PS. Naomi Watts is not banning bottles.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Nicole_Richie_in_New_York_with_Harlow_and_at_Marc_Jacobs_show.aspx?IsMicro=0
Nicole Richie took Harlow out for a stroll yesterday – look at the chubbs! Those little feet are like fresh hot buns!
Would you have believed a year ago? That between Nicoles, it’s Richie who seems a more normal mom? That it wasn’t Nicole Richie who beat her body back into starvation within days of giving birth? Shocking.
After spending the day with her baby, Nicole headed out at night for a fashionable evening. Attached – Nicole arriving at Marc Jacobs in a beater tank, a black bra, and a leather skirt. Effortless, cool, making Posh and Lopez look rather… strenuous?
Nicole was then spotted at Cipriani partying with Damon Dash and sharing photos before heading home to Harlow.
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 at 7:31 AM
Nicole Richie took Harlow out for a stroll yesterday – look at the chubbs! Those little feet are like fresh hot buns!
Would you have believed a year ago? That between Nicoles, it’s Richie who seems a more normal mom? That it wasn’t Nicole Richie who beat her body back into starvation within days of giving birth? Shocking.
After spending the day with her baby, Nicole headed out at night for a fashionable evening. Attached – Nicole arriving at Marc Jacobs in a beater tank, a black bra, and a leather skirt. Effortless, cool, making Posh and Lopez look rather… strenuous?
Nicole was then spotted at Cipriani partying with Damon Dash and sharing photos before heading home to Harlow.
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 at 7:31 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Adrien_Brody_Mark_Ruffalo_Rachel_Weisz_at_Brothers_Bloom_premiere_at_TIFF.aspx
Mark Ruffalo has like 8,000 movies in the festival this year! Seriously…he’s a busy dude. But so underrated.
By all accounts he is delightful in The Brothers Bloom which premiered last night at TIFF. Haven’t had a chance to screen it but I can’t imagine that Mark and Adrien Brody together for 2 hours will be terribly tough to endure.
Bloom also stars Rachel Weisz looking sooo lovely and sooo beautiful in a silver Herve Leger which, knowing her, was probably free. I wonder if she regifts her clothes for Christmas?
As mentioned earlier, Adrian it seems was in town forever. From Friday to at least last night, quite the stretch, not that anyone is complaining. We want Adrien Brody something fierce. He was pure sex last night in his suit, again rockin’ the bromance with his buddy Mark. The three of them – Mark’s wife, Mark, and Adrien, it seems like they’re constantly in a huddle, whispering, gossiping, bonding… it’s adorable. I want to be the fourth. Like double dates.
And if you ever want to meet him one day, if you’re wondering if he’s a snotty sh*t who wouldn’t ever speak to you, Adrien was with his publicist last night up at the roof and was approached almost incessantly by partiers wanting a piece of his hotness.
He was sweet and friendly to everyone. And best… his publicist did not tell anyone to beat it. Needless to say, that’s extremely rare.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008 at 1:10 PM
Mark Ruffalo has like 8,000 movies in the festival this year! Seriously…he’s a busy dude. But so underrated.
By all accounts he is delightful in The Brothers Bloom which premiered last night at TIFF. Haven’t had a chance to screen it but I can’t imagine that Mark and Adrien Brody together for 2 hours will be terribly tough to endure.
Bloom also stars Rachel Weisz looking sooo lovely and sooo beautiful in a silver Herve Leger which, knowing her, was probably free. I wonder if she regifts her clothes for Christmas?
As mentioned earlier, Adrian it seems was in town forever. From Friday to at least last night, quite the stretch, not that anyone is complaining. We want Adrien Brody something fierce. He was pure sex last night in his suit, again rockin’ the bromance with his buddy Mark. The three of them – Mark’s wife, Mark, and Adrien, it seems like they’re constantly in a huddle, whispering, gossiping, bonding… it’s adorable. I want to be the fourth. Like double dates.
And if you ever want to meet him one day, if you’re wondering if he’s a snotty sh*t who wouldn’t ever speak to you, Adrien was with his publicist last night up at the roof and was approached almost incessantly by partiers wanting a piece of his hotness.
He was sweet and friendly to everyone. And best… his publicist did not tell anyone to beat it. Needless to say, that’s extremely rare.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008 at 1:10 PM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Edward_Norton_at_TIFF.aspx
He had every woman on that carpet swooning last night. At TIFF to promote Pride & Glory, Edward Norton was without Colin Farrell who was supposed to show but didn’t. Official word is that he was tied up in Ireland shooting a movie. But my sources say he was originally flying in from LA.
Gossip, buffet, what smut you believe is entirely up to you.
