It's not Craig Ferguson either.
Tuesday, September 21, 2010 at 11:43 AM
Bad with people
Bad with people
http://www.laineygossip.com/Weekly_Live_Blog_21sept10.aspx
and of course some riddle guesses but I’ll tell you off the top right now, it is absolutely NOT Jon Stewart.
and of course some riddle guesses but I’ll tell you off the top right now, it is absolutely NOT Jon Stewart.
Tuesday, September 21, 2010 at 11:43 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_21sept10.aspx
Dear Gossips,
The Weekly LiveBlog is back today at 3pm ET/Noon PT. And also, if you haven’t already, and you can do so once a day, remember to enter the IT Lounge giveaway – a TIFF gift bag valued at $2,000 can be yours... and NOT my ma’s, the greedy Squawking Chicken, who has been calling me every day asking if someone has claimed the prize. Am convinced that there’s an entire generation of Chinese people who don’t understand contest deadlines. Click here for more.
It was a heavy column yesterday. Please scroll down to get caught up if you missed a few posts.
As for Ryan Reynolds – thanks for your emails getting on my ass to post it. The article is coming, I just have to finish writing. Soon though, promise, I haven’t forgotten. Also look out for the one about the beloved host of a popular, but not that popular, show who managed to make everyone hate him – it’s unanimous! – after what was supposed to be a play nice promotional tour. This one broke my heart a little.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
Dear Gossips,
The Weekly LiveBlog is back today at 3pm ET/Noon PT. And also, if you haven’t already, and you can do so once a day, remember to enter the IT Lounge giveaway – a TIFF gift bag valued at $2,000 can be yours... and NOT my ma’s, the greedy Squawking Chicken, who has been calling me every day asking if someone has claimed the prize. Am convinced that there’s an entire generation of Chinese people who don’t understand contest deadlines. Click here for more.
It was a heavy column yesterday. Please scroll down to get caught up if you missed a few posts.
As for Ryan Reynolds – thanks for your emails getting on my ass to post it. The article is coming, I just have to finish writing. Soon though, promise, I haven’t forgotten. Also look out for the one about the beloved host of a popular, but not that popular, show who managed to make everyone hate him – it’s unanimous! – after what was supposed to be a play nice promotional tour. This one broke my heart a little.
Lainey
Tuesday, September 21, 2010 at 7:04 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Bad_with_People_blind_riddle_21sept10.aspx
Maybe we’re not his species. But he broke hearts recently on a promotional tour and shat on all the little people in his way. Of course he turned it on for cameras, of course he was super nice to those with a higher profile, but assistants, crew, hair and makeup, drivers, all were beneath him, which is why he required his door opened every time, all the time, would make a stink if he had to help himself, and refused to make eye contact with the lowly helpers who were ordered to provide his refreshments.
At all stops he would sweep into the makeup room, total JLo/Mimi/Country Bitch/major ass diva styles, not bother with an introduction, put his feet up on the artist table, throw his head back, CLOSE HIS EYES, and EXPECT to be treated. No please, no thank you, not even any simple request, to the point where, on several occasions, no one knew what to do, until it had to be explained to them that this particular move signals that he’s ready to have his makeup either applied or taken off, depending on where we are in the day.
Ohhhhhh...
I’m sorry, I didn’t know.
Well of course that’s what it means.
Only a well mannered, well raised human being would expect someone who’s never met you before to automatically know what the f-ck it is that you’re asking for when you’re too special to have to ask for it in the first place. Asshole.
What a major disappointment. As for his victims? They are the sweetest, loveliest, gentlest people I’ve ever worked with. They’ve also worked with some of the biggest names in entertainment. And all of them said that this motherf-cker, with his little specialty show, could rival and surpass the top superstars in the world in attitude and f-ckery.
Bitch, you just lost a lot of fans.
