PS. Winona Ryder is not leaving blow behind .
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
http://www.laineygossip.com/Gossip_for_Tuesday_March_12_2008.aspx
PS. Winona Ryder is not leaving blow behind .
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
PS. Winona Ryder is not leaving blow behind .
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
P.S. Lainey wants me to tell you that Megan Fox and Renee Zellweger are not the subjects of the new riddle. Mmmm... Megan Fox.
P.S. Lainey wants me to tell you that Megan Fox and Renee Zellweger are not the subjects of the new riddle. Mmmm... Megan Fox.
http://laineygossip.com/Victoria_Beckham_drives_personalised_Porsche.aspx
Better this I say than the punk ass hypocrites like Avril Lavigne and Ebola and even Ashton who claim they don’t want the attention and need it the next minute when they have something to sell.
Posh will never say she doesn’t want the attention. Which is she drives around in a f&cking white Porsche emblazoned with her initials. How can you not love her? This bitch makes my life. And she makes no secret of the fact that she asked for this. The shutter is like her oxygen. She said as much in Vogue UK in her cover issue:
You know what? You make your bed, you lie in it. If David and I go out and have a nice dinner in London, you’re going to get photographed. I get seen when I want to be seen, at the end of the day.
She gets seen when they want to be seen.
Same goes for Brad and Angelina, same goes for Nicole Kidman, same goes for Jennifer Garner, same goes for all of them. Which is why a show like Pop Fiction is so full of shit. Ashton exposing the media for the frenzy? Punking the paparazzi?
Bitch… please!
How ‘bout this Ashton? How about exposing the celebrities for their DEPENDENCE on the paparazzi? How the f&ck do you think Rumer Willis got a job?
Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 11:20 AM
Better this I say than the punk ass hypocrites like Avril Lavigne and Ebola and even Ashton who claim they don’t want the attention and need it the next minute when they have something to sell.
Posh will never say she doesn’t want the attention. Which is she drives around in a f&cking white Porsche emblazoned with her initials. How can you not love her? This bitch makes my life. And she makes no secret of the fact that she asked for this. The shutter is like her oxygen. She said as much in Vogue UK in her cover issue:
You know what? You make your bed, you lie in it. If David and I go out and have a nice dinner in London, you’re going to get photographed. I get seen when I want to be seen, at the end of the day.
She gets seen when they want to be seen.
Same goes for Brad and Angelina, same goes for Nicole Kidman, same goes for Jennifer Garner, same goes for all of them. Which is why a show like Pop Fiction is so full of shit. Ashton exposing the media for the frenzy? Punking the paparazzi?
Bitch… please!
How ‘bout this Ashton? How about exposing the celebrities for their DEPENDENCE on the paparazzi? How the f&ck do you think Rumer Willis got a job?
Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 11:20 AM
http://laineygossip.com/Miley_Cyrus_Jay_Leno.aspx
She was on Leno last night and it’s everything. It’s the 25 year old voice coming out of a 15 year old. Does this look 15???
It’s the condescending way she says Thaaaaank You. It’s that mouth. It’s those teeth. It’s the “Valentino”. It’s how uncomfortable and awkward her father looked sitting next to her. Even Jay had to cut in and shut her up.
Ugh!
If you can stand it, click here for the clip then stab your eyes out with a Louboutin.
Thursday, February 28, 2008 at 7:24 AM
The Wrong Colour, The Wrong Number
Slap the Itch
No one else is picking my ass right now quite like Miley Cyrus. It’s official. I can’t bear her.She was on Leno last night and it’s everything. It’s the 25 year old voice coming out of a 15 year old. Does this look 15???
It’s the condescending way she says Thaaaaank You. It’s that mouth. It’s those teeth. It’s the “Valentino”. It’s how uncomfortable and awkward her father looked sitting next to her. Even Jay had to cut in and shut her up.
Ugh!
If you can stand it, click here for the clip then stab your eyes out with a Louboutin.
