Cuba has an ohttp://twitter.com/LaineyGossip/status/2314327300
Cuba has an Oscar but not for acting
http://twitter.com/LaineyGossip/status/2314325046
http://www.laineygossip.com/Winona_Ryder_talks_to_Elle_UK_July_2009_about_her_extra_large_breakdown.aspx
Oh Winona!
Gwyneth’s frenemy is on the cover of the July issue of Elle UK looking so beautiful, like it never happened. Like none of it ever happened.
In the magazine she discusses her “extra-large breakdown” at the age of 20, just after shooting Edward Scissorhands and Dracula:
“I had my first real break-up, the first heartbreak”.
Of course.
Johnny.
It all traces back to Johnny. And can you blame her? Would you be right if you lost Johnny Depp?
It’s been almost 20 years. And Winona’s only just now finally, hopefully, beginning to come back. Looks amazing here, non?
Like before. But less innocent. Less wide eyed. And harder. Good. Survival skills are important.
As for her love life…with her it’s hard to keep track. After Blake Sennett there were reports she’d hooked up with Tom Green – sick, yeah, I know – and that fizzled quickly and now there’s nothing certain. Aside from Johnny though I should probably mention that Matt Damon f-cked her up pretty badly too.
Well… rather… she was f-cked up and while he thought it was endearing at first, he quickly realised he wasn’t interested in sticking around waiting for her to sort her sh-t out. Especially since he was developing other interests. Rumour has it she was drunk one night, really horribly sadly drunk, and despondent, and she knew he was leaving her and she called him and he wouldn’t come over and so she tried to make it like she would hurt herself but by this point he was so disengaged, he arranged for a friend to go over instead, and flew out of town. That was apparently another rough rock bottom. Hoping it’s all behind her now.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 7:11 AM
Oh Winona!
Gwyneth’s frenemy is on the cover of the July issue of Elle UK looking so beautiful, like it never happened. Like none of it ever happened.
In the magazine she discusses her “extra-large breakdown” at the age of 20, just after shooting Edward Scissorhands and Dracula:
“I had my first real break-up, the first heartbreak”.
Of course.
Johnny.
It all traces back to Johnny. And can you blame her? Would you be right if you lost Johnny Depp?
It’s been almost 20 years. And Winona’s only just now finally, hopefully, beginning to come back. Looks amazing here, non?
Like before. But less innocent. Less wide eyed. And harder. Good. Survival skills are important.
As for her love life…with her it’s hard to keep track. After Blake Sennett there were reports she’d hooked up with Tom Green – sick, yeah, I know – and that fizzled quickly and now there’s nothing certain. Aside from Johnny though I should probably mention that Matt Damon f-cked her up pretty badly too.
Well… rather… she was f-cked up and while he thought it was endearing at first, he quickly realised he wasn’t interested in sticking around waiting for her to sort her sh-t out. Especially since he was developing other interests. Rumour has it she was drunk one night, really horribly sadly drunk, and despondent, and she knew he was leaving her and she called him and he wouldn’t come over and so she tried to make it like she would hurt herself but by this point he was so disengaged, he arranged for a friend to go over instead, and flew out of town. That was apparently another rough rock bottom. Hoping it’s all behind her now.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 7:11 AM
http://twitter.com/LaineyGossip/status/2312989047
In Italy shooting more ads for Nespresso. He’s the brand’s global ambassador and while some have criticised him for his association with the company, George continues to earn a substantial paycheque wit commercials that run primarily in Europe that keep him comfortably in Como through the summer, and of course living in luxury in LA in the winter.
John Malkovich was apparently part of the shoot too. Random.
Anyway, as mentioned, these ads do not air in North America – they prefer to keep their greedy grabbing overseas. Thanks to YouTube however, we can watch any time. It’s not enough they get paid millions per movie. Even for George.
Monday, June 22, 2009 at 8:29 AM
Chocolate loves coffee.http://www.laineygossip.com/George_Clooney_shoots_Nespresso_ads_with_John_Malkovich_in_Italy.aspx
In Italy shooting more ads for Nespresso. He’s the brand’s global ambassador and while some have criticised him for his association with the company, George continues to earn a substantial paycheque wit commercials that run primarily in Europe that keep him comfortably in Como through the summer, and of course living in luxury in LA in the winter.
