totally forgot to "not" the Casting Couch today. Not Katie Holmes. Not Woody Allen. http://bit.ly/6XodeLTuesday, January 05, 2010
about 4 hours ago from web
http://twitter.com/LaineyGossip/status/7409181496
http://www.laineygossip.com/Justin_Timberlake_in_Hollywood_after_Jessica_Biel_leaves_for_Kilimanjaro.aspx
He said he would climb Kilimanjaro for charity, then his girlfriend decided to tag along, but he got booked for a movie so he backed out, and since she doesn’t get booked for sh-t, she had to keep at it. Along with Emile Hirsch who was confirmed yesterday as the “surprise” celebrity. Buzz kill.
So Jessica Biel left for the week long expedition yesterday after spending the holiday with the Pip in Colorado. Click here for pictures. Just me or does her lip look extra, extra swollen? Is that normal?
Following Shelfy’s departure, Justin was spotted out for lunch yesterday in Hollywood. He’s still working on The Social Network. And if his performance in The Social Network is anything like his performance in The Open Road, well, not even David Fincher and Aaron Sorkin can save that sh-t. Perhaps the acting coach can work wonders.
But have you seen it?
Here. Suffer through 90 seconds of Justin Timberlake trying to act. One of the worst scenes, like, EVER. Christ. It’s full fontrum like you’ve never felt it before.
It’s a good thing this was buried so quickly. Because Jeff Bridges will be up for an Oscar for Crazy Heart. And you know how the voters don’t like to be disrespected by Norbit.
Tuesday, January 05, 2010 at 7:42 AM
He said he would climb Kilimanjaro for charity, then his girlfriend decided to tag along, but he got booked for a movie so he backed out, and since she doesn’t get booked for sh-t, she had to keep at it. Along with Emile Hirsch who was confirmed yesterday as the “surprise” celebrity. Buzz kill.
So Jessica Biel left for the week long expedition yesterday after spending the holiday with the Pip in Colorado. Click here for pictures. Just me or does her lip look extra, extra swollen? Is that normal?
Following Shelfy’s departure, Justin was spotted out for lunch yesterday in Hollywood. He’s still working on The Social Network. And if his performance in The Social Network is anything like his performance in The Open Road, well, not even David Fincher and Aaron Sorkin can save that sh-t. Perhaps the acting coach can work wonders.
But have you seen it?
Here. Suffer through 90 seconds of Justin Timberlake trying to act. One of the worst scenes, like, EVER. Christ. It’s full fontrum like you’ve never felt it before.
It’s a good thing this was buried so quickly. Because Jeff Bridges will be up for an Oscar for Crazy Heart. And you know how the voters don’t like to be disrespected by Norbit.
Tuesday, January 05, 2010 at 7:42 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_04jan09.aspx
PS. Casting Couch is not about Ali Larter or Monica Potter (good one) or Woody Allen.
Monday, January 04, 2010
PS. Casting Couch is not about Ali Larter or Monica Potter (good one) or Woody Allen.
Monday, January 04, 2010
- The Good Mommy Weight Loss Method
- Hands free
- Watching how he copes
- a half blind
- The Smutty Shout-Out
- CheapAssNess
- 20 July 2010 Live Blog
- 26 August 2010 Smutty Shout-Out
- Bad with people
- Another winner
- Any excuse to dress up
- Her First Request
- Hair issues
- She's a piece of work
- How he lost it
- Doctor's orders
- 15 December 2010 Smutty Shout-Out
- About that breakup
2006 Blind Items
2007 Blind Items
2008 Blind Items
2009 Blind Items
2011 Blind Items
2012 Blind Items
2013 Blind Items
2014 Blind Items
2015 Blind Items
2016 Blind Items
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_31dec09.aspx
PS. Kate Bosworth isn’t part of this Casting Couch. Also not Sienna Miller. Or Nicole Kidman. Are you kidding? She’s, like, BFFs with Rupert Murdoch. Strike out Evan Rachel Wood too. And Michelle Pfeiffer and David E Kelley and Annalynne McCord. Please. In her dreams.
