gets more and more overwhelming, wearing several hats at a time, those around him are wondering if he’s starting to lose it …

Thursday, February 26, 2009 at 2:46 AM

Update (3/17/09):
clue
denial 1: Marc Anthony & Jennifer Lopez
denial 2: Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher
denial 3: Ellen Degeneres & Portia de Rossi, David Arquette & Courteney Cox, Kevin Bacon & Kyra Sedgwick
denial 4: Tom Cruise (GMD) & Katie Holmes, Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz
denial 5: Chris Martin & Gwyneth Paltrow
denial 6: Keira Knightley & Rupert Friend
denial 7: Will Smith & Jada Pinkett Smith, Harrison Ford & Calista Flockhart, Judd Apatow & Leslie Mann
reveal




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"Karmic cuckold?" it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_25feb09.aspx

PS. Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber are not the Karmic Cuckold couple. Why would that be surprising?

Wednesday, February 25, 2009
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"Karmic cuckold?" it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_24feb09.aspx

PPS. Karmic Cuckold is not about Sean and Robin. Also, apparently he told Access Hollywood that they had previously agreed he wouldn’t mention her in his acceptance speech if he won. She knew about it in advance.

Monday, February 24, 2009
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"Karmic cuckold?" it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_20feb09.aspx

PS. Karmic Cuckold is not Julia Roberts although she’s rumoured to be one of the surprise presenters on Oscar night.

Friday, Februrary 20, 2009
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"Karmic cuckold?" it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Gwyneth_Paltrow_supports_Chris_Martin_Coldplay_at_War_Child_show.aspx

Coldplay performed at the War Child show last night in London so of course Gwyneth was there to support her husband wearing a killer jacket and of course a super mini to show off those Tracy Anderson legs.

As you can see, GOOP is glowing, happy to have hurdled their recent marital hump.

Per usual, the two were not photographed together. This is Chris at the after party. The band also performed at the Brits last night too. Am told his voice was still weak-ish but overall he sounded better than on Grammy night.

Am more concerned about his green hat. For those new to this site, a green hat for my Chinese is a sure sign of cuckold. This is why we don't wear green hats. And before you ask, they are not the subject of the last riddle.

But still...the hat, the rumours, that rich dude GOOPs was linked with a few weeks ago - I'd get rid of that hat.

Thursday, February 19, 2009 at 9:29 AM
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http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_19feb09.aspx

PPPS. Susan Sarandon is not cuckolding Tim Robbins.

Thursday, February 19, 2009
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"Body or Baby?" revealed yet again

http://www.laineygossip.com/Debra_Messing_wears_a_tiara_at_the_Costume_Designers_Guild_Awards.aspx

Last night at the Costume Designer’s Guild Awards in Beverly Hills. She’s wearing a f-cking tiara! A TIARA!

Sure, it’s the Costume Designer’s Guild.

But it’s also Debra Messing.

Who the hell are you?

Well, actually, she’s fresh out of work. The Starter Wife was cancelled last week. All that hard work and installation to get that body camera thin, and such a short-lived run. Perhaps now with the free time, she’ll have another baby? Debra’s husband Daniel was always a fixture by her side before. These days we hardly see him.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009 at 12:42 PM
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http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_18feb09.aspx

PS. Scowl Face is not cheating on Patrick Dempsey. Nobody this crusty is having that much fun on the side. Russell Crowe is not being cuckolded either.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009
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"Karmic cuckold?" it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_17feb09.aspx

PS. Taupe is not stepping out on Ben Affleck. Chris Martin is not a cuckold victim either.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009
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"Karmic cuckold?" it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_16feb09.aspx

PS. Johnny Depp has not been karmically cuckolded. Please! Also not David Duchovny.

Monday, Februrary 16, 2009
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"Karmic cuckold?" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Mark_Wahlberg_takes_a_jab_at_Tom_Cruise_and_Church_of_Scientology.aspx

This is Mark Wahlberg with his long suffering but ultimately rewarded baby mother today at a medical centre either on his way to play golf or just coming back from. Max Payne, Mark’s most recent film last month came and went at the box office, no doubt a major disappointment. At least he has Entourage.

In support of the Max Payne, Mark was in the UK earlier this month and appeared on Top Gear, a car focused talk show.

