Smutty Tingle
Hopefully Bar can raise his bar (Just Jared)Monday, October 13, 2008 at 10:27 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Sarah_Jessica_Parker_drops_son_James_Wilkie_off_at_school_and_Matthew_Broderick_attends_Project_ALS_.aspx
SJP this morning taking James Wilkie to school more dressed up than usual for the daily routine. James’s hair is starting to resemble his mother’s. Very cute.
Not so cute are his mother’s scrawny legs. They’ve always been scrawny. Like the rest of her. She says it’s simple genetics. That she’s always been a rail.
Oh really?
Have you seen Honeymoon in Vegas? Go back and watch it if you’re ever curious. Back then she had an ass. She was thin and she was fit, but look at her in the white dress. Those are some curves.
I’ve attached a compilation video. Never mind the music. Just note the body. Like it’s completely foreign to her now. Yeah. It totally must be simple genetics.
Because somehow SJP got tiny.
And she’s also been keeping a very, very low profile these days.
Mr Dandy Matthew Broderick on the other hand, well he showed up at the Project ALS benefit gala at the Waldorf Astoria two nights ago all by himself. Sarah Jessica Parker passed up the opportunity to walk the carpet in a special dress at a charity function? But she loves the carpet!
Maybe they couldn’t find a sitter?
Friday, October 10, 2008 at 8:50 AM
SJP this morning taking James Wilkie to school more dressed up than usual for the daily routine. James’s hair is starting to resemble his mother’s. Very cute.
Not so cute are his mother’s scrawny legs. They’ve always been scrawny. Like the rest of her. She says it’s simple genetics. That she’s always been a rail.
Oh really?
Have you seen Honeymoon in Vegas? Go back and watch it if you’re ever curious. Back then she had an ass. She was thin and she was fit, but look at her in the white dress. Those are some curves.
I’ve attached a compilation video. Never mind the music. Just note the body. Like it’s completely foreign to her now. Yeah. It totally must be simple genetics.
Because somehow SJP got tiny.
And she’s also been keeping a very, very low profile these days.
Mr Dandy Matthew Broderick on the other hand, well he showed up at the Project ALS benefit gala at the Waldorf Astoria two nights ago all by himself. Sarah Jessica Parker passed up the opportunity to walk the carpet in a special dress at a charity function? But she loves the carpet!
Maybe they couldn’t find a sitter?
Friday, October 10, 2008 at 8:50 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Gisele_Bundchen_shoots_music_video_directed_by_Kevin_Connolly_and_Lukas_Haas.aspx
Sorry to make you feel badly about yourself on a Friday but it’s Gisele Bundchen shooting a music video yesterday on Melrose, proving once again that all things are not equal. I have pored over three agency photos of this woman. She does not take a bad picture. Not one.
The video was apparently co-directed by Kevin Connolly and Lukas Haas. I’m sure it was a bitch to get up for work.
Interesting the Lukas Haas connection. Lukas is one of Leo’s boys, a member of his legendary pussy posse. Things must be rather civilised between G and Leo. And from her perspective, why not? Tom Brady is a f&cking stud. It’s a pleasant improvement, a no brainer, on so many levels.
Friday, October 10, 2008 at 7:47 AM
Sorry to make you feel badly about yourself on a Friday but it’s Gisele Bundchen shooting a music video yesterday on Melrose, proving once again that all things are not equal. I have pored over three agency photos of this woman. She does not take a bad picture. Not one.
The video was apparently co-directed by Kevin Connolly and Lukas Haas. I’m sure it was a bitch to get up for work.
Interesting the Lukas Haas connection. Lukas is one of Leo’s boys, a member of his legendary pussy posse. Things must be rather civilised between G and Leo. And from her perspective, why not? Tom Brady is a f&cking stud. It’s a pleasant improvement, a no brainer, on so many levels.
Friday, October 10, 2008 at 7:47 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_10oct08.aspx
PS. Mario Lopez is a cheesedick but he’s not a disappointment. Then again, why would you want to get that far with Mario Lopez anyway? Ew! Also not Lenny Kravitz. Or Lance Armstrong.
Friday, October 10, 2008
PS. Mario Lopez is a cheesedick but he’s not a disappointment. Then again, why would you want to get that far with Mario Lopez anyway? Ew! Also not Lenny Kravitz. Or Lance Armstrong.
Friday, October 10, 2008
http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_09Oct08.aspx
PS. Jude Law is not a disappointment that way... unless you’re into size.