Thursday, December 31, 2009
PS. Kate Bosworth isn’t part of this Casting Couch. Also not Sienna Miller. Or Nicole Kidman. Are you kidding? She’s, like, BFFs with Rupert Murdoch. Strike out Evan Rachel Wood too. And Michelle Pfeiffer and David E Kelley and Annalynne McCord. Please. In her dreams.
Thursday, December 31, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_30dec09.aspx
PS. Casting Couch is not about Kate Beckinsale. Also not Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck and Anna Paquin.
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
PS. Casting Couch is not about Kate Beckinsale. Also not Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck and Anna Paquin.
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
On the cover of Vanity Fair's "Hollywood Issue" in the spring of 1998.
On the cover of the September 1998 issue a few months later.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Harvey_Weinstein_and_Georgina_Chapman_at_amfAR_gala.aspx
It"s a mystery, the two of them together: Harvey Weinstein and Georgina Chapman. Seeing them in person though, it makes a little more sense. She doesn"t seem terribly...quick...you know what I mean?
He arrived more underdressed than any other man at the event. Cheap looking shoes and a suit with what looked like cheese stains on it. I suppose that"s his right when his company is one of the main sponsors.
Kept saying to his friends that he was ready to have a good time because his week had been hellish. Try breaking an arm you slimef*ck.
His wife meanwhile has the air of Sarah Larson about her. Only much more subservient. She"s meek, she slouches, seems uncomfortable, and was wearing one of her own designs that looked like it was falling apart.
Marchesa up close is the budget. It was black and strapless and embroidered with gold leafing that was coming off in some spots - like at the back by the waist. Either that or it needed to be ironed. Whatever the case, it certainly wasn"t couture.
There were a lot of kept women on the carpet last night. She fit right in.
Friday, May 23, 2008 at 5:36 AM
It"s a mystery, the two of them together: Harvey Weinstein and Georgina Chapman. Seeing them in person though, it makes a little more sense. She doesn"t seem terribly...quick...you know what I mean?
He arrived more underdressed than any other man at the event. Cheap looking shoes and a suit with what looked like cheese stains on it. I suppose that"s his right when his company is one of the main sponsors.
Kept saying to his friends that he was ready to have a good time because his week had been hellish. Try breaking an arm you slimef*ck.
His wife meanwhile has the air of Sarah Larson about her. Only much more subservient. She"s meek, she slouches, seems uncomfortable, and was wearing one of her own designs that looked like it was falling apart.
Marchesa up close is the budget. It was black and strapless and embroidered with gold leafing that was coming off in some spots - like at the back by the waist. Either that or it needed to be ironed. Whatever the case, it certainly wasn"t couture.
There were a lot of kept women on the carpet last night. She fit right in.
Friday, May 23, 2008 at 5:36 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Harvey_Weinstein_sets_his_sights_on_Blake_Lively_after_dinner_with_Penn_Badgley_at_the_Waverly.aspx
Harvey’s next
Every couple of years or so, Harvey likes to pick a young actress, turn her into a star. Or try to at least. It happened with my Gwyneth. The Alba Bitch had her chance, Anne Hathaway too, now it looks like Blake Lively has caught Harvey’s eye. A deal with the devil, you could say. Curious to see then if Blake shows up in Marchesa on carpet after carpet. It’s so obvious.
Anyway, boring Blake and her boyfriend Penn Badgley were spotted leaving the Waverly Inn with Weinstein a few nights ago. Last night it was on to Letterman. She arrived casual in a trench, left in a hot pink/purple one shoulder showing off those impossibly long legs. And still… even in a dress like this, Blake Lively puts me to sleep.
She’s no Blair Waldorf.
