"Why She's So Cranky" revealed

Smutty Tingle

Selma’s still healthy… surprise! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Friday, September 05, 2008

Friday, September 05, 2008

PPS. Anger Management is not Courteney Cox. Not that she’s particularly kind to the little people but her bitch manifests itself less violently.

Anger Management
Friday, September 05, 2008

PS. There is no bottle ban at Halle’s house.

Anger Management


It's not just Russell Crowe who has anger issues...only he was stupid enough to beat down a dude who didn't have to survive in the business.

This ferocious lady who in these circles has always been known to be a difficult bitch keeps her attacks, with a few exceptions (like if you make the mistake of not getting out of her way quickly enough at the airport), restricted to those who have to work around her. Like PAs and caterers, makeup artists. Whichever minion catches her in a bad mood and depending on the crime, it could result in an open hand slap to the face, throwing coffee all over someone's pants, and most recently, when craft services wasn't up to her exacting standards, stalking up to an unsuspecting staffer, ripping the phone out of his ear, and screeching to the person on the other line: "you've been talking to a retard who can't do his job."

Apparently her episodes have been getting more and more violent, so much so that the director and producer on her current project have had to call in reinforcements: her husband is now travelling with her to calm her now legendary temper but also to look after the little one, who has been exposed on more than a few occasions to her viotriolic outbursts. So far...it's working. Everyone is relieved but also extra, extra cautious. Calm before the storm.

Thursday, September 04, 2008 at 11:47 AM

Update (10/15/08):
denial 1: Courteney Cox
denial 2: Jessica Alba
denial 3: Kim Basinger
denial 4: Debra Messing
denial 5: Kate Beckinsale
denial 6: Kate Hudson
denial 7: Nicole Ritchie
denial 8: Jennifer Connelly
denial 9: Rachel Weisz
denial 10: Jennifer Garner & Katie Holmes
denial 11: Salma Hayek
denial 12: Catherine Zeta-Jones
denial 13: Diane Lane
denial 14: Brooke Shields


If motherhood is so rewarding, and what she’s been waiting for her entire life, why is it that there is no evidence of motherhood in her home? Particularly accessories. Pottery Barn doesn’t sell baby bottles.

Which could be why she insists on banning them from the house?

How does she feed her child when there are no bottles in the house?

Well… it’s because she doesn’t feed her child. It’s because the nannies feed her child. The nannies do everything for the child all days of the week. The nannies nanny morning and night while she works morning and night.

Perhaps that’s how she can justify her mandates: no bottles in the house, only bottles in the nanny trailers. She’s the modern mom?

Thursday, September 04, 2008 at 8:45 AM

Update (11/11/08):

denial 1: Halle Berry
denial 2: Angelina Jolie & Salma Hayek
denial 3: Christina Aguilera
denial 4: Marcia Cross
denial 5: Nicole Ritchie
denial 6: Naomi Watts
reveal 1
reveal 2
reveal 3

reveal 4


"He's the Master" revealed


Nicolas Cage at Letterman last night or John Travolta’s spray paint surprise from the Superbowl? Which is worse?

Not sure what exactly Nic was promoting on Dave but it really doesn’t matter anyway. He’s like the Kate Hudson of big box office – makes the same movie over and over and over again. And looking at his upcoming schedule, 10 more National Treasure/Ghost Rider/Untitled Escape From Prison features are on the way.

As for the status of his marriage to his child mail order bride – she’s still very, very accommodating. Which is why they’ve lasted so long. Word is, she’s trying to add to the insurance by having another child. KFed Jr is impressed.

Wednesday, September 03, 2008 at 8:01 AM

Christina Aguilera was in New York yesterday to debut her fragrance Inspire. Celebrity colognes always confound me. First – who’s dumb enough to believe these people actually use their own sh*t? And second – they may look better than we do, but do they smell better than we do? Really?

As far as Christina is concerned, why would you want to smell like someone who needs grey shadow to fill in her brows?

Any shade of brown? Of course. Black? A bit severe, but sure. Grey? You need to badly f&ck up your own colouring and bleach out your own hair to require a grey brow fill.

This is Christina Aguilera. All platinum and tits on various occasions around the city, capping off her evening out for dinner with her husband Jordan. By all accounts, the two have managed to regroup following a bout of recklessness that thankfully did not result in any lasting damage.

Word is it’s important for him to keep her busy and motivated, especially when she gets that gleam in her eye, not unlike the one you see here.

What is it with these Disney kids?

Wednesday, September 03, 2008 at 6:30 AM

"Good Help is Hard to Find" reveal


Duana and I disagree on many things – Michael Phelps, her hair, my hair, Anne Hathaway – but we are most diametrically opposed on the subject of Natalie Portman. Duey can’t bear Natalie Portman. I, on the other hand, worship Natalie Portman.

Here she is, at various engagements during the Venice Film Festival, looking impossibly beautiful and natural and effortless, dressed down or dressed up. Major hard-on.

Natalie will also be headed to TIFF to promote New York, I Love You. Her Boleyn sister Scarlett Johansson is expected at the festival too, as is her ex, Gael Garcia Bernal for Blindness.

She and Gael once shared a flat together in Toronto a couple of years ago during an ON period of their On/Off relationship. Interestingly enough, Toronto is also where Gael experienced some assistant issues which have hopefully been resolved now that he’s pregnant.

Tuesday, September 02, 2008 at 8:19 AM