Thursday, October 09, 2008
PS. Jude Law is not a disappointment that way... unless you’re into size.
Thursday, October 09, 2008
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_08oct08.aspx
PS. RDJ wasn’t this disappointing. Also not John Mayer
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
PS. RDJ wasn’t this disappointing. Also not John Mayer
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_07oct08.aspx
PPS. Taupe is not being ignored.
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
PPS. Taupe is not being ignored.
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_07oct08.aspx
PS. Daniel Craig is not easy but not hard.
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
PS. Daniel Craig is not easy but not hard.
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
http://www.laineygossip.com/Leonardo_DiCaprio_Parade_Magazine_interview.aspx
Softer, gentler, a little more grown up.
Certainly Leonardo DiCaprio has his flaws and like most celebrities he can’t help but be a hypocrite on some level. At the very least though, as it relates to privacy and ulterior motives, unlike Shelf Ass and Pipsqueak, when Leo says he abhors the paps, he truly does abhor the paps. He truly does go out of his way to stay away.
For someone as famous as he is, and he is VERY famous, there are precious few candid pictures taken far apart and very infrequently, quite an accomplishment when you consider the success of Titanic. He was hunted, he was idolised, he was pushed into a hearthrobby little box and he managed to bust out.
So as far as child stars go, Leo is certainly an exception.
Speaking to Parade Magazine, Leo attributes all of this to his parents:
“All I have left are my parents. I know that if one of them had been any different, it would have sent my life into a spiral of misunderstandings and insecurities about the world and about the relationships I have. Ninety percent of the people I meet are dealing with issues they can’t overcome because of bad parenting. That’s the truth.
There’s that side of you that says, ‘Time to get over the hurt and move on. It’s hard to do. So you just hang on to the emotion that this one didn’t love me, or why didn’t that relationship last? That stuff stays with you forever. You want to say, ‘Get over yourself! Come on! Time to grow up!’ Some people are able to do that, but a lot of us remain victims of it. So I was fortunate with my parents. Without them, I would never have been able to be as level-headed as I am, considering everything that’s happened to me.”
Having said that, even though he prefers the path of the actor over the movie star, unlike that f&cking ingrate Katherine Heigl, Leo ultimately appreciates what Titanic brought him:
“I am proud to have been in Titanic. I’m grateful for the possibilities it’s given me. If it hadn’t been for that movie, I wouldn’t have been able to take control of my career. It was during that time that I started to think about things that meant more to the world than this glorified, superficial media exposure of me, something I never felt was justified.”
With great power comes great responsibility, right?
And professionally too, Leonardo made choices that allowed him to actually mine his own talent for more than an epic romance. Even if you hate him, you have to admire that he doesn’t make sh-t. He carefully picks and chooses his projects, he doesn’t release a film every 6 months, and the result has been a very impressive resumé:
"When I choose to do any movie, I certainly take into account the values it expresses. I like to think that I choose a film on more than just the opportunity to work with a certain director or group of actors. When I read a script, I look for a certain amount of truth about humanity in the storyline. That's what I respond to. That's why I've done the movies I've done, and that's why I've steered away from other types of projects. What I respond to are fundamentally truthful characters, and to a script that says something pertinent and honest about the world we live in. And I can't help responding that way."
For a Parade article, it’s actually a rather insightful interview. Leo speaks candidly about losing his grandmother, about love and relationships and yes…
He alludes to the end of his Pussy Posse era, admitting that the days when he said he’d never settle down are now over. That he does see marriage in his future. That it was immature to say in the past that he’d never ever settle down. That love is all important.
Makes my smutty sense tingle. Did losing Gisele Bundchen change his player ways? I think so, yes.
You?
Yum. I think he needs to go back on The Freebie Five.
To read the full article and see the photos, click here.
Wednesday, October 01, 2008 at 9:03 AM
Softer, gentler, a little more grown up.
Certainly Leonardo DiCaprio has his flaws and like most celebrities he can’t help but be a hypocrite on some level. At the very least though, as it relates to privacy and ulterior motives, unlike Shelf Ass and Pipsqueak, when Leo says he abhors the paps, he truly does abhor the paps. He truly does go out of his way to stay away.
For someone as famous as he is, and he is VERY famous, there are precious few candid pictures taken far apart and very infrequently, quite an accomplishment when you consider the success of Titanic. He was hunted, he was idolised, he was pushed into a hearthrobby little box and he managed to bust out.
So as far as child stars go, Leo is certainly an exception.