Scenes from the next Gossip Girl? Delicious.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009 at 7:28 AM
Harvey’s next
Every couple of years or so, Harvey likes to pick a young actress, turn her into a star. Or try to at least. It happened with my Gwyneth. The Alba Bitch had her chance, Anne Hathaway too, now it looks like Blake Lively has caught Harvey’s eye. A deal with the devil, you could say. Curious to see then if Blake shows up in Marchesa on carpet after carpet. It’s so obvious.
Anyway, boring Blake and her boyfriend Penn Badgley were spotted leaving the Waverly Inn with Weinstein a few nights ago. Last night it was on to Letterman. She arrived casual in a trench, left in a hot pink/purple one shoulder showing off those impossibly long legs. And still… even in a dress like this, Blake Lively puts me to sleep.
She’s no Blair Waldorf.
Scenes from the next Gossip Girl? Delicious.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009 at 7:28 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Casting_Couch_blind_item.aspx
It was mystifying several years ago why she was hyped the way she was hyped. Just another starlet with no real significant starring vehicles somehow ending up with a prestigious magazine cover proclaiming her as the next It. Well It never happened. And after all this time and a string of failures, she’s been trying to change the course. So she’s gone back to the major player who tried to make it happen for her the first time. There was an arrangement back then – her sexual services for his professional services – and apparently the same arrangement was resurrected recently in the hopes that she’ll finally confirm a juicy role to kickstart a stagnant career.
Never mind that he’s married. His wife benefits handsomely from his generosity and while he may not fulfill her with fidelity, he certainly makes up for it through client exchange. Probably better that way. And given what he looks like, it totally makes sense. But he is a legend in the business both for his accomplishments and for the way he leads these ladies to their accomplishments, counting a couple of award winners and a few box office heavyweights on his resumé…which is why he quickly tired of our poor girl and discarded her.
But not before drying her out. One day late summer, they were joined in a hotel suite by a third gentleman (identity insignificant), both of them enjoying her as she allowed herself to be taken, and, um, decorated appropriately, all for a reward at the end of the session – the privilege of simply looking at a script, no promise, no confirmation…just an advance read. And a suggestion to show up at a premiere for a few introductions. She is so desperate, it’s been so meagre, she submitted to the humiliation although gamely seems to have enjoyed it. An actor after all, obviously able to shut out her husband and child waiting for her back at home.
And then he just cut it off. Told her he could no longer help her. That her body in his bed was no longer required. Which of course only added to her degradation. She tried and tried to offer up more, willing to engage in further depravity, but was only met with rejection. Because he’s moved on. He’s hunting his next target. A young, nubile, blonde babe with a large profile and a perky rack who so far has been able to resist his advances but is trying to graduate from supporting roles in film, as the fact that she’s a headliner on the small screen has not helped with the quality of scripts she’s being offered, or with many of her auditions so far. She’s currently waiting on a big break and he’s trying to make sure it doesn’t happen, so that in her disappointment, she’ll come running to him, ready to wheel and deal.
Note: there are 4 famous names at play – the reject, the replacement, the power player, and his wife.
Tuesday, December 29, 2009 at 7:32 AM
Update (11/21/11):
clue 1
clue 2
clue 3
denial 1: Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck, Anna Paquin
denial 2: Kate Bosworth, Sienna Miller, Nicole Kidman, Evan Rachel Wood, Michelle Pfeiffer, David E Kelley, Annalynne McCord
denial 3: Ali Larter, Monica Potter, Woody Allen
denial 4: Katie Holmes, Woody Allen
denial 5: Amanda Peet, Jerry Bruckheimer, Jamie Pressley
"the replacement" reveal 1
"the replacement" reveal 2
reveal #2 (power player & wife)
It was mystifying several years ago why she was hyped the way she was hyped. Just another starlet with no real significant starring vehicles somehow ending up with a prestigious magazine cover proclaiming her as the next It. Well It never happened. And after all this time and a string of failures, she’s been trying to change the course. So she’s gone back to the major player who tried to make it happen for her the first time. There was an arrangement back then – her sexual services for his professional services – and apparently the same arrangement was resurrected recently in the hopes that she’ll finally confirm a juicy role to kickstart a stagnant career.
