"Cuba & Chocolate, " it's not...


PS. Cuba is not Bruce Willis or Tobey Maguire or Forrest Whitaker.

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Cuba & Chocolate


"Cuba" guess


Wear that leather jacket…

Wear it, Hugh. Wear the sh-t out of that leather jacket, oh yeah.

While the sight of Taylor Kitsch in his boxers certainly gets me swoony, my lady business has always reacted more quickly to a man well clothed, his gait in his a great pair of pants, his hands in the pockets of a perfectly cut tuxedo.

Hugh Jackman in New York today returning to his apartment after an outing with the kids, his daughter’s doll tucked under his arm, so much hotness in his leather jacket and beautifully tailored grey trousers, hair tousled by the wind, aviators, and a beard…

Like, come on!

This man is MAN.

And he’s lovely, and good natured, and faithful, and funny… a cynic has to ask: what is wrong with Hugh Jackman?

Monday, January 05, 2009 at 3:13 PM



Smutty Tingle

The New Posh, in every way including food and marriage (Hollywood Tuna )

Friday, July 04, 2008 at 9:44 AM

Take Coke for the Pain


Posh was in Dubai with David on Saturday at an AC Milan party upstaging everyone in a gorgeous D&G dress, much more gorgeous than her own dresses, and likely one she’ll copy for her own label some time soon, having already pillaged through the designs of Roland Mouret.

Meanwhile British tabloids are gleefully trumpeting the fact that Victoria’s one time protégé Cheryl Cole is featured on the cover of the new UK Vogue, an achievement that took years for Posh to accomplish. They were inseparable at the World Cup in 2006, distancing themselves from the other WAGs as Posh mentored another girl band member newly married to a footballer.

Like Mrs Beckham, Mrs Cole was also betrayed by her husband, then numbed the pain by not eating, assisted by some happy habits, is now beloved in England thanks to her role as judge on X factor, and to the Posh-hater’s delight is being celebrated as Victoria’s replacement.

Cheryl is younger…and she’s just as thin. Oh la, it’s on.

Monday, January 05, 2009 at 6:32 AM

Take Coke for the Pain