"Text Harassment" revealed again


This is not Nicole Kidman with black hair. It is in fact Courteney Cox, at the Crystal + Lucy Awards last night where she was honoured for her work on television. Courteney arrived with her husband David Arquette and an ever tightening face. Not as alarming, no, as Nicole Kidman Granny Freeze’s, especially since Cox’s Third Lip protrusion was kept to a minimum, but with many similarities nonetheless, particularly something around the eyes and cheeks, and made even more obvious when she’s posing next to Vanessa Hudgens who is 24 years – a quarter of a century! – her junior and they look practically the same.


Oh right.

It’s all Kinerase. Cox is the spokesperson.

David’s presence at Courteney’s side last night flies in the face of recent reports, courtesy Star Magazine, that Courteney is having an affair with her Cougartown co-star Brian Van Holt. A tryst with a co-star? Never. An understanding with her husband? Of course not. History repeats itself, a different show, the same behaviour? Rdiculous.

Wednesday, June 02, 2010 at 8:14 AM

Text Harassment

"The Smutty Shout-Out," it's not...


PS. She’s not the Smutty Shout-Out blind riddle. Her drama is a little more old-fashioned.

Monday, May 31, 2010 at 8:14 AM

The Smutty Shout-Out

Don’t have a juicy blind but I do have a rather pedestrian one about a girl whose mom has no idea she likes inviting strange men into her hotel rooms to f-ck and snort. Is that ok?

Friday, May 28, 2010 at 6:57 AM

Update (5/31/10):
denial 1: Miley Cyrus

"They all fall down" reveal #2


She’s a Roberts

Her father’s daughter and her aunt’s niece – this is Emma Roberts last night in London at the premiere of her new film 4321. Afterwards she hit the party. And seemed to enjoy it, ciggie dangling out of her mouth, ready for a late night.

Oh young Emma. Just 19. There’s hope for you yet. Drama after all is in the family. Her dad had his problems, her aunt Julia wasn’t speaking to her dad because of those problems, and her aunt Julia, actually, at this age was juuuuust getting started. If Emma’s to follow Julia’s lead, in the next 3 years, she’ll skyrocket to fame, date a succession of co-stars (remember Liam Neeson???), leave one man at the altar for his best friend, shock the world and marry a random on a whim (not that Lyle is random but their pairing definitely was), suffer a nervous breakdown, all before the age of 24.

Photo Assumption says Emma totally has it in her. You?

Wednesday, May 26, 2010 at 10:07 AM

They all fall down