Never mind that he’s married. His wife benefits handsomely from his generosity and while he may not fulfill her with fidelity, he certainly makes up for it through client exchange. Probably better that way. And given what he looks like, it totally makes sense. But he is a legend in the business both for his accomplishments and for the way he leads these ladies to their accomplishments, counting a couple of award winners and a few box office heavyweights on his resumé…which is why he quickly tired of our poor girl and discarded her.
But not before drying her out. One day late summer, they were joined in a hotel suite by a third gentleman (identity insignificant), both of them enjoying her as she allowed herself to be taken, and, um, decorated appropriately, all for a reward at the end of the session – the privilege of simply looking at a script, no promise, no confirmation…just an advance read. And a suggestion to show up at a premiere for a few introductions. She is so desperate, it’s been so meagre, she submitted to the humiliation although gamely seems to have enjoyed it. An actor after all, obviously able to shut out her husband and child waiting for her back at home.
And then he just cut it off. Told her he could no longer help her. That her body in his bed was no longer required. Which of course only added to her degradation. She tried and tried to offer up more, willing to engage in further depravity, but was only met with rejection. Because he’s moved on. He’s hunting his next target. A young, nubile, blonde babe with a large profile and a perky rack who so far has been able to resist his advances but is trying to graduate from supporting roles in film, as the fact that she’s a headliner on the small screen has not helped with the quality of scripts she’s being offered, or with many of her auditions so far. She’s currently waiting on a big break and he’s trying to make sure it doesn’t happen, so that in her disappointment, she’ll come running to him, ready to wheel and deal.
Note: there are 4 famous names at play – the reject, the replacement, the power player, and his wife.
Tuesday, December 29, 2009 at 7:32 AM
Update (11/21/11):
clue 1
clue 2
clue 3
denial 1: Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck, Anna Paquin
denial 2: Kate Bosworth, Sienna Miller, Nicole Kidman, Evan Rachel Wood, Michelle Pfeiffer, David E Kelley, Annalynne McCord
denial 3: Ali Larter, Monica Potter, Woody Allen
denial 4: Katie Holmes, Woody Allen
denial 5: Amanda Peet, Jerry Bruckheimer, Jamie Pressley
"the replacement" reveal 1
"the replacement" reveal 2
reveal #2 (power player & wife)
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http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_23dec09.aspx
He sucks is not Robert Pattinson but that’s totally my favourite guess. WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!!!!!!! He’s suuuuuuuch a good actor!!!!
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
He sucks is not Robert Pattinson but that’s totally my favourite guess. WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!!!!!!! He’s suuuuuuuch a good actor!!!!
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_23dec09.aspx
PS. Tranny Ego Blow is not Eminem.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
PS. Tranny Ego Blow is not Eminem.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/John_Mayer_denies_relationship_with_Kristin_Cavallari_on_his_Twitter.aspx
She’s not high fiving his penis
What would it be like without John Mayer?
I’ll never stop slagging him but I also don’t want him to stop asking to be slagged.
So there was a story circulating yesterday that John Mayer has been secretly urinating on Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Beach/The Hills – click here for more.
As you know, John loves it when we talk about him. And he loves it even more that he has an opportunity to talk about himself.
Of course he took to his Twitter http://twitter.com/johncmayer immediately to address the rumour.
How do I put this like a gentleman...I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis.
If he had stopped there, it would have been funny. But you know John. He kept going…
I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.
My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.
I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.
Then, becoming increasingly turned on, he promptly jerked himself off to one of his new songs.
This is Kristin yesterday loving the spotlight. She probably circulated the story herself.
And John a few days ago leaving Katsuya.
Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 8:02 AM
She’s not high fiving his penis
What would it be like without John Mayer?
