Smack no kids

http://www.laineygossip.com/Smack_no_kids_blind_item.aspx

They’ve been married a while now, he’s still desperately in love with her, and has been patiently waiting to have children…only she hasn’t been healthy enough to get pregnant. Because she loves heroin.

Last summer it was a last chance, he took her on extended holiday, cleaned her up, a new positive attitude, kept her busy working on a new project through the fall, away from her regular enablers, and it totally worked out. She was in a good creative space. She was able to fight the temptation.

But as an actor, the work ends eventually and if there’s nothing new to do, there’s really nothing else to do. Bored and idle, the old demons have come back. One day last month he came home from a long overnight and couldn’t find her. The dealer called a few hours later telling him to pick her up, she was so out of it even he had to cut her off and she had started harassing his other clients.

All the emotional wear and tear, it’s beginning to show on him physically too. But he’s working more than she is and can’t get away for several weeks so he’s hired a babysitter to watch her night and day. Babysitter. She resents him for it of course so the fights are getting worse … and the one benefitting from all of this is a slag bitch colleague who’s been waiting for her chance for a long, long time.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009 at 8:16 AM

Update (8/19/09):
denial 1: James McAvoy & Anne-Marie Duff
denial 2: James McAvoy & Anne-Marie Duff, Taye Diggs & Idina Menzel
denial 3: Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher, Eva Longoria & Tony Parker
denial 4: Charlize Theron & Stuart Townsend, Sandra Bullock & Jesse James
denial 5: Enrique Iglesias & Anna Kournikova, Fergie & Josh Duhamel
denial 6: Josh Brolin & Diane Lane
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3
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"His and Her Anorexia," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_06mar09.aspx

PS. Will & Jada are not anorexic together. Also not Harrison & Calista or Judd Apatow & Leslie Mann, but that’s warm. Ish.

Friday, March 06, 2009


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"His and Her Anorexia," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_05mar09.aspx

Smutty Tingle

These two are not the anorexic couple…but they could be (Just Jared)

Thursday, March 05, 2009 at 11:07 AM
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PS. Chris and Gwyneth are not married anorexics.

Thursday, March 05, 2009
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http://www.laineygossip.com/Gossip_for_Wednesday_March_04_2009.aspx

PPS. His & Her Anorexia is not about the GMD and Robo. Too obvious. Also not Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.

Wednesday, March 04, 2009
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"Karmic cuckold?" reveal

http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_03mar09.aspx

Smutty Tingle

Did he find out? (Cele|bitchy)

Tuesday, March 03, 2009 at 11:05 AM
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PS. Ellen and Portia are not not eating. Good one! Also not the Arquettes or Kevin and Kyra.

Tuesday, March 03, 2009
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"His and Her Anorexia," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_02mar09.aspx

PS. Demi & Ashton, while douchey together, were not starving together.

Monday, March 02, 2009
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"His and Her Anorexia," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Gossip_for_Friday_February_27_2009.aspx

PS. Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez are not anorexic.

Friday, February 27, 2009
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"His and Her Anorexia" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Ben_Stiller_From_Becca_G_about_Christine_Taylor.aspx

From Becca G: about Christine Taylor

I'm sitting here watching 'my name is earl' (gotta love jason lee) and Christine Taylor (aka. Mrs. Ben Stiller) is guest starring as a college professer. And let me tell you, I barely recognize her. She has gotten SO much skinnier, it's kind of shocking. She was always a thin actress but her face is looking gaunt-ish. i wish i could find a picture of her from recent because this is surprising. But just wanted to get your opinion.

Dear Becca,

You’re not the only one who’s noticed. And if Mrs Stiller was a bigger star, she’d certainly get much more tabloid space for her alarming post-pregnancy weight loss. Both times. No joke, Christine loses the baby weight in, like, less than 2 weeks. Very suspect and perhaps a tragic play for attention. What’s even more pathetic though is that no one really gives a sh*t. Poor thing. Thank Goddess she married well, non?

Monday, February 13, 2006


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A surprise power player in Hollywood, his wife has always been little. But nowadays it’s his extreme thinness that is raising eyebrows. What used to be extreme controlling behaviour on set has now spilled over into his personal life, and he’s applied the same obsessive devotion to his physique, so much so that it’s become alarming.

Not that it’s uncommon in Hollywood for married couples to share aesthetic philosophies but these two have taken it to the extreme. Counting almonds together – no more than 15 a day. And an apple and some berries max. Two to three hours at the gym. Constant colonics. Every month a three day cleanse consisting of some watered down pre-mix and nothing else. Dairy is out the question, bread hasn’t been seen in a year, diuretics of course, and if the household staff make the mistake of bringing in forbidden foods without their permission – like on their own lunch hours, how unforgiveable – well look the f-ck out. You have never felt the fury of a hungry person tempted by a minion.