Back to Edward…
He had puffy hair last night. And I’m sorry, I’m blogging on a shoot right now so I may not be able to find the photo. But it’s more than just the hair.
Edward Norton’s brand of sexy isn’t quite like the others. You have to remember… as my producer Laura explains… Edward Norton is a little crazy. He dated Courtney Love! And so when I say he’s a hot f&cking beast, I truly mean he’s a hot f&cking beast. There is something dark and angry inside Edward Norton, even when he’s on his best behaviour. And so it’s an entirely different kind of quiver from say Colin Firth or any of the others I’m too tired to remember from this week.
What Edward Norton gives off is an element of unpredictability. You never know which face he’ll have on. In that respect, the Hulk was a rather appropriate fit.
Last night he was uncomfortable but humbled, truly overwhelmed by the reception at the gala. Still…he was testy. Never fond of media, at times he was impatient though he stopped short of being rude. This conflict results in a certain tension that keeps things exciting. At any moment he could fly off the handle. At any moment he could stalk away. Or at any moment he might break into a beautiful wide smile and sweep you off your feet. It’s an intoxicating experience that is probably much too difficult to describe.
Edward Norton is a complicated man. He has a complicated energy. I imagine being in love with him would result in a complicated, volatile relationship with dramatic and frequent separations followed by dramatic and frequent reunions that would ultimately end in total exhaustion and numbness and require a lengthy period of recovery. Unless of course you’re Salma Hayek.
Ps. He was a tad underdressed.
PPS. Am told he had great breath.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008 at 11:51 AM
He had every woman on that carpet swooning last night. At TIFF to promote Pride & Glory, Edward Norton was without Colin Farrell who was supposed to show but didn’t. Official word is that he was tied up in Ireland shooting a movie. But my sources say he was originally flying in from LA.
Gossip, buffet, what smut you believe is entirely up to you.
Back to Edward…
He had puffy hair last night. And I’m sorry, I’m blogging on a shoot right now so I may not be able to find the photo. But it’s more than just the hair.
Edward Norton’s brand of sexy isn’t quite like the others. You have to remember… as my producer Laura explains… Edward Norton is a little crazy. He dated Courtney Love! And so when I say he’s a hot f&cking beast, I truly mean he’s a hot f&cking beast. There is something dark and angry inside Edward Norton, even when he’s on his best behaviour. And so it’s an entirely different kind of quiver from say Colin Firth or any of the others I’m too tired to remember from this week.
What Edward Norton gives off is an element of unpredictability. You never know which face he’ll have on. In that respect, the Hulk was a rather appropriate fit.
Last night he was uncomfortable but humbled, truly overwhelmed by the reception at the gala. Still…he was testy. Never fond of media, at times he was impatient though he stopped short of being rude. This conflict results in a certain tension that keeps things exciting. At any moment he could fly off the handle. At any moment he could stalk away. Or at any moment he might break into a beautiful wide smile and sweep you off your feet. It’s an intoxicating experience that is probably much too difficult to describe.
Edward Norton is a complicated man. He has a complicated energy. I imagine being in love with him would result in a complicated, volatile relationship with dramatic and frequent separations followed by dramatic and frequent reunions that would ultimately end in total exhaustion and numbness and require a lengthy period of recovery. Unless of course you’re Salma Hayek.
Ps. He was a tad underdressed.
PPS. Am told he had great breath.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008 at 11:51 AM
Smutty Tingle
Selma’s still healthy… surprise! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Friday, September 05, 2008
Selma’s still healthy… surprise! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Friday, September 05, 2008
Friday, September 05, 2008
PPS. Anger Management is not Courteney Cox. Not that she’s particularly kind to the little people but her bitch manifests itself less violently.
Anger Management
PPS. Anger Management is not Courteney Cox. Not that she’s particularly kind to the little people but her bitch manifests itself less violently.
Anger Management
http://www.laineygossip.com/Anger_Management_Blind_Item.aspx
It's not just Russell Crowe who has anger issues...only he was stupid enough to beat down a dude who didn't have to survive in the business.
This ferocious lady who in these circles has always been known to be a difficult bitch keeps her attacks, with a few exceptions (like if you make the mistake of not getting out of her way quickly enough at the airport), restricted to those who have to work around her. Like PAs and caterers, makeup artists. Whichever minion catches her in a bad mood and depending on the crime, it could result in an open hand slap to the face, throwing coffee all over someone's pants, and most recently, when craft services wasn't up to her exacting standards, stalking up to an unsuspecting staffer, ripping the phone out of his ear, and screeching to the person on the other line: "you've been talking to a retard who can't do his job."
Apparently her episodes have been getting more and more violent, so much so that the director and producer on her current project have had to call in reinforcements: her husband is now travelling with her to calm her now legendary temper but also to look after the little one, who has been exposed on more than a few occasions to her viotriolic outbursts. So far...it's working. Everyone is relieved but also extra, extra cautious. Calm before the storm.