Speaking to Parade Magazine, Leo attributes all of this to his parents:
“All I have left are my parents. I know that if one of them had been any different, it would have sent my life into a spiral of misunderstandings and insecurities about the world and about the relationships I have. Ninety percent of the people I meet are dealing with issues they can’t overcome because of bad parenting. That’s the truth.
There’s that side of you that says, ‘Time to get over the hurt and move on. It’s hard to do. So you just hang on to the emotion that this one didn’t love me, or why didn’t that relationship last? That stuff stays with you forever. You want to say, ‘Get over yourself! Come on! Time to grow up!’ Some people are able to do that, but a lot of us remain victims of it. So I was fortunate with my parents. Without them, I would never have been able to be as level-headed as I am, considering everything that’s happened to me.”
Having said that, even though he prefers the path of the actor over the movie star, unlike that f&cking ingrate Katherine Heigl, Leo ultimately appreciates what Titanic brought him:
“I am proud to have been in Titanic. I’m grateful for the possibilities it’s given me. If it hadn’t been for that movie, I wouldn’t have been able to take control of my career. It was during that time that I started to think about things that meant more to the world than this glorified, superficial media exposure of me, something I never felt was justified.”
With great power comes great responsibility, right?
And professionally too, Leonardo made choices that allowed him to actually mine his own talent for more than an epic romance. Even if you hate him, you have to admire that he doesn’t make sh-t. He carefully picks and chooses his projects, he doesn’t release a film every 6 months, and the result has been a very impressive resumé:
"When I choose to do any movie, I certainly take into account the values it expresses. I like to think that I choose a film on more than just the opportunity to work with a certain director or group of actors. When I read a script, I look for a certain amount of truth about humanity in the storyline. That's what I respond to. That's why I've done the movies I've done, and that's why I've steered away from other types of projects. What I respond to are fundamentally truthful characters, and to a script that says something pertinent and honest about the world we live in. And I can't help responding that way."
For a Parade article, it’s actually a rather insightful interview. Leo speaks candidly about losing his grandmother, about love and relationships and yes…
He alludes to the end of his Pussy Posse era, admitting that the days when he said he’d never settle down are now over. That he does see marriage in his future. That it was immature to say in the past that he’d never ever settle down. That love is all important.
Makes my smutty sense tingle. Did losing Gisele Bundchen change his player ways? I think so, yes.
You?
Yum. I think he needs to go back on The Freebie Five.
To read the full article and see the photos, click here.
Wednesday, October 01, 2008 at 9:03 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Jennifer_Aniston_wants_people_to_believe_Leonardo_DiCaprio_would_actually_be_interested_in_her.aspx
Are very well trained. In the art of media manipulation and pimping their employer out as a desirable woman.
Oh Jennifer Aniston. All those self help books and still the desperation gives her no peace. To the point now that she’s resorting to letting her security team work her PR.
According to X17, the other day Jen went to Leonardo DiCaprio’s to shoot a PSA. Leo is tight with Tobey Maguire who is married to Jennifer Meyer who is part of the Aniston-Courteney Friend circle. It would mean that this would not be the first time Jennifer Aniston and Leo D found themselves together.
Besides, it’s not like they were alone.
Tobey’s there too, and also Kate Bosworth, and Seth Rogen, and Selma Blair, and even Usher to round out the big party.
Just a few nights before it was confirmed Leo and Bar Rafaeli had not split…
In other words, no one was suspecting anything. Period.
But Jen’s bodyguard seemed fixated, stalking around the paps, warning them: “You’re not going to start rumours, are you? Don’t start any rumours”…to the point that the photogs made the observation that it “seemed as if someone told Jen’s bodyguard to talk to the paps about The Story – just to make it one in the first place!”
Is Stephen Huvane running out of tricks?
He must be.
Who the f&ck in their right mind would believe that Leonardo DiCaprio could ever possibly be interested in Jennifer Aniston?
Again…now that we’re back to this…
Hello John Stamos?
Call John Stamos!
He is her lobster!!!!
Tuesday, September 23, 2008 at 7:53 AM
Are very well trained. In the art of media manipulation and pimping their employer out as a desirable woman.
Oh Jennifer Aniston. All those self help books and still the desperation gives her no peace. To the point now that she’s resorting to letting her security team work her PR.
According to X17, the other day Jen went to Leonardo DiCaprio’s to shoot a PSA. Leo is tight with Tobey Maguire who is married to Jennifer Meyer who is part of the Aniston-Courteney Friend circle. It would mean that this would not be the first time Jennifer Aniston and Leo D found themselves together.
