"Helping Herself," it's not...

Friday, December 22, 2006

As for the girl who helps herself… it ain’t Britney. Because even though Britney has clearly seen much more wear and tear, strangely enough, she actually doesn’t seem to have any problems finding a partner, and finding partners who will gladly admit to spearing her. Battery Girl on the other hand has to suffer the indignity of being replaced AND rejected from ex to current, in magazines and online, which naturally explains the preference for a pleasuring device that clearly doesn’t have a brain...like her, I suppose.

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