Smutty Tingle
Debt collection beat-down? (IDLYITW)
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_27Aug08.aspx
Smutty Tingle
Debt collection beat-down? (IDLYITW)
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Smutty Tingle
Debt collection beat-down? (IDLYITW)
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
http://www.laineygossip.com/Gossip_for_Thursday_December_21_2006.aspx
Digits on the Run is not Chad Michael Murray. When I say “attractive” I mean empirically attractive… which means he appeals to more than just the emotionally stunted Hello Kitty/TeenBeat crowd that often mistakes a loser pout with actual personality. On the contrary, in addition to his famous good looks, our Digit Seeker also has a brain, and a rather distinguished one at that.
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Digits on the Run is not Chad Michael Murray. When I say “attractive” I mean empirically attractive… which means he appeals to more than just the emotionally stunted Hello Kitty/TeenBeat crowd that often mistakes a loser pout with actual personality. On the contrary, in addition to his famous good looks, our Digit Seeker also has a brain, and a rather distinguished one at that.
Thursday, December 21, 2006
http://www.laineygossip.com/Pamela_Anderson_Angelina_and_Anderson_big_lips_and_hot_gay.aspx
Angelina & Anderson: big lips and hot gay
She’s mesmerizing, isn’t she? Not too much makeup, the most beautiful, beautiful eyes, the juiciest, juiciest lips…I can’t get enough of this bitch, even IF she’s not particularly articulate. And I’m not saying she’s like country Britney or anything but seriously, if you forget what she looks like and you just focus on what she’s saying, she never finishes proper phrases – it’s bitsand pieces all over the place.
Then again, who cares? She’s hot and she’s breastfeeding and she’s passionate about saving refugees and adopting children and hopefully making more sweet love and babies with Brad so at the end of the day, does it really matter that she’s a sentence fragment outlaw? Nah…didn’t think so.
I hope you all watched it. Educating AND entertaining, fashion AND function – what’s not to love? Especially Anderson Cooper. Yum yum gay gay! Why is it that all the good ones go homo? Everything, everything about that man is perfect. The clothes, the dramatic pauses, the way he says “360”, like it’s the only number that counts – with the butch emphasis on the “six” just to keep you guessing. I can’t get enough! And two hours with these two? It was almost, just almost, too much beauty for me to bear.
Thursday, June 22, 2006
Angelina & Anderson: big lips and hot gay
She’s mesmerizing, isn’t she? Not too much makeup, the most beautiful, beautiful eyes, the juiciest, juiciest lips…I can’t get enough of this bitch, even IF she’s not particularly articulate. And I’m not saying she’s like country Britney or anything but seriously, if you forget what she looks like and you just focus on what she’s saying, she never finishes proper phrases – it’s bitsand pieces all over the place.
Then again, who cares? She’s hot and she’s breastfeeding and she’s passionate about saving refugees and adopting children and hopefully making more sweet love and babies with Brad so at the end of the day, does it really matter that she’s a sentence fragment outlaw? Nah…didn’t think so.
I hope you all watched it. Educating AND entertaining, fashion AND function – what’s not to love? Especially Anderson Cooper. Yum yum gay gay! Why is it that all the good ones go homo? Everything, everything about that man is perfect. The clothes, the dramatic pauses, the way he says “360”, like it’s the only number that counts – with the butch emphasis on the “six” just to keep you guessing. I can’t get enough! And two hours with these two? It was almost, just almost, too much beauty for me to bear.
Thursday, June 22, 2006
[There is no URL for this blind since it was removed at some point. However, you can see a reference to its existence on the June 23, 2006 intro.]Ok so I’m making up for selling out with a bonus riddle for the week. Been saving up for the occasion, you know?
Maybe gaybe? I beg to differ. How about yes yes gay gay? Aside from the fact that he’s impeccably dressed and impossibly intelligent and never with a woman and too refined to be straight, there are other indicators of his hidden homo.
Like the gargantuan portrait of his mother hanging in his bedroom above his bed – BY CHOICE!
It’s enough to make your head go round and round.
Friday, June 23, 2006
clue
http://www.laineygossip.com/Brian_Austin_Green_the_loser_has_delusions_about_playing_the_Riddler_in_new_Batman_movie.aspx
Just because David Silver grew up hot doesn’t mean he grew up worthy. Some things should simply never, ever, ever be uttered you know? Some things are so sacred it’s a travesty for the undeserving to even think it. A travesty and a f&cking crime.