Thanks to Jill for the clip below – when Mark is asked about Tom Cruise’s car, he makes a point of saying he and the GMD attend “different churches”, a direct jab at the Church.

Marky Mark’s too tough for Xenu!

Click here to view.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008 at 6:53 PM
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http://www.laineygossip.com/Mark_Wahlberg_at_the_New_York_premiere_of_The_Happening.aspx

Mark Wahlberg last night in New York for the premiere of The Happening. It was announced earlier this week that Marky and his baby mother were expecting their third child. He also called Rhea Durham his “future wife” last night on the carpet, finally willing to make it official. Funny how things are timed, and on this occeasion (rare in Hollywood) completely coincidentally.

Jessica Alba had her baby this week. Mark and the Alba Bitch had one hot fling right after she broke off her engagement to that Michael Weatherly, remember? You will note however that Mark hooked up with the sour face not too long after Rhea gave birth to daughter Ella Rae. That situation was supposedly not unlike this one, except Mark, clearly, has not had a vasectomy, and Rhea’s plan obviously worked. Similar to this dude though, he also told her to pack it up in the night shortly after Ella was born. It was a wild, wild, WILD few months after that. But under pressure from his family and haunted by his Catholic guilt, Mark ostensibly changed his mind. They reconciled and it’s been a bumpy ride, but this time it looks to be for life.

Smut with a happy ending! Tastes so good, non?

Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 6:20 AM
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http://www.laineygossip.com/Karmic_cuckold_blind_item.aspx

He’d been cheating on her for years. She had his babies, she endured the other women, she let him back in the door every time he ran away, only to come slinking back with apologies.

For a while now though he has stayed at home. More mature, done with that life, he’s now completely committed to her, ready to take the next step…

Problem?

It’s her turn to be unfaithful. And not only with a random but with someone he knows. More importantly, someone he trusts. Worse – it’s no secret. They’re all aware, all around them, except for him. And everyone is bracing for drama. Because what started as a purely physical affair has turned into one sided love. The other man wants more, is willing to fight for it, putting her in the middle. He’s threatening to blow it all wide open, she’s begging him to calm down, but he’s pressuring her to come clean.

She wants to say with the father of her children who is oblivious to it all but who they say will surely take off immediately when and if he finds out. Love double standards!

Friday, February 13, 2009 at 9:51 AM

Update (3/3/08):
clue 1
clue 2
denial 1: Johnny Depp & David Duchovny
denial 2: Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck, Chris Martin (& Gwyneth Paltrow)

denial 3: Patrick Dempsey & Russell Crowe
denial 4: Susan Sarandon & Tim Robbins
denial 5: Chris Martin & Gwyneth Paltrow
denial 6: Julia Roberts
denial 7: Sean Penn & Robin Wright Penn
denial 8: Cindy Crawford & Rande Gerber
reveal

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"Two Boys in the City" Boy #1 reveal

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jonathan_Knight_outed_by_ex_boyfriend_in_National_Enquirer.aspx

An ex lover sells him out… like OUT. This is what’s happening to Jonathan Knight. He’s gay. But you knew that, right? Of course you knew. I think the only person who didn’t know was my producer Jennifer B who managed our NKOTB interview last summer. Then when I told her about the boy prowling in the city, she was totally crushed. Poor Jen.

Poor John!

He and his boyfriend have broken up, the boyfriend needed money, ran straight to the National Enquirer, and teen dreams have been dashed forever! Yum. Those pictures look hot. Jon’s a great kisser.

There is good r that can come of this, you know. Gaydar must develop somewhere, and getting your heart broken by a gay man is a rite of passage. Welcome girls!

As for how the ultra-private, panic attack prone Jonathan is faring – some say he actually encouraged this. That he was tired of living the lie and wanted this to come out but in a way that would portray him sympathetically, a victim of exploitation, only to tell the “official” story in People Magazine next week.

NKOTB performed in Amsterdam two days ago. Jonathan is always hiding from cameras.

Thursday, February 05, 2009 at 7:32 AM

Two Boys in the City
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"Cuba," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Hugh_Jackman_wearing_baby_blue_track_pants_with_wife_DeborraLee_playing_with_daughter_Ava_in_park_i.aspx

Don’t know why but my favourite photos this morning are of Hugh Jackman at the playground with his wife and daughter Ava yesterday in New York wearing his styley hat and… track pants. BABY BLUE track pants! Where I come from, dudes who wear baby blue track pants also drive camaros. And here’s the Sexiest Man Alive surrounded by paps at the park.

