So Nic Cage knocked up his mail order wife Alice and they're expecting a baby later this year. Which, if you think about it, is really just textbook...and a brilliant move on her part. At the tender age of 20, she's now quadrupled her worth, gone from waitress to Beverly Hills housewife, produced a goldmine, and will still only be in her mid-twenties when he leaves her with a rich alimony settlement in a few years. Damn. Wish I had that kind of luck when I was younger...
Wednesday, February 16, 2005
