"Cuba," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Hugh_Jackman_wearing_baby_blue_track_pants_with_wife_DeborraLee_playing_with_daughter_Ava_in_park_i.aspx

Don’t know why but my favourite photos this morning are of Hugh Jackman at the playground with his wife and daughter Ava yesterday in New York wearing his styley hat and… track pants. BABY BLUE track pants! Where I come from, dudes who wear baby blue track pants also drive camaros. And here’s the Sexiest Man Alive surrounded by paps at the park.

In baby blue track pants!

Maybe it’s just me, maybe you are not so amused.

Anyway, not that I don’t love the Brange but I prefer them alone, naked, on top of each other, rather than with their kids. If obliged to quiver on the hot daddy vibe though, for me it has to be Hugh. He just always looks like he’s having such a good time! In his baby blue track pants!

Hugh and Deborra-Lee have been living in NY a while now. Since before Christmas. Next destination: definitely not Cuba. Probably LA? Have to imagine rehearsals will be starting soon for Oscar…

Wednesday, January 28, 2009 at 6:23 AM

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"Cuba" red herring

http://www.laineygossip.com/Hugh_Jackman_doesnt_know_Kevin_Federline_Jr_because_he_is_a_loser.aspx

My favourite, favourite story of the day.

So Hugh Jackman and the rest of the Wolverine hotnesses are in Vancouver shooting final scenes. Hugh happens to be working out at the same fitness centre as Kevin Federline Junior who is tagging along with his wife and paycheque Tori Spelling while she films Smallville.

Big love to the girl who actually walked up to Junior at the gym and CALLED HIM JUNIOR!

But that’s not what hurt him the most.

What hurt the most is that Hugh Jackman doesn’t know Junior.

Apparently Junior was trying desperately to make eye contact, situating himself in Hugh’s eyeline, always using the same machines. But Hugh, who is RIPPED, was 1. too focused on his training to pay attention and 2. who the hell is Junior anyway?

Please.

So you abandoned your wife, your son, and a newborn adopted baby for a mutt face and a bigger bank account…and Hugh Jackman is supposed to recognise you?

Sit DOWN Junior Federline.

Bet you he’ll find out about this and will orchestrate a photo opp with Hugh by the end of the week. I know you’re reading Junior! And Hugh’s too nice to say no. It’ll be a pity picture. Can’t wait to see it!

So heads up Vancouver. When you run into Junior walking down the street, don’t be shy. Approach him and say Hi. Say Hi to Kevin Federline Junior. That’s his name. Make sure he knows it.

Monday, January 19, 2009 at 10:03 AM

http://www.laineygossip.com/Hugh_Jackman_as_Wolverine_in_Vancouver_at_Stanley_Park.aspx


Movie geeks should be excited about these ones.

As mentioned, the cast of Wolverine is currently shooting final scenes here in Vancouver at Stanley Park. Check out Hugh Jackman in costume the other day on set wearing an outfit borrowed from Tim Riggins. This is for the Friday Night Lights fan. Because as hot as Riggins is, that denim jacket with the fur collar from the 80s kills me. Just another reason why FNL is so authentic. Of course Tim Riggins would wear that jacket. Of course he’d get away with it.

Sorry, this was supposed to be about Hugh. Hugh will continue working on Wolverine for a few days before heading to LA to begin rehearsing for his hosting duties at the Oscars. Everyone on set with him, who has encountered him, everyone is in love with him. By all accounts the nicest person ever.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009 at 7:21 AM

http://www.laineygossip.com/Ryan_Reynolds_and_Hugh_Jackman_working_out_in_Vancouver.aspx


Exclusive photos of Ryan Reynolds in Vancouver today working out before heading to the Wolverine set. As you can see, he looks great, clean cut and ripped, and beautiful Hollywood skin. Does he wear foundation to the gym too? Jokes! Chill!

Ryan wraps in a few days and will likely be heading back to LA. Enjoy it while you can Vancouver.

