Hands free
http://www.laineygossip.com/What_will_Nicole_Kidman_do_when_Keith_Urban_goes_on_tour_with_John_Mayer_20jan10.aspx
You all had such a good time reading Bill Paxton’s lips the other day after the Golden Globes and deciphering whether or not he said he “lost to cancer” that we’re doing it again, this time with Third Lip Nicole Kidman. Did she drop a f-ck bomb on Sophia Loren? Me I don’t think so. But a few others disagree. Click here to see.
Third Lipreading aside, there are other more intriguing matters to report. As you may know already, Keith Urban and John Mayer are hooking up for a CMT Crossroads special. My sources tell me exclusively however that following Crossroads, the two are expected to announce a joint tour. Contracts are currently being worked out.
Oh the f-cking smut. Can you imagine?
John Mayer’s douchery is legendary. More on this later. Keith Urban old shenanigans are well documented. And the two together, unsupervised, on the road, on the bus, guitars and pussy galore? Please. Gran is gonna freeze that buzz. Handholding and bagholding from city to city, Keith will be chaperoned by a Third Lip. And if she can’t be there herself, she will install a spy. Trust.
Here they are after the Globes on Sunday arriving at the Weinstein party.
You all had such a good time reading Bill Paxton’s lips the other day after the Golden Globes and deciphering whether or not he said he “lost to cancer” that we’re doing it again, this time with Third Lip Nicole Kidman. Did she drop a f-ck bomb on Sophia Loren? Me I don’t think so. But a few others disagree. Click here to see.
Third Lipreading aside, there are other more intriguing matters to report. As you may know already, Keith Urban and John Mayer are hooking up for a CMT Crossroads special. My sources tell me exclusively however that following Crossroads, the two are expected to announce a joint tour. Contracts are currently being worked out.
Oh the f-cking smut. Can you imagine?
John Mayer’s douchery is legendary. More on this later. Keith Urban old shenanigans are well documented. And the two together, unsupervised, on the road, on the bus, guitars and pussy galore? Please. Gran is gonna freeze that buzz. Handholding and bagholding from city to city, Keith will be chaperoned by a Third Lip. And if she can’t be there herself, she will install a spy. Trust.
Here they are after the Globes on Sunday arriving at the Weinstein party.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010 at 7:11 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Courteney_Cox_loses_at_Golden_Globes_2010_18jan10.aspx
Seems impossible but Third Lip Nicole Kidman seemed downright demure in size and paralysis next to Courteney Cox’s. Did you watch any of CC’s interviews on the carpet? That sh-t is rigid. And it makes for the strangest effect when she speaks. Like she’s trying to push it out the way. Like there’s a slab of ice sitting on top of her mouth preventing her from proper pronunciation.
It’s quite an accomplishment to out-Third Lip the Granny Freeze. But somehow Courteney Cox, she found a way. This served her well when she lost out to Toni Collette for Best Actress Comedy. Because according to many experts, it was hers for the taking. Which is why she looked like she wanted to strangle a bitch when she realised she lost. You would not have wanted to be one of her staff members last night. Then again, if you’ve been reading long enough, you already know that.
Seems impossible but Third Lip Nicole Kidman seemed downright demure in size and paralysis next to Courteney Cox’s. Did you watch any of CC’s interviews on the carpet? That sh-t is rigid. And it makes for the strangest effect when she speaks. Like she’s trying to push it out the way. Like there’s a slab of ice sitting on top of her mouth preventing her from proper pronunciation.
It’s quite an accomplishment to out-Third Lip the Granny Freeze. But somehow Courteney Cox, she found a way. This served her well when she lost out to Toni Collette for Best Actress Comedy. Because according to many experts, it was hers for the taking. Which is why she looked like she wanted to strangle a bitch when she realised she lost. You would not have wanted to be one of her staff members last night. Then again, if you’ve been reading long enough, you already know that.
