Locker Room duties

http://laineygossip.com/Locker_Room_duties_blind_riddle_16jun11.aspx

This has nothing to do with how John Travolta behaves at a spa. But I love that your first instinct was to go there.

For Seych who graduated from SFU yesterday and was reading LaineyGossip under the regalia through the boring bits – a riddle by request:

You want to know how spoiled celebrities are? Every morning when he goes to the gym and opens up his locker, he expects to find inside a vacuum sealed package containing a set of clean workout clothes. He leaves the used clothes inside the locker after the training session. An employee is then required to come to the gym later and replace the dirty items with a fresh vacuum pack option for the next day. The clothes have to be vacuum packed. They can’t just be laundered and folded and placed gently on the shelf. And in LA, for the stars, a request like this is considered commonplace.

Thursday, June 16, 2011 at 7:14 AM

http://www.laineygossip.com/Weekly_Live_Blog_14jun11.aspx

So... which celebrity has a staff person clean up his locker at the gym, and vacuum seal all his clothes for the next day?

There. A riddle to end our liveblog. Thanks for joining us!

Tuesday, June 14, 2011 at 11:54 AM

Update (7/17/11):

reveal

Locker Room duties

07 June 2011 Smutty Shout-Out

http://laineygossip.com/Smutty_ShoutOuts_07jun11.aspx

As for a blind riddle, there’s a Hollywood sure-cock who keeps deliberately hitting on and f-cking married women because he gets off on the fact that they’re almost always ready to leave their marriages for him. Who?

Tuesday, June 07, 2011 at 6:20 AM

07 June 2011 Smutty Shout-Out

Two Quickies

http://laineygossip.com/Two_quickie_blind_riddles_May_2011_25may11.aspx

Which tv personality flirts dangerously with GHB and then, consequently, with strangers when he’s relaxing from a hard day’s work? So far it hasn’t gotten him into too much trouble yet but it can get rough out there, even though he likes it that way.

A chronic cheater slept with the girl who has also been around a lot, and has had her share of infidelity too, on both sides of the equation, and while their hookup was very brief, he was becoming serious with his gf at the time. They are still together, and she still doesn’t know. About this time, or all of the other ones. So dumb.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 1:02 PM

Two Quickies

Producer after producer

http://laineygossip.com/Producer_after_producer_Blind_Riddle_16may11.aspx

He has been sleeping with producer after producer - mostly females, any age, any shape - offering himself in exchange for opportunities. Any opportunities. While it's rather competitive among famewhores on the project he's best known for, it turns out he's the one who's most aggressive, most desperate, most willing to do whatever it takes to get ahead. Hilarious because it hasn't exactly been working for him until recently, a surprise gig. Still, after so many tries, and other boys on the side in the city, and so many nights with much older lady executives, you'd think he would have gotten further ahead than where he's come to now which really isn't all that impressive. Maybe that's why he decided to switch sides. Besides, it suits his true preference anyway. He'll do both, but men are what really make him happy. So he must not have minded so much when he laid himself out, twice, for a very high profile male producer with an impressive resume mentoring some huge names, recently, in the hopes of perhaps crossing over, straddling several different portfolios at the same time. If Jennifer Lopez can be a multihyphenate, with one of those hyphens being a music career, I suppose it gives others hope that they can too, him included. Never mind that there's an over 25 year age gap between them.

Monday, May 16, 2011 at 10:53 AM

Update (10/15/11):

red herring 1

red herring 2

Producer after producer

"Boy Crazy" clue 3

http://www.laineygossip.com/Cameron_Diaz_May_GQ.aspx

This is single Cameron Diaz on the cover of May GQ. This is ridiculous. Cam’s body is ridiculous.

Cameron tells the magazine that she’s been "boy crazy" for a year. That she is choosing not to be in a relationship because that’s where she is right now, preferring to enjoy instead a brief hook up now and again with the likes of John Mayer, Bradley Cooper, and – ugh – Criss Angel.

Love it. Between Cam and Kate Hudson, it’s all about ladies in total control having sex. Lindsay Lohan could stand to learn a lesson.

Oh and one more thing:


Cam > Shelf Ass

That’s all.