Besides, it’s not like they were alone.
Tobey’s there too, and also Kate Bosworth, and Seth Rogen, and Selma Blair, and even Usher to round out the big party.
Just a few nights before it was confirmed Leo and Bar Rafaeli had not split…
In other words, no one was suspecting anything. Period.
But Jen’s bodyguard seemed fixated, stalking around the paps, warning them: “You’re not going to start rumours, are you? Don’t start any rumours”…to the point that the photogs made the observation that it “seemed as if someone told Jen’s bodyguard to talk to the paps about The Story – just to make it one in the first place!”
Is Stephen Huvane running out of tricks?
He must be.
Who the f&ck in their right mind would believe that Leonardo DiCaprio could ever possibly be interested in Jennifer Aniston?
Again…now that we’re back to this…
Hello John Stamos?
Call John Stamos!
He is her lobster!!!!
Tuesday, September 23, 2008 at 7:53 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Its_easy_but_its_not_hard_blind_item.aspx
Caution right off the top – if you’re the prudey type, some details here are not for you. Click away or hold your peace. Don’t be emailing me with a lewd complaint since you were given ample warning.
Celebrities are surrounded all the time by beautiful women. Especially him. He boasts an impressive track record, minus one infection, and so you would think, for a regular, non famous girl, even a really, really beautiful non famous girl, it would be an insurmountable obstacle to catch his eye…right?
Not so.
But just because it’s easy to attract him doesn’t mean it’s easy to … pleasure him. Turns out his libido doesn’t quite match up to the legend. And his prowess isn’t exactly the smoothest either. SO disappointing.
She and her girlfriends found him at a club in Vegas recently. Danced in front of his booth and eventually caught his eye. He sent over the bodyguard, they were invited to join, and soon everyone ended up in his suite, even though he’s supposed to have a sexy steady. On this night however he was playing single.
First he asked his evening’s target to give him a massage. She obliged. Eventually they ended up alone in his room. Making out turned to sex. He used a condom and went through the conventional motions. Highly unimaginative and even a little… gross?
Apparently our superstar superstud releases the most unpleasant sound effects. Grunts and groans and straight up no rhythm pounding, making it clear that without a cinematographer and a world class director, he isn’t exactly the undercover loverboy we all believed he was.
Like, no moves whatsoever.
Needless to say, his lame technique wasn’t getting him anywhere, so in relief he asked her to fondle his boys instead. By boys I mean balls. A gorgeous, willing girl in his bed, game for anything… and in the end he could only finish in his own hand in front of her.
Too much champagne, I guess. But still… dude… if this is how you stray, you might need to work on your alcohol to erection ratio. This kind of thing is an embarrassment.
Monday, October 06, 2008 at 12:44 PM
Update (11/11/08):
clue 1
clue 2
clue 3
denial 1: Daniel Craig
denial 2: Robert Downey Jr & John Mayer
denial 3: Jude Law
denial 4: Mario Lopez, Lenny Kravitz & Lance Armstrong
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3
reveal 4
Caution right off the top – if you’re the prudey type, some details here are not for you. Click away or hold your peace. Don’t be emailing me with a lewd complaint since you were given ample warning.
Celebrities are surrounded all the time by beautiful women. Especially him. He boasts an impressive track record, minus one infection, and so you would think, for a regular, non famous girl, even a really, really beautiful non famous girl, it would be an insurmountable obstacle to catch his eye…right?
Not so.
But just because it’s easy to attract him doesn’t mean it’s easy to … pleasure him. Turns out his libido doesn’t quite match up to the legend. And his prowess isn’t exactly the smoothest either. SO disappointing.
She and her girlfriends found him at a club in Vegas recently. Danced in front of his booth and eventually caught his eye. He sent over the bodyguard, they were invited to join, and soon everyone ended up in his suite, even though he’s supposed to have a sexy steady. On this night however he was playing single.
First he asked his evening’s target to give him a massage. She obliged. Eventually they ended up alone in his room. Making out turned to sex. He used a condom and went through the conventional motions. Highly unimaginative and even a little… gross?
Apparently our superstar superstud releases the most unpleasant sound effects. Grunts and groans and straight up no rhythm pounding, making it clear that without a cinematographer and a world class director, he isn’t exactly the undercover loverboy we all believed he was.
Like, no moves whatsoever.
Needless to say, his lame technique wasn’t getting him anywhere, so in relief he asked her to fondle his boys instead. By boys I mean balls. A gorgeous, willing girl in his bed, game for anything… and in the end he could only finish in his own hand in front of her.
