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"Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl" clue 2

Dear Gossips,

Am officially obsessed with Scarlett Johansson’s breasts. And trust me…she wants it that way.

Saturday night, Saturday Night Live, Scarjo flounces out for the opening monologue and who the hell cares what happened next? Because if you have eyes, you would have fixated solely on her chest. The photos below don’t do them justice. Squeezed in, pushed out, lifted up – girl has a glorious rack. Seriously glorious, perfectly in tune with her body, it sounds pervy but we were mesmerized. And I’d feel even pervier about it if they weren’t so obviously presented – the celebrity version of strategic product placement: a career greatly enhanced by The Boobs. Of course it also doesn’t hurt that Scarlett Johansson is TOTAL gorgessity. The skin, the body, the hair… I would, gossips. I totally would.

Monday – live blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts.

Yours in gossip,

Monday, April 23, 2007

All Men ...

Flock to Scarjo.

Justin Timberlake, Ryan Reynolds, Woody Allen wishes, Benicio del Toro in an elevator, and now co-starring with Javier Bardem. Here they are shooting in Spain. I really want them to be doing it…is that pervy?

Monday, July 30, 2007

Mrs Reynolds and her rack

It’s the first thing you notice, isn’t it?


Scarlett Johansson on the cover and behind the scenes for the new issue of Allure. Sultry, sexpot, sick crazy body, and …


During the interview, Scarjo is asked about Lindsay Lohan and the infamous bathroom wall incident – do you remember?

A couple of years ago Lilo, coked out of her mind, and hanging out with Kate Moss at the time, scrawled “Scarlett is a bloody c—t” at some club. The clever folks at Gawker commemorated the historic event with a photo, ensuring its place in the annals of gossip.

Says Scarlett:
"I really don’t know that person. I only met her, like, three times. I don’t know what the motivation was behind that. I remember it was something really vulgar — I mean, shockingly so, like, 'Whoa, what, who are you?'"

Apparently Lilo beat out Scarjo back in the day for the lead role in The Parent Trap.

And of course Scarjo went on to star in Lost in Translation and has been nominated for 2 Golden Globes. Lilo meanwhile went to rehab 3 times in 2007.


To see more of them from the Allure shoot, click here.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008 at 7:47 AM

Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl
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