Thursday, September 04, 2008 at 11:47 AM
Update (10/15/08):
denial 1: Courteney Cox
denial 2: Jessica Alba
denial 3: Kim Basinger
denial 4: Debra Messing
denial 5: Kate Beckinsale
denial 6: Kate Hudson
denial 7: Nicole Ritchie
denial 8: Jennifer Connelly
denial 9: Rachel Weisz
denial 10: Jennifer Garner & Katie Holmes
denial 11: Salma Hayek
denial 12: Catherine Zeta-Jones
denial 13: Diane Lane
denial 14: Brooke Shields
It's not just Russell Crowe who has anger issues...only he was stupid enough to beat down a dude who didn't have to survive in the business.
This ferocious lady who in these circles has always been known to be a difficult bitch keeps her attacks, with a few exceptions (like if you make the mistake of not getting out of her way quickly enough at the airport), restricted to those who have to work around her. Like PAs and caterers, makeup artists. Whichever minion catches her in a bad mood and depending on the crime, it could result in an open hand slap to the face, throwing coffee all over someone's pants, and most recently, when craft services wasn't up to her exacting standards, stalking up to an unsuspecting staffer, ripping the phone out of his ear, and screeching to the person on the other line: "you've been talking to a retard who can't do his job."
Apparently her episodes have been getting more and more violent, so much so that the director and producer on her current project have had to call in reinforcements: her husband is now travelling with her to calm her now legendary temper but also to look after the little one, who has been exposed on more than a few occasions to her viotriolic outbursts. So far...it's working. Everyone is relieved but also extra, extra cautious. Calm before the storm.
Thursday, September 04, 2008 at 11:47 AM
Update (10/15/08):
denial 1: Courteney Cox
denial 2: Jessica Alba
denial 3: Kim Basinger
denial 4: Debra Messing
denial 5: Kate Beckinsale
denial 6: Kate Hudson
denial 7: Nicole Ritchie
denial 8: Jennifer Connelly
denial 9: Rachel Weisz
denial 10: Jennifer Garner & Katie Holmes
denial 11: Salma Hayek
denial 12: Catherine Zeta-Jones
denial 13: Diane Lane
denial 14: Brooke Shields
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http://www.laineygossip.com/Banning_Bottles_Blind_Item.aspx
If motherhood is so rewarding, and what she’s been waiting for her entire life, why is it that there is no evidence of motherhood in her home? Particularly accessories. Pottery Barn doesn’t sell baby bottles.
Which could be why she insists on banning them from the house?
How does she feed her child when there are no bottles in the house?
Well… it’s because she doesn’t feed her child. It’s because the nannies feed her child. The nannies do everything for the child all days of the week. The nannies nanny morning and night while she works morning and night.
Perhaps that’s how she can justify her mandates: no bottles in the house, only bottles in the nanny trailers. She’s the modern mom?
Thursday, September 04, 2008 at 8:45 AM
Update (11/11/08):
denial 1: Halle Berry
denial 2: Angelina Jolie & Salma Hayek
denial 3: Christina Aguilera
denial 4: Marcia Cross
denial 5: Nicole Ritchie
clue
denial 6: Naomi Watts
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3
reveal 4
If motherhood is so rewarding, and what she’s been waiting for her entire life, why is it that there is no evidence of motherhood in her home? Particularly accessories. Pottery Barn doesn’t sell baby bottles.
Which could be why she insists on banning them from the house?
How does she feed her child when there are no bottles in the house?
Well… it’s because she doesn’t feed her child. It’s because the nannies feed her child. The nannies do everything for the child all days of the week. The nannies nanny morning and night while she works morning and night.
Perhaps that’s how she can justify her mandates: no bottles in the house, only bottles in the nanny trailers. She’s the modern mom?
Thursday, September 04, 2008 at 8:45 AM
Update (11/11/08):
denial 1: Halle Berry
denial 2: Angelina Jolie & Salma Hayek
denial 3: Christina Aguilera
denial 4: Marcia Cross
denial 5: Nicole Ritchie
clue
denial 6: Naomi Watts
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3
reveal 4
http://www.laineygossip.com/Nicolas_Cage_bad_hair_at_Letterman.aspx
Nicolas Cage at Letterman last night or John Travolta’s spray paint surprise from the Superbowl? Which is worse?
Not sure what exactly Nic was promoting on Dave but it really doesn’t matter anyway. He’s like the Kate Hudson of big box office – makes the same movie over and over and over again. And looking at his upcoming schedule, 10 more National Treasure/Ghost Rider/Untitled Escape From Prison features are on the way.