John Malkovich was apparently part of the shoot too. Random.
Anyway, as mentioned, these ads do not air in North America – they prefer to keep their greedy grabbing overseas. Thanks to YouTube however, we can watch any time. It’s not enough they get paid millions per movie. Even for George.
Monday, June 22, 2009 at 8:29 AM
http://laineygossip.com/JayZ_joins_Beyonce_on_stage_at_Madison_Square_Garden_for_I_Am_Sasha_Fierce.aspx
Sasha Fierce & Jay-Z
On stage together at Madison Square Garden. Beyonce’s husband joined her for a song, the crowd went nuts. And indeed it would have been a treat. They are music royalty. Ad it’s not every show where Jay-Z will make an appearance. Lucky New York. Especially if it was Crazy In Love. Am jealous.
Attached – several shots of Sasha Fierce and that sick body performing last night to mostly positive reviews. She works hard, she’s a professional, she sings live, and you know she’s the same age as Britney Spears?
Monday, June 22, 2009 at 9:05 AM
Sasha Fierce & Jay-Z
On stage together at Madison Square Garden. Beyonce’s husband joined her for a song, the crowd went nuts. And indeed it would have been a treat. They are music royalty. Ad it’s not every show where Jay-Z will make an appearance. Lucky New York. Especially if it was Crazy In Love. Am jealous.
Attached – several shots of Sasha Fierce and that sick body performing last night to mostly positive reviews. She works hard, she’s a professional, she sings live, and you know she’s the same age as Britney Spears?
Monday, June 22, 2009 at 9:05 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/She_trumps_Life_or_Death.aspx
Classic story of celebrity entitlement. And she’s supposed to be so professional and sweet, not nearly as many diva stories about her than about her peers, though if you’re getting in the way of her meal, and her Maybach, you better move the f-ck out, even if you’re an old woman in an emergency situation.
It was two blocks from the Waverly very recently. An elderly woman – 84 years old – went into heart failure. The paramedic arrived immediately and tried to stabilise her before moving her to the hospital. It became a traffic clusterf-ck so the cops had to redirect vehicles over to the next block because the ambulance was waiting for the patient.
A black Maybach approaches, disregards the police instruction, and drives towards the ambulance. An officer stops the car and tells the driver to reroute:
Driver: We're going to the Waverly Inn.
Officer: We have an emergency situation and everyone has to re-route to the next block over - just go one block around.
(Moaning and groaning and whining was heard from the female passenger in the back seat).
Driver: Isn't there any way we could get through?
Offider: Sir, this is an emergency vehicle, we have an emergency situation - EVERYone must re-route. You'll have to go around the block.
And then an imperious (female) voice pipes up from the back of the Maybach..
"Well can't they just move the ambulance?"
The officer is incredulous. Then annoyed. And then he gives it to her, informing our star that "LIFE OR DEATH situations dictate traffic decisions - not anything or ANYONE else. You must re-route now."
She grudgingly told her driver to find another way, inconvenienced that a senior citizen had to choose her mealtime to have a heart attack. The nerve.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009 at 7:45 AM
Update (6/07/12):
clue
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3
Classic story of celebrity entitlement. And she’s supposed to be so professional and sweet, not nearly as many diva stories about her than about her peers, though if you’re getting in the way of her meal, and her Maybach, you better move the f-ck out, even if you’re an old woman in an emergency situation.
It was two blocks from the Waverly very recently. An elderly woman – 84 years old – went into heart failure. The paramedic arrived immediately and tried to stabilise her before moving her to the hospital. It became a traffic clusterf-ck so the cops had to redirect vehicles over to the next block because the ambulance was waiting for the patient.
A black Maybach approaches, disregards the police instruction, and drives towards the ambulance. An officer stops the car and tells the driver to reroute:
Driver: We're going to the Waverly Inn.
Officer: We have an emergency situation and everyone has to re-route to the next block over - just go one block around.
(Moaning and groaning and whining was heard from the female passenger in the back seat).
Driver: Isn't there any way we could get through?
Offider: Sir, this is an emergency vehicle, we have an emergency situation - EVERYone must re-route. You'll have to go around the block.
