"Non smoking reshoot," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jennifer_Garner_and_Ben_Affleck_celebrate_Easter_with_Violet_before_Ben_leaves_to_shoot_The_Company_.aspx

Violet celebrated Easter yesterday with her parents then Ben kissed Taupe before jetting off to Massachusetts where he was filming today a new movie called The Company Men.

The Company Men costarring Kevin Costner and Tommy Lee Jones and Rosemarie DeWitt (who should NOT have been ignored in Rachel Getting Married!) tells the story of some dude who gets laid off and the new reality facing his family as a result of a company downsize.

Sh-t. Sounds uplifting. But if America prefers Shrek driving a fast car and teenage skanks, even with John Wells directing, what are the chances this will light up the box office?

As for the Afflecks, needless to say, the Afflecks are fine, despite reports coming up every few weeks or so (resulting in your emails) that they’re headed for split. They have not ever been headed for split. And will not be for the foreseeable future. Two years from now? Anybody’s guess. But the point is – Ben and Jen are fine. And he wasn’t caught smoking by the paps either.

Monday, April 13, 2009 at 1:17 PM
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PS. This one is not about Patrick Dempsey.

Monday, April 13, 2009
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"Non smoking reshoot," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_10apr09.aspx

PS. Russell Crowe is not the smoker.

Friday, April 10, 2009
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"Non smoking reshoot," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_09apr09.aspx

PS. Ryan Reynolds did not need a reshoot.

Thursday, April 09, 2009
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"Non smoking reshoot," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_08apr09.aspx

PS. Brad Pitt is not the reshooting smoker.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009
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Non smoking reshoot

http://www.laineygossip.com/Non_smoking_reshoot_blind_item.aspx

Hunky, serious actor was shot by the paps the other day dragging on a ciggie after getting off a plane. But his wife doesn’t know.

So he asked them, pleaded with them – please, can we try it again? Let me just finish, then I’ll go back to where started, and I’ll walk back this way again, and you can reshoot these photos without me smoking? Otherwise the Mrs will kill me.

This is blind for obvious reasons. Don’t want to put him in the sh-thouse when he gets home but also a great example of how they work with them, the paparazzi, they all work with them every day. They negotiate, they choreograph, they rehearse, and they reshoot. It’s part of the job. Don’t believe them when they complain.

Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 10:10 AM

Update (4/16/09):
denial 1: Brad Pitt
denial 2: Ryan Reynolds
denial 3: Russell Crowe
denial 4: Patrick Dempsey
denial 5: Ben Affleck
denial 6: Clive Owen
denial 7: Christian Bale
denial 8: Hugh Jackman
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"Banned Band," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_06apr09.aspx

PS. Maroon 5 is not the banned band.

Monday, April 6, 2009


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http://www.laineygossip.com/Tim_McGraw_drops_out_of_ACM_Awards_due_to_stage_design.aspx

Last night at the Academy of Country Music Awards, Tim McGraw was scheduled to perform but bailed at the 11th hour over what was called by his publicists a “major disagreement” with the show’s producers. Ew.com is reporting that Tim was unhappy with his stage design.

What?!!???

Are you a fussy bitch?

Or…

Are you too cranked up on your own ego, among other things?

Fortunately this disagreement did not turn violent. Not exactly a sexy beast move to pitch a diva fit over something as innocuous as what the backdrop might look like during your performance, but then again, some things don’t always make you happy.

Monday, April 06, 2009 at 6:37 AM
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"Banned Band," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_03apr09.aspx

PS. Banned Band is not about Kings of Leon. What!?!? Kings of Leon is listenable!

Friday, April 03, 2009
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"Unpaid Bills" revealed

http://www.laineygossip.com/Sponsored_Tingles_ROYALE_RenoCation_Week_2.aspx

Fresh from rehab, straight to holiday!

Nice reward. Especially when there's no day job. What is her day job? Well, the Osbournes have just kicked off a new reality/variety show. That counts?

It's the constant scrutiny that must have contributed to it – messing up their kids, sending them in and out of recovery. But the family is right back in the spotlight. Financial pressures, no doubt, had something to do with it.

But I like Kelly Osbourne. She's a crazy b-tch. And she's in love, engaged, and frolicking on vacation with 19 year old fiance Luke, a model also with no discernible day job.

Oh the life.

Here they are in Miami - on jetskis, lounging, making out, pale pale pale. Better pale that pruned and burned. And I like her body. It's a good example this body. That boys like curvy girls just as much, if not more, than all boobs and boned girls.

Wanna hang like Kelly…minus the rehab?

Royale is giving away a home renovation and spa vacation valued at $20,000 that includes a $13,000 upgrade for your place and then a $7,000 spa vacation to the Bahamas to celebrate your improvements. To enter or for details, click here. Good luck!

