"Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Weekly_Live_Blog_22mar11.aspx

[Comment From melissa ]
lady room b victoria beckham
Lainey: Melissa - no, but can i reiterate again how delighted, like straight up cackling gleeful, the bitches over in England are at the fact that Vicky has to show up to the wedding all fat and sh-t?

Tuesday, March 22, 2011 at 11:54 AM

Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl

"Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl," it's not...

"Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Weekly_Live_Blog_22mar11.aspx

[Comment From Donna ]
Lainey--Kate Bosworth for bathroom bitch?

Lainey: Donna - no, and now i'm mad at you for not reading the open on my site today.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011 at 11:54 AM

Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl

"Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl," it's not...

"Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Weekly_Live_Blog_22mar11.aspx

[Comment From Annie ]
Ladies Room: Rachel McAdams

Lainey: Annie - good Lord, never.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011 at 11:54 AM

Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl

"Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl," it's not...

"Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Weekly_Live_Blog_22mar11.aspx

[Comment From Guest ]
ladies room bitch - Megan Fox?

Lainey: Guest - not Megan Fox

Tuesday, March 22, 2011 at 11:54 AM

Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl

"Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl," it's not...

"Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl," it's not

http://www.laineygossip.com/Weekly_Live_Blog_22mar11.aspx

[Comment From Beth ]
Ladies Room Bitch: Hathaway

Lainey: Beth - no

[Comment From Stacey ]
Is the ladies' room bitch Oliva Munn? She doesn't seem like she has lady friends.

Lainey: Stacey - no

Tuesday, March 22, 2011 at 11:54 AM

Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl

"Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl," it's not

"Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Weekly_Live_Blog_22mar11.aspx

And the Ladies’ Room Bitch is also not Jennifer Aniston.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011 at 11:54 AM

Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl

"Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl," it's not...

"Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl" clue 2

http://www.laineygossip.com/Gossip_for_Monday_April_23_2007.aspx

Dear Gossips,

Am officially obsessed with Scarlett Johansson’s breasts. And trust me…she wants it that way.

Saturday night, Saturday Night Live, Scarjo flounces out for the opening monologue and who the hell cares what happened next? Because if you have eyes, you would have fixated solely on her chest. The photos below don’t do them justice. Squeezed in, pushed out, lifted up – girl has a glorious rack. Seriously glorious, perfectly in tune with her body, it sounds pervy but we were mesmerized. And I’d feel even pervier about it if they weren’t so obviously presented – the celebrity version of strategic product placement: a career greatly enhanced by The Boobs. Of course it also doesn’t hurt that Scarlett Johansson is TOTAL gorgessity. The skin, the body, the hair… I would, gossips. I totally would.

Monday – live blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

Monday, April 23, 2007

http://www.laineygossip.com/Scarlett_Johansson_and_Javier_Bardem_filming_in_Spain.aspx

All Men ...

Flock to Scarjo.

Justin Timberlake, Ryan Reynolds, Woody Allen wishes, Benicio del Toro in an elevator, and now co-starring with Javier Bardem. Here they are shooting in Spain. I really want them to be doing it…is that pervy?

Monday, July 30, 2007

http://www.laineygossip.com/Scarlett_Johanssons_breasts_discuss_Lindsay_Lohan_in_Allure.aspx


Mrs Reynolds and her rack

It’s the first thing you notice, isn’t it?

Boobs.

Scarlett Johansson on the cover and behind the scenes for the new issue of Allure. Sultry, sexpot, sick crazy body, and …

Boobs.

During the interview, Scarjo is asked about Lindsay Lohan and the infamous bathroom wall incident – do you remember?

A couple of years ago Lilo, coked out of her mind, and hanging out with Kate Moss at the time, scrawled “Scarlett is a bloody c—t” at some club. The clever folks at Gawker commemorated the historic event with a photo, ensuring its place in the annals of gossip.

Says Scarlett:
"I really don’t know that person. I only met her, like, three times. I don’t know what the motivation was behind that. I remember it was something really vulgar — I mean, shockingly so, like, 'Whoa, what, who are you?'"

Apparently Lilo beat out Scarjo back in the day for the lead role in The Parent Trap.

And of course Scarjo went on to star in Lost in Translation and has been nominated for 2 Golden Globes. Lilo meanwhile went to rehab 3 times in 2007.

Boobs.

To see more of them from the Allure shoot, click here.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008 at 7:47 AM

Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl

"Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl" clue 2

"Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Sienna_Miller_and_Tom_Sturridge_love_over_noodles_and_coffee_22mar11.aspx

By the way, before you go there, Sienna Miller is NOT the Ladies’ Room bitch.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011 at 9:52 AM

Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl

"Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl," it's not...

"Ladies Room Encounter with That Girl," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_22mar11.aspx

PS. Kate Bosworth is not the girl from the Ladies’ Room. Neither is Jessica Biel.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011 at 6:29 AM

Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl

"Ladies Room Encounter with That Girl," it's not...

"Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Scarlett_Johansson_has_foot_in_Sean_Penns_lap_during_lunch_02mar11.aspx


Friends & Feet

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn hooked up for lunch on Monday in LA. A civilian diner took a photo of them with her iPhone, has likely made a nice little profit, much to Scarlett’s irritation, I’m sure. Scarjo likes to keep her sh-t tight, though I suppose shoving your foot in your friend’s lap at a restaurant isn’t exactly the smartest way of going about it.

Do friends put feet in friends’ laps?

Hmmm…quite the life dilemma, non?

I put my feet in gay laps all the time. But Sean Penn isn’t gay. So that obviously doesn’t apply. I’ve also on several occasions put my feet in Dylan’s lap. We travel together a lot. I hate when the blood flows to my legs making them thick and bloated, especially when I’m wearing a dress. Dylan and I are like brother and sister. This year at Sundance, he unclogged my toilet and had to look at my poo. I would have no problem doing as Scarjo did with Sean as demonstrated in this photo. Trust me when I tell you then that a little foot in the lap action between Dylan and me is strictly platonic.

So are Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson all like brother and sister styles? Has Sean plunged Scarjo’s toilet? If plunging a toilet in this case is not a euphemism for something sexual? Obviously, most of you think that’s ridiculous. Most of you think that if it’s a friendship, it’s a friendship that involves f-cking. That’s my first inclination too. But then I spent some time thinking about Scarlett yesterday and it occurred to me…

Does she have female friends?

I get the impression Scarlett is the kind of girl who isn’t good with girls. And therefore perhaps her behaviour with boys is shaped outside of the benefit of having girl influences. Not unlike Angelina Jolie. It’s also so easy to forget – she’s just 25. This girl is YOUNG. She started young, she’s still young, she’s divorced, she may not have girlfriends, and she may or may not be giving Sean Penn a cock rub with her toes. The point is – does she know any different when it comes to boys? Who would have explained it to her?

Wednesday, March 02, 2011 at 7:39 AM

Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl

"Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl" clue

"Ladies’ Room Encounter with That Girl," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Ladies_Room_Encounter_blind_riddle_21mar11.aspx

It’s not Katherine Heigl. It’s not Kate Hudson.

Monday, March 21, 2011 at 6:21 AM

Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl

"Ladies’ Room Encounter with That Girl," it's not...

Ladies’ Room Encounter with That Girl

http://www.laineygossip.com/Ladies_Room_Encounter_blind_riddle_21mar11.aspx

She’s the girl who isn’t friendly with the other girls when they go out with the guys. In a large group, she rarely speaks to females. Instead, she focuses all of her attention on the men – attempts to impress them by spewing out facts she’s read in the newspaper, verbatim, without much analysis, as they try to look at her breasts. During her last relationship, whenever she was in a multi-couple situation, she’d make no attempt to engage the other women. Rather, she’d spend most of her time flirting with the boyfriends and husbands, careful not to cross the line, but not exactly hiding the fact that her preferred company is male.

But she’s not only not a girls’ girl, she’s also That Girl. The kind of girl who only knows how to put other girls down. She was in the ladies’ room recently at a private event, a private no-fans non-civilian event, standing next to an industry type at the counter. The other woman complimented her on her appearance, something to effect of: that’s a great dress, it looks amazing on you …

And her answer?

Hear this with a sneer:


“Is this the moment when I’m supposed to tell you that you look good too?”

And walked away.

Friends? Please. Her “friends” are either relatives or assistants. Because otherwise, really, why would you ever want to be?

Monday, March 21, 2011 at 6:21 AM

Update (3/10/15):

denial 1 & 2: Katherine Heigl & Kate Hudson
clue 1
denial 3 & 4: Kate Bosworth & Jessica Biel
denial 5: Sienna Miller
clue 2
denial 6: Jennifer Aniston
denial 7 & 8: Anne Hathaway & Olivia Munn
denial 9: Megan Fox
denial 10: Rachel McAdams
denial 11: Kate Bosworth (again)
denial 12: Victoria Beckham
denial 13: Lea Michele
reveal 1
reveal 2

Ladies’ Room Encounter with That Girl

"Who would want to work with this?" it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_16mar11.aspx

Also, Maria Bello isn’t the one you wouldn’t want to work with, nor is it Liv Tyler.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011 at 6:28 AM

Who would want to work with this?

"Who would want to work with this?" it's not...

"Boy Crazy," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_16mar11.aspx

PS. Taylor Swift is boy crazy but she’s not THAT boy crazy.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011 at 6:28 AM

Boy Crazy

"Boy Crazy," it's not...

"Who would want to work with this?" clue

http://twitter.com/LaineyGossip/status/46317556717457408

Quote of the day - Jason Patric to @EW: “I was working with Ashley Judd, and she is a nightmare. She’s lazy, selfish, arrogant.” AMAZING.

3:12 PM Mar 11th (2011)

Who would want to work with this?