And then an imperious (female) voice pipes up from the back of the Maybach..
"Well can't they just move the ambulance?"
The officer is incredulous. Then annoyed. And then he gives it to her, informing our star that "LIFE OR DEATH situations dictate traffic decisions - not anything or ANYONE else. You must re-route now."
She grudgingly told her driver to find another way, inconvenienced that a senior citizen had to choose her mealtime to have a heart attack. The nerve.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009 at 7:45 AM
Update (6/07/12):
clue
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3
http://twitter.com/LaineyGossip/status/2309548969
Last night's Bro Massage clue: two funny guys who worked together on a legendary variety show.Wednesday, June 24, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/Gossip_for_Tuesday_June_23_2009.aspx
PS. Bro Massage is not Judd Apatow and Adam Sandler. Closer.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
PS. Bro Massage is not Judd Apatow and Adam Sandler. Closer.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_22jun09.aspx
PPPS. Bro Massage is not Hugh Jackman and Liev Schreiber. That isn’t funny
Monday, June 22, 2009
PPPS. Bro Massage is not Hugh Jackman and Liev Schreiber. That isn’t funny
Monday, June 22, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_19jun09.aspx
PPS. Bro Massage is not Brad Pitt and Sean Penn. Also not Keith Urban and Brad Paisley. And not Jude Law and Ewan McGregor.
Friday, June 19, 2009
PPS. Bro Massage is not Brad Pitt and Sean Penn. Also not Keith Urban and Brad Paisley. And not Jude Law and Ewan McGregor.
Friday, June 19, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_18jun09.aspx
PS. Bro Massage is not Pete Wentz and Joel Madden. Also not Tobey and Leo.
Thursday, July 18, 2009
PS. Bro Massage is not Pete Wentz and Joel Madden. Also not Tobey and Leo.
Thursday, July 18, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_17jun09.aspx
PS. Bro Massage is not the GMD and John Travolta. Or the GMD and Will Smith.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
PS. Bro Massage is not the GMD and John Travolta. Or the GMD and Will Smith.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_16jun09_and_Sacha_Baron_Cohen_and_Isla_Fisher_at_Paris_premiere_of_Bruno.aspx
PPS. Bro Massage is not Ben and Casey Affleck. Or Casey Affleck and Joaquin Phoenix. Also not Sean Penn and Josh Brolin.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
PPS. Bro Massage is not Ben and Casey Affleck. Or Casey Affleck and Joaquin Phoenix. Also not Sean Penn and Josh Brolin.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_15jun09.aspx
PPS. The GMD and Ben Stiller are not enjoying Bro Massages. Also not Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey.
Monday, June 15, 2009
PPS. The GMD and Ben Stiller are not enjoying Bro Massages. Also not Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey.
Monday, June 15, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/Benicio_del_Toro_at_AFI_tribute_to_Michael_Douglas_with_Laura_Bickford.aspx
Last time we saw him – click here – he was decidedly Elvis, the later years. Last night at the AFI tribute to Michael Douglas, MUCH much better. Benicio must be shooting soon.
The lady he’s with is called Laura Bickford. He’s been with her often on carpets lately. Apparently she’s a producer. Assuming she’s enjoying the rewards of being in his company…in public and private? Benicio, um, supposedly can be very, VERY generous equatorially south.
And Shia too?
The lovely Yolanda sent me the link to a site I’d never heard of before. Tales from a Groupie. WARNING: it’s not for the prudish. I repeat: NOT FOR THE PRUDISH.
Also not sure how legit the stories are (starf-ckers send in details of their experiences) and of course it reads like soft core fiction but if you ever wondered what it would like to spend a night with LaBeouf, this might satisfy your curiosity. Click here if you dare.
By the way, Aubrey Drake, Rihanna’s rumoured new boyfriend, a Canadian, also has his very own entry. Or entries. Enjoy…but don’t say I didn’t warn you. Once you start, the smutty takes over and you can’t stop.
Friday, June 12, 2009 at 7:00 AM
Last time we saw him – click here – he was decidedly Elvis, the later years. Last night at the AFI tribute to Michael Douglas, MUCH much better. Benicio must be shooting soon.