Monday, January 18, 2010 at 7:08 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Katie_Holmes_goes_out_for_dinner_in_New_York_while_shooting_The_Romantics.aspx
For dinner in New York last night. Without the GMD. Seems like she’s enjoying her freedom. Jacek and I just booked a 5 day trip to NYC for mid December. He’s never been. Can’t wait. Sorry, I digress…
So Katie Holmes went out in a strapless dark blue cocktail, love it, without a coat. Rich people don’t need coats. You and I need coats because we have to walk to the restaurant. If you’re like me and your husband can’t be bothered to drop you off as close as possible, you definitely need a coat because it’ll be at least 2 blocks. We fight about this all the time. Katie Holmes never has to walk 2 blocks. You’ll note, she’s also not carrying a wallet or a purse and simply has a phone in her hand. Makes for a better photograph.
Katie is in New York shooting a movie called The Romantics replacing Liv Tyler in the role. She’s also producing. Or, rather, Tom gifted her with something to do. I mean, really.
Note from Jacek: When she says "two blocks" she actually means "two storefronts" (i.e. about 20 yards). This is more accurate and now decide if I'm out of line.
For dinner in New York last night. Without the GMD. Seems like she’s enjoying her freedom. Jacek and I just booked a 5 day trip to NYC for mid December. He’s never been. Can’t wait. Sorry, I digress…
So Katie Holmes went out in a strapless dark blue cocktail, love it, without a coat. Rich people don’t need coats. You and I need coats because we have to walk to the restaurant. If you’re like me and your husband can’t be bothered to drop you off as close as possible, you definitely need a coat because it’ll be at least 2 blocks. We fight about this all the time. Katie Holmes never has to walk 2 blocks. You’ll note, she’s also not carrying a wallet or a purse and simply has a phone in her hand. Makes for a better photograph.
Katie is in New York shooting a movie called The Romantics replacing Liv Tyler in the role. She’s also producing. Or, rather, Tom gifted her with something to do. I mean, really.
Note from Jacek: When she says "two blocks" she actually means "two storefronts" (i.e. about 20 yards). This is more accurate and now decide if I'm out of line.
Monday, November 09, 2009 at 6:48 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_14jan10.aspx
How He Copes is not Justin Bieber.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
How He Copes is not Justin Bieber.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_14jan10.aspx
PPS. Hands Free is not Jennifer Garner.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
PPS. Hands Free is not Jennifer Garner.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
http://www.laineygossip.com/Robert_Pattinson_attacked_by_crazy_fans_in_New_York.aspx
Robert riots!
She’s trying to f-cking TACKLE HIM!!!
You have to wonder then…
How does Robert Pattinson really feel about Twilight fans? Because…
Umm…
Check out what just happened in New York.
They threw themselves on him. Like grabbed him around the neck!
So…
If you’re her, and you see him, what purpose would this serve?
Did she think he would say – oh thank you for trying to strangle me. Let’s make love now?
Poor guy. Bloody lunatics.
Monday, June 15, 2009 at 12:41 PM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Kristen_Stewart_hangs_out_with_Joan_Jett_while_Robert_Pattinson_gets_attacked_by_Twihards.aspx
While Robert Pattinson narrowly avoided getting strangled by Twi-hards yesterday in New York, and probably spent the rest of the night wanting to strangle himself (the Twilight albatross gets heavier and heavier…at this point it’s more like a noose), Kristen Stewart was in LA working on her Joan Jett biopic and hanging out with Joan Jett herself.
Please.
Getting screamed at by crazy ADULT fans, or having Joan Jett personally coach you…
Who had the better day?
By the way, there’s video of yesterday’s mauling. Even funnier, and more disturbing, than the photos. I particularly enjoy the part when you can hear some lunatic say:
We love you so much!
Then there’s the “Please! Please!” and you can hear some sobbing too.
Of course there’s the moment when he’s grabbed around the neck by the one in green but you’ll note that the attempt is followed up by a second lunatic in blue who tries to do the same but gets thwarted.
Fontrum. So. Much. Fontrum.
Twi-hards = endless entertainment
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 at 7:23 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Robert_Pattinson_gets_hit_by_cab_running_from_crazy_twihards.aspx
Running for his life
This proves it. Twi-hards are officially the craziest of the lot.
Radar is reporting that Robert Pattinson was in New York shooting today. A swarm of Twi-hards tried to attack him as he was leaving the Strand after filming a scene. (Amazing bookstore, but never ever go if you are short on time. You’ll need at least 2 hours. And then you’ll have to go back the next day.