"Who would want to work with this?" clue

"15 December 2010 Smutty Shout-Out" reveal

http://www.laineygossip.com/Weekly_Live_Blog_11jan11.aspx

[Comment From Patty ]
I love Penelope Cruz, but I'm not sure I'll ever get over the fact that she dated Tom Cruise. The Xenu! The ambiguous sexuality! What happened there? Was it a completely artificial relationship?

Lainey: Patty - to a point. I think she figured it out later. But the more I hear about her and Javier, the more it points to the fact that they're assholes. They're rude, ungrateful, unkind. The stories, there are so many of them. Of Javier especially being horrible to staffers. In LA he lost it on a wrangler just because she couldn't see down an aisle and tripped and delayed him for a minute. Every week I'm hearing some sh-t about his behaviour. It's so disappointing.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011 at 11:56 AM

15 December 2010 Smutty Shout-Out

"15 December 2010 Smutty Shout-Out" reveal

"15 December 2010 Smutty Shout-Out" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Weekly_Live_Blog_30nov10.aspx

[Comment From April ]
Why is Javier Bardem so rude in real life? Is Penelope the same way?

Lainey: April - I have no idea what is up his ass. But he's a dick. And it's broken my heart. Penelope, on the occasions I've seen her, is not that way.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010 at 11:50 AM

15 December 2010 Smutty Shout-Out

"15 December 2010 Smutty Shout-Out" clue

"She's a piece of work" reveal 2

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_13feb11_and_Grammy_2011_live_blog.aspx

Sarah: Josh Kelley's brother is in Lady Antebellum and they're wild successful these days. Does this chap Heigl's ass at family gatherings?

Lainey: No, she probably still makes the dinner table conversation all about her.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

She's a piece of work

"She's a piece of work" reveal 2

"How he lost it" reveal

http://www.laineygossip.com/Selena_Gomez_and_Justin_Bieber_go_on_an_IHOP_date_10dec10.aspx

16 & 18

Oh the modern teen.

So TMZ caught Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez at the IHOP in Philly the other day. Apparently they were on a date and held hands and giggled. Over pancakes. Sounds about right, right? Click here if you haven’t yet seen the photo of them leaving arm in arm. If you have a 12 year old who seems particularly forlorn today, this would be why.

Bieber is 16. Selena is 18.

When I was 18, there was no f-cking way I was dating a 16 year old. When I was 18, it was either my grade or much older. It was only when I got older that I started testing the limits of gay math. But this is not the point. The point is, for the modern teenage girl, does Bieber’s fever fame trump the younger age gap? If you polled ten 18 year old regular civilian girls right now, and asked them if they’d date Bieber, two years their junior, would they say yes because he’s THE Justin Bieber? Like, check out that picture. Because she has to hunch to be as short as he is.

There’s also the matter of this generation and their lover-sharing. Everyone in every friend circle ends up, at one time or another, messing around with everyone else. Taylor Lautner/Selena Gomez/Taylor Swift. Nikki Reed/Robert Pattinson/Kristen Stewart. Vanessa/Dan/Serena/Nate/Blair/Chuck. Ebola Hilton/Brody Jenner/Avril Lavigne. Now Demi Lovato/Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez. There are SO many examples. But it makes an already tense Lovato/Gomez situation even more so, non?

Photos attached of Selena and Bieber performing at the Jingle Ball the other night after their date.

Friday, December 10, 2010 at 11:54 AM

How he lost it

"How he lost it" reveal

Who would want to work with this?

http://www.laineygossip.com/Who_would_want_to_work_with_this_blind_riddle_14mar11.aspx

She’s long had a reputation for being absolute hell to work with. I mean like straight up crazy. Leaves her sh-t, sometimes literally, everywhere, specifies exact times when people can or cannot talk to her, is foaming at the mouth insane one minute, calm and collected the next. Lately her opportunities have dried up. And this is a good example of why.

Press junket. A handler has to make sure she wakes up in the morning. Because she’s not a proper adult? She finds her completely out of it. Has to put her in the shower and HOLD HER UP. Picture that please. A grown woman having to be physically SUPPORTED in the shower to make sure she can go and do her JOB. She then had to be spoon fed her breakfast. And she had to be dressed. Like, let’s put on your socks! Finally they get her to the point where she can be seen in public. A journalist is soon expected for an interview. Through it all she’s still a f-cking zombie.

Soon as the reporter comes into the room though, a switch goes off. She’s alive. She’s engaging. She can speak in proper sentences. And you can imagine, for the people who’ve experienced this, who’ve had to work with her, who have to manage the unpredictability of this, how scary it must be, how utterly unsettling, even more unsettling than most of her peers. And in her business, that’s a pretty high standard.

Monday, March 14, 2011 at 6:07 AM

Update (2/15/12):

clue?
denial 1 & 2: Maria Bello & Liv Tyler
clue
 

Who would want to work with this?