"She trumps Life or Death" reveal 2

http://www.laineygossip.com/Beyonce_at_the_BET_Awards_pays_tribute_to_Michael_Jackson.aspx

Beyonce at the BET Awards last night wearing the best dress of the night no doubt. It’s exquisite. And she looks exquisite in it. Great hair, cute accessories…everything but the shoes. Cheap and gimmicky shoes, non? Tina must have told her to.

B’s husband Jay-Z was there too. No idea if they arrived in a Maybach together or tried to push ambulances out of the way while paramedics were tending to an elderly lady suffering from a heart attack. Not likely though. Because everyone there last night was famous. And everyone was paying respect to Michael Jackson. Needless to say, she kept her hunger bitch in check.

After the show though, if you were a civilian, I hope you looked the f-ck out. Don’t be getting in the way of Beyonce and her favourite restaurant.

Monday, June 29, 2009 at 6:56 AM
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"She trumps Life or Death" reveal

https://twitter.com/LaineyGossip/status/2326580875
Beyonce rides in a Maybach
Thursday, June 25, 2009
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http://www.laineygossip.com/June_25_2009__Smutty_ShoutOuts.aspx

To Luke who used the open bar to distract from the heat at the Smut Soiree and, naturally, forgot all about it – Bro Massage is NOT the Wayans brothers but I’ll promote your contest anyway! Free trip to PEI? Click here to win http://share.tourismpei.com/!

Thursday, June 25, 2009 at 6:32 AM
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PS. Bro Massage is not Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider. Also doesn’t involve Will Ferrell. At all.

Thursday, June 25, 2009
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"Smack no kids" reveal 2

http://twitter.com/LaineyGossip/status/2314290431
smack no kids: vehicular manslaughter

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Cuba has an o

http://twitter.com/LaineyGossip/status/2314327300
Cuba has an Oscar but not for acting


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http://www.laineygossip.com/Winona_Ryder_talks_to_Elle_UK_July_2009_about_her_extra_large_breakdown.aspx

Oh Winona!

Gwyneth’s frenemy is on the cover of the July issue of Elle UK looking so beautiful, like it never happened. Like none of it ever happened.

In the magazine she discusses her “extra-large breakdown” at the age of 20, just after shooting Edward Scissorhands and Dracula:

“I had my first real break-up, the first heartbreak”.


Of course.

Johnny.

It all traces back to Johnny. And can you blame her? Would you be right if you lost Johnny Depp?

It’s been almost 20 years. And Winona’s only just now finally, hopefully, beginning to come back. Looks amazing here, non?

Like before. But less innocent. Less wide eyed. And harder. Good. Survival skills are important.

As for her love life…with her it’s hard to keep track. After Blake Sennett there were reports she’d hooked up with Tom Green – sick, yeah, I know – and that fizzled quickly and now there’s nothing certain. Aside from Johnny though I should probably mention that Matt Damon f-cked her up pretty badly too.

Well… rather… she was f-cked up and while he thought it was endearing at first, he quickly realised he wasn’t interested in sticking around waiting for her to sort her sh-t out. Especially since he was developing other interests. Rumour has it she was drunk one night, really horribly sadly drunk, and despondent, and she knew he was leaving her and she called him and he wouldn’t come over and so she tried to make it like she would hurt herself but by this point he was so disengaged, he arranged for a friend to go over instead, and flew out of town. That was apparently another rough rock bottom. Hoping it’s all behind her now.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 7:11 AM
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Chocolate loves coffee.

http://www.laineygossip.com/George_Clooney_shoots_Nespresso_ads_with_John_Malkovich_in_Italy.aspx

In Italy shooting more ads for Nespresso. He’s the brand’s global ambassador and while some have criticised him for his association with the company, George continues to earn a substantial paycheque wit commercials that run primarily in Europe that keep him comfortably in Como through the summer, and of course living in luxury in LA in the winter.

John Malkovich was apparently part of the shoot too. Random.