Thursday, April 02, 2009 at 8:27 AM
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PS. Coldplay isn’t banned. Also not Simple Plan. They are the sweetest. Quick Simple Plan story – one of our friends had the roughest Juno Sunday. Horrible. She loves Simple Plan. So Michelle, Laura, and I, at one of the label parties on Sunday night, we saw the band, and since I had interviewed them on the red carpet, we asked them if they could call her to say hi, cheer her up. No problem. Jeff takes the cell phone into the washroom for, several minutes he’s missing, and by the time we talked to her again, she’s giggling, she’s dying, and she said he kept telling her to “come to the party”. Adorable. I love them.

Thursday, April 2, 2009
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Twitter: Divorcing Actress

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Waiting on 1 more source re: actress about to divorce husband because she can't use him anymore for career. been weeks, still not slamdunk

still no confirmation. moving on to what the brange does at the derm together.

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Award winning band hard partying with friends last Friday at an upscale hotel. Furniture trashed, a chair thrown across the room, glass was broken everywhere, the place was a mess – like wrecked! – and hotel guests on other floors complained and complained…

Mostly it’s the lead singer. He was also seen in the lobby bar trying to ride up on some skanky broad. Problem: his woman walked in on the action resulting in a nuclear scrap. She stormed out and he was overheard yelling at her on his cellphone later on: You f-cking bitch! You are a f-cking c**t!

Hotel management has now banned the band from coming back. Upon being told of the news, the lead singer’s response was:

Do you know who you’re dealing with? You are going to regret this. You are going to regret f-cking with me.

A rocker trashing a hotel room…it’s a bit cliché but whatever, not exactly super damaging. Probably works in his favour, if anything. What’s objectionable is pulling out That Line. That Line is the worst.

Do you know who I am?

Oh and he’s a f-cking pig too. Probably because he can’t believe he’s made it this far – all this money, all this success. Seriously, neither can anyone else.

Wednesday, April 01, 2009 at 8:28 AM

Update (8/22/12):
denial 1: Coldplay & Simple Plan

denial 2: Kings of Leon
denial 3: Maroon 5
reveal


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"Smack no kids," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_25mar09.aspx

PS. Smack no kids is not Josh Brolin and Diane Lane.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009
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"Smack no kids," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_23mar09.aspx

PS. Smack no kids is not Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova. Also not Fergie and Josh though give it a few years, probably not impossible.

Monday, March 23, 2009
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"Smack no kids," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_20mar09.aspx

PS. Smack no kids is not Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend, not Sandra Bullock and Jesse James.

Friday, March 20, 2009
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"Smack no kids," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_19mar09.aspx

PPS. Smack no kids is not Demi and Ashton or Eva Longoria and Tony Parker.

Thursday, March 19, 2009
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"Smack no kids," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_18mar09.aspx

PPS. Smack no kids is not James McAvoy and Anne-Marie Duff. Also not Taye Diggs and Idina Menzel.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009
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"Smack no kids," it's not...

http://twitter.com/LaineyGossip

It's not James McAvoy and Anne-Marie Duff

via Twitter

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

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John Mayer keep quiet about the end of his contractual obligations his bust up with Jennifer Aniston? Please. He would never be so cruel. He could never be so self controlled.

Remember, his gift is his song. His gift is the word. Because he’s so great with the word, right? Who keeps telling him he’s so great with the word???

Putting experience into music is one thing. But it takes time to record a song. And release it. And this douchebag needs instant gratification. Which is why the internets suit him so well. Especially Twitter.

Yes y’all. John Mayer is using Twitter to tell us about the split. Of course he is. And of course, to borrow from skinny Ben Stiller, what he wrote is all clever-clever in the land of clever-clever land. A riddle, if you will, meant to tell us nothing or, if you’re deep enough to understand, everything.

Ernest Hemingway once claimed he could write a great story in six words or less… I’m certainly not the first person to pass the plate around on this, but Twitter seems like an excellent place to try it. My six word story: This heart didn’t come with instructions.

See? He just can’t help himself. He can’t do it. He can’t. He will tell you he’s an artist. That it’s all about expression. The truth is, when it comes to John Mayer, it’s actually all about fame and whoring. And douchebaggery. And maybe a little bit of Megan Fox. Not just Megan Fox, but what Megan Fox stands for.

He likes it dirty and urinated on and able to f-ck without worrying about the hair.

So the question is (suggested by my friend Ashley P in London): how long is Stephen Huvane’s call list right now? And who do you think is on it?

Ashley says Gerard Butler. I agree. Who else? Who else needs to agree to a fauxmance?

Tuesday, March 17, 2009 at 1:24 PM
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