I’ll never stop slagging him but I also don’t want him to stop asking to be slagged.
So there was a story circulating yesterday that John Mayer has been secretly urinating on Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Beach/The Hills – click here for more.
As you know, John loves it when we talk about him. And he loves it even more that he has an opportunity to talk about himself.
Of course he took to his Twitter http://twitter.com/johncmayer immediately to address the rumour.
How do I put this like a gentleman...I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis.
If he had stopped there, it would have been funny. But you know John. He kept going…
I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.
My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.
I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.
Then, becoming increasingly turned on, he promptly jerked himself off to one of his new songs.
This is Kristin yesterday loving the spotlight. She probably circulated the story herself.
And John a few days ago leaving Katsuya.
Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 8:02 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Tranny_Ego_Blow_blind_item.aspx
Not 50 Cent. Not Justin Timberlake. Not Josh Groban.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009 at 9:11 AM
Not 50 Cent. Not Justin Timberlake. Not Josh Groban.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009 at 9:11 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Tranny_Ego_Blow_blind_item.aspx
I’ve been saving up. There’s an even smuttier one to come later. But it’s almost Christmas. Christmas is about gossip gifts. This one is NOT FOR PRUDES.
He was working out one day at the gym and a well known tranny caught his eye. So he gave her the signal and they ended up in the bathroom where he told her it wasn’t the first time he’d been with a tranny and then she blew him and the entire time it was all cocktalk as he kept asking her “Do you know whose dick you’re sucking…?” like she was supposed to be honoured by his penis in her mouth. With him, it’s always about ego. Even when he’s being serviced, he still needs affirmation for his ego. Hilariously though, at the time, she had no clue she was helping herself to an award winning artist.
Not 50 Cent. Not Justin Timberlake. Not Josh Groban.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009 at 9:11 AM
Update (10/13/10):
denial 1: 50 Cent, Justin Timberlake & Josh Groban
clue?
denial 2: Eminem
denial 3: David Foster
I’ve been saving up. There’s an even smuttier one to come later. But it’s almost Christmas. Christmas is about gossip gifts. This one is NOT FOR PRUDES.
He was working out one day at the gym and a well known tranny caught his eye. So he gave her the signal and they ended up in the bathroom where he told her it wasn’t the first time he’d been with a tranny and then she blew him and the entire time it was all cocktalk as he kept asking her “Do you know whose dick you’re sucking…?” like she was supposed to be honoured by his penis in her mouth. With him, it’s always about ego. Even when he’s being serviced, he still needs affirmation for his ego. Hilariously though, at the time, she had no clue she was helping herself to an award winning artist.
Not 50 Cent. Not Justin Timberlake. Not Josh Groban.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009 at 9:11 AM
Update (10/13/10):
denial 1: 50 Cent, Justin Timberlake & Josh Groban
clue?
denial 2: Eminem
denial 3: David Foster
http://www.laineygossip.com/Justin_Timberlake_John_Krasinski_Diane_Kruger_to_announce_Golden_Globe_nominations.aspx
Please don’t encourage him
The Hollywood Foreign Press Association. They are feeding Pippy’s ego and worse, they are giving him encouragement to keep acting.
If you’ve ever seen him in a movie, from Alpha Dog to Edison to Black Snake Moan to The Love Guru, well you know. You know that encouraging him to keep acting is a disservice to the world.
But Justin Timberlake wants to conquer it. He is focusing all his energy on it. He has put music aside for it. And now the HPFA has invited him to announce the Golden Globe nominations on Tuesday alongside real actors John Krasinski and Diane Kruger.
…the f-ck?
Pip’s inclusion is even more ludicrous than Jessica Biel’s a few years ago. But he’ll take it as a sign that he should keep trying. We are the ones who will suffer.
By the way…what’s Shelfy doing? Well JT will almost certainly be invited to attend the Globe ceremony. She’s now begging to tag along with him.