Anyway, as mentioned, these ads do not air in North America – they prefer to keep their greedy grabbing overseas. Thanks to YouTube however, we can watch any time. It’s not enough they get paid millions per movie. Even for George.





Monday, June 22, 2009 at 8:29 AM
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http://laineygossip.com/JayZ_joins_Beyonce_on_stage_at_Madison_Square_Garden_for_I_Am_Sasha_Fierce.aspx

Sasha Fierce & Jay-Z

On stage together at Madison Square Garden. Beyonce’s husband joined her for a song, the crowd went nuts. And indeed it would have been a treat. They are music royalty. Ad it’s not every show where Jay-Z will make an appearance. Lucky New York. Especially if it was Crazy In Love. Am jealous.

Attached – several shots of Sasha Fierce and that sick body performing last night to mostly positive reviews. She works hard, she’s a professional, she sings live, and you know she’s the same age as Britney Spears?

Monday, June 22, 2009 at 9:05 AM
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http://www.laineygossip.com/She_trumps_Life_or_Death.aspx

Classic story of celebrity entitlement. And she’s supposed to be so professional and sweet, not nearly as many diva stories about her than about her peers, though if you’re getting in the way of her meal, and her Maybach, you better move the f-ck out, even if you’re an old woman in an emergency situation.

It was two blocks from the Waverly very recently. An elderly woman – 84 years old – went into heart failure. The paramedic arrived immediately and tried to stabilise her before moving her to the hospital. It became a traffic clusterf-ck so the cops had to redirect vehicles over to the next block because the ambulance was waiting for the patient.

A black Maybach approaches, disregards the police instruction, and drives towards the ambulance. An officer stops the car and tells the driver to reroute:

Driver: We're going to the Waverly Inn.

Officer: We have an emergency situation and everyone has to re-route to the next block over - just go one block around.


(Moaning and groaning and whining was heard from the female passenger in the back seat).

Driver: Isn't there any way we could get through?

Offider: Sir, this is an emergency vehicle, we have an emergency situation - EVERYone must re-route. You'll have to go around the block.


And then an imperious (female) voice pipes up from the back of the Maybach..

"Well can't they just move the ambulance?"


The officer is incredulous. Then annoyed. And then he gives it to her, informing our star that "LIFE OR DEATH situations dictate traffic decisions - not anything or ANYONE else. You must re-route now."

She grudgingly told her driver to find another way, inconvenienced that a senior citizen had to choose her mealtime to have a heart attack. The nerve.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009 at 7:45 AM

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Last night's Bro Massage clue: two funny guys who worked together on a legendary variety show.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009
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http://www.laineygossip.com/Gossip_for_Tuesday_June_23_2009.aspx

PS. Bro Massage is not Judd Apatow and Adam Sandler. Closer.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009


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PPPS. Bro Massage is not Hugh Jackman and Liev Schreiber. That isn’t funny

Monday, June 22, 2009
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"Bro Massage," it's not...

It's not Russell and Ridley

from web

Thursday, June 18, 2009
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http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_19jun09.aspx

PPS. Bro Massage is not Brad Pitt and Sean Penn. Also not Keith Urban and Brad Paisley. And not Jude Law and Ewan McGregor.

Friday, June 19, 2009
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"Bro Massage," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_18jun09.aspx

PS. Bro Massage is not Pete Wentz and Joel Madden. Also not Tobey and Leo.

Thursday, July 18, 2009
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"Bro Massage," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_17jun09.aspx

PS. Bro Massage is not the GMD and John Travolta. Or the GMD and Will Smith.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009


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Not Brad and George getting bro massaged.


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"Bro Massage," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_16jun09_and_Sacha_Baron_Cohen_and_Isla_Fisher_at_Paris_premiere_of_Bruno.aspx

PPS. Bro Massage is not Ben and Casey Affleck. Or Casey Affleck and Joaquin Phoenix. Also not Sean Penn and Josh Brolin.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009
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"Bro Massage," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_15jun09.aspx

PPS. The GMD and Ben Stiller are not enjoying Bro Massages. Also not Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey.

Monday, June 15, 2009
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