That Brian Austin Green would like to play The Riddler in the next Batman movie.
What.The.F7ck is wrong with you???
Here’s what he told MTV:
“I would love to be the Riddler. I’d like to be in the next ‘Batman,’ even though I am busy killing machines and people (on Terminator Sarah Connor). I hope to God that they don’t try to replace Heath and have the Joker. And Two-Face is gone. (So they need a new villain), and the Riddler makes sense. That’s impossible to answer now (how I would approach the role). That would take years of preparation. It’s tough. Heath set the bar at a new level, which I think is fantastic for comic book lovers and movie lovers. He changed the face of what people expect out of those films. If you watch the old ones, I mean, they were great for what they were, having Danny Elfman’s music, but this is a new level.”
It’s not like it’ll happen. Hell no.
It’s not like he has a chance. Hell no.
But it’s the insolence. It’s the audacity. It’s the equivalent of Ebola Paris Hilton as Princess Diana in a biopic about her life. It’s Stephenie Meyer being compared to JKR. It’s 1 + 1 = 14.
It’s fundamentally WRONG.
And it’s wrong for him to even THINK it. To even hope for it. To even dream he could ever, ever be in the same sentence as Heath Ledger.
It. Is. Wrong.
Sit DOWN David Silver.
Stick with your piddly little tv show and trapping your underage girlfriend. But please... please step OFF The Batman.
Friday, August 15, 2008 at 7:54 AM
Just because David Silver grew up hot doesn’t mean he grew up worthy. Some things should simply never, ever, ever be uttered you know? Some things are so sacred it’s a travesty for the undeserving to even think it. A travesty and a f&cking crime.
That Brian Austin Green would like to play The Riddler in the next Batman movie.
What.The.F7ck is wrong with you???
Here’s what he told MTV:
“I would love to be the Riddler. I’d like to be in the next ‘Batman,’ even though I am busy killing machines and people (on Terminator Sarah Connor). I hope to God that they don’t try to replace Heath and have the Joker. And Two-Face is gone. (So they need a new villain), and the Riddler makes sense. That’s impossible to answer now (how I would approach the role). That would take years of preparation. It’s tough. Heath set the bar at a new level, which I think is fantastic for comic book lovers and movie lovers. He changed the face of what people expect out of those films. If you watch the old ones, I mean, they were great for what they were, having Danny Elfman’s music, but this is a new level.”
It’s not like it’ll happen. Hell no.
It’s not like he has a chance. Hell no.
But it’s the insolence. It’s the audacity. It’s the equivalent of Ebola Paris Hilton as Princess Diana in a biopic about her life. It’s Stephenie Meyer being compared to JKR. It’s 1 + 1 = 14.
It’s fundamentally WRONG.
And it’s wrong for him to even THINK it. To even hope for it. To even dream he could ever, ever be in the same sentence as Heath Ledger.
It. Is. Wrong.
Sit DOWN David Silver.
Stick with your piddly little tv show and trapping your underage girlfriend. But please... please step OFF The Batman.
Friday, August 15, 2008 at 7:54 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_08Aug08.aspx
Smutty Tingle
Bad hair and cheap ass (Cele|bitchy)
Friday, August 08, 2008 at 8:28 AM
Smutty Tingle
Bad hair and cheap ass (Cele|bitchy)
Friday, August 08, 2008 at 8:28 AM
Wednesday, August 06, 2008
PS. Mel B and her creepy husband are not having issues with the bills. Also not the ungrateful Princess of AssTalk.
PS. Mel B and her creepy husband are not having issues with the bills. Also not the ungrateful Princess of AssTalk.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Why_did_Gwyneth_Paltrow_date_Luke_Wilson.aspx
A few years ago, after the death of her father, my Gwyneth gave an interview during which she lamented, in her snotty drawl, that she regretted wasting too much of her time dating a “complete knucklehead”. Diane Sawyer then pressed her about the quote later on ABC and Gwynnie seemed to acknowledge that she was referring to Ben Affleck, especially when she went on to note that “he’s got a lot of complication. And, you know, he really is a great guy. I hope he sorts himself out."
In all likelihood, it was probably Ben. But he’s not the only knucklehead she dated around that time. After Ben there was Luke Wilson. Gwyneth Paltrow and Luke Wilson. Can’t even imagine it.
