"Compromise is the key" clue

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Three years ago, David and Victoria mounted a full scale American assault. They aligned themselves with Damon Dash, they appeared in white D&G at the MTV Movie Awards, they went shopping, they bolstered the US economy, they kissed Anna Wintour’s ass, and still they were dealt a crushing defeat. Because unlike the rest of the world, America didn’t care.

In many ways (at least in my opinion), the Beckhams’ Waterloo signalled the beginning of the darkest days of their marriage. The trade to Real Madrid happened that summer and, as we all know now, Victoria’s reluctance to move immediately to Spain opened the infidelity gates, through which walked Rebecca Loos and every other available, horny woman within a 50 mile radius. As a result, the famous Beckham foundation was rocked to its core and repairing the façade has been so painstaking a process, many believe a complete public restoration is probably impossible.

In light of such negative historical precedent, can you blame me for feeling a little panicked over the recent TMZ report of a potential stateside move? Apparently there’s some talk of negotiations with the LA Galaxy and even though David’s approaching the twilight of his career, many think his presence on the US football circuit will boost national popularity of the sport, not to mention lucrative merchandising opportunities for the team and for the league - kinda like when Wayne went to the Kings.

For what it’s worth, my sources say a move within the next 18 months is highly unlikely. First of all, there are the childcare issues. Victoria relies heavily on her parents to mind the boys and while living in Spain is one thing, a cross Atlantic move is another matter entirely – something the Adams family might not be so open to.

Next up – David isn’t exactly a detriment to his current squad. In fact, sales of his jersey are usually tops for the team and the worldwide of appeal of Real Madrid has been undeniably enhanced by his participation. Given that he can still play reasonably well, all things considered, soccer’s most well bankrolled superteam probably isn’t going to let him go so easily.

Finally, I’m told Victoria is in no mood to shake up what seems to be a return to idyllic times, especially now that David is finally willing to give #4 another go. Things are terrific, and as you can see from these photos of the two enjoying the last moments of their summer holiday, the Beckhams’ emotional and physical engines are currently purring at high performance levels.

Check it out, gossips – can you believe Posh is actually smiling…and READING???

My favourites though are the airport shots. Everything, from her hair to HIS hair (love it!) to the outfits (look at her shoes!!!) and their signature hand in hand walking pose – everything is perfection and practise. There’s something to be said for unapologetic effort, you know? Like any high end product, the Beckhams are a thoroughly crafted brand, with the kind of precision detailing and choreography that we just don’t see any more in this modern age of celebrity.

Goddess save the Beckhams! Posh & Becks fuh-evah!

Wednesday, July 26, 2006


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If they made it through his ‘98 red card and her solo singing attempt and Rebecca Loos and Esther Canadas and Sarah Marbeck and a masseuse and a nanny and countless other faceless, nameless encounters – does this mean they can make it through anything?

Pray Goddess, let it be so.

Like a heavyweight against the ropes, the Beckhams continue to defy the gossip. All those pre-World Cup reports - that he couldn’t stand her, that he doesn’t look at her the same way anymore, that he’d leave her as soon as they the tournament was over – all of it, of course, is now forgotten. Because as you can see from these photos taken during the Italian leg of their neverending summer holiday, Vicky and David are just fine. In fact, I’m told they are MORE than fine. They are happier than they have been in years. And yes, it certainly didn’t hurt that the cameras were around to capture it.

So you’ve heard the buzz, right? That Victoria is hellbent on bringing a new Beckham into the world in 2007? Just 6 months ago, David apparently wasn’t onside with that plan. Cut to present day and it’s definitely a new attitude, a complete turnaround for him, a sincere eagerness to try for a fourth, and the effect it’s having on HER is fantastic. Word is, she’s even eating…a little. Still crazier is that people who’ve seen them have told me that she seems a tad, teensy, weensy, smidge less close to dying of starvation. And if her ass is any indication – I think I believe them. Not as bony as you thought, is it?

Anyway, take a look at the happy Beckhams: she in a one piece (do you love that she doesn’t wear bikinis?) and he with flamey shades, a shorter do, and - Sweetmotherofgoddess - tighty little euro trunks.

Shall I give you a sec to catch your breath and still your loins?