Also a great story about Hugh Jackman. Yesterday my friend Kiu, married to one of my besties Fiona, went for a noon hour workout. Kiu found himself next to Hugh Jackman in the change room. So they started talking. And Kiu told him about the Freebie Five, informing Hugh that Hugh was on Fiona’s Freebie Five, then told him he’d appreciate it if he could get the hell out of town as soon as possible before Fiona was able to make it happen. Hugh loved the story, they shared a good laugh and ABBA was playing on the speakers. He seemed to like that as well.

Point of the story?

1. Hugh Jackman is super nice to regular people and
2. Hugh Jackman paid more attention to my friend Kiu than he did to Kevin Federline Junior, husband of Tori Spelling.

Hee.

Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 6:03 PM

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"Just As She Is" revealed again

http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_20jan09.aspx

Dear Gossips,

Happy Inauguration Day America!

Many of you have emailed, lucky bitches, because you’re going to the balls tonight. Have fun! Washington has turned into Hollywood, celebrity sightings everywhere…which means the entourage follows? Especially where Jennifer Lopez is concerned, right? More on that later.

It’s Tuesday – new posts all day …with Obama breaks in between!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. One quick note on the Denise Richards article from yesterday. She was photographed with Pierce Brosnan and word is she was begging him to appear on her dumbass reality tv show. As if Pierce Brosnan, devoted to his wife as she is, would need to slum it with a working girl. Please.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Just As She Is

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"How He Holds Her" reveal #5

http://www.laineygossip.com/Megan_Fox_explains_why_Brian_Austin_Green_did_not_attend_Golden_Globes_with_her.aspx

Is this a man?


Debatable.

His name is Brian Austin Green. You know him better as David Silver. He spent most of the 90s making out with Tori Spelling…remember him?

Oh yeah…him.

Brian Austin Green is engaged to Megan Fox, a man in his 30s desperately hanging on to his young break out girl who is trying to cope with outgrowing him. So, like a whiny little bitch, Brian opted not to attend the Golden Globes the other night with his prize.

As she told the emaciated Giuliana Rancic on the red carpet that night:

"Brian doesn't want to be here. He doesn't want to be my date. He's a man. He has an ego. I think he's probably working on music. I don't think he cares."


Oh honey…

Is that what he told you? Is that how he holds you? Is that how he controls you?

Through guilt?

Because you spent the entire time feeling it, didn’t you? Feeling badly that he didn’t come, feeling upset because he was upset, unable to enjoy your first Golden Globes.

It’s textbook manipulation.

And for a girl who claims to have such progressive views on female imagery in Hollywood, on women and sex, it’s also really pathetic. Because in explaining his absence by justifying his “manhood” she has actually upheld the most traditional, most man-centric perspectives: that a man is less of a man if he’s not the primary focus. That a man should always be #1. That a man should never accept NOT being #1.

Way to go Megan. How very enlightened of you.

Brian Austin Green attended the Fox TV Winter Party last night in LA. Megan was told to stay home and keep the bed warm.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009 at 7:30 AM

How He Holds Her

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As mentioned during the Globes wrap-up, Cameron Diaz looked decidedly uncomfortable sitting next to her bestie Drew Barrymore the other night. Can’t say I blame her. Drew was so cranked up and blown out, any friend would worry.

OK Magazine is now reporting that at an afterparty at the Sunset Tower the two barely spoke to each other and stayed on opposite ends of the room. The article is totally believable…until, like most tabloids, they overreached and topped off the story with one final detail to send it into the realm of bullsh-t.

According to OK! Leonardo DiCaprio is now taking sides and he’s standing firmly on Drew’s because supposedly when Cam came towards him at the even, he turned on his heel and practically ran away from her.

Um. No.

Cam and Leo are tight. They’ve been tight since Gangs of New York. They’re tighter than they let on. And I’m told she is constantly trying to set his BFF Lukas Haas up with a revolving door of ladies she thinks he should marry.