But it happened. And it lasted almost a year. Ew.
Why ew? Because Luke Wilson is a loser. Luke Wilson could have been Jason Bateman with Ellen Page. But my sources say Luke Wilson was allegedly dumped by the production because…well… drinking and working don’t mix. So I hear. Instead, Luke Wilson took a role opposite Jessica Simpson in Blonde Ambition.
Enough said?
Attached – Luke Wilson in NYC the other day with some piece looking bloaty and terribly unworthy of my G.
Speaking of my G, she hit up a party for Tod’s in the Hamptons the other day with her ass hanging out. Literally. Then again, those legs are straight up amazing. What else is there to do when you roll with the Seinfelds all day and your husband’s on tour without you?
Tuesday, August 05, 2008 at 4:41 PM
A few years ago, after the death of her father, my Gwyneth gave an interview during which she lamented, in her snotty drawl, that she regretted wasting too much of her time dating a “complete knucklehead”. Diane Sawyer then pressed her about the quote later on ABC and Gwynnie seemed to acknowledge that she was referring to Ben Affleck, especially when she went on to note that “he’s got a lot of complication. And, you know, he really is a great guy. I hope he sorts himself out."
In all likelihood, it was probably Ben. But he’s not the only knucklehead she dated around that time. After Ben there was Luke Wilson. Gwyneth Paltrow and Luke Wilson. Can’t even imagine it.
But it happened. And it lasted almost a year. Ew.
Why ew? Because Luke Wilson is a loser. Luke Wilson could have been Jason Bateman with Ellen Page. But my sources say Luke Wilson was allegedly dumped by the production because…well… drinking and working don’t mix. So I hear. Instead, Luke Wilson took a role opposite Jessica Simpson in Blonde Ambition.
Enough said?
Attached – Luke Wilson in NYC the other day with some piece looking bloaty and terribly unworthy of my G.
Speaking of my G, she hit up a party for Tod’s in the Hamptons the other day with her ass hanging out. Literally. Then again, those legs are straight up amazing. What else is there to do when you roll with the Seinfelds all day and your husband’s on tour without you?
Tuesday, August 05, 2008 at 4:41 PM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Jennifer_Lopez_Marc_Anthony_leaving_Foxtail.aspx
The Lopez. Totally bounced back post-twins in fine form… so why not leave the kids withthe nanny no one ??? and enjoy a night out?
Here’s JLo looking amazing Saturday night with Marc leaving Foxtail – perfect legs, perfect hair, killer dress, and finally a proper makeup artist after too many months without her usual glow. Good timing too. After all, Max and Emme are like chump change next to the Holy Jolie twins. Then again, Jennifer Lopez isn’t competitive at all.
Wonder if she was in LA last Thursday? It was the night of Victoria Beckham’s Allure party, remember? Has Jennifer Lopez broken up with the Posh? Or is it that the Posh must be the Alpha Girl in her new crew?
Kate Beckinsale and Eva Longoria are NOT Jennifer Lopez and Katie Holmes.
PS. JLo can pay her bills.
Monday, August 04, 2008 at 6:30 AM
The Lopez. Totally bounced back post-twins in fine form… so why not leave the kids with
Here’s JLo looking amazing Saturday night with Marc leaving Foxtail – perfect legs, perfect hair, killer dress, and finally a proper makeup artist after too many months without her usual glow. Good timing too. After all, Max and Emme are like chump change next to the Holy Jolie twins. Then again, Jennifer Lopez isn’t competitive at all.
Wonder if she was in LA last Thursday? It was the night of Victoria Beckham’s Allure party, remember? Has Jennifer Lopez broken up with the Posh? Or is it that the Posh must be the Alpha Girl in her new crew?
Kate Beckinsale and Eva Longoria are NOT Jennifer Lopez and Katie Holmes.
PS. JLo can pay her bills.
Monday, August 04, 2008 at 6:30 AM
Friday, August 01, 2008
PS. Unpaid bills is not about Tori Spelling and her golddigging piece of sh*t prick of a husband Kevin Federline Junior.
PS. Unpaid bills is not about Tori Spelling and her golddigging piece of sh*t prick of a husband Kevin Federline Junior.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Unpaid_Bills.aspx
You’d think they’d be liquid, you know? Flush from the funds of so many different projects, across so many different mediums, by so many different sources.