Maybe we’re not his species. But he broke hearts recently on a promotional tour and shat on all the little people in his way. Of course he turned it on for cameras, of course he was super nice to those with a higher profile, but assistants, crew, hair and makeup, drivers, all were beneath him, which is why he required his door opened every time, all the time, would make a stink if he had to help himself, and refused to make eye contact with the lowly helpers who were ordered to provide his refreshments.
At all stops he would sweep into the makeup room, total JLo/Mimi/Country Bitch/major ass diva styles, not bother with an introduction, put his feet up on the artist table, throw his head back, CLOSE HIS EYES, and EXPECT to be treated. No please, no thank you, not even any simple request, to the point where, on several occasions, no one knew what to do, until it had to be explained to them that this particular move signals that he’s ready to have his makeup either applied or taken off, depending on where we are in the day.
Ohhhhhh...
I’m sorry, I didn’t know.
Well of course that’s what it means.
Only a well mannered, well raised human being would expect someone who’s never met you before to automatically know what the f-ck it is that you’re asking for when you’re too special to have to ask for it in the first place. Asshole.
What a major disappointment. As for his victims? They are the sweetest, loveliest, gentlest people I’ve ever worked with. They’ve also worked with some of the biggest names in entertainment. And all of them said that this motherf-cker, with his little specialty show, could rival and surpass the top superstars in the world in attitude and f-ckery.
Bitch, you just lost a lot of fans.
Tuesday, September 21, 2010 at 7:51 AM
Update (11/03/10):
clue 1
clue 2
denial 1: Jon Stewart
denial 2: Craig Ferguson
denial 3: Conan O'Brien
denial 4: Ryan Reynolds
clue 3 & denial 5: Conan O'Brien, Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart & "anyone on late night"
denial 6: Joel McHale
reveal
clue 2
denial 1: Jon Stewart
denial 2: Craig Ferguson
denial 3: Conan O'Brien
denial 4: Ryan Reynolds
clue 3 & denial 5: Conan O'Brien, Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart & "anyone on late night"
denial 6: Joel McHale
reveal
[Comment From Candice]
Lainey - is it Kristen Stewart who hates her hair?
Lainey: Candice - No. Also not Heigl.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010 at 12:13 PM
20 July 2010 Live Blog
also - which highly insecure actress is creating constant drama by refusing to attend social commitments because she hates her hair?
part 2 of blind: so her boyfriend goes to these functions and sheepishly has to make up one excuse after another.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010 at 12:13 PM
Update (9/23/10):
2http://www.laineygossip.com/Elisabetta_Canalis_amazing_ass_vacationing_in_Lake_Como_28june10.aspx
An Italian Queen. THE Italian Queen.
She's in her homeland living the George Clooney life for the summer, vacationing at his annual retreat in Lake Como, boating with the girls the other day in a bikini, showing off her tight ass, a crazy ass. Perhaps that's how they communicate. Through her ass. Because the English, well, we're still working on the English.
I often say that the mark of a great ass is one that can speak to you in several different languages and do your homework if you ask it to. Elisabetta Canalis's ass can take you through a PhD, goddamn.
As for where George is - he's probably watching them frolic with a cigar in his mouth from the deck, glass of Jack in his right hand, maybe nibbling on a piece of dark chocolate in his left, although these days I hear he's trying to abstain. Watching his weight.
An Italian Queen. THE Italian Queen.
She's in her homeland living the George Clooney life for the summer, vacationing at his annual retreat in Lake Como, boating with the girls the other day in a bikini, showing off her tight ass, a crazy ass. Perhaps that's how they communicate. Through her ass. Because the English, well, we're still working on the English.
I often say that the mark of a great ass is one that can speak to you in several different languages and do your homework if you ask it to. Elisabetta Canalis's ass can take you through a PhD, goddamn.
As for where George is - he's probably watching them frolic with a cigar in his mouth from the deck, glass of Jack in his right hand, maybe nibbling on a piece of dark chocolate in his left, although these days I hear he's trying to abstain. Watching his weight.