As for the status of his marriage to his child mail order bride – she’s still very, very accommodating. Which is why they’ve lasted so long. Word is, she’s trying to add to the insurance by having another child. KFed Jr is impressed.
Wednesday, September 03, 2008 at 8:01 AM
Nicolas Cage at Letterman last night or John Travolta’s spray paint surprise from the Superbowl? Which is worse?
Not sure what exactly Nic was promoting on Dave but it really doesn’t matter anyway. He’s like the Kate Hudson of big box office – makes the same movie over and over and over again. And looking at his upcoming schedule, 10 more National Treasure/Ghost Rider/Untitled Escape From Prison features are on the way.
As for the status of his marriage to his child mail order bride – she’s still very, very accommodating. Which is why they’ve lasted so long. Word is, she’s trying to add to the insurance by having another child. KFed Jr is impressed.
Wednesday, September 03, 2008 at 8:01 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Christina_Aguilera_in_New_York_with_husband_Jordan_Bratman_to_promote_her_fragrance_Inspire.aspx
Christina Aguilera was in New York yesterday to debut her fragrance Inspire. Celebrity colognes always confound me. First – who’s dumb enough to believe these people actually use their own sh*t? And second – they may look better than we do, but do they smell better than we do? Really?
As far as Christina is concerned, why would you want to smell like someone who needs grey shadow to fill in her brows?
Any shade of brown? Of course. Black? A bit severe, but sure. Grey? You need to badly f&ck up your own colouring and bleach out your own hair to require a grey brow fill.
This is Christina Aguilera. All platinum and tits on various occasions around the city, capping off her evening out for dinner with her husband Jordan. By all accounts, the two have managed to regroup following a bout of recklessness that thankfully did not result in any lasting damage.
Word is it’s important for him to keep her busy and motivated, especially when she gets that gleam in her eye, not unlike the one you see here.
What is it with these Disney kids?
Wednesday, September 03, 2008 at 6:30 AM
Christina Aguilera was in New York yesterday to debut her fragrance Inspire. Celebrity colognes always confound me. First – who’s dumb enough to believe these people actually use their own sh*t? And second – they may look better than we do, but do they smell better than we do? Really?
As far as Christina is concerned, why would you want to smell like someone who needs grey shadow to fill in her brows?
Any shade of brown? Of course. Black? A bit severe, but sure. Grey? You need to badly f&ck up your own colouring and bleach out your own hair to require a grey brow fill.
This is Christina Aguilera. All platinum and tits on various occasions around the city, capping off her evening out for dinner with her husband Jordan. By all accounts, the two have managed to regroup following a bout of recklessness that thankfully did not result in any lasting damage.
Word is it’s important for him to keep her busy and motivated, especially when she gets that gleam in her eye, not unlike the one you see here.
What is it with these Disney kids?
Wednesday, September 03, 2008 at 6:30 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Natalie_Portman_at_Venice_Film_Festival_also_expected_at_TIFF_and_Gael_Garcia_Bernal_too.aspx
Duana and I disagree on many things – Michael Phelps, her hair, my hair, Anne Hathaway – but we are most diametrically opposed on the subject of Natalie Portman. Duey can’t bear Natalie Portman. I, on the other hand, worship Natalie Portman.
Here she is, at various engagements during the Venice Film Festival, looking impossibly beautiful and natural and effortless, dressed down or dressed up. Major hard-on.
Natalie will also be headed to TIFF to promote New York, I Love You. Her Boleyn sister Scarlett Johansson is expected at the festival too, as is her ex, Gael Garcia Bernal for Blindness.
She and Gael once shared a flat together in Toronto a couple of years ago during an ON period of their On/Off relationship. Interestingly enough, Toronto is also where Gael experienced some assistant issues which have hopefully been resolved now that he’s pregnant.
Tuesday, September 02, 2008 at 8:19 AM
Duana and I disagree on many things – Michael Phelps, her hair, my hair, Anne Hathaway – but we are most diametrically opposed on the subject of Natalie Portman. Duey can’t bear Natalie Portman. I, on the other hand, worship Natalie Portman.
Here she is, at various engagements during the Venice Film Festival, looking impossibly beautiful and natural and effortless, dressed down or dressed up. Major hard-on.
Natalie will also be headed to TIFF to promote New York, I Love You. Her Boleyn sister Scarlett Johansson is expected at the festival too, as is her ex, Gael Garcia Bernal for Blindness.
She and Gael once shared a flat together in Toronto a couple of years ago during an ON period of their On/Off relationship. Interestingly enough, Toronto is also where Gael experienced some assistant issues which have hopefully been resolved now that he’s pregnant.
Tuesday, September 02, 2008 at 8:19 AM
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