Too much champagne, I guess. But still… dude… if this is how you stray, you might need to work on your alcohol to erection ratio. This kind of thing is an embarrassment.
Monday, October 06, 2008 at 12:44 PM
Update (11/11/08):
clue 1
clue 2
clue 3
denial 1: Daniel Craig
denial 2: Robert Downey Jr & John Mayer
denial 3: Jude Law
denial 4: Mario Lopez, Lenny Kravitz & Lance Armstrong
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3
reveal 4
http://www.laineygossip.com/Ashley_Judd_World_Youth_AIDS_gala_2008.aspx
Saturday, October 04, 2008 at 1:24 PM
Ashley Judd attended the World Youth AIDS gala last night wearing this. What is that? Why is that? Why would anyone wear that?
Ashley’s career has slowed down dramatically the last few years since she married – perhaps by choice but also by reality. Head to head among her peers like Julianne Moore or Laura Linney, Naomi Watts, Salma Hayek, Halle Berry, Kate Winslet, Cate Blanchett, my Gwyneth, Renee Zellweger (and the list goes on and on and on) the truth is how would Ashley Judd ever out-act any of those ladies just mentioned?
Her next feature is Tooth Fairy with The Rock…B List At Best, right?
And then there was that curious little trip to rehab for emotional problems. Ashley said it changed her life profoundly and that she emerged from the experience a happier, more whole person. The stones must have helped too.
Ashley will start shooting Tooth Fairy in Vancouver soon. Last time she was here the stones helped her find her me space. Something for the crew to look forward to.
UPDATE: I've been schooled and I'm an ignorant hag. Ama W emailed to say this is not a designer dress but a traditional African one to honour African culture and fabric.
Amazing her work with disadvantaged parts of the world. This must be why she needs her quiet time on set.Saturday, October 04, 2008 at 1:24 PM
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_04oct08.aspx
PS. Madonna is not being ignored. Also not Kate Beckinsale although she kicked hers not too long ago.
Saturday, October 04, 2008
PS. Madonna is not being ignored. Also not Kate Beckinsale although she kicked hers not too long ago.
Saturday, October 04, 2008
http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_03Oct08.aspx
Smutty Tingle
What’s behind Brenda Walsh’s smug smile (Dlisted)
Friday, October 03, 2008 at 10:25 AM
Smutty Tingle
What’s behind Brenda Walsh’s smug smile (Dlisted)Friday, October 03, 2008 at 10:25 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_03oct08.aspx
PS. Tea Leoni is not being ignored. Well… let’s clarify: she’s not dealing with being ignored by blowing out her nose. Also not Debra Messing.
Friday, October 03, 2008
PS. Tea Leoni is not being ignored. Well… let’s clarify: she’s not dealing with being ignored by blowing out her nose. Also not Debra Messing.
Friday, October 03, 2008
http://www.laineygossip.com/Sean_Penn_and_Robin_Wright_at_the_premiere_of_What_Just_Happened_in_New_York.aspx
Seems like almost everyone is in New York right now: the Brange, the Brit, the GMD and Robo, and even Madonna and her ex husband too! On the heels of James Franco revealing that Sean still texts Madge? The scene is ripe for smut. Love it.
Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn showed up last night at the premiere of What Just Happened in New York last night, both gorgeous, especially Sean with shorter hair and having taken a bath. He’s not universally hot but there’s something about what smolders underneath.
It’s been almost a year since the two announced their split and then took it back, deciding to reconcile after filing for divorce…which means their commitment should be totally renewed right?
Thing is, he wasn’t exactly hiding his female companions late at night when he headed the jury panel at Cannes back in May. At the VIP club on at least one occasion, Sean was flanked by two beautiful ladies and they weren’t just talking. And it wasn’t a secret either.
Hollywood marriages aren’t conventional. Theirs clearly clicks on a different sort of beat.
Thursday, October 02, 2008 at 11:44 AM
Seems like almost everyone is in New York right now: the Brange, the Brit, the GMD and Robo, and even Madonna and her ex husband too! On the heels of James Franco revealing that Sean still texts Madge? The scene is ripe for smut. Love it.
Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn showed up last night at the premiere of What Just Happened in New York last night, both gorgeous, especially Sean with shorter hair and having taken a bath. He’s not universally hot but there’s something about what smolders underneath.
It’s been almost a year since the two announced their split and then took it back, deciding to reconcile after filing for divorce…which means their commitment should be totally renewed right?