Monday, June 28, 2010 at 9:45 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_22june10.aspx
It’s Tuesday – am online all day, please check back often. And a note on S.M.U.T.: there are only a handful of tickets left and I’m told they’ll be gone by tomorrow, so if you haven’t already, click here to order. ARE YOU COMING? I’m already preparing my notes and reveals. Don’t forget to ask me about Katherine Heigl.
It’s Tuesday – am online all day, please check back often. And a note on S.M.U.T.: there are only a handful of tickets left and I’m told they’ll be gone by tomorrow, so if you haven’t already, click here to order. ARE YOU COMING? I’m already preparing my notes and reveals. Don’t forget to ask me about Katherine Heigl.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010 at 6:34 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Ingrate_Katherine_Heigl_wants_off_Greys_Anatomy.aspx
The Ingrate: A History
The Princess of AssTalk wants off Grey’s Anatomy which is why she mouthed off a couple of weeks ago about the weakness of the writing, hiding her ulterior motives behind a pathetic attempt at “honour” to fleece the MiniVan Majority.
You will note…People Magazine has still not reported on the story.
The seeds of Katherine Heigl’s discontent however go way back. My sources tell me exclusively that she’s been pissy for a while now, since before last season. Studio executives and producers had been requesting to ramp up her press requirements, putting her on par with Patrick Dempsey in terms of popularity, especially notable since she had been fighting for the same salary. But because they hadn’t caved in to exactly her demands, am told she not only refused, she threw it in their faces when she was more than accommodating with scheduling press for her film commitments.
Turns out Katie was harbouring a grudge. Apparently when the show started to buzz, Katie supposedly had her sights set on a house in the Hollywood Hills. She pretty much stormed ABC and demanded that they give her a loan but was promptly told to suck it. Katie did not take it well, insisting that the studio front her the money for a house with the kind of security system worthy of an emerging star of her stature.
Needless to say…again…they told her to beat it.
She has been bitter about it ever since. And now that she’s been able to move over to the big screen, the f&ckery continues. She intends to keep up with her shenanigans until she gets what she wants: to be discharged from Seattle Grace.
Best part is though… am told that Shonda Rhimes was in a series of meetings last week and made it quite clear: she will NOT release Katherine Heigl. At least not until she feels Izzie Stevens has nothing left to give. Right now… Izzie still has many gifts.
Which means that ungrateful bitch will stay. And she will sulk. And she will hate it. And it will make my life.
Here’s Heigl supporting her husband at one of his shows the other night.
The Ingrate: A History
The Princess of AssTalk wants off Grey’s Anatomy which is why she mouthed off a couple of weeks ago about the weakness of the writing, hiding her ulterior motives behind a pathetic attempt at “honour” to fleece the MiniVan Majority.
You will note…People Magazine has still not reported on the story.
The seeds of Katherine Heigl’s discontent however go way back. My sources tell me exclusively that she’s been pissy for a while now, since before last season. Studio executives and producers had been requesting to ramp up her press requirements, putting her on par with Patrick Dempsey in terms of popularity, especially notable since she had been fighting for the same salary. But because they hadn’t caved in to exactly her demands, am told she not only refused, she threw it in their faces when she was more than accommodating with scheduling press for her film commitments.
Turns out Katie was harbouring a grudge. Apparently when the show started to buzz, Katie supposedly had her sights set on a house in the Hollywood Hills. She pretty much stormed ABC and demanded that they give her a loan but was promptly told to suck it. Katie did not take it well, insisting that the studio front her the money for a house with the kind of security system worthy of an emerging star of her stature.
She has been bitter about it ever since. And now that she’s been able to move over to the big screen, the f&ckery continues. She intends to keep up with her shenanigans until she gets what she wants: to be discharged from Seattle Grace.