Monday, March 31, 2008 at 1:39 PM

Boy Crazy

"Boy Crazy" clue 3

"Boy Crazy" reveal 3

http://www.laineygossip.com/Alex_Rodriguez_rumoured_flirting_with_Christie_Brinkley_behind_Cameron_Diazs_back_06jul11.aspx

Will Cam lose it over Christie?

It’s a famous story and one that many enjoy recalling – after Justin Timberlake broke up with Cameron Diaz and hooked up with Jessica Biel, Cam gave him the gears for almost an hour at an awards show afterparty while an embarrassed Drew Barrymore looked on.

Cam has said she will fly, far and wide, for cock. She also goes apesh-t over it, as demonstrated in the incident over Biel and, well, in how she has behaved with magazine editors when they suggest her boyfriends may not be faithful. Gift! I guess in that respect Cam and Lohan, Lindsay may be alike.

So what will happen over Christie Brinkley?

The NY Daily News reports that Brinkley was Alex Rodriguez’s guest at a Yankees game last week. Supposedly he was “hitting on her” and told her that he was “unattached”. Another source insists they’re just friends. And A-Rod and Cam were inseparable the Independence Day weekend, seemingly as into each other as they’ve ever been. But that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t get down with some action on the side.

Did you see Christie at the Tony Awards? She’ll be playing Roxie Hart soon on Broadway in Chicago and was a presenter at the event. Scared the sh-t out of me. Was like her eyes were bugging out of her face, and she smiled so hard and delivered every word with such Try, I had to look away. Check her out on the carpet that night. See what I mean? Why are you posing with your arm behind your head?

You know when you can smell a woman’s hunger for a man? I’m just saying I don’t think Christie would turn away A-Rod’s advances. And I hate myself for saying that. I do. On some level I don’t think it’s fair. At the same time, I also think there’s a way to be of a certain age, and single, without ...needing it so obviously. It’s a measure of self-value, non? Am I offside?

Wednesday, July 06, 2011 at 9:50 AM

Boy Crazy

"Boy Crazy" reveal 3

"Boy Crazy" clue 2

http://www.laineygossip.com/Cameron_Diaz_in_Europe_while_ARod_flirts_with_housewife_in_Miami_07dec10.aspx


Smell another jealous rage?

Remember when this happened? Click here for a refresher on Cameron Diaz throwing herself at Alex Rodriguez in Mexico over Thanksgiving changing her forever in my mind and remind me that she is the girl who lost her sh-t at Justin Timberlake for picking up with Jessica Biel so soon after they split; she is the girl who embarrasses herself at a bar with a douchebag who barely cares.

And now this prick, while Cam’s away in Europe promoting The Green Hornet, is apparently kicking it low rent with some Housewife of Some City (the one who always walks around in a bikini?) called Kelly Bensimon in Miami. Page Six reports that ARod was flirting with Bensimon at an Art Basel party the other night. Another source tells the paper that: "While Alex was recently seen with Cameron Diaz again, they're not back together. He is single."

Does she know that?

Or will she get home and throw down with a D Lister when she finds out?

Please.

Pease let this happen.

And please let it happen like this. The video below. I’ve been waiting to find a reason to post it. And since Cammie is prone to jealous rages, well, it’s really the best fit. Thanks Ritchie!

You don’t have to be Chinese to appreciate the beauty of this clip. It will make your life no matter what language you speak. If you are fluent in Cantonese however you’ll know why I love it so much. It’s the best f-cking sh-t I have EVER SEEN. And before you suggest that it might be a fraud...

Don’t.

You don’t know my people.

If it was a fraud, you’d be able to see the other girl’s face. She’d get full exposure for her troubles. They’re vain that way these Hong Kong girls.

Anyway, enough commentary from me. Watch and be happy. And now imagine Cammie D doing the same. OMG. Why wasn’t I in this restaurant when this went down?!?!

Tuesday, December 07, 2010 at 8:36 AM

Boy Crazy

"Boy Crazy" clue 2

"Boy Crazy" clue 1

http://www.laineygossip.com/Cameron_Diaz_Jessica_Biel_Cam_Diaz_Hermy_AND_Desperate_.aspx


Cam Diaz: Hermy AND Desperate?