Thursday, February 28, 2008 at 7:24 AM
The Wrong Colour, The Wrong Number
http://laineygossip.com/Janet_Jackson_hospitalised_with_the_flu.aspx
Us Weekly is reporting that Janet Jackson was hospitalised last night because of shortness of breath. Her rep subsequently clarified that it was the flu.
The flu? Do you believe the flu? With all that money and resources, she can’t afford home care?
Or is it because you can’t give someone a nose job/tummy tuck/boob lift/etc etc etc at home?
Not that Janet would ever, right? Not that there are any fake parts on her body, right?
In some circles, there are those who believe she actually had a rod inserted into her abs to make them look the way they do. Sounds rubbish to me, didn’t know that was actually possible… but this is Hollywood after all.
Best to the nursing staff treating her during this delicate time. Cedars Sinai is kick ass but it’s hard to provide proper medical treatment with so many rules in place…Just sayin'...
Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 10:38 AM
Us Weekly is reporting that Janet Jackson was hospitalised last night because of shortness of breath. Her rep subsequently clarified that it was the flu.
The flu? Do you believe the flu? With all that money and resources, she can’t afford home care?
Or is it because you can’t give someone a nose job/tummy tuck/boob lift/etc etc etc at home?
Not that Janet would ever, right? Not that there are any fake parts on her body, right?
In some circles, there are those who believe she actually had a rod inserted into her abs to make them look the way they do. Sounds rubbish to me, didn’t know that was actually possible… but this is Hollywood after all.
Best to the nursing staff treating her during this delicate time. Cedars Sinai is kick ass but it’s hard to provide proper medical treatment with so many rules in place…Just sayin'...
Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 10:38 AM
http://laineygossip.com/Leftover_Blow.aspx
It’s either diva bitches or cokeheads these days, don’t ask me why…
Many assumed she’d chilled out on the hardcore life, taking a more low key approach, curbing several vices, focusing on career and love.
Apparently not so.
In fact, she raging even harder these days. Makes it more fun when there’s a partner. And while recreational use is generally accepted in Hollywood, powdering your nose on the job, all day long, day after day… suffice to say, when you can surprise the industry, you might be going overboard on the consumption.
Currently working on a new project, she often has to head for the ladies almost every 10 minutes. Glassy eyed and wired all day long, it’s now her only way to get through the long hours. Sniffling and bumbling at the start, bouncing off the walls in no time, so far it hasn’t been a problem because she’s stayed on top of her game.
But the other day, when rushed for a scene by the crew, she decided to hoover a thick line on a mirror on the table in the makeup trailer while the stylists had stepped out, laying out so much that what was left over on both sides could have been divided themselves to yield another two lines and so on and so on. Like the cocaine version of cellular division.
All hell then broke loose when the leftover blow was discovered as there are children who visit the set rather frequently and so the star was given a stern, uncomfortable talking to, after which she did sweetly apologise to everyone around and treat the crew to snacks and goodies on her but is now being watched closely in the hopes she can control herself enough to see the shoot through on time.
Not Uma Thurman.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 7:38 AM
Update (7/11/08):
clue
denial 1: Uma Thurman
denial 2: Megan Fox & Renee Zellweger
denial 3: Winona Ryder
denial 4: Kate Beckinsale & Charlize Theron
denial 5: Kate Bosworth & Cameron Diaz
denial 6: Isla Fisher
denial 7: Liv Tyler
reveal
More Sienna stupidity
Another on the Verge
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
PS. Avril Lavigne is a complaining, demanding bitch. But not the subject of this riddle.
PS. Avril Lavigne is a complaining, demanding bitch. But not the subject of this riddle.
Monday, March 10, 2008
PPS. Scott Wolfe is probably broke. No idea though he's gay. Same goes for James Van Der Beek. And really… who cares? Especially not about Paul Walker who is limping back with his ass in his mouth to make a sh*tty FOURTH Fast and Furious film. Paul isn’t Gay and Broke. But he is Hot and Dumb – a quiver killer.