Thing is, she wants another baby. And has been told it’s best to relax on the stringent diet. So while she’s trying to tiptoe over to a more normal nutritional meal plan, he’s not only been reluctant, he’s also been much more distant, spending longer hours away from home, and seeming to avoid her calls when he’s at work. Like he’s afraid her healthy weight is contagious. Or something.

His behavior is also apparently getting more and bizarre. Lately he’s taken to getting onto the floor in the backseat of his chauffeured car and lying down the entire ride, crouched down, totally paranoid, even with the blacked out windows, even though he’s hardly a major pap target. He’s also borderline freakish about changing his contact information every few weeks so no one can find him.

As his schedule gets more and more overwhelming, wearing several hats at a time, those around him are wondering if he’s starting to lose it …

Thursday, February 26, 2009 at 2:46 AM

Update (3/17/09):
clue
denial 1: Marc Anthony & Jennifer Lopez
denial 2: Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher
denial 3: Ellen Degeneres & Portia de Rossi, David Arquette & Courteney Cox, Kevin Bacon & Kyra Sedgwick
denial 4: Tom Cruise (GMD) & Katie Holmes, Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz
denial 5: Chris Martin & Gwyneth Paltrow
denial 6: Keira Knightley & Rupert Friend
denial 7: Will Smith & Jada Pinkett Smith, Harrison Ford & Calista Flockhart, Judd Apatow & Leslie Mann
reveal




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"Karmic cuckold?" it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_25feb09.aspx

PS. Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber are not the Karmic Cuckold couple. Why would that be surprising?

Wednesday, February 25, 2009
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"Karmic cuckold?" it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_24feb09.aspx

PPS. Karmic Cuckold is not about Sean and Robin. Also, apparently he told Access Hollywood that they had previously agreed he wouldn’t mention her in his acceptance speech if he won. She knew about it in advance.

Monday, February 24, 2009
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"Karmic cuckold?" it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_20feb09.aspx

PS. Karmic Cuckold is not Julia Roberts although she’s rumoured to be one of the surprise presenters on Oscar night.

Friday, Februrary 20, 2009
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"Karmic cuckold?" it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Gwyneth_Paltrow_supports_Chris_Martin_Coldplay_at_War_Child_show.aspx

Coldplay performed at the War Child show last night in London so of course Gwyneth was there to support her husband wearing a killer jacket and of course a super mini to show off those Tracy Anderson legs.

As you can see, GOOP is glowing, happy to have hurdled their recent marital hump.

Per usual, the two were not photographed together. This is Chris at the after party. The band also performed at the Brits last night too. Am told his voice was still weak-ish but overall he sounded better than on Grammy night.

Am more concerned about his green hat. For those new to this site, a green hat for my Chinese is a sure sign of cuckold. This is why we don't wear green hats. And before you ask, they are not the subject of the last riddle.

But still...the hat, the rumours, that rich dude GOOPs was linked with a few weeks ago - I'd get rid of that hat.

Thursday, February 19, 2009 at 9:29 AM
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PPPS. Susan Sarandon is not cuckolding Tim Robbins.

Thursday, February 19, 2009
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"Body or Baby?" revealed yet again

http://www.laineygossip.com/Debra_Messing_wears_a_tiara_at_the_Costume_Designers_Guild_Awards.aspx

Last night at the Costume Designer’s Guild Awards in Beverly Hills. She’s wearing a f-cking tiara! A TIARA!

Sure, it’s the Costume Designer’s Guild.

But it’s also Debra Messing.

Who the hell are you?

Well, actually, she’s fresh out of work. The Starter Wife was cancelled last week. All that hard work and installation to get that body camera thin, and such a short-lived run. Perhaps now with the free time, she’ll have another baby? Debra’s husband Daniel was always a fixture by her side before. These days we hardly see him.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009 at 12:42 PM
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PS. Scowl Face is not cheating on Patrick Dempsey. Nobody this crusty is having that much fun on the side. Russell Crowe is not being cuckolded either.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009
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"Karmic cuckold?" it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_17feb09.aspx

PS. Taupe is not stepping out on Ben Affleck. Chris Martin is not a cuckold victim either.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009
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"Karmic cuckold?" it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_16feb09.aspx

PS. Johnny Depp has not been karmically cuckolded. Please! Also not David Duchovny.

Monday, Februrary 16, 2009
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