Best part is though… am told that Shonda Rhimes was in a series of meetings last week and made it quite clear: she will NOT release Katherine Heigl. At least not until she feels Izzie Stevens has nothing left to give. Right now… Izzie still has many gifts.
Which means that ungrateful bitch will stay. And she will sulk. And she will hate it. And it will make my life.
Here’s Heigl supporting her husband at one of his shows the other night.
Monday, June 23, 2008 at 6:46 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/CheapAssNess_Blind_Riddle_22june10.aspx
Tori Spelling says that everybody hates her from 90210. No doubt. But more people probably hate this other bitch who has virtually alienated all of her former costars and is widely known to be a pain in the ass but for some reason enjoys a popularity and a paycheque usually reserved for much more accomplished actors.
So she’s rich now, yes, but that doesn’t mean she’s generous. And she’ll gouge you while she can, so aggressively that she was reprimanded by executives recently for trying to wrangle cash money out of the budget to pay for her hotel suites. Not an expense account, but straight up CASH. Apparently she was so belligerent about getting a free ride, and using her free ride cash money in other shady ways, so relentless with the demands, the people on the receiving end were emotional wrecks by the end of her tantrum. This was abuse.
But there’s a history here: she’s already been rejected by her former bosses for insisting that they contribute to the furnishing of her personal residence and for inexplicably requesting that they cover the cost of her mother’s car. Every time they said no, she would call it an injustice, adding to a long list of perceived injustices that she claims affected her performance.
People have been trying and trying to excuse her f-ckery. There is no excuse. She is not kind, she is not gracious, and she is cheap as sh-t.
We can talk about this at S.M.U.T. Tickets are going fast. Click here before it’s too late.
Tori Spelling says that everybody hates her from 90210. No doubt. But more people probably hate this other bitch who has virtually alienated all of her former costars and is widely known to be a pain in the ass but for some reason enjoys a popularity and a paycheque usually reserved for much more accomplished actors.
So she’s rich now, yes, but that doesn’t mean she’s generous. And she’ll gouge you while she can, so aggressively that she was reprimanded by executives recently for trying to wrangle cash money out of the budget to pay for her hotel suites. Not an expense account, but straight up CASH. Apparently she was so belligerent about getting a free ride, and using her free ride cash money in other shady ways, so relentless with the demands, the people on the receiving end were emotional wrecks by the end of her tantrum. This was abuse.
But there’s a history here: she’s already been rejected by her former bosses for insisting that they contribute to the furnishing of her personal residence and for inexplicably requesting that they cover the cost of her mother’s car. Every time they said no, she would call it an injustice, adding to a long list of perceived injustices that she claims affected her performance.
People have been trying and trying to excuse her f-ckery. There is no excuse. She is not kind, she is not gracious, and she is cheap as sh-t.
We can talk about this at S.M.U.T. Tickets are going fast. Click here before it’s too late.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010 at 11:34 AM
Update (6/22/10):
http://www.laineygossip.com/Courteney_Cox_honoured_at_Crystal__Lucy_Awards_June_2010__02june10.aspx
This is not Nicole Kidman with black hair. It is in fact Courteney Cox, at the Crystal + Lucy Awards last night where she was honoured for her work on television. Courteney arrived with her husband David Arquette and an ever tightening face. Not as alarming, no, as Nicole Kidman Granny Freeze’s, especially since Cox’s Third Lip protrusion was kept to a minimum, but with many similarities nonetheless, particularly something around the eyes and cheeks, and made even more obvious when she’s posing next to Vanessa Hudgens who is 24 years – a quarter of a century! – her junior and they look practically the same.
What?
Oh right.
It’s all Kinerase. Cox is the spokesperson.
David’s presence at Courteney’s side last night flies in the face of recent reports, courtesy Star Magazine, that Courteney is having an affair with her Cougartown co-star Brian Van Holt. A tryst with a co-star? Never. An understanding with her husband? Of course not. History repeats itself, a different show, the same behaviour? Rdiculous.