For reals.

OK! is claiming that the disconnect between Cam and Drew is resulting from Cam spending too much time with her boyfriend Paul Sculfor and Drew is calling her out for not being a constant friend.

What?

F-ck. You really think they’d do their research, non?

Because it’s the same. It’s the same as it’s always been.

Cam was like that with Justin. Drew was like that with… all of them. This is how these two girlfriends make it work. All the time. It’s not the first time.

So does that discredit the entire OK! article? Probably not. There was indeed tension between the two, and there continues to be, as Drew’s schedule and the pressure of producing and directing and managing a million things at once are taking their toll.

But then again, according to Lily Allen, anything in moderation, is totally fine.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009 at 6:52 AM

All Ages & Jonesing

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Much as I wish I had access to his schedule, I’ve no idea what George Clooney is doing in Washington. The inauguration is still a week away. Perhaps more lobbying? Whatever the reason, he arrived there today all smiles, looking fit and vibrant and full of charisma as usual and as enjoyable as the Globes were on Sunday, there would have been an added element of A list had he been there, non?

George however has said he has a policy. He doesn’t go unless he’s nominated, or unless he’s the incumbent ready to pass on the crown.

He spent the holidays in Cabo with Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber and there was no word of his usual paid shenanigans, of the entertainment variety, but there are those who are convinced that the reason Cindy ever tolerated Rande’s alleged philandering is because she negotiated a pass with his BFF. There’s never been any slamdunk evidence to support this but while those sorts of arrangements would shock the suburbs, in Hollywood it’s par for the course.

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In fact, it’s the only way one long standing celebrity marriage is able to survive even though she would have you believe that it’s a commitment to therapy and communication. A cheat for a cheat. It works for them. For reference and association purposes, we’ll call this one Cabo.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009 at 4:59 PM

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http://www.laineygossip.com/Debra_Messing_assy_hair_at_Golden_Globes_2009.aspx

Sit DOWN Debra Messing. Better yet – go away.

Am so over her.

And that hair. That hair had desperation all over and inside of it. That hair had her agent and her publicist lurking around it. Her entire talent team randomly popping out of it, begging someone, anyone, especially Jeff Zucker for a return to network television. Only no one cares anymore. And she can’t seem to accept it.

Did you see her husband?

Wasn’t looking very hard but I didn’t see her husband. In fact, her husband has been missing a lot lately. It’s not easy taking a back seat to being thin.

Monday, January 12, 2009 at 6:48 AM

Body or Baby?

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"Cuba & Chocolate, " it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_06jan09.aspx

PS. Cuba is not Bruce Willis or Tobey Maguire or Forrest Whitaker.

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Cuba & Chocolate

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"Cuba" guess

http://www.laineygossip.com/Hugh_Jackman_quivering_loins_in_a_leather_jacket_in_New_York.aspx

Wear that leather jacket…

Wear it, Hugh. Wear the sh-t out of that leather jacket, oh yeah.

While the sight of Taylor Kitsch in his boxers certainly gets me swoony, my lady business has always reacted more quickly to a man well clothed, his gait in his a great pair of pants, his hands in the pockets of a perfectly cut tuxedo.

Hugh Jackman in New York today returning to his apartment after an outing with the kids, his daughter’s doll tucked under his arm, so much hotness in his leather jacket and beautifully tailored grey trousers, hair tousled by the wind, aviators, and a beard…

Like, come on!

This man is MAN.

And he’s lovely, and good natured, and faithful, and funny… a cynic has to ask: what is wrong with Hugh Jackman?