But that’s the thing with celebrities. They’re richer than we are, to be sure, but some of them really aren’t THAT rich, especially when you factor in the lifestyle. Being not that rich isn’t a problem. Being not that rich and not paying your bills is a big problem. Being not that rich, not paying your bills, but still spending your balls off is a huge problem.
So they have projects around the house. Some construction here, some wiring there, installations, renovations...it never stops. It never stops because they keep having to hire new people. Inevitably the invoice will arrive, they won’t be able to pay it, so they end up calling someone else to finish the job. They don’t pay those people either.
How f&cking ghetto, non???
Like people who keep taking out credit card after credit card? Only these assholes are wealthy! They have jobs! They earn celebrity salaries!
Which means they’re too stupid to manage their finances and too cheap to figure out their finances before satisfying their non-urgent, vanity-motivated projects at the expense, literally, of labourers and small business owners who trusted the wrong millionaires.
Slowly but surely, they’ve pretty much exhausted the entire contracting community in town, verging on blacklist, and are now several hundred thousand dollars in the hole to several companies in Hollywood. Word is they’re facing legal action, and even a lien on their property...
Probably the reason behind the new round of exploitation. They need the cash.
But do we still care?
A few years ago, before everyone and their eyebrow stylist had a reality show, it was a novel concept. Now? Now they’re totally almost irrelevant – the proof in that lies in a deal one of them tried to strike with the paps recently.
She needed cash so badly, she arranged for some “candids” in exchange for a few quid. Unfortunately her images weren’t selling and the photographers cut her off.
Shame!
Word is, even Phoebe Price out-earns her...
In this economy, how will they ever recover?
Thursday, July 31, 2008 at 8:11 AM
Update (4/2/09):
denial 1: Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott
denial 2: David & Victoria Beckham
denial 3: Jennifer Lopez & Marc Antony
denial 4: Courteney Cox
denial 5: Melanie Brown & Katherine Heigl
denial 6: Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner
denial 7: Pamela Anderson
reveal 1 (Kelly Osbourne)
reveal 2
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Dear Gossips,
Britney is better…but not that much better. So the court will likely extend her father’s conservatorship today, even though the vast improvement has been remarkable. Good move. She also apparently has a new man in her life: her bodyguard. Of course. It’s the only man who’s been allowed near her for any extended period of time in a long time. Sigh. Why does there always HAVE to be a man? Why can’t girls like Britney stay single?
And I don’t remember…was Brendan Fraser EVER attractive? Dude has never quivered my loins. And he certainly isn’t quivering ANY loins anymore. But even if he did in the past, doesn’t this severe a fall from grace negate any past hotness, real or imagined?
Brendan was in New York yesterday, making the talk show rounds in support of the Mummy movie, almost alarmingly wired up for every interview. Like he was about to come out the tv and shout at you in your living room. Freak.
Thursday, all day blogging, refresh, refresh, refresh!
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
Dear Gossips,
Britney is better…but not that much better. So the court will likely extend her father’s conservatorship today, even though the vast improvement has been remarkable. Good move. She also apparently has a new man in her life: her bodyguard. Of course. It’s the only man who’s been allowed near her for any extended period of time in a long time. Sigh. Why does there always HAVE to be a man? Why can’t girls like Britney stay single?
And I don’t remember…was Brendan Fraser EVER attractive? Dude has never quivered my loins. And he certainly isn’t quivering ANY loins anymore. But even if he did in the past, doesn’t this severe a fall from grace negate any past hotness, real or imagined?
Brendan was in New York yesterday, making the talk show rounds in support of the Mummy movie, almost alarmingly wired up for every interview. Like he was about to come out the tv and shout at you in your living room. Freak.
Thursday, all day blogging, refresh, refresh, refresh!
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
http://laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_July_29_2008.aspx
Smutty Tingle
Even he has better hair than Brendan Fraser (Dlisted )
Tuesday, July 29, 2008 at 11:48 AM
Smutty Tingle
Even he has better hair than Brendan Fraser (Dlisted )
Tuesday, July 29, 2008 at 11:48 AM
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
PPS. Mike Myers is not bad haired and bug-eyed. Also not Jonathan Rhys Meyers.
PPS. Mike Myers is not bad haired and bug-eyed. Also not Jonathan Rhys Meyers.
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