Friday, December 11, 2009 at 7:59 AM
Please don’t encourage him
The Hollywood Foreign Press Association. They are feeding Pippy’s ego and worse, they are giving him encouragement to keep acting.
If you’ve ever seen him in a movie, from Alpha Dog to Edison to Black Snake Moan to The Love Guru, well you know. You know that encouraging him to keep acting is a disservice to the world.
But Justin Timberlake wants to conquer it. He is focusing all his energy on it. He has put music aside for it. And now the HPFA has invited him to announce the Golden Globe nominations on Tuesday alongside real actors John Krasinski and Diane Kruger.
…the f-ck?
Pip’s inclusion is even more ludicrous than Jessica Biel’s a few years ago. But he’ll take it as a sign that he should keep trying. We are the ones who will suffer.
By the way…what’s Shelfy doing? Well JT will almost certainly be invited to attend the Globe ceremony. She’s now begging to tag along with him.
Friday, December 11, 2009 at 7:59 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/No_one_will_tell_him_he_sucks_blind_item.aspx
There’s a dirtier riddle coming later in the week but here’s an easy quickie for now
He wants this so badly, to be taken seriously as an actor. But on the set of his new movie, everyone is baffled. By how terrible he is. Like laughably terrible. The worst timing, the most awkward line reads, cheesy expressions… at this point it’s become a fun work-time activity: watch him get through a scene, feel the fontrum for him while he sucks it so hard so obliviously, giggle your tits off later because he walks around thinking he is the sweetest sh-t ever.
There’s an ego involved, of course, and he actually thinks he’s doing a good job, that he is gifted in this discipline too. Please. He is not gifted. And his lack of gifts in this respect could cost the entire production. The weakest link drags it all down. Which is why people are mystified that the director has not bothered to fix it. Like suggesting more classes, like pushing his coach, like replacing him with someone who can actually do it? None of the above. Word is, he’ll make the corrections in post by greatly reducing the role. Unless there’s a miracle and suddenly Cate Blanchett comes out of his ass to save the day. Not likely.
Monday, December 21, 2009 at 6:51 AM
Update (01/05/10):
clue
denial: Robert Pattinson
reveal
There’s a dirtier riddle coming later in the week but here’s an easy quickie for now
He wants this so badly, to be taken seriously as an actor. But on the set of his new movie, everyone is baffled. By how terrible he is. Like laughably terrible. The worst timing, the most awkward line reads, cheesy expressions… at this point it’s become a fun work-time activity: watch him get through a scene, feel the fontrum for him while he sucks it so hard so obliviously, giggle your tits off later because he walks around thinking he is the sweetest sh-t ever.
There’s an ego involved, of course, and he actually thinks he’s doing a good job, that he is gifted in this discipline too. Please. He is not gifted. And his lack of gifts in this respect could cost the entire production. The weakest link drags it all down. Which is why people are mystified that the director has not bothered to fix it. Like suggesting more classes, like pushing his coach, like replacing him with someone who can actually do it? None of the above. Word is, he’ll make the corrections in post by greatly reducing the role. Unless there’s a miracle and suddenly Cate Blanchett comes out of his ass to save the day. Not likely.
Monday, December 21, 2009 at 6:51 AM
Update (01/05/10):
clue
denial: Robert Pattinson
reveal
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b72973_hugh_jackmans_strange_setup.html
Hugh Jackman's Strange Setup
Fri., Dec. 12, 2008 10:32 AM PST by TED CASABLANCA
What the ef's up with Hugh Jackman, his wife, Deborra-Lee Furness, and Hugh's always-around biz, partner, John Palermo? Jeez, folks are talking!
But first, a little background: H.J. recently gave an interview to People in which Jackman himself brought up the "gay, gay and gay" rumors, only to shoot them right back down, saying he's straight. And then, buried in some inedible copy about Jackman's diet (fish, salad, protein shakes), was the most delicious little morsel: Jackman explained to the People reporter the origin of the band he wears opposite his wife's wedding band: "It was given to me by John when we started our production company," revealed H.J. "In Sanskrit is written the basic principles of our company."