Girl needs to learn how to get over a break up because I can smell her desperation from over here.

Flirting with Leo? Good. Stalking JT and losing her sh-t on Jessica Biel? Not just not good...it"s f&cking pathetic.

Apparently Cam saw Pip chatting up Jessica at one of the parties and in a jealous, insecure rage proceeded to tear a strip off of her ridiculously perky ass which is consistent with Us Weekly"s report last week about Cam"s possessive behaviour throughout their relationship, going so far as to cockblock a few eager ladies last year who wanted to approach Justin at a club.

Her message?

Something to the effect of: To get to him, you go through me.

Damn...Bitch has the guarding instinct of a Rottweiler.

SO not attractive. But actually rather ballsy...in more ways than one, and encouraging too! Because even though her Hermy"s been hiding, it"s really great to see that the Hermy"s come back - in the form of possessive "Roid Rage, not unlike a beer chugging boyfriend with a pick up who won"t let his girl so much as look at another dude without popping a vein.

And just think - litle Pip was on the receiving end of this for nearly 3 years ...now does that scream manly man? Does it really?

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

http://www.laineygossip.com/Cameron_Diaz_flips_out_on_Justin_Timberlake_at_Golden_Globes_over_Jessica_Biel_Best_of_2007.aspx

Great smut but not the best move for Cameron Diaz. At the Golden Globes last January, Pip and Cam had just announced their break up. Both were scheduled to present at the event. And of course Jessica Biel somehow weaseled her way in too. Objective: to snare a Pipsqueak within the tight grip of her Shelf Ass.

Mission successful.

Pip bit. And Cam saw. And instead of playing it chill, Cam lost her sh*t, tearing a strip of the Shelf before launching into a 45 minute tirade in JT’s face at an afterparty. At one point the former Herm was overhead shouting: so what…she’s like your f&cking girlfriend now???

Embarrassingly enough, Cam kept going until Drew Barrymore pulled her away. And to add insult to injury, Cam’s white dress fell flat…

Not exactly her proudest moment. Especially when Us Weekly and every other gossip rag gets hold of it and the story becomes public knowledge. Do you love it?

Thanks to Chelly P for the suggestion!

But seriously… J Biel’s dress for the Globes – does it get any cheaper? Can she be more out of her league???

Photos attached of all 3 at the Globes.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 4:25 PM

Boy Crazy

"Boy Crazy" clue 1

"Boy Crazy" reveal 2

http://www.laineygossip.com/Cameron_Diaz_tells_Maxim_that_women_shouldnt_be_crazy_bitches_in_a_relationship_04may11.aspx


Cam talks big

Cameron Diaz is featured on Maxim’s Hot 100 of 2011. She ranks 4th. So, you know, she’s fronting like she’s all cool about relationships in a men’s magazine, perpetuating the image that she’s a guy’s girl, burpy and farty, super chill, not super clingy, and doesn’t demand more:


"I do (think marriage is a dying institution). I think we have to make our own rules. I don't think we should live our lives in relationships based off old traditions that don't suit our world any longer."

Then she goes on to share how she thinks men and women should behave in a relationship:


"Guys need women who challenge them and don't let them get away with their sh-t. Women, conversely, need to not be crazy bitches who blow up when their guys tell them something that scares them."

True. I agree with this. But does she actually own it? Because, um, the Cam who’s with ARod is the one who is all over him at the bar, even when he’s ignoring her. And, well, if we’re going to be talking about crazy bitches who blow up, errrrmmm….

Golden Globes. 2007. Cammie loses it on Justin Timberlake at an afterparty when she finds out about Jessica Biel. Like she followed him from one party to another before confronting him for 45 minutes. This doesn’t include all the sh-t she threw down when they were actually still together and he was stepping out on her. I mean…

Go ahead and talk big. But if you can’t back up your big talk, in the end you’re just the girl controlled by the cock which is less Madonna than it is LeAnn Rimes. Great shoes though.

Click here for the full Maxim List.