The lady he’s with is called Laura Bickford. He’s been with her often on carpets lately. Apparently she’s a producer. Assuming she’s enjoying the rewards of being in his company…in public and private? Benicio, um, supposedly can be very, VERY generous equatorially south.
And Shia too?
The lovely Yolanda sent me the link to a site I’d never heard of before. Tales from a Groupie. WARNING: it’s not for the prudish. I repeat: NOT FOR THE PRUDISH.
Also not sure how legit the stories are (starf-ckers send in details of their experiences) and of course it reads like soft core fiction but if you ever wondered what it would like to spend a night with LaBeouf, this might satisfy your curiosity. Click here if you dare.
By the way, Aubrey Drake, Rihanna’s rumoured new boyfriend, a Canadian, also has his very own entry. Or entries. Enjoy…but don’t say I didn’t warn you. Once you start, the smutty takes over and you can’t stop.
Friday, June 12, 2009 at 7:00 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Patrick_Dempsey_in_France_for_LeMans_June_2009.aspx
Gorgeous.
He's in France for the LeMans 24 hour race enjoying his Grey's hiatus and the benefits of his paycheque...from the show and movies like Made of Honour.
Patrick may be the perennial silver medallist in the Sexiest Man sweepstakes but having achieved a rare teen to bleak to adult success comeback in Hollywood, he - unlike so many of his female tv contemporaries - appears to have tamed the itch to overreach.
Earning at least a hundred thousand per episode on a top rated show, the occasional million from a cheesy chick flick here and there, and a great future in movies of the week, Patrick has his farm, his cars, a great lifestyle with his family, and he's happily not hungry for more. What's there to scowl about? Well, yeah, the sacrifices were unsavoury but he's lucky...they paid off.
Some people aren't so fortunate.
Friday, June 12, 2009 at 9:05 AM
Gorgeous.
He's in France for the LeMans 24 hour race enjoying his Grey's hiatus and the benefits of his paycheque...from the show and movies like Made of Honour.
Patrick may be the perennial silver medallist in the Sexiest Man sweepstakes but having achieved a rare teen to bleak to adult success comeback in Hollywood, he - unlike so many of his female tv contemporaries - appears to have tamed the itch to overreach.
Earning at least a hundred thousand per episode on a top rated show, the occasional million from a cheesy chick flick here and there, and a great future in movies of the week, Patrick has his farm, his cars, a great lifestyle with his family, and he's happily not hungry for more. What's there to scowl about? Well, yeah, the sacrifices were unsavoury but he's lucky...they paid off.
Some people aren't so fortunate.
Friday, June 12, 2009 at 9:05 AM
http://www.laineygossip.com/Megan_Fox_wants_Megatron_to_take_out_Middle_America.aspx
Something is up with me today. I should call my mother.
This is Megan Fox on the Transformers promotional train in Korea. Really like her dress. That’s a first.
But how much plastic surgery has this girl had? Was she born with that face? Doubtful.
Anyway, say what you will about the Poor Man’s Jolie, but at the very least, she doesn’t give the same generic answers over and over again.
Nope.
Megan Fox, most of the time, talks out of her ass.
Am curious though what you think of her most recent quotes that are causing some controversy. When asked how she’d convince Megatron not to destroy the earth, Megan answered:
“(I’d make a deal with him) and instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?"
Thoughts? Check the poll.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009 at 12:09 PM
Something is up with me today. I should call my mother.
This is Megan Fox on the Transformers promotional train in Korea. Really like her dress. That’s a first.
But how much plastic surgery has this girl had? Was she born with that face? Doubtful.
Anyway, say what you will about the Poor Man’s Jolie, but at the very least, she doesn’t give the same generic answers over and over again.
Nope.
Megan Fox, most of the time, talks out of her ass.
Am curious though what you think of her most recent quotes that are causing some controversy. When asked how she’d convince Megatron not to destroy the earth, Megan answered:
“(I’d make a deal with him) and instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?"
Thoughts? Check the poll.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009 at 12:09 PM
http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_12jun09.aspx
PS. Bro Massage is not about Matt and Ben. Too obvious. But not far off in a way.
Friday, June 12, 2009
PS. Bro Massage is not about Matt and Ben. Too obvious. But not far off in a way.