Hugh Jackman's Strange Setup
Fri., Dec. 12, 2008 10:32 AM PST by TED CASABLANCA
What the ef's up with Hugh Jackman, his wife, Deborra-Lee Furness, and Hugh's always-around biz, partner, John Palermo? Jeez, folks are talking!
But first, a little background: H.J. recently gave an interview to People in which Jackman himself brought up the "gay, gay and gay" rumors, only to shoot them right back down, saying he's straight. And then, buried in some inedible copy about Jackman's diet (fish, salad, protein shakes), was the most delicious little morsel: Jackman explained to the People reporter the origin of the band he wears opposite his wife's wedding band: "It was given to me by John when we started our production company," revealed H.J. "In Sanskrit is written the basic principles of our company."
In Sanskrit, no less. Very clubby. Very inside. Very mysterious.
And since John's gone from being Bryan Singer's assistant on X-Men to Hugh's publicist to living partner (they all live on the same grounds at some of their internationally located homes) to producing partner, and since they always go out together, I asked around.
Here's what some of H.J.'s buds said:
"Uh, can't the public see that has to be one of the closest business relationships in the world?" asked a biz pal to Jackman. "I mean, John sits right next to him and Deborra on the other side for every awards ceremony. She's years his senior, they have two adopted children, he lived in a bungalow on their property in L.A. There's nothing ordinary about that troupe."
True enough. But one of Jackman's close Australian buds tells me that any weirdness is with John alone:
"Deb has the same ring, it's to commemorate Seed Productions—not his love for Palermo, who I must say is looking more and more bizarre these days. He was in full makeup the other night!"
Another close bud to Jackman simply says: "I don't know what the hell's going on with Hugh. He's his own man, that's for sure."
Which is why we love him, right? And after all, if Angie Jolie can screw with the lot of us as to what's really cookin' down below for her (despite this current clan of all things Pitt), why the hell can't Hugh?
I just can't believe more people aren't talking about it. Probably because Hugh, who I've met socially but never interviewed, couldn't have been more the charmer. He knows how to work it.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Alex_Rodriguez_tries_to_make_it_seem_like_he_broke_up_with_Kate_Hudson.aspx
Sit DOWN Centaur
Please. These ‘roidy motherf-ckers and their massive egos. First reaction when the ego takes a bruising is to call up the boys and pull their dicks out in retaliation. Who else but Alex Rodriguez?
He and Manslinger Kate Hudson are no longer together. You’ve seen Kate in action. Through Owen Wilson, through Justin Timberlake, through Lance Armstrong, through Adam Scott… Kate doesn’t look back, and she most certainly doesn’t cling.
Now that it’s over though, nursing a bruised ego, ARod needs to make you think that he was the one who walked. Which is why his friends are talking to the tabloids, trying to spin the split like it was HIS decision. According to US Weekly, a source close to ARod reveals that:
"Kate seemed compelled to track and follow his every move. He's just coming off of a 13-year relationship with his ex-wife and a recent divorce. He has two lovely children with his ex-wife, and that requires a certain amount of responsibility. She gave him ultimatums that a newly divorced father can't meet."
Nice and sexist, non? Every time a relationship doesn’t work out it’s because the bitch wants more, more, more.
This is not Kate Hudson. Trust.
Still, ARod has face to save. And he also must placate the Yankee fans who want an explanation about why their good luck charm is no longer around. Get ready for it:
Apparently ARod was tired of Kate’s attention whoring. She wanted to be in the spotlight all the time.
"It was a turnoff to have a girlfriend who always wanted to be on camera. Alex wanted someone who was more interested in building a long-term relationship than just building their profile."
Alex Rodriguez wanted privacy and less attention…what? So he didn’t know Kate Hudson was a movie star before he started sleeping with her? He’d never heard of her? This is the same ARod who dated Madonna? How do you date f-cking Madonna and want to be low key?