Wednesday, June 02, 2010 at 8:14 AM
Text Harassment
This is not Nicole Kidman with black hair. It is in fact Courteney Cox, at the Crystal + Lucy Awards last night where she was honoured for her work on television. Courteney arrived with her husband David Arquette and an ever tightening face. Not as alarming, no, as Nicole Kidman Granny Freeze’s, especially since Cox’s Third Lip protrusion was kept to a minimum, but with many similarities nonetheless, particularly something around the eyes and cheeks, and made even more obvious when she’s posing next to Vanessa Hudgens who is 24 years – a quarter of a century! – her junior and they look practically the same.
What?
Oh right.
It’s all Kinerase. Cox is the spokesperson.
David’s presence at Courteney’s side last night flies in the face of recent reports, courtesy Star Magazine, that Courteney is having an affair with her Cougartown co-star Brian Van Holt. A tryst with a co-star? Never. An understanding with her husband? Of course not. History repeats itself, a different show, the same behaviour? Rdiculous.
Wednesday, June 02, 2010 at 8:14 AM
Text Harassment
http://www.laineygossip.com/Miley_Cyrus_doesnt_watch_Glee_because_its_unrealistic_31may10.aspx
PS. She’s not the Smutty Shout-Out blind riddle. Her drama is a little more old-fashioned.
Monday, May 31, 2010 at 8:14 AM
The Smutty Shout-Out
PS. She’s not the Smutty Shout-Out blind riddle. Her drama is a little more old-fashioned.
Monday, May 31, 2010 at 8:14 AM
The Smutty Shout-Out
http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_ShoutOuts_28may10.aspx
Don’t have a juicy blind but I do have a rather pedestrian one about a girl whose mom has no idea she likes inviting strange men into her hotel rooms to f-ck and snort. Is that ok?
Friday, May 28, 2010 at 6:57 AM
Update (5/31/10):
denial 1: Miley Cyrus
Don’t have a juicy blind but I do have a rather pedestrian one about a girl whose mom has no idea she likes inviting strange men into her hotel rooms to f-ck and snort. Is that ok?
Friday, May 28, 2010 at 6:57 AM
Update (5/31/10):
denial 1: Miley Cyrus
http://www.laineygossip.com/Emma_Roberts_at_London_premiere_of_4321_26may10.aspx
She’s a Roberts
Her father’s daughter and her aunt’s niece – this is Emma Roberts last night in London at the premiere of her new film 4321. Afterwards she hit the party. And seemed to enjoy it, ciggie dangling out of her mouth, ready for a late night.
Oh young Emma. Just 19. There’s hope for you yet. Drama after all is in the family. Her dad had his problems, her aunt Julia wasn’t speaking to her dad because of those problems, and her aunt Julia, actually, at this age was juuuuust getting started. If Emma’s to follow Julia’s lead, in the next 3 years, she’ll skyrocket to fame, date a succession of co-stars (remember Liam Neeson???), leave one man at the altar for his best friend, shock the world and marry a random on a whim (not that Lyle is random but their pairing definitely was), suffer a nervous breakdown, all before the age of 24.
Photo Assumption says Emma totally has it in her. You?
Wednesday, May 26, 2010 at 10:07 AM
They all fall down
She’s a Roberts
Her father’s daughter and her aunt’s niece – this is Emma Roberts last night in London at the premiere of her new film 4321. Afterwards she hit the party. And seemed to enjoy it, ciggie dangling out of her mouth, ready for a late night.
Oh young Emma. Just 19. There’s hope for you yet. Drama after all is in the family. Her dad had his problems, her aunt Julia wasn’t speaking to her dad because of those problems, and her aunt Julia, actually, at this age was juuuuust getting started. If Emma’s to follow Julia’s lead, in the next 3 years, she’ll skyrocket to fame, date a succession of co-stars (remember Liam Neeson???), leave one man at the altar for his best friend, shock the world and marry a random on a whim (not that Lyle is random but their pairing definitely was), suffer a nervous breakdown, all before the age of 24.