Wednesday, May 04, 2011 at 2:15 PM

Boy Crazy

"Boy Crazy" reveal 2

"Boy Crazy" reveal 1

http://www.laineygossip.com/Cameron_Diaz_in_London_to_start_working_on_Gambit_21apr11.aspx

Cameron Diaz was photographed in London today at a production meeting in preparation for her next film Gambit with Colin Firth and Alan Rickman. Lucky bitch!

So…

She’ll be working for at least a few weeks away from boyfriend Alex Rodriguez. Maybe in that time she’ll figure out she’s over it? Doubtful.

What’s more likely is that in that time he’ll f-ck her over. You know, ARod is just that kind of guy. And then she won’t believe it and she’ll drill a hole through some editor’s ass when a magazine prints the story. What?

In addition to shooting in England, Cam will also have to start promoting Bad Teacher opening on June 24 which… I loved the trailer SO much. And given the disconnect between it and what she’s really like, all clingy and sh-t, I guess we underestimate what a good actor she is. She really is.

F-ck my ass.

Thursday, April 21, 2011 at 2:04 PM

Boy Crazy

"Boy Crazy" reveal 1

"One line or two lines?" it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_30mar11.aspx

This is not One Line or Two Lines (Hollywood Tuna)

Wednesday, March 30, 2011 at 11:09 AM

One line or two lines?

"One line or two lines?" it's not...

One line or two lines?

http://www.laineygossip.com/One_line_or_two_lines_blind_riddle_30mar11.aspx

Which young star was spotted picking up a pregnancy test during her next promotional stop? She’s officially single right now, but toying with the idea of new boyfriend though it remains to be seen whether or not he’s just a convenient distraction for publicity or the real deal. Or maybe it’s a leftover from the ex after a farewell hookup?

Needless to say, with that kind of purchase, someone’s been in there. And they may have not been careful, although I guess it shouldn’t surprise me anymore that getting knocked up is a career strategy these days. Naïve as it sound however in her case I just can’t see it. Too young, not ready. Which means I hope her test comes back negative. Because otherwise, obviously, it’s a lot of drama to take care of.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011 at 8:28 AM

Update (8/11/11):

denial 1: Amanda Seyfried
clue

One line or two lines?

"Even B List needs a beard," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Weekly_Live_Blog_29mar11.aspx

[Comment From Kim ]
Beard Blind Item - John Stamos?

Lainey: Kim - no. Good guess though.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011 at 11:54 AM

Even B List needs a beard

"Even B List needs a beard," it's not...

"Even B List needs a beard" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Mario_Lopez_in_A_Chorus_Line_on_Broadway.aspx

No Rhythm > Over-Rhythm

Am not evolved enough to understand the apparent loin-inflammation that has been resulting from Mario Lopez’s Broadway debut in A Chorus Line. So he can dance. But does he have to flame dance?

This is ignorant, I know. And I wish I could be like Sarah Jessica Parker. I wish I could see a dandy up on stage and go ahead and marry it. But I am a small person. And if given the choice, I’d prefer my man with no rhythm than an over abundance of it.

I’d rather my man in the corner, knowing his rhythmic limitations, happy to nurse a beer and bop his head, happy to watch me bop my head with my girls, happy to chill off the dance floor waiting for me to finish.

I reckon Jim Sturgess is this kind of man. A man I’d like to walk with in slow motion out of a club, with his arm draped around me and his hand dangling off my shoulder, lanky and long in skinny jeans and a leather jacket with his hair in his eyes, not knowing the first thing about razzle dazzle on the stage but everything about razzle dazzle in the bedroom.

Yum.

Monday, April 14, 2008 at 2:11 PM

http://www.laineygossip.com/Kylie_Minogue_announces_6_date_North_American_tour.aspx

My main gay Darren has been working hard, travelling from one coast to another for several months. As such, we haven’t been drunk together nearly enough all year. Darren misses me. He missed me so much yesterday he actually watched part of the hockey game and texted me from home, not knowing what he was looking at but wanting to feel close to me. I was touched. So here are two gifts in return for my ‘mo.

First a piece of cheese. Or a pair of cheese nipples depending how you look at it. Mario Lopez last night leaving Katsuya. Gross. Not Katsuya. Mario Lopez. Like really, really disgusting. I will never understand women who swoon at this beefcake business. It’s repels me. I actually feel queasy.