So anyway, Pattinson was exiting the shoppe and they swarmed him, and his security had to fend off the lunatics, and he ran into the street and was nicked by a cab.
They’re trying to kill him.
See? It’s a noose. Twilight is a noose.
Here's what I don't understand. So you're a Twi-hard. You see him. And he flees. He escapes. He wants no part of you.
And you keep chasing?????????
It's as bad as begging to blow a dude even if he keeps pushing your head away.
PS. In fairness to Laura though, at the very least, Laura can restrain herself. Laura can spend 2 hours on a terrace and not make a fool of herself.
Thursday, June 18, 2009 at 12:39 PM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Robert_Pattinson_kept_like_caged_animal_because_of_Twilight_fan_craziness_on_set_of_Remember_Me_in_N.aspx
Robert Pattinson’s prison
These Twi-Hards…they’ve turned him into a goddamn fugitive.
Every day they line the streets, waiting for a glimpse. And as soon as the glimpse comes, they start screaming. As you can see in this video taken today - they scream simply because he’s walking to his car, head dipped down, desperate to get the f-ck away from them.
Twi-Hard lunacy has become so extreme that OK! Magazine reports that the crew has now constructed some sort of cage, 7ft high, for him to hide inside when he needs to be alone on set. We had something like this for Marcus when he was a puppy. Like a pen we’d leave him in when we went out. We’d give him a few cookies, and put the water dish in there, to train him to be independent.
Robert Pattinson is now living like my puppy.
Awesome Twi-Hards!
What drives this?
Oh it’s that dream. The same unique dream they all have: “I know that if I could just meet him, if I could just have that chance, he’d see that I’m different from the rest. And we could be together.”
As for those of you who think that it’s just the young ones…
Please. It’s not just the young ones. You’ve read the hate mail. It’s also the middle aged ones. With children. It’s all ages f-cking crazy!
Speaking of hate mail – you ready for another one? This comes from Wendy in Michigan.
Hi Lamey bitch! Don’t you dare join in with those tabloids and trying to spread rumors that Rob is with that Emilie fat ass. YOU ARE a JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She’s too fat for him anyway, look at her ass in those jeans and until you accept that Robsten is the real deal no one will be reading your site so give it up you dumpy ass whore!
For those of you who don’t speak Stephenie Meyer crazy, “Robsten” is what they call Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.
Attached – “Rob” on set today and also joined by Pierce Brosnan.
Thursday, July 09, 2009 at 11:16 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Best_and_Worst_of_2009_Robert_Pattinson_gets_attacked_in_NY.aspx
Best & Worst 2009: The attempted strangling of RP
Worst obviously because those crazy bitches could have hurt him, undeterred by the piss poor security, and best obviously because for those of us who are endlessly amused by the Twi-Hardery, this was some funny sh-t. Many of you were initially skeptical about all that hatemail – when you are sane, it’s difficult to imagine the behaviour of those who are very much not sane.
But then a few of them tried to strangle Robert Pattinson in New York while he was shooting Remember Me. And that pretty much took care of the doubt. They are F-CKED. You would have to be, non?
Hi Robert. Can you still get it up if I’m strangling you?
Monday, December 21, 2009 at 4:10 PM
Robert riots!
You have to wonder then…
How does Robert Pattinson really feel about Twilight fans? Because…
Umm…
Check out what just happened in New York.
They threw themselves on him. Like grabbed him around the neck!
So…
If you’re her, and you see him, what purpose would this serve?
Did she think he would say – oh thank you for trying to strangle me. Let’s make love now?
Poor guy. Bloody lunatics.
Monday, June 15, 2009 at 12:41 PM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Kristen_Stewart_hangs_out_with_Joan_Jett_while_Robert_Pattinson_gets_attacked_by_Twihards.aspx
While Robert Pattinson narrowly avoided getting strangled by Twi-hards yesterday in New York, and probably spent the rest of the night wanting to strangle himself (the Twilight albatross gets heavier and heavier…at this point it’s more like a noose), Kristen Stewart was in LA working on her Joan Jett biopic and hanging out with Joan Jett herself.
Please.
Getting screamed at by crazy ADULT fans, or having Joan Jett personally coach you…
Who had the better day?