PPS. Scott Wolfe is probably broke. No idea though he's gay. Same goes for James Van Der Beek. And really… who cares? Especially not about Paul Walker who is limping back with his ass in his mouth to make a sh*tty FOURTH Fast and Furious film. Paul isn’t Gay and Broke. But he is Hot and Dumb – a quiver killer.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Sheryl_Crow_says_Jennifer_Aniston_dumped_Brad_Pitt.aspx
And why throw a pity party if no pity was required?
Why allow that slag Leslei Bennetts to portray her as a teary-eyed victim, whipping the MiniVan Majority into a solidarity frenzy against the most beautiful woman in the world? If her friend Sheryl is now playing the “I’m a strong woman, burn my bra” card on her behalf, why didn’t she do it herself when the triangle first formed? Why scream at the ocean for Vanity Fair? Why permit her friends to paint the picture of a wounded faun, fragile but forgiving, brave but bruised? Why not just pull out the bra from the very beginning – the relationship wasn’t right for me. So I decided to leave.
Why?
Because Jennifer Aniston is a fraud. We know this. We also know that these days it’s a new Jen she’s selling. A better Jen. A Jen I could consider buying. Jen the healthy. Jen the hopefully blow-free. Jen the strong single looking for love but not begging for love.
Jen with bangs!
Jen has the best hair ever. Seen here on set with Owen Wilson in Miami. Part Heather Locklear, part Linda Evans… and on Jennifer Aniston, it works. Any hair works.
Friday, March 07, 2008 at 9:46 AM
Sheryl Crow inexplicably decided to shoot her mouth off recently about her friendship with Jennifer Aniston, insisting that neither of them were the “dumpees” in their respective high profile relationships:
“For both of us, the perceived idea is that, in our big relationships, we both got dumped. Believe me, this is not true. Neither one of us has ever gotten dumped. No one ever knows what goes on in relationships.
Unfortunately, for some people like Jennifer and me, so much is written about things that you don’t say, and so many emotions are attributed to you that you haven’t had.”
As you would expect, Sheryl’s remarks resulted in more attention paid to someone else – Aniston – rather than herself. Which is dumb. Why give an interview if only to redirection attention?And why throw a pity party if no pity was required?
Why allow that slag Leslei Bennetts to portray her as a teary-eyed victim, whipping the MiniVan Majority into a solidarity frenzy against the most beautiful woman in the world? If her friend Sheryl is now playing the “I’m a strong woman, burn my bra” card on her behalf, why didn’t she do it herself when the triangle first formed? Why scream at the ocean for Vanity Fair? Why permit her friends to paint the picture of a wounded faun, fragile but forgiving, brave but bruised? Why not just pull out the bra from the very beginning – the relationship wasn’t right for me. So I decided to leave.
Why?
Because Jennifer Aniston is a fraud. We know this. We also know that these days it’s a new Jen she’s selling. A better Jen. A Jen I could consider buying. Jen the healthy. Jen the hopefully blow-free. Jen the strong single looking for love but not begging for love.
Jen with bangs!
Jen has the best hair ever. Seen here on set with Owen Wilson in Miami. Part Heather Locklear, part Linda Evans… and on Jennifer Aniston, it works. Any hair works.
Friday, March 07, 2008 at 9:46 AM
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
PPS. Mary J Blige does not require a skinny mirror. Neither does Bette Midler.
PPS. Mary J Blige does not require a skinny mirror. Neither does Bette Midler.
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
PS. Demanding bitchboy is not Tom Brady, Justin Timberlake, or Jake Gyllenhaal.
PS. Demanding bitchboy is not Tom Brady, Justin Timberlake, or Jake Gyllenhaal.
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
PPPS. Matthew McConaughey is not a primadonna boy bitch. Neither is Leonardo DiCaprio.
PPPS. Matthew McConaughey is not a primadonna boy bitch. Neither is Leonardo DiCaprio.
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
PPS. Beyonce and Rihanna did not complain about the Rolls in the wrong colour.
PPS. Beyonce and Rihanna did not complain about the Rolls in the wrong colour.
http://laineygossip.com/Boys_Are_Bitches_too.aspx
And not just the gay ones.