Photo Assumption says Emma totally has it in her. You?
Wednesday, May 26, 2010 at 10:07 AM
They all fall down
http://www.laineygossip.com/Zac_Efron_focused_in_Vancouver_while_Vanessa_Hudgens_acts_like_a_brat_.aspx
LipGloss Zac Efron has maintained a very, very low profile in Vancouver while working on his new film Charlie St Cloud. Stays away from party places, is smart about his movements, and is focusing all his energy on his role.
He is professional on set, rather aloof but polite, and eager to learn, clearly intent on modelling his career after his idol Leonardo DiCaprio. Can’t say that’s a terrible gameplan. Maybe Leo told him to get rid of that ridiculous hair.
Zac’s girlfriend is also in town – she’s filming Sucker Punch. This is Vanessa Hudgens yesterday without makeup. She’s cuter without makeup.
But while Zac has been well behaved and low maintenance on Charlie St Cloud, my sources tell me Vanessa’s attitude is slightly less … endearing. I hear she’s not well liked by the “little people”, that she’s not particularly kind to them, “bratty” is the word that was used, and that she supposedly showed up on Zac’s set the other day with her friends and was so obnoxiously distracting, certain members of his crew thought she was drunk.
Zac was able to power through his scenes in spite of it. Needless to say, she wasn’t exactly welcome.
By the way. Did you ever hear about this? Happened at the Bandslam junket. I mean please.
Thursday, September 03, 2009 at 2:53 PM
a half blind
LipGloss Zac Efron has maintained a very, very low profile in Vancouver while working on his new film Charlie St Cloud. Stays away from party places, is smart about his movements, and is focusing all his energy on his role.
He is professional on set, rather aloof but polite, and eager to learn, clearly intent on modelling his career after his idol Leonardo DiCaprio. Can’t say that’s a terrible gameplan. Maybe Leo told him to get rid of that ridiculous hair.
Zac’s girlfriend is also in town – she’s filming Sucker Punch. This is Vanessa Hudgens yesterday without makeup. She’s cuter without makeup.
But while Zac has been well behaved and low maintenance on Charlie St Cloud, my sources tell me Vanessa’s attitude is slightly less … endearing. I hear she’s not well liked by the “little people”, that she’s not particularly kind to them, “bratty” is the word that was used, and that she supposedly showed up on Zac’s set the other day with her friends and was so obnoxiously distracting, certain members of his crew thought she was drunk.
Zac was able to power through his scenes in spite of it. Needless to say, she wasn’t exactly welcome.
By the way. Did you ever hear about this? Happened at the Bandslam junket. I mean please.
Thursday, September 03, 2009 at 2:53 PM
a half blind
http://www.laineygossip.com/Zac_Efron_goes_for_sailing_practice_in_Vancouver_for_Charlie_St_Cloud_reshoots_18may10.aspx
It’s not Jennifer Aniston.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010 at 7:27 AM
It’s not Jennifer Aniston.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010 at 7:27 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Zac_Efron_goes_for_sailing_practice_in_Vancouver_for_Charlie_St_Cloud_reshoots_18may10.aspx
As noted yesterday, Zac Efron is back in Vancouver for reshoots on Charlie St Cloud. He was photographed at sailing practice yesterday and his pants were falling off. There may have been a little posing happening too. They’re actors, they ALL work on the stand and the lean and the shoulder dip. Trust.