By the way, there’s video of yesterday’s mauling. Even funnier, and more disturbing, than the photos. I particularly enjoy the part when you can hear some lunatic say:
We love you so much!
Then there’s the “Please! Please!” and you can hear some sobbing too.
Of course there’s the moment when he’s grabbed around the neck by the one in green but you’ll note that the attempt is followed up by a second lunatic in blue who tries to do the same but gets thwarted.
Fontrum. So. Much. Fontrum.
Twi-hards = endless entertainment
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 at 7:23 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Robert_Pattinson_gets_hit_by_cab_running_from_crazy_twihards.aspx
Running for his life
Radar is reporting that Robert Pattinson was in New York shooting today. A swarm of Twi-hards tried to attack him as he was leaving the Strand after filming a scene. (Amazing bookstore, but never ever go if you are short on time. You’ll need at least 2 hours. And then you’ll have to go back the next day.
So anyway, Pattinson was exiting the shoppe and they swarmed him, and his security had to fend off the lunatics, and he ran into the street and was nicked by a cab.
They’re trying to kill him.
See? It’s a noose. Twilight is a noose.
Here's what I don't understand. So you're a Twi-hard. You see him. And he flees. He escapes. He wants no part of you.
And you keep chasing?????????
It's as bad as begging to blow a dude even if he keeps pushing your head away.
PS. In fairness to Laura though, at the very least, Laura can restrain herself. Laura can spend 2 hours on a terrace and not make a fool of herself.
Thursday, June 18, 2009 at 12:39 PM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Robert_Pattinson_kept_like_caged_animal_because_of_Twilight_fan_craziness_on_set_of_Remember_Me_in_N.aspx
Robert Pattinson’s prison
These Twi-Hards…they’ve turned him into a goddamn fugitive.
Every day they line the streets, waiting for a glimpse. And as soon as the glimpse comes, they start screaming. As you can see in this video taken today - they scream simply because he’s walking to his car, head dipped down, desperate to get the f-ck away from them.
Twi-Hard lunacy has become so extreme that OK! Magazine reports that the crew has now constructed some sort of cage, 7ft high, for him to hide inside when he needs to be alone on set. We had something like this for Marcus when he was a puppy. Like a pen we’d leave him in when we went out. We’d give him a few cookies, and put the water dish in there, to train him to be independent.
Robert Pattinson is now living like my puppy.
Awesome Twi-Hards!
What drives this?
Oh it’s that dream. The same unique dream they all have: “I know that if I could just meet him, if I could just have that chance, he’d see that I’m different from the rest. And we could be together.”
As for those of you who think that it’s just the young ones…
Please. It’s not just the young ones. You’ve read the hate mail. It’s also the middle aged ones. With children. It’s all ages f-cking crazy!
Speaking of hate mail – you ready for another one? This comes from Wendy in Michigan.
Hi Lamey bitch! Don’t you dare join in with those tabloids and trying to spread rumors that Rob is with that Emilie fat ass. YOU ARE a JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She’s too fat for him anyway, look at her ass in those jeans and until you accept that Robsten is the real deal no one will be reading your site so give it up you dumpy ass whore!
For those of you who don’t speak Stephenie Meyer crazy, “Robsten” is what they call Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.
Attached – “Rob” on set today and also joined by Pierce Brosnan.
Thursday, July 09, 2009 at 11:16 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Best_and_Worst_of_2009_Robert_Pattinson_gets_attacked_in_NY.aspx
Best & Worst 2009: The attempted strangling of RP
But then a few of them tried to strangle Robert Pattinson in New York while he was shooting Remember Me. And that pretty much took care of the doubt. They are F-CKED. You would have to be, non?
Hi Robert. Can you still get it up if I’m strangling you?