Monday, July 24, 2006


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"She Can't Finish," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=3278

Don't bother with:

Tara Reid, Paris Hilton, or Kimberly Stewart

Wednesday, February 01, 2006
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Monday, April 28, 2008

PS. Kelly Ripa isn’t a cow as a boss. It’s not about Victoria Beckham either.

http://www.laineygossip.com/Gossip_for_Monday_April_28_2008.aspx

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So I showed him these photos and you know what he said? He asked me if that was 'Miranda lesbo's' girlfriend. And by that of course he meant Cynthia Nixon. I know, I know. He's a total pig. But I confess..I had to laugh.

The thing is - he does have a point. I haven't felt a straight vibe from Julia Stiles for a long time now. And when you think about it, I guess that explains a lot.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006
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This has been bothering me for years. See attached of Julia Stiles at the Cavalli event tonight in NYC. I confess. I've seen almost all her movies. Yes. I'm a total sucker for high school teenybopper flicks. Love 'em. And since she happens to specialise in that particular genre, she's been nearly impossible to avoid. But have you noticed that in every film she makes, there is like zero chemistry between her and the male lead? I couldn't put my finger on it til tonight...when I came across this photo of Ms. Stiles, wearing a Cavalli, and looking about as sexy as a telephone pole. Now if Cavalli can't make you look vavoom...you have a serious problem. That's right gossips. In my humble opinion (in case I get the g-string sued off me) Julia Stiles belongs to the Cameron Diaz club of double genitalia. Check out the almost non existent cleave, the awkward pose, the manly jaw. And ask yourself this. Have you ever heard a guy say...'Man, that Julia Stiles is SO hot'??? There. I rest my case.

Tuesday, December 07, 2004
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"Short and Blind," it's not...

http://laineygossip.com/Thom_Yorke_Gwyneth_Paltrow_Radiohead_in_the_Basement.aspx

PS. Thom Yorke is not abandon his wife and kids for some web skank.

Friday, April 25, 2008 at 10:51 AM
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Friday, April 25, 2008
PS. Catherine Zeta-Jones is not a bitch to work for. Neither is Beyonce.
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I know it’s only Monday and we usually play the Photo Assumption Game on Fridays but this one was too good to pass up.

It’s Patrick Dempsey and his wife, Scowlface, at a screening of Made of Honour today in London. They look thrilled, non? Like… totally so happy to be married. Anyone looking at this photo is probably rushing out to get married now. Right?
But seriously… the woman looks even more miserable than usual. Is there something troubling her? Is it the close proximity of Kevin Spacey who lives in London? But times have changed Mrs D!

Monday, April 21, 2008 at 3:39 PM
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"Leftover Blow" revealed

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Check out Sienna Miller at the NME Awards in LA last night looking … a little out of it. Sienna’s been in LA shooting GI Joe. Maybe it’s the long days and nights on set? Oh but wait. Didn’t she just come back from hols with Rhys Ifans? Never mind, I hear her role is quite physical. Must be all the stunts and sh*t.

Still, she shouldn’t have to look very far for a leftover pick-me-up. Studio craft services are usually quite generous.

Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 8:33 AM
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Thursday, April 24, 2008

PS. Victoria Beckham isn’t the bitch to work for. Also not Kimora. Too obvious. And not Rachael Ray. Who cares??? And this time it isn’t Courteney Cox, though that’s not to say she doesn’t have staffing issues of her own.

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jennifer_Lopez_to_star_in_reality_tv_show_for_TLC.aspx

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"A Bitch to Work For," it's not...

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

PS. Tyra is not a bitch to work for. Neither is Martha Stewart or Vera Wang or SJP.

http://www.laineygossip.com/Gwyneth_Paltrow_Liv_Tyler_Maggie_Gyllenhaal_USA_Today_interview.aspx

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PS. It’s NOT Denise and Charlie. Pul-ease. Like not even in the same fame universe, y’all.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006
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Now here’s a girl who understands carpet etiquette – Ugly Gorgessity America Ferrera at the Enchanted premiere so cute in jeans and a natural face. Do you love her? I love her.

As for her show, produced by the incomparable Salma Hayek, have sources telling me that she’s a hellion to work for. Rumours about mistreatment of staff and atrocious demands.

Really? My Salma? Do you believe it?