Have heard recently from sources on the set of Charlie St Cloud who worked on the film last summer that Zac was very well liked. He was prepared and low key, no crazy ass diva demands, no celebrity posturing. Unlike a starlet recently who halted production on a project for 3 hours because wardrobe brought her a rack of clothes to try on in the wrong size. It was an innocent mistake, it was a size up, and she lost her sh-t because 1. she thought the costume designer was trying to f-ck with her about weight gain and 2. she’s been paranoid about weight gain her whole life. Gradually her assistant had to coax her back to work and the bosses arranged for her to keep the clothes, the ones that fit. It’s not Jennifer Aniston.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010 at 7:27 AM
Update (5/20/10):
denial 1: Jennifer Aniston
clue
As noted yesterday, Zac Efron is back in Vancouver for reshoots on Charlie St Cloud. He was photographed at sailing practice yesterday and his pants were falling off. There may have been a little posing happening too. They’re actors, they ALL work on the stand and the lean and the shoulder dip. Trust.
Have heard recently from sources on the set of Charlie St Cloud who worked on the film last summer that Zac was very well liked. He was prepared and low key, no crazy ass diva demands, no celebrity posturing. Unlike a starlet recently who halted production on a project for 3 hours because wardrobe brought her a rack of clothes to try on in the wrong size. It was an innocent mistake, it was a size up, and she lost her sh-t because 1. she thought the costume designer was trying to f-ck with her about weight gain and 2. she’s been paranoid about weight gain her whole life. Gradually her assistant had to coax her back to work and the bosses arranged for her to keep the clothes, the ones that fit. It’s not Jennifer Aniston.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010 at 7:27 AM
Update (5/20/10):
denial 1: Jennifer Aniston
clue
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http://www.laineygossip.com/Blake_Lively_Costume_Institute_Gala_2010_04may10.aspx
We get it. Your body is sick. You have legs for miles. We get it. Every f-cking week on Gossip Girl we get it. Your tits. Your ass. Your mumble mouth when you talk. So would a little subtlety hurt, just once? Why not try a different gear at the Met Gala?
Of course not.
Harvey is a powerful producer. And Harvey’s wife designs for Marchesa. And Blake Lively showed up in blue loud Marchesa and orange skin and a hint of some vag flash, apparently intent on demonstrating to us that it’s possible to spray tan your hoo hoo. Evenly. Really? No folds? Blake Lively can.
What makes it the worst? She’s just so gorgeous. She doesn’t need much. And yet she keeps layering herself in so much. And at a certain point it becomes tacky. At a certain point it becomes...
Jessica Simpson.
Oh yeah I did. Admit it. There is some Porny in Blake. There is a lot of Porny in Blake. More alike than not alike. Always a size too small and bursting out of somewhere. How could that possible be considered a winner?
That’s a wrap on the Met Gala 2010. Am thoroughly enjoying your emails. Keep sending!
Tuesday, May 04, 2010 at 1:47 PM
We get it. Your body is sick. You have legs for miles. We get it. Every f-cking week on Gossip Girl we get it. Your tits. Your ass. Your mumble mouth when you talk. So would a little subtlety hurt, just once? Why not try a different gear at the Met Gala?
Of course not.
Harvey is a powerful producer. And Harvey’s wife designs for Marchesa. And Blake Lively showed up in blue loud Marchesa and orange skin and a hint of some vag flash, apparently intent on demonstrating to us that it’s possible to spray tan your hoo hoo. Evenly. Really? No folds? Blake Lively can.
What makes it the worst? She’s just so gorgeous. She doesn’t need much. And yet she keeps layering herself in so much. And at a certain point it becomes tacky. At a certain point it becomes...
Jessica Simpson.
Oh yeah I did. Admit it. There is some Porny in Blake. There is a lot of Porny in Blake. More alike than not alike. Always a size too small and bursting out of somewhere. How could that possible be considered a winner?
That’s a wrap on the Met Gala 2010. Am thoroughly enjoying your emails. Keep sending!