Monday, December 21, 2009 at 4:10 PM
http://www.laineygossip.com/How_he_copes_blind_riddle_13jan10.aspx
It can be hard to breathe when you’re as young and as famous as he is. He copes in public situations not unlike many of his counterparts in the industry – as alarming as this sounds, a bump here and there is pedestrian in Hollywood. He’s been known however to lock himself in the bathroom and blow until he can face the world. But a word of advice to our fresh star – people know, and they are watching, and they are offering money to those around you, some friendly, some unfriendly, to catch you in a compromising position. So be careful who you trust. Fortunately, for your sake, so far they’ve refused to sell you out. But everyone has a price. People with children and mortgages have a price. And eventually someone will cave. And if you’re still hiding out in the toilet and rubbing your nose in it, suffice to say that photo can set them up for life. Careful now.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010 at 6:53 AM
Update (09/28/10):
clue
denial 1: Justin Bieber
reveal
It can be hard to breathe when you’re as young and as famous as he is. He copes in public situations not unlike many of his counterparts in the industry – as alarming as this sounds, a bump here and there is pedestrian in Hollywood. He’s been known however to lock himself in the bathroom and blow until he can face the world. But a word of advice to our fresh star – people know, and they are watching, and they are offering money to those around you, some friendly, some unfriendly, to catch you in a compromising position. So be careful who you trust. Fortunately, for your sake, so far they’ve refused to sell you out. But everyone has a price. People with children and mortgages have a price. And eventually someone will cave. And if you’re still hiding out in the toilet and rubbing your nose in it, suffice to say that photo can set them up for life. Careful now.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010 at 6:53 AM
Update (09/28/10):
clue
denial 1: Justin Bieber
reveal
http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_13jan10.aspx
PS. Hands Free is not Nick Cannon. But this is the best guess EVER.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
PS. Hands Free is not Nick Cannon. But this is the best guess EVER.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
http://www.laineygossip.com/Hands_Free_blind_riddle_12jan10.aspx
A quickie.
Who makes sure that her husband has someone on staff specifically to hold her bag while she watches him at work? This is the employee’s only job responsibility. This person does nothing else but hold the bag. There’s no multitasking here. Because the bag can’t be put away in a room or on a table. It must be held. But not by her. Because she photographs much better when she has her hands free. This is Status. This is Respect. This from a woman who claims she’s down with down home living. Not high maintenance? Please.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010 at 7:18 AM
Update (1/20/10):
denial 1: Nick Cannon
denial 2: Jennifer Garner
guess
reveal
poll results
A quickie.
Who makes sure that her husband has someone on staff specifically to hold her bag while she watches him at work? This is the employee’s only job responsibility. This person does nothing else but hold the bag. There’s no multitasking here. Because the bag can’t be put away in a room or on a table. It must be held. But not by her. Because she photographs much better when she has her hands free. This is Status. This is Respect. This from a woman who claims she’s down with down home living. Not high maintenance? Please.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010 at 7:18 AM
Update (1/20/10):
denial 1: Nick Cannon
denial 2: Jennifer Garner
guess
reveal
poll results
http://www.laineygossip.com/Gossip_for_Tuesday_January_12_2010.aspx
PS. Teri Hatcher isn’t the Good Mommy.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
PS. Teri Hatcher isn’t the Good Mommy.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_11jan10.aspx
Blake’s breasts get her a job. And an escape? (The Superficial)
Monday, January 11, 2010 at 11:15 AM
http://twitter.com/LaineyGossip/status/7631767385
Blake’s breasts get her a job. And an escape? (The Superficial)
Monday, January 11, 2010 at 11:15 AM
http://twitter.com/LaineyGossip/status/7631767385
one slips away, but in this business, there's always another, tits out, waiting for an opportunity.
about 5 hours ago from web
http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_08jan10.aspx
The Good Mommy is not Heather Locklear.
Friday, January 08, 2010
The Good Mommy is not Heather Locklear.
Friday, January 08, 2010
http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_08jan10.aspx
PS. Casting Couch is not about Amanda Peet or Jerry Bruckheimer or Jamie Pressley.
Friday, January 08, 2010
PS. Casting Couch is not about Amanda Peet or Jerry Bruckheimer or Jamie Pressley.
Friday, January 08, 2010
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_07jan10.aspx
PS. The Good Mommy is not Demi Moore or Christie Brinkley. Also not Debra Messing.
Thursday, January 07, 2010
PS. The Good Mommy is not Demi Moore or Christie Brinkley. Also not Debra Messing.
Thursday, January 07, 2010
http://www.laineygossip.com/Good_Mommy_Weight_Loss_Method_blind_riddle.aspx
These are the things you get from your mother.