Thing is, he wasn’t exactly hiding his female companions late at night when he headed the jury panel at Cannes back in May. At the VIP club on at least one occasion, Sean was flanked by two beautiful ladies and they weren’t just talking. And it wasn’t a secret either.
Hollywood marriages aren’t conventional. Theirs clearly clicks on a different sort of beat.
Thursday, October 02, 2008 at 11:44 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_02Oct08.aspx
Thursday, October 02, 2008 at 11:38 AM
Smutty Tingle
This woman is NOT being ignored (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)Thursday, October 02, 2008 at 11:38 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_02Oct08.aspx
PS. Isla Fisher is not being ignored. Neither is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, are you kidding? Employees are not allowed to ignore their employers. That’s what contracts are for.
Thursday, October 02, 2008
PS. Isla Fisher is not being ignored. Neither is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, are you kidding? Employees are not allowed to ignore their employers. That’s what contracts are for.
Thursday, October 02, 2008
http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_01Oct08.aspx
PS. Nicole Richie is not being ignored. Neither is Victoria Beckham.
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
PS. Nicole Richie is not being ignored. Neither is Victoria Beckham.
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
http://www.laineygossip.com/Janet_Jackson_taken_to_hospital_cancels_Montreal_concert.aspx
As you’ve probably heard, Janet Jackson was supposed to play Montreal last night. Instead, at the last minute, she fell ill during sound check, was taken to hospital, released 2 hours later, leaving thousands of fans without a show.
Promoters have promised to make it up.
Meanwhile, Janet is said to be fine, and getting ready for her next stop in Boston.
Is your smutty sense tingling?
EVERYONE’s smutty sense is tingling. No one seems to be buying the “fallen ill” excuse, especially since Janet pulls the sick trick rather often…
Not to say that it wouldn’t suck if she truly was suffering but then again, she is a Jackson. Most of the time, the sick is in the head. And none of them seem to have come out of high school either. High school builds character. The Jacksons raised an entire family of limp, insecure freaks.
So there was an item yesterday in Page Six… something about Janet’s boyfriend Jermaine Dupri mixing champagne and tequila (ew!) and throwing up, literally, into her lap. In public. At a club.
Obviously mortifying.
Next thing you know, she doesn’t want to play Montreal.
Like teenage drama, right?
Remember when something sh*tty would happen at school? Like you hit a bad note during your solo or when Martin called you a yellow-bellied chink in Grade 7 during recess because you liked Olivier instead? Or when that hot guy 3 years older told everyone you went all the way when it was totally just making out in the bathroom?
Remember how tempting it was not to show up the next day? Remember how relieved you were when you did show up and realised it wasn’t so bad? Remember that weak morning when you couldn’t come up with the courage?
Was it like that for Janet Jackson this morning?
Attached – Janet tour photo and with Jermaine taken the night the alleged puking went down.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 11:45 AM
As you’ve probably heard, Janet Jackson was supposed to play Montreal last night. Instead, at the last minute, she fell ill during sound check, was taken to hospital, released 2 hours later, leaving thousands of fans without a show.
Promoters have promised to make it up.
Meanwhile, Janet is said to be fine, and getting ready for her next stop in Boston.
Is your smutty sense tingling?
EVERYONE’s smutty sense is tingling. No one seems to be buying the “fallen ill” excuse, especially since Janet pulls the sick trick rather often…
Not to say that it wouldn’t suck if she truly was suffering but then again, she is a Jackson. Most of the time, the sick is in the head. And none of them seem to have come out of high school either. High school builds character. The Jacksons raised an entire family of limp, insecure freaks.
So there was an item yesterday in Page Six… something about Janet’s boyfriend Jermaine Dupri mixing champagne and tequila (ew!) and throwing up, literally, into her lap. In public. At a club.
Obviously mortifying.
Next thing you know, she doesn’t want to play Montreal.
Like teenage drama, right?
Remember when something sh*tty would happen at school? Like you hit a bad note during your solo or when Martin called you a yellow-bellied chink in Grade 7 during recess because you liked Olivier instead? Or when that hot guy 3 years older told everyone you went all the way when it was totally just making out in the bathroom?
Remember how tempting it was not to show up the next day? Remember how relieved you were when you did show up and realised it wasn’t so bad? Remember that weak morning when you couldn’t come up with the courage?
Was it like that for Janet Jackson this morning?
Attached – Janet tour photo and with Jermaine taken the night the alleged puking went down.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 11:45 AM
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