Tuesday, May 04, 2010 at 1:47 PM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Megan_Fox_celebrates_with_Brian_Austin_Green_at_Toyota_Celebrity_Pro_Race_19apr10.aspx
Megan Fox’s pretend face
Megan Fox has been working. She has not been famewhoring, she has not been pap-baiting, and as far as celebrity famewhoring pap-baiting offenders go, she’s actually not the worst. You’ll note, it is possible to go long stretches without seeing Megan Fox “candids”. And it’s IMpossible to go long stretches without seeing Alba/Biel “candids”. So no, while she may be irritating when she opens her mouth, Fox isn’t high on the list of hate. Maybe the middle third. Sound fair?
Having said that, if she says she hasn’t worked on her face, I say she’s full of sh-t.
Megan’s on again off again fiancé Brian Austin Green took first place at the Toyota Celebrity Pro Race at the Long Beach Grand Prix on Saturday. She was there to cheer him on. See? Look at her. It doesn’t look real does it? It’s like a pretend face. Like some random bitch holding a sign in front of her head from a cutout magazine. It’s freaking me out.
Megan will next be seen in the upcoming Jonah Hex due out on June 18th. Which is soon. And there still hasn’t been a trailer. And there’s also buzz that there may be post-production problems. Could Jonah Hex be the bomb of the box office this summer?
Sick Week
Megan Fox’s pretend face
Megan Fox has been working. She has not been famewhoring, she has not been pap-baiting, and as far as celebrity famewhoring pap-baiting offenders go, she’s actually not the worst. You’ll note, it is possible to go long stretches without seeing Megan Fox “candids”. And it’s IMpossible to go long stretches without seeing Alba/Biel “candids”. So no, while she may be irritating when she opens her mouth, Fox isn’t high on the list of hate. Maybe the middle third. Sound fair?
Having said that, if she says she hasn’t worked on her face, I say she’s full of sh-t.
Megan’s on again off again fiancé Brian Austin Green took first place at the Toyota Celebrity Pro Race at the Long Beach Grand Prix on Saturday. She was there to cheer him on. See? Look at her. It doesn’t look real does it? It’s like a pretend face. Like some random bitch holding a sign in front of her head from a cutout magazine. It’s freaking me out.
Megan will next be seen in the upcoming Jonah Hex due out on June 18th. Which is soon. And there still hasn’t been a trailer. And there’s also buzz that there may be post-production problems. Could Jonah Hex be the bomb of the box office this summer?
Monday, April 19, 2010 at 9:32
Sick Week
http://www.laineygossip.com/Chris_Martin_with_Coldplay_South_American_tour_after_spending_week_with_Gwyneth_Paltrow_in_Nashville.aspx
This is Coldplay arriving in Buenos Aires, currently touring through South America. Guy Berryman is so hot. Prior to departing on this trip with the band however Chris Martin was with Gwyneth Paltrow and their children in Nashville where’s she’s been shooting Love Don’t Let Me Down. The couple was also spotted together in New York for a quick weekend away. Maybe she’s exhausted the organic barley supply in Tennessee.
The point?
All is well with the Martins. Another late year rough patch has been hurdled and the perfect life has been preserved. Until, of course, another Kate Bosworth type skanks around again. Or maybe this time he’s been warned to keep his sh-t in line. Also, no lawsuit mounted against Star Magazine yet.
This is Coldplay arriving in Buenos Aires, currently touring through South America. Guy Berryman is so hot. Prior to departing on this trip with the band however Chris Martin was with Gwyneth Paltrow and their children in Nashville where’s she’s been shooting Love Don’t Let Me Down. The couple was also spotted together in New York for a quick weekend away. Maybe she’s exhausted the organic barley supply in Tennessee.
The point?
All is well with the Martins. Another late year rough patch has been hurdled and the perfect life has been preserved. Until, of course, another Kate Bosworth type skanks around again. Or maybe this time he’s been warned to keep his sh-t in line. Also, no lawsuit mounted against Star Magazine yet.
Wednesday, March 03, 2010 at 7:58 AM
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