F-cking dumbass obviously doesn’t know how to lie. Because this is some of the worst bullsh-t EVER.
Looks like ARod’s douche is back. It took a break for a while but you can’t hold it down forever.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009 at 2:03 PM
Sit DOWN Centaur
Please. These ‘roidy motherf-ckers and their massive egos. First reaction when the ego takes a bruising is to call up the boys and pull their dicks out in retaliation. Who else but Alex Rodriguez?
He and Manslinger Kate Hudson are no longer together. You’ve seen Kate in action. Through Owen Wilson, through Justin Timberlake, through Lance Armstrong, through Adam Scott… Kate doesn’t look back, and she most certainly doesn’t cling.
Now that it’s over though, nursing a bruised ego, ARod needs to make you think that he was the one who walked. Which is why his friends are talking to the tabloids, trying to spin the split like it was HIS decision. According to US Weekly, a source close to ARod reveals that:
"Kate seemed compelled to track and follow his every move. He's just coming off of a 13-year relationship with his ex-wife and a recent divorce. He has two lovely children with his ex-wife, and that requires a certain amount of responsibility. She gave him ultimatums that a newly divorced father can't meet."
Nice and sexist, non? Every time a relationship doesn’t work out it’s because the bitch wants more, more, more.
This is not Kate Hudson. Trust.
Still, ARod has face to save. And he also must placate the Yankee fans who want an explanation about why their good luck charm is no longer around. Get ready for it:
Apparently ARod was tired of Kate’s attention whoring. She wanted to be in the spotlight all the time.
"It was a turnoff to have a girlfriend who always wanted to be on camera. Alex wanted someone who was more interested in building a long-term relationship than just building their profile."
Alex Rodriguez wanted privacy and less attention…what? So he didn’t know Kate Hudson was a movie star before he started sleeping with her? He’d never heard of her? This is the same ARod who dated Madonna? How do you date f-cking Madonna and want to be low key?
F-cking dumbass obviously doesn’t know how to lie. Because this is some of the worst bullsh-t EVER.
Looks like ARod’s douche is back. It took a break for a while but you can’t hold it down forever.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009 at 2:03 PM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Holiday_Riddles_blind_items_17dec09.aspx
There’s a juicy one coming next week but chew on this for now? Please don’t be mad at me for enjoying New York too much.
Which recently singled douchebag’s publicist has been calling every tabloid begging them to print his version of the breakup in order to protect his ego? The rep has been desperately trying to play competing publications against each other to make sure his client comes out of it with his penis size preserved which only reinforces the widely held belief that his client is a giant prick – in personality, and not necessarily in his pants.
Everyone knows about this delightful action star’s relationship with the head of his company and that his wife isn’t really his lover. But the boyfriend is jealous and overprotective and now his hiring practices are raising some eyebrows. He will not hire anyone prettier/hunkier/more stylish than he is for fear of tempting his famous partner.
Thursday, December 17, 2009 at 12:13 PM
Update (12/17/09):
Riddle #1 clue
Riddle #2 clue
There’s a juicy one coming next week but chew on this for now? Please don’t be mad at me for enjoying New York too much.
Which recently singled douchebag’s publicist has been calling every tabloid begging them to print his version of the breakup in order to protect his ego? The rep has been desperately trying to play competing publications against each other to make sure his client comes out of it with his penis size preserved which only reinforces the widely held belief that his client is a giant prick – in personality, and not necessarily in his pants.
Everyone knows about this delightful action star’s relationship with the head of his company and that his wife isn’t really his lover. But the boyfriend is jealous and overprotective and now his hiring practices are raising some eyebrows. He will not hire anyone prettier/hunkier/more stylish than he is for fear of tempting his famous partner.
Thursday, December 17, 2009 at 12:13 PM
Update (12/17/09):
Riddle #1 clue
Riddle #2 clue
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