Our perfect parent found a permanent way to keep the weight down – with a lap band installation a few years ago. At the same time, she thought she’d help out her little girl too. By pretty much forcing her teenage daughter to have one put in as well. The child protested but to no avail. And better still, instead of paying out of her own pocket, she insisted that the surgery be funded out of her precious’s bank account. Well in hindsight, no wonder.
Wednesday, January 06, 2010 at 11:55 AM
Update (01/12/10):
denial 1: Demi Moore, Christie Brinkley, Debra Messing
denial 2: Heather Locklear
denial 3: Teri Hatcher
These are the things you get from your mother.
Our perfect parent found a permanent way to keep the weight down – with a lap band installation a few years ago. At the same time, she thought she’d help out her little girl too. By pretty much forcing her teenage daughter to have one put in as well. The child protested but to no avail. And better still, instead of paying out of her own pocket, she insisted that the surgery be funded out of her precious’s bank account. Well in hindsight, no wonder.
Wednesday, January 06, 2010 at 11:55 AM
Update (01/12/10):
denial 1: Demi Moore, Christie Brinkley, Debra Messing
denial 2: Heather Locklear
denial 3: Teri Hatcher
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http://twitter.com/LaineyGossip/status/7409181496
totally forgot to "not" the Casting Couch today. Not Katie Holmes. Not Woody Allen. http://bit.ly/6XodeLTuesday, January 05, 2010
about 4 hours ago from web
http://www.laineygossip.com/Justin_Timberlake_in_Hollywood_after_Jessica_Biel_leaves_for_Kilimanjaro.aspx
He said he would climb Kilimanjaro for charity, then his girlfriend decided to tag along, but he got booked for a movie so he backed out, and since she doesn’t get booked for sh-t, she had to keep at it. Along with Emile Hirsch who was confirmed yesterday as the “surprise” celebrity. Buzz kill.
So Jessica Biel left for the week long expedition yesterday after spending the holiday with the Pip in Colorado. Click here for pictures. Just me or does her lip look extra, extra swollen? Is that normal?
Following Shelfy’s departure, Justin was spotted out for lunch yesterday in Hollywood. He’s still working on The Social Network. And if his performance in The Social Network is anything like his performance in The Open Road, well, not even David Fincher and Aaron Sorkin can save that sh-t. Perhaps the acting coach can work wonders.
But have you seen it?
Here. Suffer through 90 seconds of Justin Timberlake trying to act. One of the worst scenes, like, EVER. Christ. It’s full fontrum like you’ve never felt it before.
It’s a good thing this was buried so quickly. Because Jeff Bridges will be up for an Oscar for Crazy Heart. And you know how the voters don’t like to be disrespected by Norbit.
Tuesday, January 05, 2010 at 7:42 AM
He said he would climb Kilimanjaro for charity, then his girlfriend decided to tag along, but he got booked for a movie so he backed out, and since she doesn’t get booked for sh-t, she had to keep at it. Along with Emile Hirsch who was confirmed yesterday as the “surprise” celebrity. Buzz kill.
So Jessica Biel left for the week long expedition yesterday after spending the holiday with the Pip in Colorado. Click here for pictures. Just me or does her lip look extra, extra swollen? Is that normal?
Following Shelfy’s departure, Justin was spotted out for lunch yesterday in Hollywood. He’s still working on The Social Network. And if his performance in The Social Network is anything like his performance in The Open Road, well, not even David Fincher and Aaron Sorkin can save that sh-t. Perhaps the acting coach can work wonders.
But have you seen it?
Here. Suffer through 90 seconds of Justin Timberlake trying to act. One of the worst scenes, like, EVER. Christ. It’s full fontrum like you’ve never felt it before.
It’s a good thing this was buried so quickly. Because Jeff Bridges will be up for an Oscar for Crazy Heart. And you know how the voters don’t like to be disrespected by Norbit.
Tuesday, January 05, 2010 at 7:42 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_04jan09.aspx
PS. Casting Couch is not about Ali Larter or Monica Potter (good one) or Woody Allen.
Monday, January 04, 2010
PS. Casting Couch is not about Ali Larter or Monica Potter (good one) or Woody Allen.
Monday, January 04, 2010
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