"Hair issue (#1)" clue


Sarah Jessica Parker attended the New York City Ballet spring opening last night. Love the jacket over the dress. Love. But... she is deathly thin right now, non? Like more so than usual. Perhaps it’s the stress of running after two babies and a preschooler. I’ll say it again though – she’s never slammed for her veins and her emaciated frame. Because the MiniVan Majority loves TBS Sex & the City. So fabulous! Let’s have cosmos followed by “exotic” Indian food!

Sex & the City 2 is coming. Which means the Dress Porn is coming. Which could be the only reason to see it. Interesting article in the LA Times about Carrie’s ridiculous logic defying wardrobe. Click here to read.

Friday, April 30, 2010 at 11:02 AM


She does a hair flower better than anyone else. I want to do a hair flower one day. But mine is so slippery the flower wouldn’t stay. And I’d keep cocking my head to one said and my neck would crick. Fashion, so often, is about suffering. It really really is.

Sarah Jessica Parker wore Halston because, like, she “designs” for the line now. All that design work, and raising three children, and making silly Sex sequels must be cutting in her sleeping and eating time because goddamn she is bones right now. And she’s already been choosing Body > Face for years.

Am so curious though, if for one year SJP would allow herself to be pick Face > Body, what would that look like?

Tuesday, May 04, 2010 at 11:36 AM


We can all relate to SJP

Well can't we? This is what they try to sell us on, isn't it? I read an article recently where she said that she eats whenever she wants and whatever she wants because life is too short for deprivation and she couldn't imagine existing without the joy of food. Some sh-t like that.

So here's the relatable, food-enjoying Sarah Jessica Parker, the morning after the UK premiere of Sex & the City 2, arriving at the Alexander McQueen offices today in London in jeans and heels showing off her relatable, food-enjoying legs. We can all relate to her thighs being the same size as her calves because Carrie Bradshaw has great clothes and let's have cosmos and marry off our gays.

Friday, May 28, 2010 at 11:57 AM

Hair issues

Lea Michele tries to be sexy. Wonder if she waxed. (Popeater)

Tuesday, October 19, 2010 at 11:29 AM

Hair issues

[Comment From Mel ]
I was right, Anorexic Hair is Lea Michele!
Lainey: Mel - nope.
Tuesday, October 19, 2010 at 11:53 AM

Hair issues
[Comment From sara ]
lainey, is catherine zeta jones the one with the hair problem that cost her a role?
Lainey: Sara - not Zeta.
[Comment From Laura ]
Lainey-- The blind item about hairy arms, Kristen Bell?
Lainey: Laura - no
Tuesday, October 19, 2010 at 11:53 AM

Hair issues