Monday, November 19, 2007
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Salma at 40

Does this look like 40 to you? Definitely not to me. But it does look like a very, very beautiful Salma Hayek at the National Domestic Violence Hotline event on Thursday - so adorable, so endearing, so impassioned…so mystifyingly single.

You think George Clooney could handle this? Most of you don't approve of George saving Kidman. So will you approve of George saving Salma? Or the other way around?

Thursday, October 05, 2006
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"A Bitch to Work For" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Salma_Hayek_Tom_Cruise_Salma_Hayek_breaking_the_glass_ceiling.aspx

Salma Hayek: breaking the glass ceiling

As gaygay Wentie would say: Brava Salma, Brava Brava.

Salma Hayek is now the head of a brand new production company financed by MGM “specializing in Latino movies appealing to wider, mainstream audiences.” The newly formed Ventanazul will release 2 to 4 projects a year showcasing Latino/Latina talent, capitalizing on the critical acclaim of Salma’s Frida and the runaway success of her Ugly Betty. The deal is similar to what the GMD negotiated with MGM six months ago, making Salma one of the most powerful and respected women in film.

In other words: Salma Hayek is Tom Cruise - only smarter, saner, sassier, savvier, and much easier to look at.

A new lady mogul in Hollywood…

Love, love, love.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007
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Before you ask, it’s not the Mighty Opes.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008 at 7:30 AM


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Successful multi-hyphenate, super well connected personally and professionally with a reputation for being kind and compassionate and evolved.

Wrong.

Maybe for the media and maybe her fashionable celebrity friends, maybe for investors, maybe for executives, but some of her employees would vehemently disagree.

Turns out she’s a little bit of a Miranda Priestly when she comes in to the office. Starts snapping her fingers right away, never remembers anyone’s name, everyone is treated like a personal assistant, dispatched to do her bidding instead of actually getting down to work, recently held up a creative meeting because she wanted whole milk and not cream with her coffen, then 20 minutes into the meeting, she held it up again when her cell phone rang, proceeded to keep everyone waiting another 15 minutes while she discussed measurements on a dress she was having made, did not apologise when she clicked off the line, and instead embarrassed a staffer who returned to the room after having excused himself to take an urgent phone call when she was taking hers.

But all that is rather pedestrian. There are no shortage of bitches in Hollywood. In the grand scheme of things, all that is pretty harmless.

Until you get into job security.

A pregnant member of her staff was scheduled to give birth around crunch time. Her boss’s convenient remedy for the situation was to not hire her back when everyone else returned to work. At the very least she was honest. She told her straight up – your due date doesn’t work for me. I don’t think you’ll be able to contribute in the same way you did before.

So the employee hired a lawyer, a lawsuit loomed, and the boss bitch had to backpedal to the tune of a handsome pay-off (confidential, of course) and several seminars on employee rights although it apparently hasn’t helped.

She’s still super stingy, to the point where she complains about the quality of craft services (it’s too good) and even supplies, haggles over offering vacation pay, and will not foot the bill for staff celebrations and events, even though she regularly hosts lavish affairs at her own mansion for those privileged enough to be invited.

Crazier still, she seems to be clueless when it comes to tact. The other day she said to one of her producers – if you need something to do this weekend, my assistant could use some help planning our reception. You could stay for dinner if you want.

When he declined, she looked at him like he was closing the door to the opportunity of a lifetime.

Before you ask, it’s not the Mighty Opes.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008 at 7:30 AM

Update (10/15/08):
poll
clue 1
clue 2
clue 3

denial 1: Oprah
denial 2: Tyra Banks, Martha Stewart, Vera Wang & Sarah Jessica Parker
denial 3: Victoria Beckham, Kimora Lee Simmons, Rachel Ray & Courteney Cox
denial 4: Catherine Zeta-Jones & Beyonce
denial 5: Kelly Ripa & Victoria Beckham
denial 6: Heidi Klum & Gwen Stefani

reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3

reveal 4



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"Short and Blind," it's not...

Monday, April 21, 2008
PPS. Hayden Panettiere isn’t blowing takes.
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Monday, April 21, 2008
PS. Brad Arnold (3 Doors Down) did not abandon his wife and kids for a cyber slut. Neither did Raine Maida.
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