He is happily attached but his entire persona pre-commitment was based on the fact that he was just a dude. An immature funloving dude. An un-Hollywood dude who routinely pointed out the Hollywood hypocrisy of many other Hollywood dudes and douchebags.
Now he’s a big star in an A List relationship. Which of course gives him the right to act like a self important little big twat. But how f&cking spiritual is this?
Photo shoot this weekend for a gadget company he endorses. He too pulls out the primadonna moves:
Shows up 3 hours late. And again – don’t look at me, don’t talk to me, don’t even sneeze in my direction, and yes… it was made clear that he preferred to be alone with the photographer between frames, necessitating a run and gun scramble from the crew, meaning the photographer would have to holler for help in a different room every time an adjustment needed to be made.
Can you imagine? Can you imagine verbalising that order? Don’t look at me and don’t talk to me? When did that become ok?
Word is this is not unusual. It’s actually standard procedure where he’s concerned. On another occasion, he was particularly demanding when it came to his favourite tea, steeped for exactly 6 minutes, always needs to be piping hot even if he doesn’t touch it, can’t be microwaved, and he doesn’t like boiled tap water either. He wanted boiled bottled water. A special brand.
It never, ever stops. And it’s even worse when he’s with her. Apparently her makeup brushes have to be cleaned in special water too.
Monday, March 03, 2008 at 1:54 PM
Update (7/8/08):
denial 1: Matthew McConaughey & Leonardo DiCaprio
denial 2: Tom Brady, Justin Timberlake & Jake Gyllenhaal
reveal 1
reveal 2
http://laineygossip.com/The_Wrong_Colour_the_Wrong_Number.aspx
Let me save you some work: not Mimi, Whitney, Janet, Madonna, or Lopez
Let me save you some work: not Mimi, Whitney, Janet, Madonna, or Lopez
Monday, March 03, 2008 at 11:14 AM
http://laineygossip.com/The_Wrong_Colour_the_Wrong_Number.aspx
It’s officially an epidemic – celebrities walking around intoxicated by their own ridiculous sense of entitlement, unleashing a steady stream of bad behaviour for which my Chinese squawking chicken mother would have me flogged if I ever dared to emulate.
For some people however fame excuses the need for good manners. For this girl who is NOT the “no looking” one from last week, fame excuses the need to be appreciative and grateful and shameful.
So she’s promoting a new project, is making the rounds. Gets picked up in a very very high end luxury car. Like super luxury. It pulls up to pick her up and she refuses to get in because “she doesn’t like the colour”. It’s too bright. She doesn’t “do that colour”.
After half an hour she’s finally coaxed inside. Then she throws another fit because there are 5 water bottles inside the car. Odd numbers. She doesn’t like odd numbers. She specifically requested even numbers. Near meltdown ensues.
Next stop – her dressing room on a show where she’s scheduled to perform. Her people apparently requested “skinny mirrors’. Skinny mirrors were not ordered. Regular mirrors were ordered. She takes one look at herself and threatens to walk. She is placated by the promise of a one week resort stay in the Caribbean. And I haven’t even bothered to share the details of her catering complaints: not enough sashimi, not enough champagne, sandwiches were too soggy, and on and on and on.
Someone needs to invent The Slapper. The Slapper needs to slap this bitch hard.
Let me save you some work: not Mimi, Whitney, Janet, Madonna, or Lopez
Monday, March 03, 2008 at 11:14 AM
Update (7/21/08):
denial 1: Mariah Carey, Janet Jackson, Madonna & Jennifer Lopez
denial 2: Beyonce & Rihanna
denial 3: Mary J Blige & Bette Midler
denial 4: Paula Abdul & Toni Braxton
denial 5: Cher, Kelly Clarkson & Jennifer Hudson
denial 6: Carrie Underwood
denial 7: Avril Lavigne
denial 8: Scarlett Johansson
denial 9: Celine Dion
denial 10: Jordin Sparks
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