Darren however is all over it.

He’ll also be all over this:

Kylie Minogue announced her first North American tour today. Six cities – and Toronto is one of them! Thanksgiving weekend! Click here for more information. Book the flight, sister!

Wednesday, May 06, 2009 at 12:36 PM

Even B List needs a beard

"Even B List needs a beard" clue

"Even B List needs a beard," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Weekly_Live_Blog_29mar11.aspx

[Comment From Guest ]
blind item-mark wahlberg?

Lainey: Guest - no

Tuesday, March 29, 2011 at 11:54 AM

Even B List needs a beard

"Even B List needs a beard," it's not...

"Even B List needs a beard," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Weekly_Live_Blog_29mar11.aspx

[Comment From Angie ]
Blind Item is Mr. Lowe right?

Lainey: Angie - no

Tuesday, March 29, 2011 at 11:54 AM

Even B List needs a beard

"Even B List needs a beard," it's not...

Even B List needs a beard

http://www.laineygossip.com/Even_B_List_needs_a_beard_blind_riddle_29mar11.aspx

It’s not just the super elite actors, the film stars, who need to beard and pretend. Even the lower ranking ones do too. Calling him B List might be a little generous, but he has had his share of magazine covers, is the face of a few shows, and is surprisingly entrepreneurial, with successful projects across several other platforms, all banking on looks and virility. While I can’t personally see it, his appeal is strong enough that it has overcome his reputation as a chronic philanderer whose wife left him because he couldn’t stay faithful. It was always assumed that he was cheating with women. And in a way, given his errrm sex symbol image, that may have worked for him.

But what if the cheating was with men? One night in New York, he was on the receiving end of a very enthusiastic blow job from a very enthusiastic young giver who was clearly not his baby mother because his baby mother is, obviously, not a boy. The baby mother very likely knows though. After all, it wouldn’t be an arrangement that she’d be unfamiliar with, given where they met. Still, dude, if you’re keeping that kind of secret, and you hit up a bar to get blown, you may want to tip the staff a little better than you do. Because they are talking. And it’s not like people haven’t been wondering this about you for a long, long time anyway.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011 at 7:32 AM

Update (3/29/11):

denial 1: Rob Lowe

denial 2: Mark Wahlberg

clue

denial 3: John Stamos

Even B List needs a beard

Twitter comment

http://twitter.com/LaineyGossip/status/52218904117919744

Except my feet really hurt. Reminds me of what @jessimtv said at the Oscars abt a nominated actress who Botoxed her feet 4comfort in heels

8:02 PM Mar 27th via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Twitter comment

"01 February 2011 Smutty Shout-Out" reveal

http://www.laineygossip.com/Wes_Bentley_and_Olga_Kurylenko_promote_There_Be_Dragons_in_Spain_22mar11.aspx

Ricky Fitts!

I’ve maybe seen American Beauty too many times.

Anyway, Wes Bentley is back. He was in Spain today promoting a movie we’ll probably never see called There Be Dragons with Olga Kurylenko. We’ll get to her later. Wes is making something of a comeback. And a rather honest one, I think.

He was in Toronto a few years ago shooting a movie. I remember hearing that there were times they couldn’t get him out of his room he was so strung out. Heroin was his problem. In a very candid New York Times piece last year, he talked about his multi-year addiction, how it wrecked his marriage, and almost took his life, and what it took to get out. Click here to read it.

Bentley looks healthy now, non? Really, really, really good. Hopefully he can hang on.

As for Olga Kurylenko – you’ll recall if you’ve been reading for long enough that I was major hard for her after the Bond Quantum movie, like all the time. Her face…it’s exquisite. Olga just came off working on the new Terrence Malick film in Oklahoma with Rachel McAdams and Ben Affleck. I’m sure he didn’t notice.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011 at 1:41 PM

01 February 2011 Smutty Shout-Out

"01 February 2011 Smutty Shout-Out" reveal

"Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Weekly_Live_Blog_22mar11.aspx

[Comment From Sassy ]
Bathroom Bitch is Lea, right?

Lainey: Sassy - no

Tuesday, March 22, 2011 at 11:54 AM

Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl

"Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl," it's not...