Monday, January 05, 2009 at 3:13 PM

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http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_July_4_2008.aspx

Smutty Tingle


The New Posh, in every way including food and marriage (Hollywood Tuna )

Friday, July 04, 2008 at 9:44 AM

Take Coke for the Pain

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http://www.laineygossip.com/Victoria_Beckham_in_Dubai_with_David_Beckham_for_AC_Milan_party_but_replaced_by_Cheryl_Cole_on_cover.aspx

Posh was in Dubai with David on Saturday at an AC Milan party upstaging everyone in a gorgeous D&G dress, much more gorgeous than her own dresses, and likely one she’ll copy for her own label some time soon, having already pillaged through the designs of Roland Mouret.

Meanwhile British tabloids are gleefully trumpeting the fact that Victoria’s one time protégé Cheryl Cole is featured on the cover of the new UK Vogue, an achievement that took years for Posh to accomplish. They were inseparable at the World Cup in 2006, distancing themselves from the other WAGs as Posh mentored another girl band member newly married to a footballer.

Like Mrs Beckham, Mrs Cole was also betrayed by her husband, then numbed the pain by not eating, assisted by some happy habits, is now beloved in England thanks to her role as judge on X factor, and to the Posh-hater’s delight is being celebrated as Victoria’s replacement.

Cheryl is younger…and she’s just as thin. Oh la, it’s on.

Monday, January 05, 2009 at 6:32 AM

Take Coke for the Pain

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"Cuba & Chocolate," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Gossip_for_Thursday_January_01_2009.aspx

PS. Cuba is not Matthew McConaughey. Chocolate is not Alec Baldwin.

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Cuba & Chocolate

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    "Cuba & Chocolate," it's not...

    http://www.laineygossip.com/Ben_Affleck_and_pregnant_due_any_day_Jennifer_Garner_at_the_hospital_on_New_Years_Eve.aspx

    The Taupes arrived at the hospital today prompting speculation that Violet’s sibling is coming like right now any minute. They don’t seem all that hurried or laboured to me. But then again, what do I know of such things? As for a scheduled c-section option, because apparently this is of much interest to many of you, she delivered naturally the first time. Jennifer Garner wasn’t too posh to push. But from a thwarting paparazzi point of view, it would be clever to book a caesarian tonight when all attention will be on the star parties and everyone goes on break for New Year’s well into the weekend…

    Keep you posted.

    Oh yeah. And Ben’s not Cuba.

    Wednesday, December 31, 2008 at 1:28 PM

    Cuba & Chocolate

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    http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_31dec08.aspx

    PS Kevin Bacon is not Cuba. Leo D is not Chocolate.

    Wednesday, December 31, 2008

    Cuba & Chocolate

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    http://www.laineygossip.com/Jessica_Alba_and_Cash_Warren_bar_hopping_to_celebrate_her_backstabbing_her_way_to_a_new_role_playing.aspx

    All smiles on a bitch night out

    Alba Demon and her husband were spotted out and about yesterday no baby and then extended their free night on the town at Crown Bar and then Bardot. As you can see, she actually smiled. Jessica Alba is in good spirits.

    She starts shooting The Killer Inside Me in a short few weeks alongside Casey Affleck and… she plays a prostitute, which means she’s convinced herself that – finally! – she’s found an Oscar-potential part. You know the formula: get ugly, play a whore, get slapped around… it always works. At the very least, she thinks she’ll be taken more seriously.

    It’s also somewhat of a victory. She worked hard for this one, she supposedly backstabbed with ruthless determination to make it hers. There is much to celebrate. And this is why she’s so happy. Jessica Biel, not so much.

    Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 7:32 AM
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    PS. Cuba is not Dennis Quaid. Chocolate is not Jim Carrey or Keanu Reeves this time.

    Tuesday, December 30, 2008

    Cuba & Chocolate

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    "Cuba & Chocolate," it's not...

    http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_29dec08.aspx

    PS. Ewan McGregor isn’t Cuba or Chocolate.

    Monday, December 29, 2008

    Cuba & Chocolate

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    "Cuba and Chocolate," it's not...

    http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_24dec08.aspx

    PS Cuba is not Will Smith. Chocolate is not Justin Timberlake.

    Wednesday, December 24, 2008


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