Friday, June 12, 2009
http://www.laineygossip.com/Bro_Massage_blind_item.aspx
They’ve been friends a long time. Recently worked together. Both family men now supposedly settled down. But not quite.
Several times a week, very late at night, they’d call up for room service together. Oh no, not for food, but for a certain kind of massage. Like…together. They’d get off on it together. Literally. Apparently they’ve been doing this for years. It’s how they bond. Some dudes like beer. These dudes like the hand and mouth special. Lately it hasn’t happened often enough – schedules, kids, etc.
Needless to say, when the opportunity presented itself, they made up for lost time.
Problem: one of the wives found out. Is now threatening to tell the other. Almost like blackmail. She wants them to stop hanging out AND she wants the friend to find her husband a replacement gig to make up for the one he’ll lose if she makes him pull out of their next collaboration. Hollywood wives can wheel and deal, see?
But she’s been placated before. He’s waiting for the rage to go down, and then he’ll buy her off again. A break from the bro massage until then.
Thursday, June 11, 2009 at 6:53 AM
Update (7/28/09):
denial 1: Matt Damon & Ben Affleck
denial 2: Tom Cruise (GMD) & Ben Stiller, Lance Armstrong & Matthew McConaughey
denial 3: Ben Affleck & Casey Affleck, Casey Affleck & Joaquin Phoenix, Sean Penn & Josh Brolin
denial 4: Brad Pitt & George Clooney
denial 5: Tom Cruise (GMD) & John Travolta, Tom Cruise & Will Smith
denial 6: Pete Wentz & Joel Madden, Tobey Maguire & Leonardo DiCaprio
denial 7: Brad Pitt & Sean Penn, Keith Urban & Brad Paisley, Jude Law & Ewan McGregor
denial 8: Ridley Scott & Russell Crowe
denial 9: Hugh Jackman & Liev Schreiber
denial 10: Judd Apatow & Adam Sandler
clue 1
denial 11: Adam Sandler & Rob Schneider; Will Ferrell
denial 12: Keenan Ivory Wayans, Damon Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans (Wayans brothers)
denial 13: Vince Vaugh & Jon Favreau
clue 2
They’ve been friends a long time. Recently worked together. Both family men now supposedly settled down. But not quite.
Several times a week, very late at night, they’d call up for room service together. Oh no, not for food, but for a certain kind of massage. Like…together. They’d get off on it together. Literally. Apparently they’ve been doing this for years. It’s how they bond. Some dudes like beer. These dudes like the hand and mouth special. Lately it hasn’t happened often enough – schedules, kids, etc.
Needless to say, when the opportunity presented itself, they made up for lost time.
Problem: one of the wives found out. Is now threatening to tell the other. Almost like blackmail. She wants them to stop hanging out AND she wants the friend to find her husband a replacement gig to make up for the one he’ll lose if she makes him pull out of their next collaboration. Hollywood wives can wheel and deal, see?
But she’s been placated before. He’s waiting for the rage to go down, and then he’ll buy her off again. A break from the bro massage until then.
Thursday, June 11, 2009 at 6:53 AM
Update (7/28/09):
denial 1: Matt Damon & Ben Affleck
denial 2: Tom Cruise (GMD) & Ben Stiller, Lance Armstrong & Matthew McConaughey
denial 3: Ben Affleck & Casey Affleck, Casey Affleck & Joaquin Phoenix, Sean Penn & Josh Brolin
denial 4: Brad Pitt & George Clooney
denial 5: Tom Cruise (GMD) & John Travolta, Tom Cruise & Will Smith
denial 6: Pete Wentz & Joel Madden, Tobey Maguire & Leonardo DiCaprio
denial 7: Brad Pitt & Sean Penn, Keith Urban & Brad Paisley, Jude Law & Ewan McGregor
denial 8: Ridley Scott & Russell Crowe
denial 9: Hugh Jackman & Liev Schreiber
denial 10: Judd Apatow & Adam Sandler
clue 1
denial 11: Adam Sandler & Rob Schneider; Will Ferrell
denial 12: Keenan Ivory Wayans, Damon Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans (Wayans brothers)
denial 13: Vince Vaugh & Jon Favreau
clue 2
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