In baby blue track pants!

Maybe it’s just me, maybe you are not so amused.

Anyway, not that I don’t love the Brange but I prefer them alone, naked, on top of each other, rather than with their kids. If obliged to quiver on the hot daddy vibe though, for me it has to be Hugh. He just always looks like he’s having such a good time! In his baby blue track pants!

Hugh and Deborra-Lee have been living in NY a while now. Since before Christmas. Next destination: definitely not Cuba. Probably LA? Have to imagine rehearsals will be starting soon for Oscar…

Wednesday, January 28, 2009 at 6:23 AM

Cuba

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"Cuba" red herring

http://www.laineygossip.com/Hugh_Jackman_doesnt_know_Kevin_Federline_Jr_because_he_is_a_loser.aspx

My favourite, favourite story of the day.

So Hugh Jackman and the rest of the Wolverine hotnesses are in Vancouver shooting final scenes. Hugh happens to be working out at the same fitness centre as Kevin Federline Junior who is tagging along with his wife and paycheque Tori Spelling while she films Smallville.

Big love to the girl who actually walked up to Junior at the gym and CALLED HIM JUNIOR!

But that’s not what hurt him the most.

What hurt the most is that Hugh Jackman doesn’t know Junior.

Apparently Junior was trying desperately to make eye contact, situating himself in Hugh’s eyeline, always using the same machines. But Hugh, who is RIPPED, was 1. too focused on his training to pay attention and 2. who the hell is Junior anyway?

Please.

So you abandoned your wife, your son, and a newborn adopted baby for a mutt face and a bigger bank account…and Hugh Jackman is supposed to recognise you?

Sit DOWN Junior Federline.

Bet you he’ll find out about this and will orchestrate a photo opp with Hugh by the end of the week. I know you’re reading Junior! And Hugh’s too nice to say no. It’ll be a pity picture. Can’t wait to see it!

So heads up Vancouver. When you run into Junior walking down the street, don’t be shy. Approach him and say Hi. Say Hi to Kevin Federline Junior. That’s his name. Make sure he knows it.

Monday, January 19, 2009 at 10:03 AM

http://www.laineygossip.com/Hugh_Jackman_as_Wolverine_in_Vancouver_at_Stanley_Park.aspx


Movie geeks should be excited about these ones.

As mentioned, the cast of Wolverine is currently shooting final scenes here in Vancouver at Stanley Park. Check out Hugh Jackman in costume the other day on set wearing an outfit borrowed from Tim Riggins. This is for the Friday Night Lights fan. Because as hot as Riggins is, that denim jacket with the fur collar from the 80s kills me. Just another reason why FNL is so authentic. Of course Tim Riggins would wear that jacket. Of course he’d get away with it.

Sorry, this was supposed to be about Hugh. Hugh will continue working on Wolverine for a few days before heading to LA to begin rehearsing for his hosting duties at the Oscars. Everyone on set with him, who has encountered him, everyone is in love with him. By all accounts the nicest person ever.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009 at 7:21 AM

http://www.laineygossip.com/Ryan_Reynolds_and_Hugh_Jackman_working_out_in_Vancouver.aspx


Exclusive photos of Ryan Reynolds in Vancouver today working out before heading to the Wolverine set. As you can see, he looks great, clean cut and ripped, and beautiful Hollywood skin. Does he wear foundation to the gym too? Jokes! Chill!

Ryan wraps in a few days and will likely be heading back to LA. Enjoy it while you can Vancouver.

Also a great story about Hugh Jackman. Yesterday my friend Kiu, married to one of my besties Fiona, went for a noon hour workout. Kiu found himself next to Hugh Jackman in the change room. So they started talking. And Kiu told him about the Freebie Five, informing Hugh that Hugh was on Fiona’s Freebie Five, then told him he’d appreciate it if he could get the hell out of town as soon as possible before Fiona was able to make it happen. Hugh loved the story, they shared a good laugh and ABBA was playing on the speakers. He seemed to like that as well.

Point of the story?

1. Hugh Jackman is super nice to regular people and
2. Hugh Jackman paid more attention to my friend Kiu than he did to Kevin Federline Junior, husband of Tori Spelling.

Hee.

Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 6:03 PM

Cuba

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